40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

OCD Mom 4 years ago

You, sir, are one amazing father! Kudos to you

9points

best turtle 4 years ago

we need more dads like this one

7points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

Now that is a very wise father. Bless him.

6points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

It's important to teach kids that people can wear whatever they want.

5points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Unless it looks like this: ugly-shoes...1-jpeg.jpg

4points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Love it!!! Perfect response

3points

Hans 4 years ago

Fabulous!

3points

Joanna Werman 4 years ago

Heck yeah

2points

Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago

AND THAT'S A FACT

2points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Great dad!

2points

#2

Funny-Overheard-New-York

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484points

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rspanther 4 years ago

Same

114points

DuchessDegu 4 years ago

And me

7points

Chewie he/her 4 years ago

Same

2points

8Yorkies-and-57cats 4 years ago

same

2points

Jill Taylor 4 years ago

Yup.

1point

JuniorCJ82 4 years ago

So smiling is threatening now?

7points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

EVERYthing apparently is, to someone. People are fvcking crazy. Or entitled to a psychotic degree.

5points

Melissa Wong 4 years ago

To a particularly loud and unhinged segment of western society, a man smiling at a woman is sexual harassment.

1point

Jon S. 4 years ago

Staring at someone smiling certainly is

0points

Fester Sixonesixonethree 4 years ago

There are many dogs in my apartment building. I always say hello to them in the halls or elevators... but never to the dog owners. :)

3points

Nudge 4 years ago

okay this one's funny

3points

Lorali Srygley 4 years ago

BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Good come back (I can relate 100%)

2points

Isaac7lego 4 years ago

Lol

1point

Elif Eren 4 years ago

Just like me ...

1point

guy barron 4 years ago

I'm so old, I remember when the G train was a ghost train that was always empty. (Also, that it used to be the GG train).

0points

CincyReds 4 years ago

Love it!

0points

The Overheard project has come a long way since its humble beginnings. High follower numbers aside, Margolis is steering the brand in a new direction too. With a printed "newspaper" called The Overheard Post, which has seen features such as the "millennial weather report" and satirical "obituaries".

"We've got these ... accounts now with cities and themes, and we're kind of exploring how that brand manifests itself in different areas," Margolis explained.

"The newspaper idea is our first foray — it's half a marketing stunt. We're essentially going to be doing a newsletter. My idea for our newsletter is it's offline only, and then if you want to actually read it online, you might be able to get it 24 hours later or a week later."

#3

Funny-Overheard-New-York

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473points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

Shots fired! Thanks wise old man for your wisdom!

148points

Buren 4 years ago

Yes!

5points

Deb Brzozowski 4 years ago

this is such an illogical argument/response.

6points

Gabby M 4 years ago

Hmm I don't understand the logic here.

6points

Aliquid 4 years ago

Yes, the "dude" mare a comment about vaccines that isn't overly logical

1point

Trillian 4 years ago

Also there's been research about mRNA vaccination since the 90ies.

5points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Technically since the 70s

5points

BleeBloo 4 years ago

this sounds fake

4points

Yomaira Wilson 4 years ago

The good old days when people got to know who they are dating first .

2points

Tobias Rieper 4 years ago

what weird response how that has anything to do with what was said

2points

Aliquid 4 years ago (edited)

His comment was irrational gibberish, and the man responded with the same.

3points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 4 years ago

especially since they were working on the vaccine before the pandemic began

1point

Anggi Santika 4 years ago

This is gold!!!

1point

Vickie Wendt 4 years ago

yes

0points

#4

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

465points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

It is BURN 'o' clock! 🤣

198points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

Ok but is she vegan?

14points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

This one is hilarious.

11points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

K.O!

4points

BleeBloo 4 years ago

he doesn't have a phone?

4points

BukkitBrownie 4 years ago

Also possible his phone died

5points

Linda van A. 4 years ago

It says everything about women who are constantly harassed by men.

4points

Aliquid 4 years ago

True.... true, but at the same time, it sounds like this specific woman would tell people "I'm constantly harassed by men", when in fact she is likely just occasionally harassed.

13points

Andrew Cohen 4 years ago

But nothing about women that you even blame crappy female behavior on men.

3points

Missy Moo Moo 4 years ago

So true!

1point

sin ead 4 years ago

Savage!

3points

Bryn Premium 4 years ago

you're insecure, don't know what for...

3points

Courtney Taylor 4 years ago

Had a guy follow me out to my car and ask me if I could pull down my mask, so he could see my beautiful face. Men make up all kinds of excuses to talk to women. I have been asked the time as a segue to creepy conversations so many times. This isn't funny to me. It is completely oblivious to how often women are harassed.

2points

Nevi Løvfelt 4 years ago

(Lets his hands fly past his face as he snaps) I'm just fierce like that! 😁

1point

#5

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

432points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

She's going places ;)

107points

Philenzortia 4 years ago

Of course! She's going to be a suitcase :)

13points

Hans 4 years ago

Maybe even the wrong ones, to later arrive where she planned for with a "RUSH" label on her and a bit of compensation.

4points

backatya 4 years ago

Yeah in the lower deck of a plane

0points

Maria Mendez 4 years ago

She will be! lol

0points

Blue Royale 4 years ago

Literally

0points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

But it’s going to hurt.

-2points

Dave Nalesnik 4 years ago

She needs to check herself 😏

3points

rspanther 4 years ago

But then there is a chance you wouldn't get to your destination.

3points

James016 4 years ago

But could end up somewhere more exotic.

5points

Debbie Barnes 4 years ago

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..... Love this.

3points

Mazer 4 years ago

Nothing better than hanging out with kids who have stellar imaginations

2points

Dani Alexander 4 years ago

I need to quote this

1point

John Augsburger 4 years ago

I wanna ride the luggage band? Come on! You thought about it!

1point

Loty 4 years ago

This one made my day! I love the way kids think.

0points

Bobby 4 years ago

It suits her.

0points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Nah the average suitcase sits in a closet all year

0points

Margolis said the account that started it all, Overheard LA, plays to the more absurd elements of the city, but interestingly enough, it captures the sort of extremes that his team have all seen a little bit living in L.A.

"We're trying to make fun of the bubble and occasionally we can get caught in the bubble ourselves by doing that, and not necessarily showing just how unique and diverse L.A. has become. I wish the whole of L.A. was reflected more in the account."

#6

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Final score:

417points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

We should upvote this, if only for the word dope !

93points

AnnaKooo 4 years ago

Was it Yemen road 15, Yemen?

11points

Robert T 4 years ago

Yeah man!

10points

D K 4 years ago

This made me bark-laugh 😆

2points

Joanna Werman 4 years ago

And that is why we speak in sentences

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

I see the gentrifier had his papers, so he could be identified so readily.

0points

Tara B. 4 years ago

Bwahaha

0points

Julia Cargile 4 years ago

I'm crying.

0points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago (edited)

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Anapv 4 years ago

A gentrifier is "A middle-class person who moves into a disinvested neighborhood when a critical mass of other middle-class people do the same, exerting economic, political, and social pressures upon the existing community," according to the book "Gentrifier."

7points

#7

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

414points

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the annoying theatre kid 4 years ago

this is so sweet

92points

Red Hair Blue Soul 4 years ago

Why isn't this higher!!!

11points

Dying Inside Rachel 4 years ago

I’m not crying, YOU ARE :’

7points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

We're all crying. Everyone is crying.

4points

ThatOneGirl 4 years ago

THAT IS CORRECT

1point

Night Owl 4 years ago

it's the onion ninjas again

0points

Annemarie Mattheyse 4 years ago

This was heart-melting!

6points

Call Me Mars 4 years ago

As a black person myself, thank you so much. BLM

5points

Hans 4 years ago

Awww :D

5points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

Aaaaaw

5points

Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago

Not hilarious (per the title) but beautiful!!

3points

Ivana 4 years ago

Oh dang, that one came out of no where and hit me in the feels.

2points

Laura Templar 4 years ago

***king awful a child has to be told they matter in the first place

1point

#8

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

382points

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Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago

That's... pretty apt actually.

95points

Bobby 4 years ago

My brain is off this morning. I looked at the word apt for like 3 minutes trying to figure out what it was an acronym for

9points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Why? Small towns tend to mean talking to more people, the city is much more like a bustling conversation going on around you, but not including you

0points

Eileen Baird 4 years ago

Or an abbreviation for apartment?

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

OMG. That's... terrifyingly accurate.

5points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

So accurate!

3points

Christa Page 4 years ago

that sums it up perfectly

1point

Kelly Hartle 4 years ago

I was born in a town of 10,000 people where 9,999 talked about the other one.

0points

#9

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

374points

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Dave P 4 years ago

average bagel with lox and cream cheese in NYC, at least where I live is $6-7, bagel with just cream cheese in about $3. I mean lox is expensive, but where it is $18

25points

NOLAHusker 4 years ago

I paid about $15 last time I stayed in Lower Manhattan near WTC.

4points

Nicole Cabrera 4 years ago

Im from Silicon Valley, home of the millionaires. For $18, I expect the salmon to filet itself.

2points

GoddessOdd 4 years ago

Last weekend at a sidewalk cafe in Winter Park, FL, I was charged $18 for avocado toast. It was one slice of bread, avocado, a small handful of greens. The didn't have bagels, but if they did, it would have been at least $18. Two poached eggs on toast was $22.

1point

Perfumista Perfumista 4 years ago

This sandwich with Russ & Daughter's top of the line stuff (loin cut or New Zealand salmon) would be $17. I haven't been to Sadelle's. That might be more.

1point

Val B 4 years ago (edited)

It depends on where you are/ what quality of lox you’re getting. A generic mid-tier bagel or a corner shop outside of Manhattan… under 10. The decades old Jewish deli that actually smokes & cures their own lox and other fish in house easily 15+. Even in Brooklyn. Best deal… wake up early and attend “fish Friday” in greenpoint. Even at the Acme plant the lox they sell direct to the public are fresher, sans unnecessary preservatives & a much better texture. Their is a noticeable difference between cloudy, pink, mealy, bulk foods distributor Lox and proper, well-made cured fish. The latter has a cleaner taste, thinner usually consistent bias cut filet & buttery-soft pleasant (not squishy/mealy) texture. It’s night and day. Also to be fair… even at a corner store or coffee shop ordering a bespoke bagel (think adding avocado, tomato, etcetera) instead of modding an existing sandwich to your liking can run up a bill depending on what they charge per ingredient. 1 to 3 bucks per addition is pretty common.

0points

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

$17 in Telluride. $22 with a coffee.

0points

SumoNinja 4 years ago

Can depend on the salmon. Living in salmon country, and we see a lot of different qualities come through that can make the price range for the fish vary by a factor of 10. Farm salmon vs. salmon taken at a particular time at a stream with pure water and just the right amount of rise to develop the ideal muscle tone.

0points

Ksenia M 4 years ago

was it a whole salmon? that's the only reason I can imagine for this price))

4points

Claire Elizabeth 4 years ago

In my own opinion, some meat products should cost more for environmental reasons, but I haven't completely thought it through either lol

1point

Maria Mendez 4 years ago

Clever!

0points

Loty 4 years ago

Must be some hotel restaurant skinning tourists alive. Never paid more than $5-6 for a bagel with lox

0points

Lee Butcher 4 years ago

too deep for a thursday

0points

What he thinks he has learned from his time on the project is "how clearly we are now living in two worlds: the real world, IRL. And this 'Black Mirror' thing."

What makes him laugh about the newspaper is that he's old enough to remember when everyone was offline scrambling to establish a presence on the internet and now the phenomenon has gone full circle and publishers are trying to establish their presence offline.

#10

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Final score:

358points

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rspanther 4 years ago

Like that's a bad thing.

92points

Muff_Fluff 4 years ago

Well, it was the park…

3points

Red Hair Blue Soul 4 years ago

It's all about perspective

11points

My O My Premium 4 years ago

*adds to to do list

8points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

"Butbutbut it was a HYDROFLASK, not a bottle! And I had a BOOK!!1!" Lol

6points

Sarah Sorbel 4 years ago

And? Don't judge

4points

BasedWang 4 years ago

exactly.. the. best. day

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

Replying person left out the reading part. Which in my book raises up drinking in the park to a more civilized activity

2points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Goals!

2points

Yort 4 years ago

I’m sorry are hydroflasks not just water bottles?

1point

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

happy daze

0points

#11

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

355points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

63points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

The Rona

2points

karla Meixnerová 4 years ago

My grandpa said: "2 years ago, I masked fart by coughing. Now, when I cough, I have to fart really loudly to mask it." And I think, this is hilarious :D

27points

Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

Give your grandpa a high five for me. 😆😆

6points

Jim Day 4 years ago

Allergies are a struggle too...

10points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

My husband had a coughing fit, mask on in the grocery store and he said people scattered!

1point

best turtle 4 years ago

the thing is its actually true

4points

Amelia Bedelia 4 years ago (edited)

I choked on my water on an airplane recently and thought I was going to be murdered.

3points

Real_Katsuki_Bakugou 4 years ago

Literally me, I’ll cough in a store and just think to myself “I’m so sorry, I’m not sick, just incompetent and I choked on my own spit”

3points

Ines Olabarria-Smith 4 years ago

There’s less coughing in theaters now. That’s great.

2points

Boudica 4 years ago

Great way to get an aisle to yourself too!

2points

Yup 4 years ago

So true! I have a swallowing problem and choke often (including on my own saliva) and people look daggers at you.

1point

Sue Arnold 4 years ago

Life as an asthmatic has been a very isolating experience.

0points

#12

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

350points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 4 years ago

Wicked smaaat!

103points

DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago

"Do you like apples? How do you like them apples?"

7points

I I 4 years ago

so sad you work to get paid in tips , WTF ?

10points

Dave P 4 years ago

I mean we have a lot of Indians in NYC, quite a few elected, one even running for Public Advocate.

9points

GoddessOdd 4 years ago

Here in the land of Disney, we have visitors from all over the world. I have overheard people being condescending to a "foreigner" only to be burned by someone who speaks better English than they do.

5points

Nicole Cabrera 4 years ago

Because they actually study the language. Americans can be kinda gross. I'm born here.

3points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

Once knew a guy named Tim, who had a Brooklyn accent. He was full-blooded Chinese and loved to refer to himself as a "banana". (Stay your vengeful hand, kids-- he said it, I never did!)

3points

TK 421 4 years ago

I sincerely hope that man yelled that as he was leaving exact change and walking away. In all my years as a tipped employee, I never once had to demand what was earned.

2points

backatya 4 years ago

lol

0points

Evelyn Haskins 4 years ago

Why is is it that in the USA people do not pay their waiters aND staff? Would it HURT??? It sound do horriblY 3rd (or 4th or 5th) World! Pay you bloody workers!!

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

Assuming anyone different is automatically a "foreigner" is the basest form of ignorance.

0points

Loty 4 years ago

Did he leave a tip for that jerkoff behind the bar?

0points

#13

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

339points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

What a wonderful random female passersby. 😊

118points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Unlike on the London post lol, where it was "You look ridiculous, move". Ah, people.

11points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

No patience for vanity, good. Always funny for the people inside the building looking out through the one way glass

1point

Mari 4 years ago

Was that Hillary Banks?

11points

SumoNinja 4 years ago

I love the self awareness.

6points

Juliet Hadaway 4 years ago

hang on i saw this same one in the London version?

1point

Jon S. 4 years ago

The opposite happened in the London version

1point

Sarah Sorbel 4 years ago

Loooove this hahaha

1point

Mich 4 years ago

Lol

1point

backatya 4 years ago

I would have said Ho quit talking up the whole wall up and get your fat ass moving

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago (edited)

I always speak up if someone is rocking a particular look. Unsolicited compliments or random acts of kindness can absolutely make someone's day. If nothing else, it helps to prove that not all Americans are self centered anti vaxxing Trump supporters.

0points

Emmydearest 4 years ago

I don't understand why a person looking at themselves in a window is either insecure or vain. Maybe they realized they've just eaten spinach and they fear it's stuck between their teeth. Or they've just tripped and fallen and they are fixing their clothes or hair. Is it insecure or vain not wanting to stroll around with a green tooth or with your skirt stuck in your pantyhose?

0points

#14

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

332points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago (edited)

Gimme the money or else! 🎸🎵🎵🎵🎸

61points

glowworm2 4 years ago

That is hilarious! Feels like sitcom material.

15points

Id row 4 years ago

If that guy had a migraine, then it was $20 well spent.

9points

Marco Conti 4 years ago

"No problem, bro". Takes money, then returns with a tuba.

8points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*gets paid $40* *returns with this* MSCOperacp...4b2f2c.jpg

2points

Cherries and Lace 4 years ago

Might be a better way to make money

4points

Henry Hagens 4 years ago

They should switch the guitar out for bagpipes

4points

Max 4 years ago

Ah, the Foul Ole Ron method

3points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

Buggrit, buggrem, millennium hand and shrimp!

3points

Dani Alexander 4 years ago

This is gold

1point

GoddessOdd 4 years ago

I wonder how much he'd have paid if the guy had a banjo and an accordion.

1point

Fester Sixonesixonethree 4 years ago

LMAO!

1point

Lois Matelan 4 years ago

You couldn't afford it.

0points

#15

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

316points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

Haaaahaha this made me laugh so hard. Brilliant !

42points

Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago

Grace and Frankie, much?

6points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

Although it could be argued that Grace and Frankie themselves became really close as a result, not quite so much each of them re: their ex-husbands.

-1point

Nicole Cabrera 4 years ago

Reminds me of when I told my toxic mom that I hoped my 9 weeks old fetus was gay. I lost the baby. She ignored me for weeks. I'm pretty sure she prayed my infertility into existence.

2points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

I am so sorry for you, my friend. Both for the mom and for losing the baby; that's such a terrible thing to endure.

0points

Yort 4 years ago

To.., spend the time and money on a wedding and marriage license and then the time and money on a divorce instead of just being friends from the beginning?

2points

Kelly Hartle 4 years ago

Except for the best friends part, it happened to me.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

just because the dude is gay doesn't mean he won't rape you

0points

SingularCow 4 years ago

I used to really want a gay best friend but then I realised that I am the gay best friend

0points

Christina Ciccarelli 4 years ago

Sad that you'd need to be divorced from a gay man to have your husband be your best friend. I married mine.

0points

Sasy 4 years ago

That happened to Fran Drescher then they created the show Happily Divorced based on that.

0points

BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago

I wouldn’t hate this

0points

#16

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

296points

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WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

"I know, right? I found this amazing dog food!"

79points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Keep it away from the grouchy Chihuahua.

5points

Robert T 4 years ago

They grow up so quickly. :D

10points

glowworm2 4 years ago

"Amazing, right? He even changed breeds!"

6points

Dave Nalesnik 4 years ago

So, a Maltese who had recently given birth was walking a Great Dane? I ❤️ New York!

6points

Lynne Harbison 4 years ago

I walked my dog on a regular route. Bumped into a woman who asked if I had a new dog. No I said. But, she said, you had a Bichon last week and have a Poodle this week? My Bichon/Poodle had been groomed. 😊

3points

Purple Gerbil 4 years ago

Hahaha

2points

backatya 4 years ago

I would have said that's because I feed him steak, you should try it...

0points

Isabel Care 4 years ago

People kept saying "Your puppy isn't growing much" my reply "She's a rescue and she's 10 years old". They bought puppies. I rehomed preloved pets

0points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

Well, she's not wrong - he does have a bigger dog now.

0points

hellomynameisT 4 years ago

This is very cute hahahaha

0points

#17

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

280points

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Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Frasier and Niles as boys

208points

Jennifer Norton 4 years ago

This entry was funny, but your comment made it hilarious!!!!!

11points

Angie Taylor 4 years ago

Your comment is perfect!

4points

Nudge 4 years ago

or sherlock and watson lmao

2points

Loty 4 years ago

I overheard my 8 year old son discussing with his friends which sushi restaurant is the best on the upper east side few years ago. Welcome to NYC

3points

Camille McNally 4 years ago

This HAD to have been in Park Slope.

1point

Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago

Mcdonalds for both

1point

tail_bite 4 years ago

yo what the f**k?? these kids know how to talk better than me and I'm (blurred for secrurity)

0points

Hans 4 years ago

hahaha, this one is funnier then I expected. (I hope the answers will not be McD and Burger King.)

0points

mamafrog 4 years ago

Yeah, sorry, 10 year old boys don't care that much as long as it's food.

-1point

#18

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Final score:

277points

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Zozo🤟 4 years ago

This is funny😄

50points

bob bruce 4 years ago

Even funnier if he had just left, and taken everyone else she hadn't invited.

4points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

"Do you know how to mix your own cocktails, Princess? Didn't think so. Happy birthday and take a damn seat."

8points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

self important party girl.

1point

Salty Wild Hair 4 years ago

Had a birthday, didnt grow up.

1point

TK 421 4 years ago

What if she’d said that to the bartender. Guy - “Deal. You can make your own drinks then.”

1point

Laura Deckers 4 years ago

Does everyone have to add literally?

0points

Joanna Werman 4 years ago

I want to say okay cool. Thanks for the day off

0points

Lynne Harbison 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

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#19

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Final score:

275points

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Hans 4 years ago

But think of the doctors! As you said, they need them even though they do not stop viruses....oh, nevermind. Just leave them to those who need protection from dust.

29points

Honu 4 years ago

On a similar note, I'm amazed how many people have now accepted the disinformation that the CDC originally said masks don't work. The original guidance was that they didn't know how effective non-N95 masks were and that the N95s were needed for medical personnel, so we should only mask if we had Covid or were caring for someone with Covid, not that we shouldn't wear masks at all. The fact that they told us to mask up if we were dealing with Covid was a clear message that masks are protective.

14points

Salty Wild Hair 4 years ago

Think about what you wrote here. After you ask a doctor.

0points

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

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Honu 4 years ago

I'm doubting the construction worker was wearing a surgical mask. It was probably an N95 with a valve that makes it easier to exhale. Those aren't used in a medical setting. And a properly fitted N95 without the valve does stop viruses. The surgical masks and cloth masks people have been using aren't great for protecting the user from inhaling virus but are pretty good at diminishing the amount of exhaled virus they may have from reaching others.

7points

K R 4 years ago

Yeah it's not like they're needed to prevent pulmonary diseases in other occupations🙄

5points

Tim 4 years ago

Then what do the doctors need them for?

2points

Just saying 4 years ago

A load of us were clearing up a load of straw after a production this morning. Dust was flying everywhere. It's funny how long it took us to realise that we all had these things in our pockets called masks that once upon a time were to stop dust going up your nose.

2points

TK 421 4 years ago

If they don’t work, then why do doctors and other medical staff need them though? Logic is clearly not that person’s strong suit

2points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Well, THIS one has aged awkwardly...

0points

PixxelDust 4 years ago

anti-masker at a construction site, eh... perfect opportunity to inform them how dust is everywhere and you'll get cancer if you don't wear a mask to avoid breathing it in in public. they believe in anti-masking, they'll believe almost anything

0points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

They stop idiots like you spreading the virus with your spit

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Details, silly details

0points

#20

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

270points

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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Ouch. *applies burn cream*

55points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

You didn't read the post that said that you do not apply anything on burns?

3points

Id row 4 years ago (edited)

I said the same thing about my etsy shop. My husband said prison inmates make more, lol.

4points

The Shark Premium 4 years ago

You are a valued (and easily-replaceable) employee! 😁

2points

Caroline Overill 4 years ago

It reminds me of the parking guy outside Bristol Zoo in England. Everybody liked him he was always very friendly. One day he didn't turn up for work. The zoo phoned the council and the council said we thought he worked for you he doesn't work for us. Turns out he had put the parking meters in himself and had now gone to live somewhere in the sun with a couple million pounds. I wonder if there's anywhere I can install a parking meter.

1point

Lynne Harbison 4 years ago

They didn't work that out BEFORE starting the job??

1point

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

I hope that includes overtime.

0points

Darla Hitchcock 4 years ago

Yeah, I'm an adjunct professor in Jersey and the Bronx. (I live in Brooklyn.) I'm pretty sure the bridges I cross going to/from work make more money than I do!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKy6gNKOm1o plays*

0points

Yara Balabanova 4 years ago

I'm going to intern in January and I'll be making 0,00 dollar an hour :')

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

It’s going to take time to recover from that on

0points

#21

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Final score:

262points

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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

It's true

34points

v 4 years ago

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Nudge 4 years ago

as a fellow gay I endorse this message

5points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

I also endorse this message

1point

Nizumi 4 years ago (edited)

My preferred phrase is "I'm going to vomit..."

4points

Claudia González 4 years ago

Move

0points

Loty 4 years ago

I can totally picture this.

0points

RJ 4 years ago

Sweet Lord!! Get out of that man's way!!

0points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

I genuinely don't get this? Someone please explain.

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

So what's Christmas?

0points

Moo Moo Futch 4 years ago

Meh is what Christmas is.

-1point

victoria 4 years ago

true

0points

your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago

this is something i would say

0points

#22

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

259points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

HAPPENS ALL THE F*CKING TIME!!!!

40points

rspanther 4 years ago

Well we can guess where she doesn't work.

10points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Gravity works everywhere.

7points

best turtle 4 years ago

dancing dont mean sh** on a moving object

6points

L Mullen 4 years ago

I served in Desert Storm in the Army and traveled on a cargo ship back to Germany. We hit some rough seas but I was still able to get around easily. The captain saw me and asked if I had spent a lot of time on boats. I told her 'no, I rode the buses around Boston a lot.'

5points

Mazer 4 years ago

Gravity, eventually it takes us all down

5points

BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago

*sigh* Yep, in some body parts more quickly than others :p

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Just snorted into my morning cuppa *again*.

2points

Lauren Ganze 4 years ago

we are all victims of physics.

1point

Rene Simons 4 years ago

Friendly New Yorker!

0points

Stephen Dorsey 4 years ago

Stupid gravity! Been holding me down my whole life!

0points

#23

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

257points

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James016 4 years ago

Shots fired at self

60points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Into foot

5points

Dave Nalesnik 4 years ago

*ex boyfriend

11points

The Shark Premium 4 years ago

... someone didn't get laid that night😂

3points

alwaysMispelled 4 years ago

I had my pic taken at work and the person who took the pic asked if I wanted to see/get it redone and I just said "nope, that's just my face" and they were like "wow, what a healthy attitude" or something like that and in my head I was just like "I know the reshot isn't gonna look any better, hahaha"

3points

BleeBloo 4 years ago

this one sounds real too

2points

Dani Alexander 4 years ago

Burn cream anyone???

1point

Lucky2BAlive. 4 years ago

Scorching

1point

backatya 4 years ago

good one

0points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

Ex Boyfriend

0points

Joanna Werman 4 years ago

Ouch

0points

#24

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

254points

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Nadine Debard 4 years ago

Well that's not wrong.

63points

SZ 4 years ago

And don't forget, NY and LA both hate each other

3points

Monkey Love 4 years ago

Disagree. I lived in LA for 15 years and I had loads of bicoastal friends. I love both places as well. Only reason I never lived in NYC was because the older I got the less I was willing to struggle for the bare minimum.

-1point

zims 4 years ago

And Tony Stark has a home in both.

2points

best turtle 4 years ago

that is probably the most accurate thing ive heard about either city

2points

Loty 4 years ago

Why? Rich people are just people.

1point

tail_bite 4 years ago

*sad noises*

1point

SBW71 4 years ago

100% true

1point

Theresa Walker 4 years ago

No wonder I like where I'm living.

0points

Wednesday 4 years ago

Denver is in the middle of the treacherous mountains and it snows here 9 months of the year - all y'all stay away

0points

Monkey Love 4 years ago

It used to be..."Too smart for LA. Too dumb for New York." I lived in LA for 15 years and it was so very true for me.

0points

#25

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

244points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

Legend has it, they still are at the bottom of this stairs...

75points

Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago

Other legends have it, they are still at the TOP

3points

My O My Premium 4 years ago

Homeless man knows

6points

LisaBru2 4 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

0points

Salty Wild Hair 4 years ago

Ah the narrator speaks!

0points

#26

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

242points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

There was once a subway driver here who was probably kicked out by an airline. Every time I sat in the subway, he not only announced the stops, he also explained what there was to see in these places. And in the most f*****g friendly tone in the world! IT IS 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING YOU INSANE !! ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL COME IN TO YOU! But that won't go very nicely ... 😈🤬😂

27points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

He must be the owner of that dog who got kicked out of the police training for being too friendly.

17points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

Hahaha, 6 in the morning omg.

6points

Persephone 4 years ago

Take a different route (or preferably for everyone else, walk), if someone being kind is so horribly troubling to you... The person in the post sounds like a facetious jerk, while you sound like a legit psycho. Don't put someone (the subway conductor) down for their job and enjoying it.

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

OMG. I think I had that guy. It was worse than play-by-play for *golf*....

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

Have the day you deserve!

1point

Salty Wild Hair 4 years ago

lol Nobody from CA says that. People in Kansas are definitely that nice.

1point

Darla Hitchcock 4 years ago

Yep!

0points

Sylvanticx 4 years ago

as a californian, we dislike this person and others like him

0points

Nicole Cabrera 4 years ago

Why does everyone hate CA? I'm from Hawaii, so I don't care.... but.... really?

0points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

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Final score:

239points

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Deborah B 4 years ago

How about remove your backpack on the subway, like a civilized human being, and don't scream at strangers for mildly inconveniencing you, like another civilized human being?

50points

Vonnie Stewart 4 years ago

I just hate the way people with backpacks are sooo oblivious to the extra space they take up !Have been walloped by random backpacks so often on planesand buses as idiots turn to chat to the person behind them!

14points

BoopBoop 4 years ago

If you hit me with your backpack and don't care, am I entitled to hit your backpack back?

13points

boppy 4 years ago

"why, will I find your manners there?"

10points

K R 4 years ago

You take an Uber you c..t

9points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Or... don't wear backpacks on public transport to avoid hitting other passengers.

8points

v 4 years ago

Or, you do you and apologize if you doing you impinges on other people doing them? Is it really that difficult to say I'm sorry?

7points

manowce 4 years ago

it's actually amazing how many people in this thread think it's ok to hit someone and not say "sorry". it's common courtesy. I know you didn't hit me on purpose, but you could at least say "sorry". and yes, I always take my backpack off, especially when it's really full and sticking out. it doesn't mean someone will immediately steal it, that's just an excuse.

6points

Bethany Heller 4 years ago

Because nobody ever has books/tools/supplies they actually need to bring.

6points

Lea S. 4 years ago

Or you could wear your backpack, be careful and considerate, and then apologize if you bump someone.

4points

Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago

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ypestis 4 years ago

bruh saying sorry won't hurt you. You were the one that hit a stranger, even if it was an accident.

6points

Victor 4 years ago

This always happens to me on planes when I sit in the aisle seat.

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

Good to know for if I am ever on the subway.

1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

When on a plane, they either hit you with their backpack or their carry-on and are so oblivious to the hazard they create.

1point

#28

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

237points

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your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago

lungn't

83points

the child 4 years ago

this is gourmet internet humour

3points

Thistle 4 years ago

sometimes the most brilliant minds are found on a panda-themed internet magazine

3points

Kim Loughran 4 years ago

'lungt' in Swedish literally means 'cool'.

0points

Jo87 4 years ago

Asthma = breathn't always tickles me

0points

Panda Kicki 4 years ago

I read that as swedish and got confused until I saw the replies 🤣 (like "dont worry, it is cool" )

0points

Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

15points

Lucky2BAlive. 4 years ago

What’s a broken bone? It’s where your body goes all retro and yells “oh snap”

12points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Medical doctors need to use this... (takes note)

10points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I had mild pneumonia once and that was bad enough. And I swear ever since, I've getting colds way more easily and often.

6points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

It's where your lungs give you a small sample of how it is to suffer from Covid-19.

6points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Medical advice from a guy that still uses dude

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

it never went out of style bro

0points

best turtle 4 years ago

your lungs kick the bucket

1point

tail_bite 4 years ago

I had lungn't once! (I credit socialy awkward cousin for lungn't)

0points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

I had pneumonia in 8th grade and it sucked ass.

0points

#29

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

232points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

それは非常に面白いです! 😂😂😂

70points

IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

Translates as It's very funny.

10points

Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

Did you just call me a bitch? 🤭🤭🤭

6points

Anggi Santika 4 years ago

Sore wa hijou ni omoshiroi desu = it's very funny.

1point

Caroline Overill 4 years ago

Just what I was going to say

0points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

Japanese for "It's very interesting!"

0points

Chandelure F-5 4 years ago

Какие?

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

It say c*ck.

-2points

GB 4 years ago

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jammer 4 years ago

I changed language of all iPods in Yodobashi Kamera in Shinjuku into Finnish, so… yeah, that IS funny.

2points

Kaleb 4 years ago

She actually sounds like life of the party

2points

Laura Silverstein 3 years ago

Oh ok why don’t u have her come to ur own place and do the same thing to u?

0points

Rene Simons 4 years ago

“All my Tvs”. Poor guy.

0points

backatya 4 years ago

NO

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

立体駐車場

0points

Rembrandt Q. Einstein 4 years ago

I've done that to my sister's phone before but not her tv. Definitely going to do this now.

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

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#30

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Final score:

231points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 4 years ago

Ha!!!

35points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

My stepson also. At the start of the pandemic, he walked into a store and coughed. Everyone looked at him in horror. "Calm down f*#kers, I'm a smoker".

9points

Beeps 4 years ago

I just read that in Mrs Wolowitz’s voice.

6points

kath morgan 4 years ago

Lol my mum has had this exact conversation a few times since COVID (But quitting smoking is going really well for her now!)

4points

Lauren 4 years ago

She must be a millionaire! The price for a pack of cigarettes in NY is utterly insane (and justified).

3points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I cough when I have indigestion.

1point

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

Me too, I have severe reflux and Barrett's Esophagus from years of acid scarring and it causes tickles and coughing. If you haven't ever had a upper scope done to check everything out, it might be something to consider.

0points

Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

OK. Go ahead! 😂

1point

CincyReds 4 years ago

Beautiful!

0points

backatya 4 years ago

lol

0points

Loty 4 years ago

And now she thinks she's immune to Covid?

0points

#31

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

230points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

Burn the guy! Burn his crocs! BURN THE KIDS!!! They already have this PLAGUE in them!!! 😈😈

34points

your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago

well that escalated quickly

14points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

The city is tainted. No thing would want to live there.

0points

Boudewijn van der Mik 4 years ago

I'm confused.....Are you starting a witch hunt for crocs or are you a crock hunting witch?

0points

coraline jones 4 years ago

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0points

Dave P 4 years ago

This is NYC, who waits for reds other than tourists? I mean I broke by first red when I was 10. And I was one of the older starters. If no cars are coming, just go.

5points

Leah Reid 4 years ago

Damn. I used to be a croc hater too. Then I needed them and they ........F*****g Rock!!! XD XD

4points

Id row 4 years ago

Some people wear them for medical reasons, they're the only shoes I can wear. Not a great burn, you don't know why someone is wearing them.

4points

Salty Wild Hair 4 years ago

Crocs dont get you hit by a truck that cannot stop on a dime. But they do help your feet is you have foot problems.

1point

Your fellow Gay 4 years ago

But crocs are comfy in my opinion:/

1point

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

He's right she is wrong.

0points

best turtle 4 years ago

he deserves that burn just for the crocs alone

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I just snorted my morning cuppa all over the place.

0points

The Shark Premium 4 years ago

As a ridiculous, Flintstone-footed, reluctant Crocs wearer... WHY MUST THEY MAKE THEM SO HIDEOUS?! They're like shame closets for feet!

-1point

#32

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

227points

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Ekaterina S 4 years ago

Pizza slices?

16points

Megan Stewart 4 years ago

No. Maybe a pack of gum. Maybe

2points

Loty 4 years ago

For $1.50? Maybe in 1999

1point

Janelle Collard Premium 4 years ago

Probably pocket lint. :)

0points

Tim 4 years ago

The dollar slice is gone

0points

Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

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Dave P 4 years ago

A Marino's costs 50 cents, at like every bodega.

1point

Jamma 4 years ago

What's a Marino's? (curious, not being snarky)

6points

backatya 4 years ago

not even a gallon of gas

0points

Andrea Kraus 4 years ago

Not even ...? Here in Germany gas currently costs around € 1.70 per *liter* (USD 7.30 per gallon)

0points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

A loosie?

0points

#33

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

220points

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Fiona Morris 4 years ago

no you're probably dead because a driver hit you because he didn't have time to see you silently approaching.

0points

backatya 4 years ago

Just keep pedaling and you'll find out

0points

Marnie 4 years ago

Depends on the context. Pedestrians have actually been badly injured and killed by people on bicycles, one at a park about 1 1/2 miles from my house.

0points

Sharon Ingram 4 years ago

She worked on that retort for a long time.

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 4 years ago

"no you're creating a hazard"

0points

ypestis 4 years ago

The cop asked NICELY. He has a point. Going that fast will heighten the risk that she is going to get involved in an accident. Even if she's a pro cyclist, accidents still happen especially if ur riding a bike that fast. You could have responded nicely too.

-1point

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)

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Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

Only if she's a POC.

3points

Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

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Christopher Gerlach 4 years ago

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Reynard 4 years ago

Yes, drivers and pedestrians are *never* a55holes. Wait, all humans are, it's not influenced by mode of transportation.

10points

Kaleb 4 years ago

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#34

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

220points

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Matt 4 years ago

"I am Iron Man..." Still hurts :'(

61points

Call Me Mars 4 years ago

It really does. Also Nats "See you in a sec/min" and she never did... heartbreaking.

15points

Scagsy 4 years ago (edited)

*Through tears* I love you 3000 *More tears* *Still more tears* *They aren't gonna stop but you get the picture* *Tears*

2points

Toxxa 4 years ago

yo my friend just showed me that little bit from the movie so i understand! its truly a good day today and i hope everyone is feeling well!

2points

Jennifer Johnson 4 years ago

spoiler! i still haven't seen this

0points

I I 4 years ago

" I'm Batman" ..still true :)

0points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

A family friend of ours died a while back. His funeral was yesterday. Interestingly enough, he and his wife were married longer than my parents have existed. I'll miss him; he was a great man.

1point

Teresa Spanics 4 years ago

Please accept my deepest condolences and please send my deepest condolences to his family.

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

yeah the grandfather death scene was the saddest

1point

#35

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

220points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

That's a cute reply !

53points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

I'm not flirting with you, but your comments are always very kind and I'm sure you look beautiful today.

12points

JuniorCJ82 4 years ago

Or you could just answer the question and not assume every nice person is flirting with you...

7points

Something Different 4 years ago

with girls, it can sometimes be dangerous to let a man think he's flirting with you, else he might feel 'led on' and feel entitled to something. And it was just an easy way to deter him, other than saying 'I have a boyfriend' or 'I'm lesbian' or the like, which he could still press on with like: 'I can do better than him' or 'I bet I could change that'. especially in a big city.

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Fair enough

1point

Kelly Hartle 4 years ago

It’s a wonderful time for people with bad teeth.

0points

CV 4 years ago

Sort of long distance relationship...

0points

#36

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

219points

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Hans 4 years ago

More expensive than the shoes probably.

38points

LAS 4 years ago

I doubt it, have you seen the prices on nice woman shoes? If she was willing to pay $300 for headphones I bet she's dropping at least $1,000 on shoes

5points

Michelle 4 years ago

That's just rude

2points

Buren 4 years ago

MRS. BUTTLICKER ! YOUR SHOES HAVE NEVER BEEN NICER!

2points

LazyPanda 4 years ago

Lol I'm in the south now and I kinda miss the blatant attitudes...the blattitudes

1point

Petra Pan 4 years ago

The beatitudes...

0points

Nikole 4 years ago

damn

0points

Joanna 4 years ago

Meanwhile people on the train in Boston will literally rip your earbud out to start a conversation you never wanted

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

He should've stolen the shoes she never would have heard him coming

-2points

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Cherries and Lace 4 years ago

No, she wasn't. Noise-canceling headphones are OBVIOUS. He was a twat for trying to interject himself into her life when she was clearly not interested

9points

#37

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

207points

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rspanther 4 years ago

The unvaxed are muggles and antivaxers are dementors.

174points

just me 4 years ago

Dementors? If say death eaters. IIRC dementors are what's they are, no choice. Death eaters are the a**hats.

31points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Unvaxxed are dementors. ANti-vaxxers are Voldemort.

5points

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

Bruh I am a pureblood what you talking about, Squib?

3points

Miraculous Klutz 4 years ago

My parents are antivaxx and I am yet to find a doctors who will vaccinated me without parental approval.

1point

Muff_Fluff 4 years ago

That’s an insult to muggles.

1point

Nicole Holt 4 years ago

Purebloods! :)

0points

Wednesday 4 years ago

Nah - I think they'd be slytherin. But is Pfizer Ravenclaw or Griffendor?

0points

BigOrangeTractor 4 years ago

Squibs are people that would like to get vaccinated but can't for medical reasons.

0points

What's In Your Head? 4 years ago

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

AstraZenica is Slytherin, right?? Which one is Gryffindor? Ravenclaw?

6points

Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago (edited)

G-Biontech, R- Moderna ?

4points

13 4 years ago

Pfizer is Gryffendor.

3points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

GrungleBunk is any of the ones from China.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 4 years ago

moderna = gryffendor, pfizer = ravenclaw

2points

Jennifer Norton 4 years ago

As a Hufflepuff myself I take offense to this!!!! ((hee))

1point

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

Pfizer is Slitherin! Pfizer is Slitherin!!!

0points

TheHappyBookCat 4 years ago

haha according to the commenter a while back I'm Ravenclaw. Woohoo

0points

JuniorCJ82 4 years ago

As a proud Hufflepuff, that couldn't be further from the truth.

0points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

not me, a hufflepuff-

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I wonder what Moderna would be?

0points

Douglas Mock 4 years ago (edited)

Slitherin because it's better after the third book. (I mean shot)

1point

Melissa Wong 4 years ago

Creepy

-1point

#38

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

190points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

But they are. And they probably also admire the 24/7 mentality.

18points

BasedWang 4 years ago

YASSSS ALL THE AMPHETAMINES

3points

Esther G 4 years ago

A pharmacist said the city runs on Adderall and Xanax, for real.

1point

BasedWang 4 years ago

Addy to wake up. Ambien to KO. Pharmaceutical sleep cycle

0points

Wednesday 4 years ago

... since s/he is taking another stimulant, illegally...

0points

I I 4 years ago

no wonder he don't need a caffeine kick

0points

Ben Smith 4 years ago

Yup, that's the joke.

0points

Julie C Rose 4 years ago

I don’t drink coffee OR misuse prescription drugs. What do I win?

-1point

Venice Sharon 4 years ago

the sanctimonious crown

2points

Hugo Raible 4 years ago

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Petra Pan 4 years ago

Huh ?

1point

#39

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

189points

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Ekaterina S 4 years ago

*to Biontech! ;)

25points

JuJu 4 years ago

*to Moderna!

10points

Réka Rózsa 4 years ago

*to Comirnaty! :D

0points

Réka Rózsa 4 years ago

* to Comirnaty! :D

0points

Hugo Raible 4 years ago

Yeah, I find that annoying as well - it was Biontech's invention, Pfizer helped with the studies and production.

0points

Lauren 4 years ago

*to Novanax!

0points

Samma Jamma 4 years ago

To Dolly Parton!

8points

Philenzortia 4 years ago

¡Salud! 🥂

3points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Double Astra Zeneca with a chaser of Pfizer please, your very good health

5points

Lauren 4 years ago

I'll take a course of each.

-1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

*to Moderna*

4points

Kelly Hartle 4 years ago

I’m in a mixed marriage—he got Pfizer and I got Moderna.

1point

Dave P 4 years ago

for me its J&J single shot, low side effect, and holding up better against Delta Variant the Pfizer.

1point

Jackie Nettleton 4 years ago

Has my booster today thank you Pfizer

0points

Melissa Wong 4 years ago

Worshipping the big evil pharma companies?? Yikes

0points

Thay 4 years ago

To Umbrella!

-1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

Debbie, my mother was 6 months pregnant when she got vaccinated. My baby brother was born 3 months later, he's now 3 months old. He's a perfectly healthy, bouncing baby boy. My mother is thriving as well, as are the 12 other people in my family who got vaccinated(not my immediate family, aunts and uncles and cousins and such. Even my grandfather with lung cancer got vaxxed and is doing well)

1point

#40

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

187points

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rspanther 4 years ago

Is there a city that's baby free?

52points

DuchessDegu 4 years ago

If there is I'm packing my stuff and moving there now

34points

BasedWang 4 years ago

because I need to move there

6points

Boudica 4 years ago

Exactly, or a city that's dedicated to babies!?

3points

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

I must find this child-free utopia.

2points

Robert T 4 years ago

Me too, or is that five now?

2points

backatya 4 years ago

I wish

1point

Joanna Maynard 4 years ago

Vatican City?

1point

Ahimsa Soul 4 years ago

Yes. Well towns, not cities, in many depopulated, aging, countryside/rural European countries. No one there is a day younger than 50.

1point

Mattie 4 years ago

Tchernobyl?

0points

V Kennedy 4 years ago

I'd move there if there were.

0points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

There definitely should be

0points

Lunar Rat 4 years ago

Vatican City has zero birth rate.

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Plymouth, Montserrat.

0points

JLH 4 years ago

Don't listen to that guy. He's eating tables. He's clearly crazy.

8points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

Best comment by far! XD

3points

NsG 4 years ago

You heard it here first folks, pregnant women must move and live in the suburbs

3points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

Yep!

0points

ChickyChicky 4 years ago

He was eating tables?????

1point

I I 4 years ago

parents??

1point

Mazer 4 years ago (edited)

Okay, wait. That’s like asking someone in India if honking their car horn is really necessary. It’s just going to happen

0points

#41

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

51points

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Ebony 4 years ago

Moral of the story; stick to what you know

5points

Kristoffer Rahbek-Jensen 4 years ago

Cold brew is coffee invented by hipsters with waaaay to much time on their hands...

2points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Wait a minute! I thought it was just a different name for iced coffee. Are they not same?

0points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Not all that long ago, it meant beer. How times change.

0points

#42

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

51points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Said the Yoga teacher who charges $50 per hour that only last 45 minutes.

16points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

That's the illusion.

0points

Electric Mayhem 4 years ago

Lunchtime doubly so.

1point

Scott 4 years ago

I was going to comment the exact same thing until I saw you had done it.

0points

your socially awkward cousin 4 years ago (edited)

something i came up with one day was "time is so sensitive, i could kiss my friend and cause ragnorok"

0points

#43

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

50points

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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Fair enough.

8points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

I believe talking politics in the USA is impossible. Even the politicians can't do it. They swear at each other, they tell lies to each other, the make allegations about each other, but I've never seen an American politician actually talk about politics.

2points

RedMarbles 4 years ago

It's frightening how far the quality of political discourse has fallen. As Isaac Asimov said, "The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Little did he know how much worse it would get.

0points

#44

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

47points

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James016 4 years ago

Stay classy

16points

Hugo Raible 4 years ago

That's not catcalling. That's just a complement which was praised a few lines above because it came from a woman. Learn the difference, FFS.

0points

My O My Premium 4 years ago

But that's cute

0points

#45

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

46points

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Me Oh My 4 years ago

But I wanna know!

8points

Kate 4 years ago

Real estate.

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

So explain how to legally launder money.

3points

ephemeral_mochi 4 years ago

Well okay then!

2points

Manny_Flawz 4 years ago

The legal way is to throw it in the washing machine

1point

Julia Mckinney 4 years ago

Me: *taking notes for whenever I'd need to launder money, or, just for fun.*

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*snap* Awww maaaan!

0points

Argie Smith Premium 4 years ago

Everybody in line wants to know...

0points

Ebony 4 years ago

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#46

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

46points

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kath morgan 4 years ago

Sounds like London

9points

Dont Sellmyinfo 4 years ago

Pretty much

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

That's every city.

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

It sucks to finally get to see a place or something you've always wanted to see or experience and you get there and the people from there are just rude and hateful

0points

#47

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

46points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

A future spy on the making. Don't break under pressure and black mail and have too much info on the phone to allow to fall under wrong hands.

9points

IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

She's like this at 8.??? The teen age years are going to be fun.

5points

Dynein 4 years ago

I doubt the person overhearing this had any way to know how old the really girl is... might have been an unusually youngish-looking teen.

3points

An Co 4 years ago

Smart enough to realize that the father paid for the phone out of his own money and is likely to buy her a new one eventually.

2points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Bingo!

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

8 year old grabs the phone from his hands and throws it out the window herself

2points

Lisa Samuelson 4 years ago

Love that 8 year old!!

0points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

Creepy dad. Bit controlling.

0points

best turtle 4 years ago

good choice

0points

Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago

Omg - what the crap was she texting?

0points

#48

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

43points

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rspanther 4 years ago

Freak the cashier out and pay with cash. And not the exact amount.

12points

Uber Mensch 4 years ago

Or confuse the carp out of them by adding coins to adjust the change you get back: $5.12 for a $4.62 purchase.

4points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Debit is spending money that you have, credit is spending money that you don't have.

4points

kath morgan 4 years ago

Could have been me, didn’t know why they were asking me that when I first came to the us.

3points

Sweetie Dahling 4 years ago

Same for me when I moved to Canada. I just paid in cash until I’d figured it out 😄

1point

SykesDaMan 4 years ago (edited)

Just take "else" out of the sentence and you will sound less douchey! Also : "If you can't explain it simply you don't understand it well enough"

1point

End Knot 4 years ago

It's not difficult to understand. Credit cards meant that you're using the bank's money and you'll need to repay with interest and you can choose to pay the minimum sum instead. Charge cards meant that you need to repay in full when the payment is due. Debit cards meant your own money in the bank and you're paying using the same tech instead of going to the ATM.

0points

Sasy 4 years ago

In this context it is badly worded...debit is to take, but credit is actually to give/receive so it is like asking do you want to pay me, or should I pay you? Rather than, would you like to make payment with a debit card or a credit card, which should make sense to all.

0points

I I 4 years ago (edited)

one comes out your bank (debit) the other goes on your credit card.......oh s**t i mansplained it

0points

Manny_Flawz 4 years ago

When I worked retail in the early 2000s, some people would freak out when I figured out their change in my head.

0points

An Co 4 years ago

Credit card where you take a loan and pay interest, or debit card where they take the money directly from your bank account.

0points

#49

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

42points

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Anapv 4 years ago

Outch...

0points

#50

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

41points

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Mari 4 years ago

Hahaha

5points

Ebony 4 years ago

Damn! Why didn't I think of that?!?

2points

Jennifer Norton 4 years ago

Damn!

1point

Joanna 4 years ago

Amazing

0points

AnimeObsessedTeenager 4 years ago

DADDY'S MONEY *clapclap clapclapclap*

-1point

#51

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

39points

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Discordant Bluecheese 4 years ago

It's wise to always come prepared (to drink).

11points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

No need to bring a corkscrew, we have tons of them :-)

9points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

As if we did not have corkscrews in France??!??

5points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

That woman comes prepared to France! She'll love the cheese too :D

3points

Jacqui Dunn 4 years ago

They don't know how to open bottles of wine in France.

0points

Jennifer Norton 4 years ago

I am pretty sure they have corkscrews in France!!!

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

They have corkscrews in France, I'm sure.

0points

#52

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

34points

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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago

Next Gen is EVEN MORE nihilist??? How is this possible? 🤣🤣🤣

13points

Dont Sellmyinfo 4 years ago

Definitely a kid from the upper East side. His name is probably Bodhi and his mother is a vegan

3points

Dave Nalesnik 4 years ago

Kid is Zen AF

3points

IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

Sheldon?

2points

Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago

Way to go, kid.

1point

Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago

Youngling soon to become a Padawan, is.

1point

Isabel Care 4 years ago

That way they can't be punished by the removal of favourite things

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Yeah I was trying to figure out who my favorite ninja turtle was when I was 8

0points

best turtle 4 years ago

either that or he forgot what his favorite was

0points

SobyKay 4 years ago

how buddhist of you!

0points

#53

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

34points

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Kona Pake 4 years ago

Damn, my flight was yesterday.

1point

Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago

"It's Newark." D'OH!!!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He was then shot in the front of the back of the head.

-1point

#54

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

29points

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Ebony 4 years ago

Oops!

4points

Jamma 4 years ago

She must have adopted a cat :D

1point

Joshua Seaman 4 years ago

Depression is a MF-er, and it doesn't matter the circumstance if you have low serotonin. Perhaps the woman is talking about that.

0points

#55

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

29points

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Buren 4 years ago

Two posts and lesson learned, you earn more when you sing badly or look like as if you would sing badly.

9points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

We don't know if they sang badly. All we know is that the person likes "their" podcast more than listening to the song.

1point

#56

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

24points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Working at Trader Joe's doesn't mean that you don't have some basic standards.

9points

Julia Cargile 4 years ago

Indeed! Trader Joe's is a fine establishment.

1point

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

You won't even get to know how to launder money illegally because customers won't explain it in the line but also because he's ghosting you.

1point

Hugo Raible 4 years ago

Seems the guy dodged a bullet.

0points

#57

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

19points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

better first in this village than second in Rome

8points

Luna 4 years ago

... Any number in Rome would do... 😘

1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Stay away from Hawaii.

1point

Jamma 4 years ago

Nah...it's pretty good in the Midwest. Cheap living, fresh air, direct flights to most places when we want to get away, and we have internet and know what's going on.

0points

SZ 4 years ago

They're singing my song, right there!

0points

#58

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

16points

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SykesDaMan 4 years ago

Yeah! Being rude is so cool! /S

2points

#59

Funny-Overheard-New-York

Final score:

14points

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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Who goes to Times Square? It's just billboards.

0points