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We’re going to have some pun today, pandas! Oops, I meant fun! We’ve taken a trip to the Wholly Pun Bible on Instagram and gathered some of the most clever (and perhaps eyeroll-inducing) puns that they’ve ever posted down below.

From cringey dad jokes to clever wordplay, we hope you enjoy scrolling through these puns, pandas. Be sure to upvote the ones that you plan on passing along to your fellow pun enthusiasts, and keep reading to find a conversation with John C. Lewis of Punsteria!

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To learn more about the wonderful world of puns, we reached out to an expert on the topic, John C. Lewis of Punsteria, a site dedicated to sharing the world's best puns. John was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda, sharing that he's always had a love for word play.

"[Puns are] part of the internal jokes and culture we grew up with," he shared. "I always use them while having fun with friends and family, especially when it comes to writing congratulation letters, and similar. They are always a perfect choice to add in a bit of fun and originality!"

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    Christopher Walkies
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    2 years ago

    It's elementary.

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    We also asked the pun expert if he could share some of his favorites with us. "'This coffee is so good, it's bean on my mind all day!' [And] 'I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.' These are the ones I like to say in everyday situations, all puns are dear to me," John added with a smile.

    He even says he unintentionally creates puns all the time. "It comes as a random inspiration during talk and daily life - the more you use them, the better you get at it. It becomes almost muscle memory," John explained.

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    2 years ago

    Don't fret. You've picked the right one.

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    "People underestimate the power of humor - even if it's just a corny pun," John added. "It makes you look at life from a more positive side, and makes the world a better place for everyone around you. I have never met a humorous person that's bad, have you?"

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    Hannah Rees
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    2 years ago

    This gladdens my heart in so many ways

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

    you have earned my business.

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    While puns often illicit eyerolls and groans from audiences, there are plenty of people out there who can appreciate the beauty of them as well. And if you’re one of those o-pun minded people, you’re going to love the Wholly Pun Bible. This Instagram account has been around since May 2017 and has shared an impressive 5,000 posts.

    And clearly, the page is doing a great job, as it has also amassed a whopping 1.7 million followers. From memes to screenshots of brilliant interactions on social media to photos of puns spotted in real life, this page is a wonderful place for anyone who enjoys word play. Plus, it can help anyone out there who needs to have a joke on hand that they can whip out whenever someone asks!    

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Or lone star state? Texas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Texas

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    We all know that dads are the masters of puns, so Fatherly, knowing their niche, shared an article discussing what makes puns so irresistible. Apparently one of the reasons some of us love them is because they are linked with “mental and mating aptitude,” one 2011 study found.

    “For most of Western history, puns were a sign of high intellect,” John Pollack, author of The Pun Also Rises, told The Atlantic. “They were a tool, and they remain a tool, to pack more meaning into fewer words.” 

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    2 years ago

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    My pie charts shows how much I'm not sharing 100%

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago

    Very thoughtful. Thank you!

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Those paws were fast as lightnin

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    Puns are also an interesting form of humor because they utilize both the left and right sides of our brains, research suggests. The left side is the linguistic hemisphere, while the right side works to “reveal the surprise double-meaning” of a pun, Fatherly explains. 

    But apparently, you don’t actually need to have a human brain to create puns. In 2011, scientists from the University of Washington created a program that learned how to add “that’s what she said” to sentences with a 72% success rate. Meaning that, the vast majority of the time, this computer understood when to use Michael Scott’s favorite line.     

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Intent also...? 🫥

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

    I mean is he wrong?

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    Silly-Rabbit
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    2 years ago

    Punctuation matters

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    And according to Charlie Hopper at McSweeney’s, even if you hate puns, there’s an explanation for that too. “A pun sidetracks you. It’s your friend who won’t let you get anything done,” Hopper explains. “It doesn’t know how to further the conversation. It can’t help you figure out anything important. A pun doesn’t bond people together by revealing a shared understanding of life. A pun says nothing about human experience or emotion, at least not on purpose.”

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    Abel
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    2 years ago

    Bad losers 😒

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Found a curie

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Dumbledore!

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    But for those of us who do enjoy a good pun, Shakespearean lecturer Dr. David McInnis says they can often feel like sharing an inside joke. “There's a sense of shared cleverness and intelligence that you get the joke,” McInnis told Pursuit. “Some people understand it and some don’t, so there’s that element of sharing something that’s a bit of a secret in some ways.”

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago

    Holy ship

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Puts it on a pedestal caterpillar

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    Bols
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    2 years ago

    But... but why are they from right to left, this bothers me so much :D

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    Dr. McInnis does acknowledge, however, that many puns are not very enjoyable to hear. “A lot of puns are really terrible,” he told Pursuit. “It’s a bit like the jokes you get in Christmas crackers that are notoriously bad, and part of that is a communal bonding thing, you know. You hear a really bad joke, everyone collectively groans … it’s a bonding exercise.”

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    I like this one.

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    Bored something
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    2 years ago

    Hehe

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago

    I don't usually like photoshopped stuff, but this is cute and well-done.

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    Sometimes, our brains even come up with puns without us even realizing it. Have you ever tried to ask someone if they’d like to meet at a certain time, but you accidentally asked them if they wanted to “eat” because your stomach was growling at the time? These little Freudian slips are one way our minds come up with puns without even consciously trying. 

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago

    Annie, are you ok?

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    grosse_daus
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    2 years ago

    Actually the color orange was named after the fruit....

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    Lands sake, that's clever.

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    English is also a particularly great language for coming up with puns, as there isn’t even a word for “pun” in Italian or French. John Hajek, Professor of Italian Studies and linguist in the University of Melbourne’s School of Languages and Linguistics, says this is because English is full of homonyms and has less complex grammar than many other languages. 

    “This is a result of all the vocabulary we have inherited from Germanic, and all the vocabulary we’ve borrowed from French and Latin, which means it’s a lot easier to find words that sound the same, but whose meaning is different,” he told Pursuit.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago

    You just need to be more specific with your questions

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago

    the thought that I assume was going through the friends mind was sweet, at least.

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    THE COOL ZACH
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    2 years ago

    Ha!

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    We hope you’re having a great time scrolling through these puns, pandas! Perhaps by the end of this list, you’ll have the qualifications to become a pun pundit! Keep upvoting the pics that you can’t help but laugh at, and then if you’re interested in reading even more clever puns, you can find our last article featuring the Wholly Pun Bible right here!

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    If it was Bering's, you would not be able to keep a Strait face?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Pun, Punett

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago

    What... is your favourite colour?

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    Mike Crow
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    2 years ago

    A cure to drinking alone.

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    Angi
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    2 years ago

    Poor Vincent

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Definitely what a talking printer would say

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    "Canny on, canny on as if nothing really matters"

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago (edited)

    But clownfish taste kind of funny

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    Mrs Wuschwusch
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    2 years ago

    Rickrolling at its best

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    I'm touched by such a MOOOOOOOving experience.

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago

    Bought from Etsy or Qwerty?

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    Wesley Frei
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    2 years ago

    Here’s your unhappy meal, comes with a pair of toy scissors.

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    David
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    2 years ago

    I touch type so likely wouldn't notice. In fact I just did notice that my N key is mostly worn off and looks like a comma.

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    WindySwede
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    Weird Al's car?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Duck? ....

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    Cerise Hood
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    2 years ago

    BUT YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

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    Chocolate llama
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    2 years ago

    *waits with increased heart rate*

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago

    They can just come in :)

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    "Why do my husband always take ..."

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Trust me. He's gonna have a lot of baggage

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago

    "slightly" cracked

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    rustythorn
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    2 years ago

    given the 70% off, it sounds like tease and denial

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    Multa Nocte
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    Zing!

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    rustythorn
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    2 years ago

    that is still after 8 from the previous day

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    "Horseplay!"

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Sir the chicken is dead

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    But after 6 pm, look out!

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    It’s cute

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    rustythorn
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    2 years ago

    good old albuquerque, sometimes helpful

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited)

    Pick-up line or threat with extreme prejudice?

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago

    Winnie The Pooh

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    2 years ago

    3 wishes of how the hell will I find the money !

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    Iron man? Curious if this was supposed to be abbreviations for females and men? Fe Ma or Wo Me?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Goin' to work ey?

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago

    Nice try!

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago

    And now his body is at rest, it will remain at rest...

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Bananabiologist and spacebiologist?

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    Angi
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    2 years ago

    I laughed and I have 3 friends

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    Vishwa S M
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    2 years ago

    Mama mia

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    Maggz Bennett
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    2 years ago

    PEBKAC?

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    Bob Builder
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    2 years ago

    🥰🥰🥰

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago

    Water, 70% proof

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    I rather think that too many people will believe this.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago

    But stick a pea under the mattress and all hell breaks out.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Al?

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    Cerise Hood
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    2 years ago

    I hate donating blood, they always ask me questions like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"

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    The Thumbs Up Dude
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    2 years ago

    wow just wow

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Happy baker arrested

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago

    Poor camel.

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    DE Ray
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    2 years ago

    Why do riot police always get to work early? To beat the crowd.

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    𖤐houseplant𖤐
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    2 years ago

    why is this cute hahah

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago

    Cheesy joke

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    This feels like it could be a redbull ad

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    Butt, I am so embarrASSED.

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    Bob Builder
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    2 years ago

    Sorry I dont get this one

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    Colt Winkler
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    2 years ago

    nobody comment thier names there are hackers and stuff out ther

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    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago

    Not very fun for the ones who understand Dutch.

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    gijeff58
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    2 years ago

    Better pick up line than the other, longer one! (see above)

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago

    Lemonade

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    My O My
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    Raisins are missing

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Instructions clear, did what was asked for...

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Beeimg colourblind helps with the not seeing red part.. 😅

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Prague, an ant?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Javier?

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago

    I've worked with (and for) people who couldn't legitimately make this claim.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago

    "Oh, you play bass? Electric or acoustic?" "Smallmouth."

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