Being a mother requires a lot of patience. Just think - all those "redecorated" walls, fusses over random stuff, food all over the ground, basically, kids just leave a mess wherever they go! But hey, it's not so bad when you have a good sense of humor. And it's even better when you bring your sense of humor to Twitter! Well, it's better for us, at least.

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the funniest tweets moms have ever written. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

Want some more? Check out the funniest fatherhood tweets.

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#1

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hypercraxy Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Definitely me as a parent

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#2

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_Mo_lee_ Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Why be reasonable if you can be childish.

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#3

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mommyshorts Report

Hans
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4 years ago

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I find this funny yet the attitude let's me shake my head at the same time.

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#4

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maughammom Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Accurate

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#5

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Dempster2000 Report

Dessira Buchholz
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg. I bet he did love it. Lol

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#6

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JennyPentland Report

Emilee Kimball
Community Member
4 years ago

Clever one! Sounds like something one of my boys would say.

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#7

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ValeeGrrl Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Now be thankful you don't have 3 kids...

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#8

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CaffeineandF Report

Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Too true. 'o.o

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#9

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Marlebean Report

Hans
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4 years ago

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Irresponsibility ftw!

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#10

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sardonictart Report

Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

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Not only a metaphor but in that kid's case it's also irony.

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#11

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Book_Krazy Report

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol

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#12

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FoxyWinePocket Report

Qyntel Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol

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#13

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

15 min? i don't wait that long before i change myself into a werewolf

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#14

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UnfilteredMama Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

for me during a visit in a zoo. i bring my boy in the bathroom with me and he said very loudly when i did my business in the urinal. ""Wow your penis is big'' don't know how react: Proud or embarrased

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#15

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KateWhineHall Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

same thing here... it's something called experience

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#16

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amydillon Report

Vladimir Nedeljković
Community Member
4 years ago

Bahahahahaha this is hilarious

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#17

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CrazyExhaustion Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol I wonder if that works...

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#18

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MidgardMomma Report

Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh, yea.

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#19

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Manda_like_wine Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I love the blunt honesty

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#20

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WorkingMom86 Report

Emilee Kimball
Community Member
4 years ago

Chasing tails. Fish tails, that is. ;)

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#21

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DomesticGoddss Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol that's funny never thought about it

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#22

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abhorrent_wife Report

Deana
Community Member
4 years ago

SO glad I'm not the only one who hides donuts from my kids.

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#23

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LetMeStart Report

Dawn Moskalyk
Community Member
4 years ago

Until it's too late... lol

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#24

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KateWhineHall Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I think you won

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#25

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Hans
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4 years ago

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Not science. It's called hunger.

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#26

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valeegrrl Report

Dawn Moskalyk
Community Member
4 years ago

Glad im not the only one, stall tacts than guilt trips because we "don't want to hear it" even though asking earlier in day lol

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#27

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WorkingMom86 Report

Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Learning opportunity!

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#28

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mommy_cusses Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Like I said building an immune system is a good thing he's not sick

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#29

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HousewifeOfHell Report

April Robedeau-Page
Community Member
4 years ago

Try home schooling. O_o

#30

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thatcarlygirl Report

Holly Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

My daughter and her friend were having an argument told them to apologise mine does but her friend says says " I tried to say sorry but instead I accidentally said lots of really nasty things I guess my brain just doesn't want me to say sorry"

#31

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est1975blog Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

No reason to worry til he hits puberty!

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#32

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WorkingMom86 Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's hilarious lol

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#33

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WorkingMom86 Report

Salma Abidi
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwahahahaha :D

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#34

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Savdat02
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha I see what you did there

#35

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MummaCrazy Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't have kids (yet) and I've never seen frozen... but its child crack I swear

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#36

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FeralCrone Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's thought provoking...

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#37

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yenniwhite Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Cheese sauce is magic. It'll make even Brussel sprouts instantly delicious

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#38

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est1975blog Report

#39

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lilwestman Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I just had Robert munch “I love you forever" flash in my mind.

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#40

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PetrickSara Report

Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
4 years ago

That's fair

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#41

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ValeeGrr Report

Sarah Mark Cleverley
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes yes yes and mine are teenagers

#42

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Carbosly Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
4 years ago

Me with my two new kittens! I want at least one of them to attach to me..... Our dog is with dad and other cat with mom

#43

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WorkingMom86 Report

Dawn Moskalyk
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahahaha yes yes yes.

#44

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mcarisa Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

There's nothing like starting young.

#45

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ValeeGrrl Report

Danielle Merida
Community Member
4 years ago

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

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#46

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

dorutzyka
Community Member
4 years ago

Lovely

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#47

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StellaGMaddox Report

Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

I would start having old phones while keeping my iPhone a secret. If they did find it. That's an hour before I could log in my password in.

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#48

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes, yes, yes!!! I needed that soooo much!

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#49

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Book_Krazy Report

Leck Goodnough
Community Member
4 years ago

Logical thinking.

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#50

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MomOfTeen Report

97grncab
Community Member
4 years ago

This is what I discovered when they moved away to college.

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#51

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BPMbadassmama Report

#52

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BlackCatBettie Report

Hans
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4 years ago

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First world problems. Nothing is free.

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#53

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shriekhouse Report

Flora Polvado
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4 years ago

Reality

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#54

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amydillon Report

Leoninus Fate
Community Member
3 years ago

someone else made this joke but instead of there kid it was there best friend

#55

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Think positive: hunger will come, and then the microwave needs to be good enough.

#56

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Salma Abidi
Community Member
4 years ago

...or having an appointment at the dentist's... :P

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#57

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LetMeStart Report

Hans
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4 years ago

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Leading by example

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#58

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_NikkaBee Report

Nadine Hughey
Community Member
4 years ago

Is it weird I miss Sprout? Things were so much simpler then.

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#59

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KateOfHysteria Report

Dessira Buchholz
Community Member
4 years ago

Hey, this kid did a better job than most dog groomers I've worked with.

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#60

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bourgeoisalien Report

Harlan Bleiler
Community Member
4 years ago

My favorite part is seeing if I can be the first one to pick up my kid and leave the parking lot

#61

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
4 years ago

I wanted to go swimming but it was raining when I was 5 and I was like "why? Where going to get wet anyway."

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#62

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abhorrent_wife Report

Cameron Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

huh

#63

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mommy_cusses Report

Misty Pal
Community Member
4 years ago

its soooo damn true! mine cried almost non stop for 2 days and then threw it aside 10 mins after I found it for her, hasn't even glanced at it since...

#64

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buriedwithkids Report

Salma Abidi
Community Member
4 years ago

obviously an international phenomenon :D

#65

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

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And whining-about-things-people-have-been-through-before-you disorder.

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#66

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Hans
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4 years ago

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A taxi driver does not give birth to his customers...

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#67

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ValeeGrrl Report

Deana
Community Member
4 years ago

Kids ALWAYS have to poop when it's time to leave the house!

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#68

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amydillon Report

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OneFunnyMummy Report

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#70

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PinkCamoTO Report

SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
4 years ago

When I was 3 I could name them all & their facts and stuff,Thx Dino Dan & Dinosaur Train but I couldnt remember to put my dishes in the sink

#71

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martinisandmini Report

Leah Crosby
Community Member
4 years ago

Mimosa, glass of wine, beer, shot of tequila...does it really matter???

#72

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bourgeoisalien Report

Leah Crosby
Community Member
4 years ago

Then there are those ''helpful' people that you do not know who are more than willing to walk up to you on the street and tell you that you are doing it all wrong!

#73

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LetMeStart Report

April Barnhart
Community Member
1 year ago

Cute :)

#74

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