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Sarcastic remarks may not land well in a serious conversation. At best, you will receive dirty looks in return. The worst-case scenario? That could be a free-for-all, depending on the person’s mood or state of mind. 

It’s an entirely different scenario if you contextualize said remarks as jokes. You may get a laugh and even gain a new friend if you have the same sense of humor. If this is your brand of comedy, you will likely get a kick out of these posts from the Memenist Instagram page

We’ve collected some of the memes from the account that are likely to draw laughter while raising some eyebrows. 

#1

The Right Kind Of Predator Mentality 💀

Screenshot of a humorous social media post about finding a vengeful married woman willing to sell her husband's tools cheap.

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    #2

    My Idea Of Being Rich

    Tweet screenshot discussing the real meaning of a rich life in a humorous and relatable way for funny screenshots.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wealth is when you can tell anybody to 'F*ck off' without worries."

    Talis
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the right amount of wealth in my opinion. I know some people who are more wealthy. But the additional money doesn't make them happier. Not at all.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my level of rich, and it's very nice!

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current title is that these are “funny screenshots”. This doesn’t fit.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sort of rich people are out there, you never know about them because they're not flaunting how rich they are all the time.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just glad for 15 minutes on the toilet

    Experts have already established the connection between intelligence and humor. Many argue that processing humor, especially dark and spicy humor, requires cognitive and emotional abilities.

    #4

    Know Your Customer !

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post about rebranding food to make a toddler eat it, funny screenshots distraction theme.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peacocks are disco chicken. (Helped a friend's child to not be afraid of them anymore.)

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my sister we had 'white ham' (chicken loaf). Ironically, now she won't touch ham but loves chicken loaf. We also called mashed potato 'fluffy white clouds' so hat we could then give her 'fluffy yellow clouds' to get her to eat mashed potato with pumpkin mixed in. She still won't eat pumpkin on it's own though. She is 26 now :)

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirms my take that marketing/PR/advertising is just brainwashing lies by another name.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my niece convinced of so many things.

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    #5

    Why Not

    Funny screenshot of a boyfriend washing dishes while jokingly asking work-related questions to a glass underwater.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agatha Christie got her inspiration for new m****r ideas while washing the dishes.

    Dave Reekie
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainly ideas on how to m****r her husband for not helping?

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's genius. Going to try it next time, but with a bottle so I get a satisfying run of bubbles. :-)

    But how exactly does the brain process a joke, for example? According to researchers, it involves a three-stage theory. In order for a person to comprehend a joke, they must: 

    1. Mentally represent the joke's setup.
    2. Detect a dissonance in multiple interpretations.
    3. Resolve that dissonance by appreciating the funny interpretations while also inhibiting the unfunny, literal ones. 
    #7

    The Hero We Thought We Didn’t Need

    Screenshot of a humorous tech support tweet shared to distract from responsibilities with funny screenshots.

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    Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You talk to actual people at customer service? 😵‍💫

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I need to try this. Most of my customer support don't deserve my rant!

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    #8

    That’s Why I Came To You Guys !

    Screenshot of a funny social media post humorously commenting on banks and loan repayment struggles.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They suspected that you have the right amount of "no money". And the extreme urge to save your credit score, no matter what (Who needs TWO kidneys anyway?!).

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    #9

    I Thought Highly Of Myself

    Funny screenshot of a tweet humorously suggesting grocery stores should add baskets in the middle for overestimating carrying capacity.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And seats for those "I overestimated how long I can shop for" moments.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local op shops have started doing this, which is fantastic!

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make my "I only came for ketchup, onions, and frozen peas" shopping even more expensive. At least I'm forced to stop when the cream cheese and grapes topple from the pizza box (which I only bought as an impromptu tray in any case).

    Many of the memes you will see on this list lean toward the darker kind, mostly with hints of sarcasm. Experts describe this as aggressive humor, a style incorporated by insult comedians like the great Don Rickles. 

    According to University of Western Ontario psychology professor Dr. Julie Schermer, people with an aggressive humor style are less likely to feel lonely because they rely on group dynamics to roast others. 

    #10

    It Would Seem The Chosen One Has Not Been Flossing

    Tweet screenshot showing a funny story of someone nicknamed The Chosen One at the dentist, a funny screenshot example.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of when one of my friends had their first baby. They sent out cards for people to mark what they would like the baby to call them as they grew up. Another of my friends wrote 'Sir Nathan'. I don't know if it has actually been used as his title, because I haven't seen any of them for a few years, but it always makes me smile to think about.

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    #11

    Group chat with multiple Joshes planning a humorous name fight, a funny screenshot to distract from responsibilities.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money is on Josh.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Josh fight actually happened! Nonviolent, they crowned an 8yo Josh the winner.

    Mems of Ice
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember reading about this, loads of people turned up. Looked like they had a great time.

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    ChickenWhisperer39
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    33 minutes ago (edited)

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    Wasn’t this an actual thing in 2021 or something? EDIT: I just looked it up, it’s called the “Battle of the Joshes”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_fight#:~:text=Swain%20encouraged%20participants%20of%20the,was%20no%20actual%20violence%20involved.

    Az Oz
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Northwest 56th Street, Lincoln, Nebraska 68524, United States of America

    On the opposite end of the spectrum from aggressive humor is self-enhancing humor. As the name suggests, it’s about being able to laugh at yourself and the absurdities around you. 

    According to Dr. Schermer, people who embrace this type of humor are less likely to show signs of depression and loneliness and have better relationships with others.

    #13

    Life Lesson

    Screenshot of a funny tweet joking about relationships, shared as part of 100 funny screenshots to distract you.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn astrology and blame the whole universe!

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    #14

    Sometimes I Wonder If Cats And Dogs That Are Born In July Just Think That The World Will Continually Get Darker And Colder Forever Until They Find Out About Spring

    Funny screenshot showing a tweet about a dog confused by a whole fir tree inside, highlighting humor and distractions.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    7 hours ago (edited)

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    A Dog would never consider their owner to be a lunatic. The whole fir tree must have a deeper meaning!

    #15

    Yearn For The Urn

    Elderly woman with glasses holding a plant pot, paired with a funny screenshot about a police warrant and ashes.

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    If self-enhancing humor is what you want to develop for yourself, Dr. Schermer has one tip: learn to love yourself. 

    "The individual needs to be aware of and avoid concentrating on putting themselves down in the situation that they are recalling," she stated.

    #16

    Me Trying To Help Others

    Man wearing headphones on airplane helping woman with in-flight screen, showing funny screenshots to distract from responsibilities.

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to know what you did to have someone down voting most of your comments, who's breakfast did you wee in? Did you insult someone's dog? Or mum?

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    siedzac niej
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the AI image for this is insane. Who sleeps like that on the plane?

    #17

    2026 Got Me Like

    Funny screenshot of a Twitter conversation humorously discussing iPhones and paying rent to distract from responsibilities.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just about know that they're in the double digits by now. Nothing to do with rent, I'm just not interested in Apple and have always been blissfully ignorant about their phones.

    Joe Methuen
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just as ignorant about which candy my android OS version is named. Ignorance is better.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew the difference between iPhones!

    #18

    This Level Of Petty!

    Funny screenshot of a Reddit post about cutting parents off Netflix to avoid responsibility and family drama.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like right. A fat person can be the happiest person in the world and the world is still like "Okay but you're still ~FAT~ so it doesn't count."

    #19

    That's A Bait Question To Get You To Volunteer Information

    Social media screenshot showing a funny conversation about being pulled over and questioning car use humor.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know you are in Japan, right? Because it's the wrong side of the road."

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, 8,778 miles in my case so the question did make sense.

    #21

    Fair Enough

    Young man smirking while holding a funny screenshot joke, showcasing humor to distract from responsibilities.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then, I would have been so stupid to reply "No thanks, I have my own car parked here." 😅

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it your home or her home?

    #23

    Answer The Door And Let Them Know, Maybe ?

    Couple arguing angrily outside a house with a funny screenshot about a neighbor pouring water on a cat.

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    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Little hellions need to be taught early not to be cruel to animals.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000% percent agree. Next time the little bas.tard would have gotten a basin full of rotten eggs, or ripe urine, or fluorescent orange paint, or...

    #24

    Hurts ;_;

    Reddit thread screenshot showing a funny comment about childhood lies, part of funny screenshots to distract users.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she wasn't lying persae...

    #25

    Stay Humbled, Little One

    Screenshot of a funny social media post showing a clever revenge story to distract you from your responsibilities.

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    #26

    Me Irl

    Two men chatting outside near a dog named Steve, sharing a funny screenshot about confusing dog and owner names.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dog's life.

    #29

    Gotta Be Rich To Have Kids These Days

    Funny screenshot from social media about plants, pets, and kids sparking humorous online conversation and reactions.

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    #30

    Men Too Can Be Pampered

    A man smiling behind a bouquet of flowers with a funny screenshot about romantic ideas and men.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or she can just... start playing for the other team

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't send me flowers when I'm déad. If you like me,send them while I'm alive." Brian Clough.

    BrownEyedGrrl
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    1 hour ago

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    I used to send my husband flowers at work. He loved it.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously: why not? (Potentially unrequited kinks aside)

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better them than me (unless it's chocolate *gluten free*, but then again, the two times I've been given chocolate by a guy, I just felt awkward and wished they hadn't)

    Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take chocolate from anybody. It is a surprise i did not end up in a van as a child

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    #32

    Well Played…

    Funny screenshot of a bank teller story where an old lady cleverly handles a cash withdrawal request in a humorous way.

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite an old "story" that's been doing the rounds long before 2021.

    #33

    Reminds Me Of Double Income, No Kids

    Funny screenshot of a Twitter exchange about parenting challenges, highlighting humor in daily responsibilities and distractions.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never felt like that. And we've had horrific problems, 5 months in PICU, 3 surgeries. Still never thought it was a burden. Best to be prepared, or don't have kids!

    #34

    That’d Be Me 😭

    Funny screenshot of a father having an emotional meltdown over donating his daughter's Legos, with kids comforting him.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew what was coming, because I would have been the same if came to Lego. I have my own collection and I guess in a few years I will have to decide whether to let my kids play with them, or keep them for myself!

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the problem? For yourself obviously.. :-)

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    Glix Drap
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you call it Legos then you don't deserve to own it.

    #35

    Boss Move

    Woman in pink suit holding a sparkler celebrating with confetti and a funny screenshot about office humor and salaries.

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    #39

    Andrew Tate The Great Conqueror 🤡

    Twitter exchange showing a funny screenshot with a humorous reply to distract you from your responsibilities.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like Attila the Hun, I'd say, or maybe Attila the Salesman. Pathetic AND dangerous - every serial rápist's role model.

    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget that this is the man who adamantly believes that female climax is a myth because he's never seen it himself.

    #40

    A $25 Dollar Pizza Gotta Taste Like The Best Pizza In The World

    Funny screenshot of a Twitter exchange between Domino’s Pizza UK and No Context Brits about pizza cost and a joke prompt.

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    JK
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Title is wrong, £25.99 is about $34.74 (USD) so its even more stupidly priced

    #41

    Wait Until You Hear About Kermit The Frog

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post comparing John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh, funny screenshots distraction.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do Billy the Kid and Henry the Eighth. And Jabba the Hut, if that's how you spell it.

    ChickenWhisperer39
    Community Member
    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget about God the Father, God the Son, and God the Spirit

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    #42

    Unconventional Flirting

    Funny screenshot of a text conversation with a pirate treasure pun and a dark twist to distract from responsibilities.

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did once date a pirate, but now she's his X

    #44

    Workplace Etiquette

    Two men reacting with frustration behind a funny screenshot about rich people’s changing expressions and thrift shopping, a humorous distraction.

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    #45

    I Bet Uncle’s Got Something To Tell Too

    Two women laughing and chatting over coffee outdoors with a funny screenshot of a viral tweet about anxiety and divorce.

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    #46

    Funny screenshot of a humorous tweet about introverts hoping for love to teleport into their living room.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not teleport per se but... basically... :)

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda did for me. Almost literally. Go figure....

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Or my house will burn down and he will carry me outside in his arms."

    David Paterson
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    5 hours ago

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    That's what parents are for. My mum and her father got together and set us up on a date. Married 33 years now.

    #49

    Curse Of The Carrots

    Stressed man surrounded by piles of carrots with a humorous tweet about a carrot delivery mix-up, funny screenshots.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to learn how to keep functioning in a carrotic environment...

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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a snowman màssacre.

    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else here has read that story about the Indian man who accidentally ordered a full lorry of rice? If not, look it up.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a tik tok last night of a guy going through this with bananas

    #50

    When You Add One Banana And Suddenly Every Other Fruit Becomes A Background Character

    Comment humorously describing a banana as an aggressive fruit that dominates smoothie blends, funny screenshots.

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    #51

    Is His What Girl Moms Do !? 😭

    Toddler girl sitting in a toy car, accompanied by a funny screenshot about a child's pretend driver’s license.

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    #52

    Proud !

    Tweet screenshot from Mxim humorously saying they created opportunities to waste money, a funny screenshot to distract you.

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    #53

    Need To Check Norway’s Immigration Policy

    Funny screenshot about Norwegians' unusual habits including Pepsi max, tacos, coffee, and comic books consumption.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think itsrthe Finns that drink the most coffee in the world, this must have been written by a US american.

    Shesa
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    9 hours ago

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    Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after...USA??? Trump wrote this?? https://cornercoffeestore.com/coffee-consumption-by-country/

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, lotsa coffee, but it's weak af like American slop. Italians, on the other hand, can't open their eyes without at least 2 espressos mainlined.... And when Italians make espressos, they do it seriously!

    #54

    I Have Found A Customer 😭

    Funny screenshot of an email from a laptop thief apologizing and returning a research proposal to distract from responsibilities.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I also fixed the mistakes you made in your calculations and rewrote the complete third chapter. Yes, we work on the same field. Why do you think I can't make ends meet?"

    Talis
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "P.S.: Once you realize your financial situation only gets worse, send me a message! I always have something to do for a talented henchman."

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 hours ago

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    "We aim to satisfy our clients, so we'd like to review your service experience with our representative. Please rate us on www,yelp,com."

    #55

    Yup, I Can Vouch For That

    Funny screenshot of a social media exchange joking about the meaning of GPT with playful and distracting comments.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from Polish - Gupi Pierdol Technologiczny

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generative pretrained transformer

    #57

    That’s It, I’m Out

    Tweet about not wanting technology to advance further, shown with futuristic robots, a funny screenshot for distraction.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in surgery. Technology in surgery can advance as much as it likes.

    ChickenWhisperer39
    Community Member
    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it’’s all that unpopular…

    #58

    Grandparents Are A Blessing ♥️

    Elderly man winking at a child with a heartfelt story about candy and happiness, funny screenshots for distraction.

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    #59

    A Dream

    Group of professionals in a meeting with a laptop showing a funny screenshot about tax refund as a free loan to the government.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a country where you get any refund at the end of every month automatically, like the UK. They do tax sensibly there.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or,if you're PAYE, like me, you pay the correct amount every payday. Those f*****g crazy Brits,eh?

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    #60

    Having Sudoku Knowledge In 2025 Is Elite

    A funny screenshot of a tweet about solving a sudoku puzzle quickly, perfect for distraction and humor.

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    #61

    Yes That Too, Jeremy 😭

    Funny screenshot of a Twitter conversation about dating challenges, showing humorous and sarcastic replies to distract from responsibilities.

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    #62

    The Only Billionaire Who Paid Their Tax

    Woman holding oversized lottery check for 492 million in funny screenshots to distract you from responsibilities

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only". But also, where I live, winnings are tax-free.

    ChickenWhisperer39
    Community Member
    12 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey some is better than none you know?

    joseph legatt
    Community Member
    8 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for comparison how much of Musk's billion dollar salary does he get to keep?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that losing two thirds of the winnings is a terrible quota, but since the remaining third is still nearly 500 MILLION dollars I'd say she'll survive the disappointment. I'd still like to know how exactly the fees and taxes got added up here, i.e. which companies and institutions will receive which cut.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    12 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps, but I'd still be pretty píssed at paying the taxman. In the UK, you can win up to about £200 million on the Euromillions lottery tax free, and remain anonymous.

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    #64

    You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

    Funny screenshot of a Twitter post about a changing Spotify playlist, perfect for distraction from responsibilities.

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    #67

    Never Give Up The Seat You Paid For 🗣️

    Woman on plane refusing to give up window seat shares funny screenshot to distract from responsibilities.

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    #68

    Such Luxurious Life

    Minimalist room with mattress and computer setup, funny screenshot highlighting peak male living experience humor.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a second mattress in case you get lucky.

    Riaan van der Walt
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and so clean. Just need more monitors, maybe a racing simulation setup and of course a big tv.

    #69

    Role Model

    Older man holding box looking thoughtful beside a funny screenshot about a coworker quietly retiring from work.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't happen where I work. As soon as HR (sorry, ''people & culture') knows someone is leaving, for whatever reason, they send out a company-wide email. I don't know many of the people outside of my local area, let alone the ones in other states, but I still get informed when they leave.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    2 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I fully intend to go. No fuss, no fanfare.

    #70

    You Can Do It, Girl!

    Large snake on toilet seat in bathroom with funny screenshot about gender equality and household roles.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited)

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    Well, in my house, my dad would be running a mile to get away. At my mum's house, my stepdad would be assessing whether it was a python (which he has owned in the past) before deciding whether he needs the snake catcher. If we were relying on gender equality, both my mum and myself would be shutting the door and calling the snake catcher asap, unless my stepdad stepped in first. I'm not sure if my dad would step foot in the house again though.

    #71

    Bayleaf Doing Bayleaf Things🍃

    Woman adding a bay leaf to a pot of soup with humorous text about funny screenshots distracting from responsibilities.

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    #72

    And I Sleep Through The Weekends

    Person looking sad on couch with a humorous social media caption, a funny screenshot to distract from responsibilities.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. But it happened. NEVER GIVE UP!

    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH me not posting pictures INCREASES the chances

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I'm not expecting it, but it's what I tell my mum when she starts mentioning 'nice single' guys to me. If I meet someone, so be it, but I'm not looking.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THREE friends? How much more choice do you need? Even with two of them married...? 😆

    #73

    I’m A Man And I’d Do It Too😭

    Funny screenshots of cookies, mugs, and a humorous tweet about gossip used to distract from responsibilities.

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    #74

    That’s A Classic

    Young woman with clown makeup smiling next to a funny screenshot about an unexpected holiday dinner invite.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What you get for playing stupid games

    #76

    Hurts ;_;

    Couple under umbrella with a funny screenshot about dating and struggling guy to distract you from responsibilities.

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    #77

    The Consequences

    Man in a gray suit sitting at a restaurant table with a funny social media post about restaurants and washing dishes.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the minimum wage dishwashers (likely) receive you might go easy on the dessert, lest you spend your next years chained to the sink.

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the NYC influencer who kept refusing to pay for her meals...

    #81

    I Mean, It’s Subjective

    Actor smoking with a humorous screenshot about Karens on delayed flights and $200 vouchers for funny screenshots.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karens have those DnD alignments. A Lawful Good Karen gets you a $200 voucher while a Chaotic Evil Karen is the one who's responsible for the flight being delayed.

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    #82

    I Forgot My Work Password Last Christmas

    Funny screenshot showing a tweet about holiday days and "The Void" confusing people after Christmas and New Year's celebrations.

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    Lucy Covington
    Community Member
    Premium
    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dec 26 is Boxing Day for us in the UK.

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    37 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dec 26: Boxing Day, or St Stephen’s Day.

    #83

    Mom Pls ;_;

    Man holding a large plant with a funny screenshot showing a cruel comment about carrying a plant to replace wasted oxygen.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom once told me that I'm "absolutely useless for everyday / practical life" and I was like "Never before I've been so offended by something I 100% agree with" 😆

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Among many other things, my father called me (bellowed at 5am) that I was a fkn fat lazy little bit.ch. This was on Easter sunday. I'd worked a 20-hr (5am Good Friday to 1am saturday) day as a kitchen hand at a highway roadhouse/servo (always frantically busy, especially on the Easter long weekend). I was a bit slow getting up to start work at 6am and unintentionally woke His Majesty. I was 14.

    #84

    My Plans For 2026

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    11 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you know, tell them to mind their own business?

    #86

    Glowing outline of a human figure leaving a solid body, illustrating funny screenshots about distraction and responsibilities.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I'm sure it used to happen to me the night before...

    #87

    Peak Sibling Behaviour

    Funny screenshot of a birthday poll with options nothing, absolutely nothing, and my sister is my gift, causing distraction.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant a Dodge Charger, of course.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, will we a baby sister?"

    #88

    *without Tipping

    Brown paper bag, foil-wrapped burger, cup of fries, and drink on a table illustrating 100 funny screenshots distraction.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luxury in 1935: ha ha, just kidding! There wasn't any.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are my eyes going bad or is that 8 in "1980" upside down? 🤨 (Also: I need a squinting emoji)

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luxury in 1980 - being able to afford a ten year old second hand beat up car with rust and serious mechanical problems. Brakes fail completely without any warning. Steering goes in opposite direction to steering wheel. Engine blows up twice in a fortnight. Total luxury.

    #89

    I’ll Let Myself Out

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    #90

    Venezuela’s President Got Bamboozled

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    #91

    Please Chill While I Rash Drive

    Couple smiling in car with funny driving-related social media screenshots showing humorous relationship moments.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd expect you to say "press the brake" but that's just me....

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    #92

    Bro’s Not Coming Home 😭

    Plate with a plain cooked meat, corn, shredded cheese, and cauliflower, a funny screenshot about home cooked dinner.

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    Riaan van der Walt
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken ( I hope it is chicken) looks raw and dry at the same time. Great cooking skills to get to that level.

    #93

    Teenager complaining about lack of sleep while secretly staying up late on phone, a funny distraction meme screenshot.

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    JK
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because teenagers are usually up until 1am finishing a mountain of homework every day - when else are they meant to just exist and do fun stuff??

    #94

    Bro, Stfu

    Funny screenshot of a LinkedIn post showing a sarcastic success story to distract from responsibilities.

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    #95

    Choting Is Unacceptable

    Funny screenshot of a chat conversation with a humorous typo distracting from responsibilities and tasks.

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    #97

    Worth A Try

    Funny screenshot of a confused child meme reacting to a detailed PC specs request in a humorous conversation.

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    #98

    Sad State Of Affairs

    Man crying with a humorous tweet about tacos and food trucks, highlighting funny screenshots to distract from responsibilities.

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    #99

    Elon Musk Threatens To Buy Ryanair 💀

    Funny screenshot of a Twitter exchange between Ryanair and Elon Musk about Wi-Fi and service outages.

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    33 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can’t buy it anyway.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't do that, you'll never find a person whose last name is Air.

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mf so stupid he doesn't even realize that a guy named Tony RYAN started the company

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it Bob instead, Buddy -- "Bobflights."

    #100

    Classic Hr

    Smiling woman wearing a Santa hat with a humorous tweet about logging off early on Christmas Eve to spend time with family.

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    MoBeLa
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh, thank you, Mr. Scrooge, sir!"