121 Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Every Parent Can Relate To

that's brutal

BUahahaha! Evil

Ahahahahaha!

Yup that was me when I was little, so was my sister but instead of saying dragon she said unicorn :P

hahaha

omg hahaha

Hahaha truth! I remember crawling on hands and knees into my sons room so quietly, just to see if he was asleep or awake.

Lol

In Hungary that would be 47%... heh it's not funny :D

When my mum is little, she asked my gran to give birth to a bunny for her. Lol

Lol

As an older sister of a 5yo girl, she has learnt names of guns used in an zombie apocalypse and I have learnt all the names of dinosaurs :P

Haha love it

Imagine if that's because in his previous life he wore glasses, and cz he is young now he can still remember...:P

LMAO!

ma 30 year-old has always made it a point of wearing different socks: just adds to his aura.

My daughter would ONLY eat chicken. We had chicken ribs, chicken shrimp , chicken roast, chicken spaghetti !!

And we decided that warm food isn't so tasty alter all.

Waste not want not! ;)

This. Is. So. True. Even though I'm not a parent, my little brother always did this.

My mum and crisp... came in when I forgot my book once and she has a bag of crisp and had stuffed them into her mouth...

Oh ive been there..

That child is going to grow up to be a fierce feminist! Adorable ^-^

My 2 yr. old daughter in a room full of grandparents and t their elderly friends: UT-OH! MAMA FARTED! Me: becoming tiny and hiding under the couch

Can't. Stop. Laughing!

haha

For the win! :D

Not for me. My youngest called all of her poop piggies. Before she could flush she had to name each turd and then tell it bye-bye.

This sounds weird, because as a 14yo girl, I love Maths, especially Algebra!

My granddaughter was into Disney princesses. She was ALWAYS in costume...often changing several times a day. When pre-school happened, we insisted she wore real clothing. We MOSTLY got her to do it. Here's the thing...Princesses don't show leg. If she wasn't in tights, she spent her entire time either pulling her dress down to cover any skin seen above her socks or pulling her socks up so they were up under her dress. She would pull and push for hours. It was funny...at first..........................................

So true, had the TV to myself, then realised I had been watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates for over an hour. Too exhausted to notice!

Awwwww

LMAO ... Oh God it's so true

Sad, but true.

Then I wouldn't give him nothing else to eat till he eats it and make him watch the documentary about North Corea ou Africa ... Well I guess I shouldn't have any kids

It's backward in my house

That's deep.

Have 3 grown girls & a granddaughter. Totally own this!! LOL

Brilliant...

Ahahaha!

Lol

Hey, sometimes it's hard to perfect a picture for homework. Ever think of that?

:D :D :D I'm dying

i used to be the house where all 4 of my kids had at least 2 friends that wanted to eat over

My brother looks at his hands, holds up a number and then says something like "eighty two thousand!"

When i get dressed my son asks me if we are going to church or the grocery store..

Ha ha

My son ... keeping clothes on him was an epic daily struggle.

truer words were never spoken!!

This applies to husbands as well haha!!

ooooooh yes!

This is how I'm going to start singing this song!!!!

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so true

how true ans while holding, hearing "wait, wait"

or not at all...

I'd be in another room, desperately trying to swallow my treat and my 4yo daughter would come running and say "I smell chocolate on your breath!"

And typically after having explosive diahrrea that has covered their clothes and hair and body.

Haha I now want to know your child

OMFG, and they have to closely examine each one first. Too true and funny!

Absolutely.

Always loved when they would pout, house was quite for a few minutes.

that goes for the pizza box too

I've done that and I don't have any kids yet.

aaaw!! how cute!

I only have four and it's like this. This is the truest description I have ever heard.