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Same.

Ok, that’s a little clever.

I just shot Diet Coke out thru my nose, when I read about the 14 years !! That's HILARIOUS !!!!

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Aesthetically, you weren't wrong.

People will be able to tell from my heavy breathing

"It's a bit hotter than that."

That's a knotty joke

I read this to my cat. She is not amused. 😼

There's a 24-hours Chinese restaurant in our town. 'Wok Around The Clock'.

I think that little boy just threatened that man.

I think I've seen someone like herbivore.

Bwwwahaha

The piece of broccoli you're eating had a whole family tree.

How about ya throw the coffin and see how many are next?

But the chocolate severely underperforms in the shower.

Ba dum tss

😂

My parents pull that on my siblings a lot XD

Or a serial killer farting while you are playing dead.

Well, they switched cow milk and butter for something else.

Finally, a scientific explanation for the pyramids. /j

lol!

That's what the Chinese want you to think! Wake up Sheeple!

In fairness, he did only run on two legs. Maybe his front legs are where all the speed is?

I'm very xennial, I'm in therapy for the few feelings I have.

That large man needs a kitten in his basket.

This joke is too damn funny!!!!! (no shocker there)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like this one. Going to have to get a t-shirt with that on it now.

I don't remember anything after that.

My cat would love that

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It's the cost of living for whoever pays for the funeral because they didn't have the foresight to die first.

If humanity even makes it to 5050

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Worth a try. Thanks.

I'm a girl but LMAO Bangkok hehe

Forest would never talk like that!

Could be China, could be our American education system.

“Gullible” is the only English word in common usage that does not appear in any dictionary.

I'm surprisingly dad for a middle aged childless woman

We got a Doberman Pinscher, and boy does he annoy my wife for some reason.

"But Officer! I was just doing what the sign told me to!"

This whole post is brilliant 🤣

Put them in, and put it on. (You too, older guys.)

I think SHE is holding HIS hand so he doesn’t wander off after shiny objects.

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Too true.

So that's why I'm single, I don't shop at walmart.

Plot twist: that's not his wife

Ha ha! He found the G parking space!

I didn't either :(

Pun Heaven right here! :D

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Don't forget the rubber mat.

You bring the peanut butter. Your printer will bring the jam.

This just proves that we are indeed living in tough times.

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I'll often order a salad, and it comes with a knife and fork. My usual comment: "If I need a knife to eat a salad, someone's not doin' something right!"

Ok, Rodney Dangerfield.

Words written on signs, is sign language

Except it's usually my dog and now I'm awake

Maybe e.www.gas is this man’s website.

Seems legit.

why isn't this higher...it's funny as $#!T

Looks more like she's having quintuplets!!!!!

Sounds like bull.

We like humor like Jim Jones’ glasses, DARK.

Relatives of Jim Jones' victims.

Boop the baby's belly