92 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

ROFL

Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!

Challenge accepted

A real man would have shown her!...And got three.

ROFL

Just so yes!

as the best man...its his job.

Just duck fast, when she "dishes" it back!

That's the most colorful fight ever

Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open

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I honestly think moms/wives don't actually find stuff, they just put it in an alternate dimension and then conjure it up in an obvious place

That so belongs in an episode of Family Guy or American Dad! It's just the right humour!

So romantic I can feel the love

Legend says it's still paused

Haha my boyfriend would be excited about the kitkat

hahaha great idea! will do this in future

Rofl

Yes - when it's empty, don't put it back but throw it away!

You guys doing own a tub?

Too many at the same time...

so cute!!! we need to get Lord Melbourne a top hat!!

You have an easy to deal with husband then...

I just did this two days ago :D We now have a hedgehog :)

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ROFLMAO!!!!

lol, this made me crack up

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And that my pandas is how you win

Awwww how sweet

Love is too

Omg, I can't, I just can't. I'm dying with laughter!

= married

Ahh Taco Bueno...always have to have at least 4 tacos lol and lots of salsa!!!

And it's also annoying to buy, since it takes almost a whole bag

O. M. G!

Been there...my husband and I call it the fluff cuff of 2014

Sounds like you got married to Abed from Community :P

That's why you make just one more so when he inevitably asks you don't need to say no

And IKEA furniture

After having a similar argument with my late hubby (who was a Nascar fan, and I hated the sound of those engines!!), his birthday gift a few weeks later was a wireless headphone set so he could watch his racing and I didn't have to hear it!!

sounds like someone I know

Too funny!!!

Sounds like same with Terms of Service documents. You said "I do" without reading haha. (It's in the small print )

I'm not the only one... I love him but sometimes you wanna smack the stupid out

If it were up to him folding is rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the dresser in a shelf at random

and 2 TVs...

We have no room in the fridge, no room in the cupboard Him: babe, there's nothing to eat.

I love this I haven't seen beauty and the beast since I was a child. I remember that part so clearly

and then we BOTH laughed! lol

You got it, buddy.

OMG! Hahahahahahahaha!

Its a start.....

When sexy becomes “hey there's 15 minutes before our show starts..."

There's actually 613 commandments.

and my husband laughed and laughed at this one...

I think you used al of them......

XD that's so true the longer your together the more home cooked food hits the waistline

Same here!

This is so true... "We" adopted two kittens, but they were always "my" cats when the litter box needed changing, or they scratched the sofa, or they needed a refill of water/food. To add insult to injury - they liked HIM best!!