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People enlist the help of Photoshop experts for a number of reasons, and usually expect to see the issues with their photos corrected in a clean, professional manner. The following folks, however, turned to James Fridman for their photo fix-ups, and got pretty much the polar opposite.

James Fridman is one of the (if not the) most renowned Photoshop trolls on the Internet, and he's pretty much a master at taking the pictures people send him and sending back finished products that make them wish they were never born. Rest assured that no matter how specific of a request you give this man, he will follow through with it exactly how it's written. He's like a genie from a lamp that grants wishes way too literally.

Scroll down to see his latest visual zingers, and check out some more of his hilarious work here.

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    Robert Bailey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are "short shorts?" I wonder what he would consider the shorts we wore in the 70s and 80s.

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    Groundskeeper Willy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should've removed the whole "plastic thing".

    Mohammed Lambat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we know James has a bit of human in him... he's not only savagery!

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    June Pixeld
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe its the angle or smth , the whole thing looks a little scary

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what anorexia looks like. Her hands are like claws, and no one should ever be able to see the veins on your stomach. She's not carrying a lot of muscle, either.

    Vasanth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many noticed the lips?

    Barb Logan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so much better with them. Bet she doesn't think so. smh

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    Emily Williams
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her fake boobs were removed. The plastic thing she meant was the pinkish think in the right bottom corner though

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    Allison Baker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her lips look way prettier after!

    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake lips and boobs GONE... so much better!!

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute, too...he made her breasts smaller, removing the "plastic things" inside the bra. ;)

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she's in front of that bed at all--but poor girl. She might have body dysmorphia.

    Alusair Alustriel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG people are either fat or skinny and stringy. Where are normal looking girls? :/

    Sandra Bell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James, you truly improved the picture, but need to fade out the horrid tattoos. Now, she needs some ballet classes to fix her waaaaay sway back, which looks segmented, like an insect.

    Rã Field
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘I asked to get a breast of the situation that my head looked to big’... never book broken english happy snappers!!!

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised she is still in the picture

    Suparna Gibbs
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she actually mean by " plastic thing"? Phone?

    Ann Herring
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder what she thought when she saw this?

    Ann Herring
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lolololol.... that's awesome!! well done James!!!

    Vj VII
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how many of you'll have seen the lips :D

    Sheralyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've removed the iphone while he was at it.

    Lenah Hedéen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't she awfully thin? Just skin and bone :/ looks a bit weird...

    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably just got a liposuction. She has a scar on her belly that indicates there have been works there... bad work.

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    Inservio Letum
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay srsly... what plastic thing did she mean?

    Susan Milam
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😍

    Porto DaMartinica
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plastic is what her brain is made of, for not seeing this coming

    Kerry Pitt
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They were plastic bra inserts?

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is WAY too skinny. Like, "I'm worried for your health" skinny. Also, a minor thing, but it was the focus of the joke, so: it makes her boobs very noticeably fake.

    Marcia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to come back to reality, get a few cheeseburgers girl.

    Victor Vakaras
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    Fat shaming = bad. Any other form of body shaming = ok! F**k off.

    Sarah Lennie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you on this one. Having been too fat and too thin at different stages of my life, I found I got way more rude and body shaming comments when I was too thin. It's not ok, and hurtful either way. People don't seem to think thin women have feelings or body image issues.

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with his face? He's a cute little bugger :)

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaah, alright. That's what people mean when they say: "Wow, you're just legs."

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    just a thought !
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His question itself seems like he wanted that !

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    Jonathan Anderson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, people really think you can just make some not look comfortable. All these responses are just perfect!

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