40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Father of the year! Love it!

Same

Shots fired! Thanks wise old man for your wisdom!

It is BURN 'o' clock! 🤣

She's going places ;)

We should upvote this, if only for the word dope !

this is so sweet

That's... pretty apt actually.

average bagel with lox and cream cheese in NYC, at least where I live is $6-7, bagel with just cream cheese in about $3. I mean lox is expensive, but where it is $18

Like that's a bad thing.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wicked smaaat!

What a wonderful random female passersby. 😊

Gimme the money or else! 🎸🎵🎵🎵🎸

Haaaahaha this made me laugh so hard. Brilliant !

"I know, right? I found this amazing dog food!"

Frasier and Niles as boys

This is funny😄

But think of the doctors! As you said, they need them even though they do not stop viruses....oh, nevermind. Just leave them to those who need protection from dust.

Ouch. *applies burn cream*

You are a valued (and easily-replaceable) employee! 😁

They didn't work that out BEFORE starting the job??

Yeah, I'm an adjunct professor in Jersey and the Bronx. (I live in Brooklyn.) I'm pretty sure the bridges I cross going to/from work make more money than I do!

I'm going to intern in January and I'll be making 0,00 dollar an hour :')

That's remarkably depressing.

Man that's brutal, and he doesn't even get a bonus ticket if he's a minute over

It's true

HAPPENS ALL THE F*CKING TIME!!!!

Shots fired at self

Well that's not wrong.

Legend has it, they still are at the bottom of this stairs...

There was once a subway driver here who was probably kicked out by an airline. Every time I sat in the subway, he not only announced the stops, he also explained what there was to see in these places. And in the most f*****g friendly tone in the world! IT IS 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING YOU INSANE !! ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL COME IN TO YOU! But that won't go very nicely ... 😈🤬😂

How about remove your backpack on the subway, like a civilized human being, and don't scream at strangers for mildly inconveniencing you, like another civilized human being?

lungn't

それは非常に面白いです! 😂😂😂

Ha!!!

Burn the guy! Burn his crocs! BURN THE KIDS!!! They already have this PLAGUE in them!!! 😈😈

Pizza slices?

no you're probably dead because a driver hit you because he didn't have time to see you silently approaching.

"I am Iron Man..." Still hurts :'(

That's a cute reply !

More expensive than the shoes probably.

The unvaxed are muggles and antivaxers are dementors.

But they are. And they probably also admire the 24/7 mentality.

*to Biontech! ;)

Is there a city that's baby free?

Moral of the story; stick to what you know

Said the Yoga teacher who charges $50 per hour that only last 45 minutes.

Fair enough.

Stay classy

But I wanna know!

Sounds like London

A future spy on the making. Don't break under pressure and black mail and have too much info on the phone to allow to fall under wrong hands.

Freak the cashier out and pay with cash. And not the exact amount.

Outch...

Hahaha

It's wise to always come prepared (to drink).

Next Gen is EVEN MORE nihilist??? How is this possible? 🤣🤣🤣

Damn, my flight was yesterday.

Oops!

Two posts and lesson learned, you earn more when you sing badly or look like as if you would sing badly.

Working at Trader Joe's doesn't mean that you don't have some basic standards.

better first in this village than second in Rome

Yeah! Being rude is so cool! /S

Who goes to Times Square? It's just billboards.