Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Made People Laugh This July

sic burnn

Oh no! Peace and quiet!! /sarcasm

That app is creepy

My dad likes to stand on the porch to watch tomatoes

Once a bug crawled into my ear at night and I woke up to a weird sound in my ear... sleep well <3

why is a 6 year old playing fortnite...

Owen

Owen

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

FollowUnfollow

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

That's a kid that knows what he's about.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Like my Mom.

“Hi, welcome to imaginary airlines!” “Excuse me” “yes, honey?” “B***H, WHERE ARE THE MISSILES?!”

Child is logical

🤣🤣🤣

and snails and worms - do you know how many snails, worms and rocks you can fit into all the pockets of toddler dungarees - those poor little creatures

Pro tip. Use the box as a spoon rest until the cooking is done

Evil.

A week? That's far too long - I'm in "minutes" now

My son has this odd fixation at the moment where he will point out every barber shop, hairdresser, salon etc whenever he sees one. But the mere mention of getting his hair cut sets him off.

I'm sure he tried his best

"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid"!!!

I don't know how to respond when people say that. Or worse, if they say "he must take after his mom". It's like you're deciding whether or not my wife cheated on me. What am I supposed to say?

It's a sign of codependency, like "I'm cold, put on a sweater." (My mother's favorite. )

Cups are a f*****g stupid measure, it's different for different substances! A cup of sugar is a different weight to a cup of flour! Idiotic.. Fight me!

Broccoli is good

MotherRobinson

MotherRobinson

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

Mine has 1 onesie and 2 PJ sets from the show Bluey. The onesie is Bingo and she always pack all the Bluey pj's for our trips.

I once read: "Don't make fun of your parents because they struggle with electronic devices while you need to google how to boil rice." Seems pretty right, tbh.

My kid used to take the time to fake a 'brushed My teeth' crime scene... wet toothbrush, toothpaste randomly thrown on the counter and water strategically splashed all over. He could have brushed his teeth in far less time and with far less effort. He did the same with showers. 🫤

I think she was just making sure she knew.

I have a 14yo sister. Can relate.

That is not what they ask. They say "Back when you were alive ..."

Rje summer I was 11, we had a rescue crow. She loved playing with barbies, because thats what we did. But she specialized in dressing the dolls. I would have to put in the legs, ans she would spend 45 minuses pulling it all the way up. I knew when she was finished, because she would look at me until I gave her a new dress. The same one pulled down would not do 😁 i even learned she had favorites, one was the same as mine, so we had to share 🥰

I work at Amazon's CHM2 in Obetz, Ohio. Our building mascot is a Phoenix. I haven't seen one yet!

It's unreasonably upsetting when your yolk breaks.

My mom was always giving me 'good' books to read like The Glass Castle, and White Oleander... Ok mom, you are a good mom already!

Or listening when they are not talking to you

Not this game AGAIN!!

eww

I love you both, most of the time 😘

The zillion dollars are paying for freedom from your kids, they will always prefer you and the carwash. The carwash is supreme fun.

Try a spoon. Tell them it's magic.

And take less time too 😂

You're a mother traveling with her kids. That's a business trip.

So... why IS it called the NIntendo 64?

Lol

I didn't forget it, you didn't want to go back for it

Pooping at your inlaws isn't fun

And you have to go and buy the food to use in said meals. It's exhausting

Or, like my sister, leave JUST enough that she can say “it’s not empty”

This is where the stare-down needs to work😅

See also my colleagues.

MotherRobinson

MotherRobinson

Community Member • points

posts

comments

upvotes

Premium

Premium user. Get details.

Welp just bust out one those Eddie Murphy Mom Burgers? 😂

It's more like RoadDripping here

A comedian in the making.

LOL! I could picture this so clearly!

😂😂😂

No pants means going commando in the UK!

Labyrinth... Bring it on!

but like hard floors are comfortable (i almost fell asleep on my **HARDWOOD** kitchen floor yesterday... it's so comfortable)

My youngest brother (52yo) teased me about my age bcoz I'm going to become a granny in Jan next year. I called him Great Uncle Chris once, and he stopped that nonsense immediately.

I can't wait to see fencing competition at the olympics!

My father tried that once, but he forgot he is a teacher