50 Memes That Might Transport You Straight To Middle Earth

This is exactly how my son felt about LOTR. He specifically mentioned way too much description of trees. I had read the series at least 5 times by then and had never noticed. (Which is weird because Stephen King annoys me greatly for spending 1 1/2 pages describing how someone made their sandwich.)

I'm not convinced of their babysitter skills.

Shouldnt Legolas be a girl, prob scottish, the Lego-lass?

Today evolution was reduced to "noone, litteraly noone anywhere"

Actually bing tho

Only one of those fake 'Alpha Male' guys will say 'Real men don't cry'.

Hot it is, Precious.

My preciouses

Oh, I love this! After all, Smeagol lied.

Too true!

Plus…those WERE the droids you were looking for

*writes notes on arm under sleeve*

Whoever wrote this one is definitely keeping spare cords probably organized in a tote in the garage.

in Éowyn's defence, I really don't understand how ANYONE who likes men, can look at Viggo Mortensen's Aragorn and go "Pass". Simply impossible. My 11-year-old preteen self fell the second we saw him in the corner of the Prancing Pony, and 20 years later, am still just as smitten. (Although I have come to find him a lil bit too perfect of a character to be as compelling as, say, Boromir for example. Or Sam. But it's not like I wouldn't swoon like Éowyn all the same lol.)

Good one 👍

10/10 would watch

Aw!

Take the love interest out and give me Tom Bombadil!

"Listen Anakin, you just can't, man! What if that damn One Ring ends up at the Dark Side? We just can't have that mọtherfůcker get that, man!"

Grima Wormtongue? And Theoden I suppose.

Greetings to thee, foul being. Do not disturb me now, I must do this myself. BE GONE! edit: yes yes I did just make that up

Dads? I have 0 kids and boobs. I do this too. If anyone want something >99 i will need my box at my mothers house. Otherwise i got you covered 👍

I feel that

Could also be my cat when he brings me a half shrew as a snack.

Love puns!

Po-ta-toes! Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

I'm never gonna be bored with star wars prequel. I need to watch more and more about it. But Mandalorian was also great.

Enough to make First Breakfast or there'll never be Second Breakfast!

Oof

Hopefully, it's not one of those lightning dates.

LOL This literally happened to me earlier today.

Hah! As a trans girl this isn't a problem for me! I sing it all the time

Oscar! You can look at it but you can't have it.

That's everyone

I’ve watched the extended editions multiple times…with the actor commentary on. Not sorry.

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To be fair, Sauron wasn't even a big eye when Bilbo had the ring.

I told you to take the wiZAHd’s staaaf!!

Every. Single. Time.

Were these dog posts all written by mine? They sound so much like him.

And when he was your age, he was older.

This was legit one of the best jump scare scenes of all time

My dog is called Pippin.

Nothing. You shall not pass!!!

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RIP Harambe.

"What did I say? He can't hold his liquor!" Now, always remember, Pandas, "It's the dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy women!"

I don't want to start a war here but in my view they are on two different paths. One is Science Fiction, the other Fantasy, so you can like them equally without trying to compare and outdo each one.

lol did anyone else just say both out loud

It's so bad now I can't look at the pack

Wut

Enough with the damned censorship, BoredPanda. It’s beyond idiotic. Tolkien would be pissed with the amount of stupid censorship on this site.