This Girl Perfectly Sums Up What Living In American Midwest Feels Like In 14 Hilarious Tweets

Ranch + pizza = match made in heaven Thought this was a West Coast thing because I have never seen it in New England and didn't have it until I moved to California. For those who are thinking "Ewww", don't knock it 'till you've tried it especially with homemade ranch dressing (not knocking Hidden Valley, but the fresh made stuff is way better.)

Yes, we have mountains and omelettes:D

"I'm just gonna sneak past you.." Born and raised Chicagoan and I say this all the time although I always have wondered about the "sneaking" part. Why don't we slip or scoot? Why are we always sneaking?

AKA "Walking Tacos" - most commonly eaten with Nacho Cheese Doritos. Just had some last week - in Iowa!

Chex sells bags of these in NY. Think they call them Muddy Buddies tho. Yummy, but the sugar gets EVERYWHERE.

I think she actually resides in Canada.

Most of the southern U.S.experiences this as well, particularly Florida. In fact, any coastal region anywhere.

cornhole means something else.

Can I have my pizza ta co thanks

John Deere... a brand known to anyone with a lawn mower.

Big thing in Canada, too! Because of the water freezing and unfreezing, and then freezing again. We have 2 seasons: Winter, and road work.

Heck if my family's out driving and we see a deer we go absolutely ballistic

That's how I call London weather.

Monday- Freezing and snowing... Tuesday- Sunny and warm (remind me that it's winter too) Wednesday- Chilly/no snow Thursday- Thunderstorms/Lightning/OOF Friday- Sunny/Cold Saturday- SO COLD OUT! MY NOSTRILS MADE A HOME FOR FROSTY! THEY'RE BUILDING ICICLES! Sunday- The nicest day of the week... all sunny and warm... Hey! Thanks for reminding us that tomorrow's Monday!

Try living in Australia, you think it's a nice sunny day then all of a sudden there's a storm. There won't even be any clouds beforehand.

This is literally The Netherlands! Almost all year! Though this year we are now in the middle of a few hot weeks without any rain. But normally, this is The Netherlands everyday except for winter.

According to one set of metrics, the states with most unpredictability are North Dakota, South Dakota and about 2/3rds of Minnesota (my home state). https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-city-has-the-most-unpredictable-weather/

Popular saying: " if you don't like the weather in Wyoming, wait five minutes and it will be different"

It's not uncommon where I live to go from say, 32 to 75 or 95 to 60 in just a few hours!

Ok, nobody will understand this and they will fight about it that it happens everywhere, but let me tell you NO IT DOES NOT HAPPEN THE WAY IT HAPPENS IN THE MIDWEST, I actually have family members that are afraid of the weather in my state because it a gets so crazy!!!!

Four seasons in one day

Especially Wisconsin cheese curds. As a Wisco girl, I can say that if you go to a restaurant out of the state and they don't advertise they are Wisconsin Cheese Curds they won't be as good.... Heck, the Ellsworth Cheese Curd Festival was just last weekend!