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50 Pregnant Women Whose Day Is Going Worse Than Yours Is (New Pics)
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Whether you have previous experience as a parent or not, we can all agree that pregnancy isn't necessarily all that glorious. It's a beautiful moment in a parent's life as they eagerly await the arrival of their baby, but when we idealize it as something purely idyllic and miraculous, reality kicks in, and we start to realize it's not all roses and rainbows. Pregnancy can get messy, both for expecting women and the future fathers actively participating in this important event.
While outsiders may make assumptions about the experience of pregnancy, those who have had the chance to go through it know that it's not always what it seems. Fortunately, there are some very reliable sources that share honest yet funny facts about this blessed condition. Today, we've curated a new collection of chuckle-worthy posts shared online by mothers-to-be themselves, shedding light on some of the not-so-magical moments of pregnancy.
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#1
I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me
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#2
I Called Chewy To Tell Them The Packages They Are Sending Me Are Too Heavy Because I’m Pregnant And If They Could Be Split Up. I Got This In The Mail From Them
#3
My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Swaddling On Our Dog
#4
My Girlfriend Is 4 Months Pregnant, And I Got This Fortune Today
#5
My Pregnant Wife Claims To Have Found The Perfect Onesie For Our Soon-To-Be-Born Son
#6
This Is How We Announced Our Pregnancy To Our Friends And Family
#7
Texting Bernard The Update After My Appointment
#8
Subjects Pictured Are Not Pregnant, Give Me Back My Damn Pillow
#9
At 30-Weeks-Pregnant, I Told My Husband I’d Like To Have Some Pie. It’s A Win
#10
First-Time Dad, Costco Had A Diaper Sale And Baby Not Due Yet. Did I Go Overboard?
#11
Warning For All My Pregnant Mamas Out There: This Can Happen From Vomiting
Flamingo Croquet 3 years ago (edited)
Could someone please explain? Poor woman, hope the nausea passed at some point 😕
#12
My Sister Is Pregnant With Triplets
#13
Wife Is Pregnant With First Child, Due In 58 Days, Must Practice
#14
Made My Pregnant Girlfriend Pancakes
#15
I Think I Jinxed Myself Complaining About This Pregnancy Being Hard. Today I Broke My Right Foot And Left Ankle. Everything Just Got 1000% Harder
LegendsNeverDIE 3 years ago (edited)
At least you get to relax now with everybody doing things for you!!
#16
We Recently Announced Our Pregnancy. My Dad Wanted To Know How Big The Baby Was. I Told Him The Size Of A Sweet Potato. A Few Minutes Later, I Received This Picture
#17
The Struggle
#18
There's No Medal For Giving Birth, But My Partner Made Me This
#19
I’m A Pre-K Teacher And Asked My Students For Name Suggestions. They Did Not Disappoint
#20
You Currently Have 2 Brains In Your Body, And That Doesn't Help Either. The Struggle Is Real
After fifteen minutes of searching, I found out that I had put the car keys in precisely this place because that's such a nice logical place.
Deleila Charlie 3 years ago
Seeing Blue band butter makes me happy because it means it's a Dutch picture.
#21
My Husband's Genius Drawing On My Baby Bump
#22
This Pregnant Lady's Dinner Choice For The Past Two Weeks
#23
In Case Anyone Is Wondering, I Am "Walked With An Opened Tub Of Butter To The Garage And Put It On The Passenger Seat Instead Of In The Refrigerator" Weeks Pregnant
#24
The Dude I Work With Found Out That His Girlfriend Is Pregnant
Booker 3 years ago (edited)
Poor guy, it looks like he needs time to gather his thoughts. When my wife told me she was pregnant with our first child, I sat down on the stairs stunned for a few seconds, realized that probably wasn't the best response, then got up and hugged her. It didn't quite come off as the spontaneous joy I had hoped for.
#25
I Guess Pregnant Woman Can't Drive Broncos
#26
Pregnancy Massage Table. Amazing Invention, But Can't Stop Laughing
#27
That Moment You Pour Chicken Broth Into Your Smoothie Blender Instead Of Almond Milk. Great Way To Start Off The Morning
#28
In Need Of A Laugh Today
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
I have a wonderful picture of me and my father comparing our bellies :)
#29
My Fiance, Normally A Lean Machine, Has Experienced A Lot Of Swelling During Pregnancy. Here's Her Foot
#30
My Wife’s Pregnant Belly Makes It Look Like She’s Smuggling A Pumpkin
#31
My Wife Is Pregnant. I Guess She Thinks I Won't Know What To Do When The Baby Is Born, So She Got This To Help Me Out
#32
A Friend Needed A Pregnancy Announcement, So I Obliged
#33
When I Thought I Looked Pregnant vs. Now
#34
My Pregnant Wife Is Trying To Choose A Color For Our First Nursery. I Present To You My Work Of Art - "Indecision (In P Minor)"
#35
My Husband Made My 3rd Trimester Cake
#36
Pregnancy Is Going Great, Why Do You Ask?
#37
Did I Really Just Go In Public With Two Different Shoes?
#38
Gosh I Hate The Combo Of Extreme Nausea, 4 AM Cravings And Not Finding The Damn Can Opener
#39
Everyone In My Life Over Thanksgiving: You're 29 Weeks Pregnant! Is The Nursery Done? My Nursery:
#40
My Pie Craving Is Next Level. Just Needed To Share With My Fellow Pregnant Peeps
#41
Pregnancy Snack
#42
Today Is A Significant Day For My Wife's Pregnancy
#43
Wanted To Do Something A Bit More Grand To Break In My New Lodge 12", But My Pregnant Wife Wanted A Grilled Cheese At 2:30 AM
#44
Preggo Brain. Wore My Slippers To Take The Boys To School But Forgot To Change Into Work Shoes When I Got Home Before Going To Work
And yes, I can still see my feet I just didn’t look down until I got to work.
#45
Grabbed My Stuff For Work This Morning And I Realized When I Got To Work That I Did Not In Fact Grab My Beauty Blender… I Grabbed A Boiled Egg
#46
When You Order Subway So It's There When You Get Home From Work, But Forget That They Wrap Delivery Orders In Foil, So When You Stuck In The Microwave It Catches Fire
The microwave and sandwich are both fine. My pride is a little wounded though.
#47
My Wife's Pregnancy Photoshoot Dressed As Vecna At An Abandoned Pizza Hut In Vermont
#48
My Pregnant Step-Mom's Nutella, Onion, And Cucumber Sandwich
Nichole Harris 3 years ago
I remember walking around with a whole onion and a bottle of ketchup..... Just squirt and bite 🤣
#49
Pregnancy Brain
#50
Pregnant Lunch
LegendsNeverDIE 3 years ago
Hmm olives, peppers, grains, cream cheese and bagels?! I would totally eat that - looks delicious!
#51
My Friend Had Her Pregnant Belly Painted, I Think If You Press The Belly Button She'll Explode
#52
My Pregnant Wife Is A Warrior. One Week Left, And She Is Still Out Running Errands With Me. This Is Our Last Costco Run Before The Baby Is Born. Thought This Was Funny
#53
Back When My Wife Was Pregnant With Our First, She Had A Craving For Ramen Noodles Prepared With Kraft Mac And Cheese Powder. Behold
#54
My Very Nauseous Pregnant Wife's Dinner. Finding Food She Can Digest (Or Even Think About) Has Been A Struggle
#55
Happy Birthday Dear Preggo Cravings, Happy Birthday To You
Nice Beast Ludo 3 years ago
That looks like my 8th birthday cake except the candies were dinosaurs
#56
Living With A Pregnant Woman
Living with a pregnant woman involves coming home, taking a shower, putting on PJs, getting comfortable, getting back up to make her a snack, getting comfortable again, driving to Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme, and waiting for what's next.
#57
What, You Ask, Is Pregnancy Brain? Oh, It’s That Thing That Makes You Not Realize That Tea Leaves Are Extremely Light, So 1 Pound Of Them Is, You Know, A Ton Of Tea
So you order an entire pound of tea leaves, and this arrives.
#58
It’s Been 5 Hours Since I Got To Work And I Just Realized I’m Still Wearing My Slippers From This Morning
#59
My Pregnant Sister
#60
Vegemite Roll Stuffed One Inside The Other. I’m Pregnant, So One Roll Wasn’t Going To Be Enough To Fill Me Up, And Eating Two Rolls Individually Seemed Like Way Too Much Effort
#61
Pregnancy: Vanilla Ice Cream And Salted, Buttered Corn
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Well, creamed corn is a thing, so why not ice creamed corn? Kinda curious now
#62
Smores Poptart Pancake For Pregnant Wife
#63
Hors d'Oeuvres For My Pregnant Wife On Mother's Day
#64
Our Friends Decided To Make Us A Cake Celebrating Our Pregnancy. It Was Delicious
#66
Deconstructed Harvey’s Hot Dog Aux Cornichons And Sweet Tomato Compote. Pregnancy Craving
Edda Kamphues 3 years ago
I made my husband go out and get cherries. In March. In Australia. No idea how/where he got them, but he did. You do not want to grumpify the whale!!!
#67
Pregnancy Brain In Full Swing - Meant To Grab A Spare Towel To Take Swimming To Sit On In The Car On The Way Home... Grabbed Lucy’s Wee Mat Instead
#68
Triple Butter. Peanut Butter, Butter, Nutella, And Jelly. Yup, I'm Very Pregnant
Darth Kittius 3 years ago
I mean, out of all possible combinations, this is one I would be okay with trying for myself
#69
My Pregnant Wife's Microwaved Hot Dog On White Bread Because She Wanted It Immediately
sara fulmer 3 years ago
I can just visualize a very pregnant wife not being able to get off the couch yelling "IMMEDIATELY!!!"
#70
Sometimes I Can’t Decide What To Snack On, So The Solution Is A Little Bit Of Everything. I Liked This Combo. It Hit All The Flavors, Had Diversity, And Was Fairly Well-Balanced
#71
Doritos And Mustard On White Bread: A Pregnancy Craving Bedtime Snack
#72
I Told Myself I’d Eat Healthy When I'm Pregnant
#73
I’m Thinking That Maybe Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing
#74
Tried Making Coffee With Pregnancy Brain
LeiLah 3 years ago
As a non-coffee drinker married to a non-coffee drinker**, who was raised by a non-coffee drinker single dad, I'm not sure I get this one. The filter doesn't look right but I don't know what I'm looking at. Is that a tortilla? **Note: We get our caffeine other ways, don't worry. We're human. *sips Monster*
#76
Cell Phone Holder
Darth Kittius 3 years ago
I've gotten to the point where I have pregnant friends whom I graduated with, and it's so odd that they're already married and pregnant at 19.
#77
My Brand New Salt Grinder Broke And Poured Half Of Its Contents Into My Container Of Freshly-Made Mashed Potatoes For Dinner. I’m Pregnant. Tears Were Indeed Shed
#79
Potato Salad And Sharp Cheddar On Corn Tortillas. Wife Is Pregnant
#80
I Have Now Burnt These Eggs To A Crisp Forgetting That I Started The Eggs And Decided To Take A Shower
What doesn’t show here is that before this mishap I already did this same thing once this morning. I have a brain inside of me but somehow I think I’ve lost mine! I have come to accept that pregnancy brain is real!
#82
Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing! When I Pulled The Half-And-Half Cream Out For My Coffee This Morning I Did A Total Double Take... And Then Giggled
See, I was neither the adult who put away the ice cream last night nor the first to get half-and-half for coffee this morning.
#83
My Pregnant Sister Sent Me A List For "Nachos". After Of All The Prepping, This Is What She Wanted
#85
My Girlfriend Is Pregnant. We're Both Handling It Differently
#86
Pregnant Wife Gets Last Meal Before Giving Birth
#87
This Pregnancy Brain Is Out Of Control. I Started To Make My Decaf Pumpkin Spice Latte, Got Side-Tracked And Ended Up Letting My Pumpkin And Condensed Milk Burn
#88
When Your Pregnant Babysitter Sends You Pics Of The Cup She Forgot She Put On The Roof Of The Car, Drove Off, Then Ran Over It
#89
This Is How My Day Is Going. Hope Everyone Else Has A Good Day
#90
Pregnant Lady's Artisan Sandwich
#91
Coffee Cake With My Special Ingredient Of Dashi Powder By Mistake Aka Fish Powder
#92
Got My Wife Pregnant. Posted This
#93
And This Would Be The Result Of Pregnancy Brain
#94
Banana Blue Cheese Burger. Do Not Question The Demands Of The Pregnant
#95
Drew A Stick Figure Portrait Of My Little Family Today. Then I Realized Something Was Missing And Had To Revise
#96
This Pregnancy Brain Is Really Starting To Be A Pain
#97
This Monstrosity My Pregnant Wife Created
WindySwede 3 years ago
not so unsimilar to my breakfast. Bread, butter cheese, and olives, put in oven 200C for aproximate 12 mintues.
#98
Pregnant Wife Was Craving Cheddar Cheese With Dijon And Jalapenos
#100
Childhood Favorite. Current Pregnancy Craving
#101
It's Pizza Night! Guess Who Lost Count Of How Many Cups Of Flour She Added
#102
6-Month-Pregnant Wife's Diaries. Purdue Spicy Chicken Cutlets, Frozen Hashbrown Patties, Corn, Sour Cream And A Cheese Sauce
#103
Strange Pregnancy Craving Nr. 54 - Spicy Beef Patty On Burnt Waffle Drenched In Mayo And BBQ Sauce
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Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Kudos to everyone who's pregnant/has a baby, I'd go insane and very depressed with all of this
Lama 3 years ago
Haha, I feel the same. Like, I'm so happy for everyone being happy, but this is literally my worst nightmare XD
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Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
Nothing like a pregnancy article to make me grateful that I got my tubes removed.
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Kudos to everyone who's pregnant/has a baby, I'd go insane and very depressed with all of this
Lama 3 years ago
Haha, I feel the same. Like, I'm so happy for everyone being happy, but this is literally my worst nightmare XD
Load More Replies... Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
Nothing like a pregnancy article to make me grateful that I got my tubes removed.
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