This Girl Perfectly Sums Up What Living In American Midwest Feels Like In 14 Hilarious Tweets

Ranch + pizza = match made in heaven Thought this was a West Coast thing because I have never seen it in New England and didn't have it until I moved to California. For those who are thinking "Ewww", don't knock it 'till you've tried it especially with homemade ranch dressing (not knocking Hidden Valley, but the fresh made stuff is way better.)

Yes, we have mountains and omelettes:D

"I'm just gonna sneak past you.." Born and raised Chicagoan and I say this all the time although I always have wondered about the "sneaking" part. Why don't we slip or scoot? Why are we always sneaking?

AKA "Walking Tacos" - most commonly eaten with Nacho Cheese Doritos. Just had some last week - in Iowa!

Chex sells bags of these in NY. Think they call them Muddy Buddies tho. Yummy, but the sugar gets EVERYWHERE.

I think she actually resides in Canada.

Most of the southern U.S.experiences this as well, particularly Florida. In fact, any coastal region anywhere.

cornhole means something else.

Can I have my pizza ta co thanks

John Deere... a brand known to anyone with a lawn mower.

You may have a museum, but John Deere was founded here!

I see tractors depriving down the street in Hamilton, New Zealand too

The tractors and the old-timey Amish horse-drawn wagons are practically all I see where I live :/

Come to New Zealand. I once saw a mobile sheep dip parked in the main street.

As a "Dutchie" I know this name from Tractor Pulling, which my dad watches regularly.

Big thing in Canada, too! Because of the water freezing and unfreezing, and then freezing again. We have 2 seasons: Winter, and road work.

Heck if my family's out driving and we see a deer we go absolutely ballistic

That's how I call London weather.

Especially Wisconsin cheese curds. As a Wisco girl, I can say that if you go to a restaurant out of the state and they don't advertise they are Wisconsin Cheese Curds they won't be as good.... Heck, the Ellsworth Cheese Curd Festival was just last weekend!