135 Of The Funniest Mom Tweets Ever

Definitely me as a parent

Why be reasonable if you can be childish.

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I find this funny yet the attitude let's me shake my head at the same time.

Accurate

Omg. I bet he did love it. Lol

Clever one! Sounds like something one of my boys would say.

Now be thankful you don't have 3 kids...

Too true. 'o.o

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Irresponsibility ftw!

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Not only a metaphor but in that kid's case it's also irony.

Lol

Lol

15 min? i don't wait that long before i change myself into a werewolf

for me during a visit in a zoo. i bring my boy in the bathroom with me and he said very loudly when i did my business in the urinal. ""Wow your penis is big'' don't know how react: Proud or embarrased

same thing here... it's something called experience

Bahahahahaha this is hilarious

Lol I wonder if that works...

Oh, yea.

I love the blunt honesty

Chasing tails. Fish tails, that is. ;)

Lol that's funny never thought about it

SO glad I'm not the only one who hides donuts from my kids.

Until it's too late... lol

I think you won

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Not science. It's called hunger.

Glad im not the only one, stall tacts than guilt trips because we "don't want to hear it" even though asking earlier in day lol

Learning opportunity!

Like I said building an immune system is a good thing he's not sick

Try home schooling. O_o

My daughter and her friend were having an argument told them to apologise mine does but her friend says says " I tried to say sorry but instead I accidentally said lots of really nasty things I guess my brain just doesn't want me to say sorry"

No reason to worry til he hits puberty!

That's hilarious lol

Bwahahahaha :D

Haha I see what you did there

I don't have kids (yet) and I've never seen frozen... but its child crack I swear

That's thought provoking...

Cheese sauce is magic. It'll make even Brussel sprouts instantly delicious

I just had Robert munch “I love you forever" flash in my mind.

That's fair

Yes yes yes and mine are teenagers

Me with my two new kittens! I want at least one of them to attach to me..... Our dog is with dad and other cat with mom

Hahahaha yes yes yes.

There's nothing like starting young.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

Lovely

I would start having old phones while keeping my iPhone a secret. If they did find it. That's an hour before I could log in my password in.

Yes, yes, yes!!! I needed that soooo much!

Logical thinking.

This is what I discovered when they moved away to college.

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First world problems. Nothing is free.

Reality

someone else made this joke but instead of there kid it was there best friend

Think positive: hunger will come, and then the microwave needs to be good enough.

...or having an appointment at the dentist's... :P

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Leading by example

Is it weird I miss Sprout? Things were so much simpler then.

Hey, this kid did a better job than most dog groomers I've worked with.

My favorite part is seeing if I can be the first one to pick up my kid and leave the parking lot

I wanted to go swimming but it was raining when I was 5 and I was like "why? Where going to get wet anyway."

huh

its soooo damn true! mine cried almost non stop for 2 days and then threw it aside 10 mins after I found it for her, hasn't even glanced at it since...

obviously an international phenomenon :D

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And whining-about-things-people-have-been-through-before-you disorder.

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A taxi driver does not give birth to his customers...