30 Painfully Hilarious Parenting Memes To Read While Your Child Is Sleeping

I love this! Never gonna think of a thunderstorm the same again lol

This should be at the top !

S**t happens 😺

Yesss the two new superpowers we unlock as parents, Dad-Voice and Mom-Stare

Yes, but for a 3yo, if you like it, you want it. And you won't ask either.

Expert level 💯

Yea kids can be exhausting I don't have them but still....

some one had bad hart burn.

... in a full body cast, with no one helping you.

Yay, wrestling

Also cats.

Grandparents, saying yes every time your parents say no. Lol

Bartender was having an animated conversation with a toddler. Mom: you must have kids of your own to understand her that well. Bartender: nope, I just hang out with a bunch of drunks for a living.

Dressed perfectly fine for a kid. Hell, perfectly fine for an adult too. Screw boring clothes!

When my siblings and I were toddlers we were allowed to only draw on the walls of one hallway at the back of the house which wasn’t visible to visitors. It was a win for both us and our parents. Once we grew up (aka learnt not to draw on walls), those walls were painted over and remained like new for the rest of the time we lived there.

Wow, where did this happen?

... in a row, without stopping to give you a chance to respond!

Or dance recital.

or anytime the kids just get quiet....

My mother still feels uncomfortable when my brother and I roast eachother and tries to smooth it over, mum there's nothing to smooth - we're both laughing. Bless her.

we all float down here!

*adds green stink lines* lol

it's true, we did

See, they actually have the same amount of energy you do, but because they're smaller, it's nore concentrated.

Is this Jurassic Park? lol

as someone with a baby brother, i can confirm that he has the grip strength of a gym rat and i can also confirm that my face is forever crumpled like wrapping paper

...and my cats.

I agree, toddlers are jackasses

Or my cat

Wait until they get to the Fortnite stories

🤣

🤣😂 "hhhhggggnnnnnn...no."

Amen to that

Yes!

And they don't show it to you first.

Me telling my kid until whe was 6yo to say she was 3 at the indoor playground to save 10 bucks... worked up until then 😂

Bluey instead! (If you already have Disney plus)

And for anything else that’s a bummer

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So accurate -Toddler smooches are the best!

Only 27 thousand? Dang, lucky you! lol

oh so true

you blocked out duck breasts??? WTF?

🤣

I've been there for years now

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Now you wash it yourself

Wait 7ntil you have the teenagersaurus rex.

Are.

What about chicken tenders at an Italian restaurant?

It would annoy me too, and i am twelve.

OK fine go back inside hurry! *they come out with fruit snacks* “Turns out I was just hungry!” 😑😑😑 *starts to finally leave* “Oh wait I actually have to go now!” 💀💀💀

Simple: if you find a bank to loan you the rest, the iPad is yours

Wholesome

or horizontally while simultaneously kicking mom in the kidneys, and pushing daddy with their head so neither mom or dad can sleep.

Hi it's me...and I don't have kids.

My kid always offer him to ask his papa for 4 euros to give me, so I get more money.

I love baking poop, my kid makes plenty!

This goes for some adults, too. I've had roommates before, who had "no idea where the cutlery went", when I had bought 3 sets. I ended up buying my own washing it, and hiding it. I never had that issue again.

The dad tax