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Paul Woods is back on Bored Panda with his fantastic single-panel comics. The artist is known for his humorous illustrations, using only small dialogues, making the series simplistic yet impossible not to laugh at. When it comes to characters featured in Woodsy’s cartoons, they are mostly animals, sometimes humans, and other things that come to life thanks to the author of 'Insert Brain Here.'

As you might remember, this comic artist hails from Melbourne, Australia, and his works are printed regularly in newspapers across the country. During our last interview, Paul shared with us: “The most rewarding aspect for me is seeing my work published in a newspaper or magazine. I’m a child of the '80s and grew up reading comics in the newspaper so to see my work in print is fantastic.”

Scroll down to see the list of the most recent strips by the artist, and let us know in the comment section which one made your day. Enjoy!

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Anxious Aardvark
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Kids? Why do you think I don't like kids? I love kids! A little garlic, some rosemary & olive oil and a nice hot fire...."

Bored Panda reached out to the artist from Australia once again to ask him some questions about his recent work. First, we wanted to know what Paul’s favorite moment or element of the comic creation process is, from conceptualization to the final product. He told us: “My favorite part is definitely the initial concept, I will often be doing something completely different and not thinking about comics at all and a joke will come to me.”

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    J B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black is white on the inside?

    Ballet Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well back ward or not it still looks awsome

    Yehoshua Friedman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, I caught you sending tuxed messages.

    Bryna Tracy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the formal affair ensemble

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That penguin looks cool. Inside out is also amazing in certain cases, like this.

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    Bernadine Thurton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the cool kids are doing it. Jessica only wears 2 stripes!

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But zebras are black with white stripes

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's black stripes, not white!

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    The artist continued: “I will try and draw out a rough sketch on any paper I can get my hands on, sometimes napkins, envelopes or on newspaper, then later draw it again properly on art paper. I also write a lot of notes to myself on my phone with ideas or dialogue.”

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    Anxious Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch for slug = "naaktslak" which means "naked snail." Fits, doesn't it?

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt the fact that 2 snails would share a house…

    Yehoshua Friedman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the bar and have a slug of booze.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes it even wors once you know the shell contains the snail's organs.

    Ash Conner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, snap. It really puts things in the perspective of people gettingother worse in the whole house thing

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please 🎶

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it could be roast, or boil, or fried or skinned or…

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate a potato while reading this...mashed potatoes...OH THE HORROR! Mwahahahaha

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the title melody is back in my head....

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *guitar starts playing*

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    Asked about his favorite tools or software used for creating “Insert Brain Here” comics, Paul Woods answered: “I always use pencil to draw the comic on paper. I don't use a tablet. I will then trace it using an art pen, then scan it into Photoshop. I'll add the color, shading, text, etc. I'm pretty old school with my comics. I've used the same process for nearly 15 years.”

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's living in a fish bowl, he's doomed anyway. Goldfish need a pond or a really big tank to live a healthy life, there's not enough oxygen for them in a little bowl. The reason our childhood goldfish died all the time, is because we as humans tend to take such bad care of them, they can live up to a couple of decades when properly taken care of. *okay, I'm done with ranting*

    wendy schutze
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldfish have better memories than we think they do.

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's drinking himself to death. Literally 😅

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking is bad and will definetly take his life and/or make him do some bad life choices.

    We were also wondering if Paul could describe a pivotal moment or experience that significantly impacted his growth as a comic artist. He shared with us: “It's a small thing, but I remember a friend contacting me saying he was working in a mine in Western Queensland, Australia in a really isolated place. He went into their mess room, a room where they all got coffee and food before heading out on shift. He saw that someone had cut out one of my cartoons from a newspaper and stuck it on the noticeboard because they thought it was funny. When he told me that, I was really happy, you don't have to have your work hanging in the Louvre to make an impact.”

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    Ubedhheij
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, not that type. RUN

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    stupidMonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a big decision we have have been able to properly scale our lifestyle to fit.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most apeeling orphan at the home.

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the baby banana so cute?? It’s literally just a banana with two dots for eyes, but it’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen!

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's the potentially deceptive big smile line bellow

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    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Little bastard won't stop singing about peanut butter and baseball bats."

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought I'd say this, but that is a really cute baby banana.

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice generational touches --- cell phone Dad reading a paper and an analog photo of Grandma on the wall

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Dad being an old Nokia-style design with the kids being iPhone / Samsung type smart(@$$) phones.

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    Mindy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol... can't do s**t In airplane mode!

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    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this doctor knows what they're doing, they didn't even put it back on! He's getting worse every passing second.

    Jerry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It their worst nightmare, his cap is now lost and his highlighter model was limited edition, so there isn't much hope for a donor cap.

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    Yehoshua Friedman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there's a cap on his health insurance benefits.

    Peyton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my pet peeves! I absolutely HATE when people don't put caps back on markers!

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    Anxious Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what the dogs at the pound thought when people came to view them for adoption. We had 6 over the years at home. They took good care of us. :D

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    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rescue kitties I’ve had over the course of my life have certainly rescued me.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one reading «insert brain here» on every single comic?

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    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever taken a car trip with small kids will howl with laughter at this one!

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong kind of booty call.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meatball Ron? is that you?

    ~(•ᴗ•)~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Deborah! *Dramatic sound effect*

    Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! DEBORAH! WHAT HAVE THE HUMANS MADE YOU BECOME?!

    Be Weird 24/7
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wander they hate cowboys or cowgirls or just hate people

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    Bernadine Thurton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been some signs here and there.

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you’re no better either!

    Latchkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the buttons form a mustache!

    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why? Because mine comes through clear instead of sounding like a ham radio coughed it out?"

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    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that Pumpkin went under the knife

    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit much on the lid lift though ☺️

    ~(•ᴗ•)~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does his face hurt? Also does that count as a pumpkin skeleton or a pumpkin skin???

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    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bad neighborhood. Run while you can, Phil and other mouse.

    Jrdiver
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the cat. Garfield wouldn't be that bad....

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Kitty won't let the mice play for long.

    Osprey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now help me push, this cant stay here.

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    Yehoshua Friedman
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    1 year ago

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    Your Local Weeb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried cutting myself with a knife like that. Didn’t work 😭🥲

    Abigail Strong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In knife terms I tend to be a sphere

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    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful with those drinks or you'll be hammered

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's trying to nail you down! 🤭🤭

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Evening, bartender. I'll have a screwdriver, please."

    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he just wants to "nail" you

    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I think he wants to pound you..."

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    Yehoshua Friedman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never checks baggage when he gets on a plane. All he brings is carrion.

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    wendy schutze
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like this one 🤣🤣🤣

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... always a call for all-arm.

    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me give you a hand with that ☺️

    Julian Derossett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could it not realize that it had so ethi g so huge stuck in its mouth? That's like having a full fry stuck in you mouth

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have thought that this would be an icebreaker?

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    Your Local Weeb
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Steals Sandwich from sloths for fellow sloth, Do-nut Touch the donut*

    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And three hours later, they are still standing there........

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    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 5hr rule 🦥

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are going to need all five to get it too. I saw Zootopia.

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    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, if you think about it , a plastic bag is a jellyfish version of sex doll

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I think of it..... I have not,,,, seen it that way before... 🙈

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love? or does he just want to get her in the sack?

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jellyfish: Our love will last forever! Elizabeth: Well, at least I will...

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jellyfish are cute. Also, plastic bags kill sea animals so does that mean the jellyfish is in love with a murderer? Forbidden love ehe.

    Yehoshua Friedman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jellyfish aren't that smart. They'll fall for anything that moves.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just surgically extend your legs like that moron from the other post

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also get a free post on BP then. Sad he felt he needed!

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, I wouldn't have pictured Tom Cruise as a giraffe....

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    Ubedhheij
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, 1st world virtual problems.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "....so in the end we just had to realize our 1's and 0's didn't align."

    Lucca Wenner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, they are not longer compatible!

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    Ubedhheij
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so only Bob wasn't an employee of the month.

    Anxious Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a bad sign that I'm really enjoying his work?

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, those are good signs about enjoying their work. 😜

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    Yehoshua Friedman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have been outstanding students receiving awards from the headmaster. Looks like a school of fish to me.

    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve knew if he kept up the pressure he'd surely win REMORA of the year.

    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a considerate boss of a shark or shark of a boss? I got lost...

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    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rob: "So you're just yelling CUT! Just like that?!" Girl: "I'll always love you, but..." Rob: "Fine! That's a wrap, everyone!"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just 'act up' all the time.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they all clapped........

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She found out he had the clap.

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry to hear that sir. Please leave a comment how we can disatisfy you further. If your fingers have been broken, ask to speak to a member of the inhospitality team.

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    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME"!

    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those college pledge tasks are becoming a bit harsh...doncha think?

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    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's just plane mean of her to ground you!

    egg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait if planes are like this is the pilot they’re intrusive thought/voice in their head

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    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he turned himself off, how could he possibly turn himself back on again? Just wondering…

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internal relay with a battery-backed clock circuit. The old Epson Equity PC compatibles had that. Some offices would set one up configured to power on in the middle of the night (back when dial-up modems were a thing and phone calls were cheaper in the wee hours), connect to a modem, and download data. There are stories about late-night janitors being startled by Equitys powering on in dark, empty offices, and the screens displaying glowing green eyes that would blink, look around, and vanish off the top of the screen, then the system would power down.

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    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about trying that doc, but it was the "on" part that gave me pause.

    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor forgot to insert his own brain.......

    Fiji Apple
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh they meant a different kind of off and on

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    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bingo! That one hit a home run with me......

    Momten Jillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her husband has grown tired of being constantly hen pecked

    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It puts the butter on it's breasts before baking"

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    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water cooler: I ain't see *s**t*. I got too many bills to pay to be playing star witness.

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    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning down an “Out of this world” boyfriend!

    Ian Mackereth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be for the best. He needs some space.

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that might be good for a swirch

    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "....like to a bar or is this some kinda death pact?"

    wendy schutze
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both screw in bulbs. Same sex relationship. 🌈

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    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to ghost him. Possessiveness isn't really healthy for a relationship.

    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend replies"That's boo sheet!"

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unasked for trivia: I saw a video that explained the tech inside a crash test dummy.... solid computers chips and (bleep) and they can cost $1 million.

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    Your Local Weeb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, censoring ‘kill’? Come on BP its Natural!! And its somethibg I’m trying to do to myself

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t do anything! You are worth it! Your life is worth living. Maybe it doesn’t feel like it, but it will get better. If you do need to talk about it, I will try my best to help you.

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    wendy schutze
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, why censor the work KILL, it’s silly, KILLER WHALE, KILL SWITCH, ETC

    Julian Derossett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've also always found it weird that so many things censor the word kill

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sad. So many people have little animals, like fish, birds and reptiles in totally unsuitable conditions. Many people care and worry about cats and dogs, but they don't think to care about little animals, and the also suffer! They are not decoration! My flatmate has a couple of budgies in a tiny cage, and it kills me. I feed them and give them water when she "forgets" (seven days a week), but I don't know what else to do. Those two poor birds! If I knew they can survive I'd set them free, but they can't.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything, everywhere, all at once

    Jared Fink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be between a rock and a hard place.

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    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that was the last time anyone heard from the employee...

    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had bosses who seemed to run in that crowd....or perhaps I should say, stagger....

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um…sir, I think what your boss meant was literal, not the idiom…

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    Marie Frost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...'thought I'd go swimming...."

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come the smart @$$ doesn't have a beard too?

    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may start to write my book, but I gotta find a stick first......

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    stupidMonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is more responsible. He limits himself to six shots.

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised BP didn't censor this entire image

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    M Nicholson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spatulas? Football? Wrong end down? Nò wonder they lost control

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later that day in a show of solidarity ... I'M SPATULUS! .... I'M SPATULUS!!!!

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    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just their way to worm themselves out of a visit.

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose they can’t because they’re stuck in the cage, and they can only go out if their owner allows them to, so yeah.

    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the front is open otherwise the birds would have stripes.

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    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made easier by living in just the back half of a cage. Go for it Sonya

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    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww...you're just hamming it up for effect.....

    Dana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.. he's so pig headed

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and you can take that to the bank and collect interest on it" _ Fred .... Barretta's cockatoo

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    Marie Frost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, they threw you back.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why are you still here and not on a dinner plate…

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, fishnet tights were all the rage.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An 8 on a Scale of 1 to 10

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    Nina Soltwedel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another one of those days, going around in circles, getting nowhere fast......

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