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While famously being very, very polite, it’s no secret that Brits also love the occasional witty, tongue-in-cheek comment. And not only that. They take the gold medal for the ability to laugh at themselves like there’s no tomorrow, mocking both little and serious things. I mean, should I even remind you of the notorious English comedian Ricky Gervais?!

And for the fans of the British lifestyle, we have a real treat! The Twitter page “No Context Brits” is an online destination which offers “a celebration of all things British,” meaning it’s both things we understand and things that leave us flabbergasted. Created pretty recently, in April 2021, the account has amassed 780K devoted followers and its audience seems to be growing still.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining, bizarre, and wholesome posts from “No Context Brits” for you to enjoy with your cuppa, so scroll down and upvote your favorite posts! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature on the same page, as well as a similar post on another popular Twitter account, “No Context UK.”

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SealOfDisapproval
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4 years ago

"Take one more step, bishop, one more step..."

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    Woltax
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    4 years ago

    🏳️‍🌈

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    I am also a train. Choo choo.

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago

    Anyone else sing these lyrics?

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    Lee Macro
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    4 years ago

    Yep me too

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago

    Good cop. Bad cop.

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    It is a like from me. Beautiful piece of toast. Cannot fault it.

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    BoredBirb
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    4 years ago

    Fast enough to catch the geese kissing! Caught in 4k.

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    Magickmaster 8
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    4 years ago

    Next is the pyramids

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    Flexiegirl94
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    4 years ago

    The holy gun

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    4 years ago (edited)

    i confirm that second picture is accurate

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Heres the communal popcorn: 🍿. Lets sit and watch.

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    Phill Healey
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    4 years ago (edited)

    For those of us that can't do the Chester run in less than 12 parsecs. Edit: I genuinely had no idea it was 4th May when I posted this. 😂

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    Carol Woodhouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Judgemental back atcha. Love it!

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    KJ
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    4 years ago

    The difference between going out or going out out (Micky Flanagan).

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Let's hope it wasn't breakables.

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    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago

    Dave's a nice guy.

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He’s looks like a middle age ginger leprechaun 😂

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    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I am so inspired

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    When I was a referee, I used to remind the parents that there were no scouts in the crowd watching their kids.

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    Ewe there! Pack it in!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Peel here" means get the knife out the drawer and hack away at the sodding plastic.

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    Bisexual_idiot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    lol

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That is funny!

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    :(

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What on earth america?

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    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Me too, Bussy McBussyFace, me too.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wait…what??😮

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Probably get a load of people mistakenly now saying 'but these are for paramedics' NO they are not. They always check the WHOLE car EVERY single time. For good reason - some people don't use these, what if it fell off or was forgotten in a rental car etc, etc. Michael Lerner created them because he was scared by the aggressiveness of other drivers when driving his 18 month old nephew and wanted people to be more considerate. Google it before arguing.

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    PandaPops
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thats sad :(

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What did you say to me sign? That is offensive in dog language

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    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is a spoof. The Tories expect homeless people to take responsibility and cut THEMSELVES in half.

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Aw

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Harry and Hagrid on the Knight bus?

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Who hasn't seen a Dalek being transported? Those things are slow and can't do stairs well. The TARDIS is a different matter...

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What are you complaining about? This *IS* a normal day in the UK. (Possibly Newcastle, I can't see enough geographic identifiers)

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *Breaks arm* *Cries* *Ride continues*...

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    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is the level of petty spite I strive for

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?”

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Happens everywhere.

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Reminds me of the British Brexit politicians who talked about 'British fish'. Apparently fish need passports.

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    Beth S
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well s**t, I thoroughly enjoy poster's take on this pizza place. LOL

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Im all ears!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How the mighty have fallen.

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    True

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My mum's keyboard!

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    BobTDG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thunderbirds!

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You had one job. ONE JOB.

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    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    From the grieving widow......

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    Is Be
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Peace of mind.

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thats...an achievement

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    Castles
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That’s beautiful!

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He'd win cosplay events, for sure.

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    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Onward my noble steed, indeed! :)

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    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    4. Lists...5. Repetition

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Poor R2D2.

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    Lee Macro
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    4 years ago

    I still do

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Put the mother f*****g car into gear!"

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    BobTDG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine.

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Or else...

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago

    I love my local Tesco. The people working there are awesome!

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    F**k Off! I don't see any double yellows, do you?

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    Brendan Roberts
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    4 years ago

    Working from home, I'm shirt and tie above waist, and tie fighter pyjamas below.

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    Nathaniel
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    4 years ago

    "What are you doing here?" "Nun of your business!"

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    Phill Healey
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    4 years ago

    That's actually "cheap"..

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    Donnie Mc00
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    4 years ago

    does NO-ONE know the difference between British and English?

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago

    But the light's on green!

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Go to Spain for a thousand holidays. Ruin it for them too.

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Well with that price, no wonder

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Person under the stairs EP.

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago

    Yep, true here

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    4 years ago

    That’s not me, I’d try staying awake for 24 hours just in case. I end up losing lots of me time worrying about whether or not they’d reply

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    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well, at least there is a book sale on......

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Pie & a pint. 15 quid.

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Its the thought that counts.

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    4 years ago

    One of Banky’s less successful pieces

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    Phill Healey
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    4 years ago

    F**k off Piers!

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    BoredBirb
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    4 years ago

    I have no words. Wait hang on...

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    BobTDG
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    4 years ago

    You are either posh or Cockney

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    Abhijeet
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    4 years ago

    Better luck next time

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