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If you’ve ever been on the receiving end, you know a well-delivered insult can feel like a gift wrapped in poison. No one likes to be offended, after all, and whether that’s a proper way of ever interacting with someone is always up for debate. But in some rare instances, however, comebacks are so well-worded, so bitingly sharp, and delivered sizzling hot just at the right place and time, you can't help but admire the poetry that goes into these verbal gems.

The 'Rare Insults' Twitter account puts this into practice. With nearly 918k followers, this entertaining outlet is on a mission to share the funniest, most chaotic, and "most unique insults on the internet". By collecting the most savage jibes they can find, they prove that some people can easily throw their opponents off their feet by displaying the undeniable superiority of their intelligence and wit.

Below, we've gathered some of the best and most entertaining remarks from the account. So continue scrolling and get ready to give a round of applause to the brilliant disses that always offer plenty of space for a good laugh. Keep reading to also find our interview about chaotic put-downs with psychologists Dr. Hunter Mulcare and Amy Donaldson, hosts of Two Shrinks Pod, as well as evolutionary psychologist Nigel Barber, Ph.D. Then be sure to upvote your favorites, and let us know what you think in the comments!

Psst! After you’re done with this list, treat yourself to some more insult madness in Bored Panda's earlier piece right here.

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love u
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3 years ago

Kat pfp!! :)

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    OUCH. This made me LOL. What a lovely nasty tweet. :D

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Burn

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    Shona Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When isn't their ice cream emoji not broken smh

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    #5

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    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Controlling behaviour is not good parenting

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    #6

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    T C
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Battle pass, every 1k likes to unlock a new word!

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    #7

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    Miocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    my money is on the rat being embarrassed too

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    T C
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's self-cleaning.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't own suitjamas

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤣🤣 This one is killer

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    #11

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    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You’re not even on each other’s level.

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    #12

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    better sleep with one eye open on full moons. looks pretty werewolfy to me.

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    #13

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dear lord, what's with the finger?

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I am going to hell but why there is a football field between nose and mouth

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    Shona Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lol

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Our Taco Bell is opening soon, so I thought might as well try it.

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    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like he guards fake Egyptian gods. Goa'uld from Star Gate.

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    T C
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Second to the left is human Shrek for sure.

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    #19

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    T C
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A marvel of nature. Simply majestic.

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    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I love this outfit.

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    #21

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    Theo Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    LMAOO rip that guy

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And the third Olsen sister weaves the thread.

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    Miocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ouch!

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    #24

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    Chloe Summer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not wrong tho

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    No_idea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pretty accurate

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    Shona Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Victor was his nerd name, he is now Vector.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We're good thanks

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    T C
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If a Lacoste polo and a tied over the shoulder sweater became a real boy.

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    the feet scare me

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    poor kid's haircut is too small. get him the next size up!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *envious bear noises*

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You must be a Virgo

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    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    To be fair, mince and tatties is effing amazing.

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    that isn't a rare insult, it's someone explaining the joke. that burger was specifically made with the intention of resembling the one from spongebob 1666251911...710330.jpg 16662519115061434214458998710330.jpg

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But Norbert is a "nice guy"

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    life would be so much cooler if everyone dressed like cartoon characters

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Those are their clones.

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i love her tattoos!

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    Esist Nosrep
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He looks like doesn't need a vacuum cleaner in the house

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    Shona Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes.

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    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As a lesbian this hurts-

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    Shona Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I mean is it wrong...?

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    She's a 14/14!

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    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Whe you are married, No Nut November spills on the rest of the year

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Marcus tells the truth

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    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why does your profile picture looks like you've been stretched by the fudge-pull-machine from Willie Wonka's factory?

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    and the name "Alpha Wolf" ☠️

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It looks like she has another face on top of hers

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    HOOOGGG RIDAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    pre-digested steak?

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    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And I oop-

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Free Palestine. Make Israel pay for it.

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    Ivanh
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Seems legit we do say c $#t alot

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    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why is the oatmeal that colour?

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Those are dead eyes

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    Miocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I thought she talked about the dog, until I google who Andrew Tate is...

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    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    buuuuurrrrnnn

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It was worth a try.

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    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He looks like he's coming out of Aladin's lamp.

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    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Don't talk to him that way or he'll make a pipe pistol with a can and 2 screws as a sight

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    game pigeon :o i am so slay at game pigeon

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