Despite the fact that all of us have to eat fairly regularly, some folks somehow have absolutely no idea how to make unburnt rice or an egg that is actually cooked through. The best way to learn is trial and error, but sometimes a lot of error can feel disheartening.
So if you happen to feel bad about your own cooking efforts, never fear, we’ve gathered some of the worst kitchen fails from across the internet. Get comfortable as you scroll through, make sure you’ve got nothing in the oven, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own tales in the comments down below.
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My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning
Yuck I accidentally bit into an egg whilst eating peppercorns!
I Made A Mistake
Tomato Bisque Blew Up
Take rice, for example. It sounds like the easiest thing on earth, water plus grain plus heat equals dinner, and yet entire corners of the internet exist purely to mourn crunchy grains and scorched pots.
The most common culprit is simply eyeballing the water instead of measuring it, and as Taste of Home explains, a scorched pot usually means the burner was cranked way too high when the steam should have been doing all the work. Lifting the lid every few minutes to check on things doesn't help either, since that lets precious steam escape and throws off the whole process.
I Forgot Lunch In The Oven
First Time Trying To Fry Buffalo Wings. I Think It Went Pretty Well
Asked For These To Be Sliced In Half For Hot Dogs
Less harmful to the goal of making hot dogs than slicing them in half the other way. You could still slit these, and make just fine half hot dogs. The other way, they'd be ruined for anything related to a hot dog, since you absolutely need the bread connected on the side opposite the slit, or else it can't hold anything.
Eggs cause a similarly chaotic amount of kitchen carnage. Scrambled eggs in particular seem to trip people up, and it usually comes down to heat. Cranking the stove to high in the name of speed just turns soft curds into a dry, squeaky mess, and outlets like Food Republic point out that low and slow is what actually keeps eggs creamy instead of rubbery. There's also the classic rookie move of tossing eggs into a screaming hot, bone dry pan, which explains a suspicious number of internet photos showing eggs fused permanently to a skillet like some kind of modern art installation.
Sink Drain Exploded The Exact Day After I Got The Apartment Professionally Cleaned. Oh Well
This is proof that (1) there is a God, (2) he's a vindictive bástard, and (3) He hates you.
Was Away From My Apartment For One Night And I Came Home To This. Yes It Was Sewage. Yes It Filled The Entire Kitchen With Sediment
Blender Exploded As I Was Making A Smoothie
Then there's the great baking soda versus baking powder mixup, a mistake so common it practically qualifies as a rite of passage. The two look nearly identical sitting in their little containers, but they behave completely differently once heat gets involved. Baking soda needs an acidic ingredient to do its job, while baking powder already comes packed with everything it needs, according to Betty Crocker's breakdown of the two.
I Knew Those Pancakes Smelled Weird
You just invented Mexican pancakes. Now, do you put salsa or pancake syrup on them?
Making Green Oil Gone Wrong
This Is Why I Don't Cook
Swap one for the other and you might end up with a cake that stubbornly refuses to rise, or one that somehow tastes faintly of soap, which is not the dessert experience anyone signed up for. Bread baking brings its own special flavor of heartbreak, mostly thanks to yeast being a surprisingly dramatic little organism.
Mom’s Sweet Potato Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole, frozen in Carbonite, just like Momma used to make. Or a Horta. You pick.
I’m Never Going To Recover Financially From This
Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?
Water that's too hot can kill it outright, water that's too cold just makes it sluggish, and Taste of Home notes that anything above roughly 115 degrees Fahrenheit or 46 degrees Celsius can wipe out all that rising power for good. Beginners often skip proofing the yeast entirely, tossing it straight into the flour and hoping for the best, only to pull out a loaf so dense it could double as a doorstop. Patience genuinely is the secret ingredient here, even though nobody wants to hear that when they are hungry and the clock is ticking.
When You Hand Slice And Pickle 300 Chillies Only To Promptly Drop Them All On The Floor
Maybe We Should Buy A Rice Cooker
Cooking In College
And let's not forget the oven itself, which is lying to you more often than you would think. According to testing done by America's Test Kitchen, home ovens can run twenty five degrees or more off from whatever the dial claims, and that gap alone is enough to turn a batch of cookies into hockey pucks or leave a cake gooey in the middle.
I Made Coffee While I Was Still Half-Asleep
When You Become Impatient And Suddenly Leave The Syrup, It Can Be A Bad Idea
Psbattle: This Overcooked Yogurt Cake
Plenty of people bake for years without realizing their oven runs hot, quietly blaming themselves for burnt edges when the appliance was sabotaging them the whole time. A cheap oven thermometer solves this instantly, yet it remains one of the most overlooked tools in a beginner's kitchen.
I Spilled A 10lb Bag Of Rice All Over The Kitchen
My Canned Curry Sauce Exploded In My Face
My Watermelon Just Exploded, Now My Kitchen Has Juice Everywhere
None of this is meant to make anyone feel worse about their cooking journey. Every professional chef out there has a story about ruining a holiday dinner or setting off a smoke alarm at least once. Kitchen disasters are basically a universal language, and the internet has plenty of proof that even the most confident home cooks occasionally produce something completely inedible. So scroll on through, laugh at the chaos, and maybe let it serve as a gentle nudge to measure your rice, lower your egg heat, double check your leavening agents, and finally buy that oven thermometer you have been putting off. Your future dinner guests will thank you.
I’m Pretty Sure I Saw My Coworkers Soul Leave His Body This Morning
I Dropped A Pot On My Parents’ Stove Top While Putting Dishes Away
Dropped Some Eggs Down The Forbidden Abyss
Okay, So I Messed Up
Spanish Omelette Flipping Went Wrong
Keep Or Throw ? [it Does Not Leak Or Fall Over]
This Is Why I Don't Cook
While I Am Known As The Worst Cook… I Am Officially Banned From My Kitchen
Super Thankful For Smoke Detectors Tonight. My Best Guess Is That The Instant Pot Was Bumped And Somehow Turned The Front Burner On
I Don't Know How Long A Pot Has To Be On The Stove Before A Hole Is Burnt Through The Bottom Of The Pot, But I Do Know It's Too Long
Spilled All The Lettuce I Just Cut Up At Work Today
Classic Bonehead Move
I don't care *what* the package says, I *never* put a pizza directly on the rack. A pizza pan or a pizza stone, ALWAYS!
Found Out My Sink Has Been Glued To The Counter This Entire Time. I Hate It Here
I Can Smell These Olives From Here
Just Wanted A Homemade Dinner After 40 Hours Of Hospital Cafeteria
Before Bed Snack Exploded
To The Person Whose Pepper Grinder Is Broken, The Lid Of My Pepper Shaker Fell Off
My Wife Decided To Wash Our New Cutting Board
What A Lovely Surprise
Literally The Last Thing I Had To Do At Work....3 Hours Of Work Ruined
Petrified Spaghetti Anyone?
Left The Kettle On The Stove
This Is My True Crime
Nice Fire Pit
Both Juicers Broke On The First Try And Were Loaned
The Glass Bowl Exploded After 3 Minutes Of Eating
The Handle On One Of Our Basically New Kitchen Knives Melted In The Dishwasher And Fused To The Heating Element At The Bottom
When You Come Home Late From Work And Husband Announces He Might Have Had A Little Accident Making Dinner
Oops...😬 Our Rational Failed On Us In The Middle Of An Over Night Cook For Pastrami
Eggs Sacrificed At Costco To Avoid Ruining Over Toddler
Hmm
The Tiramisu Is Extra Sad
Woke Up At 5 Am To Make Eggs And Knocked Over A Bottle Of Soy Sauce
Coffee Anyone?
Picked Up The Salt Jar
My Husband Just Wanted Some Crackers And Cheese
Me With A Kilo Of Sorghum
My Great Friend Put Soup In A Crock Pot And It Wasn’t Heating Up Fast Enough, So She Put The Crock Pot On My Stove Top To Heat It Up Faster. Big Mistake
Don’t Pour Cold Water Into A Glass Dish On A Hot Stove
“Microwave And Oven Safe” But Not Safe To Make Soup Or Boil Water. I Cleaned The Water Up But Now The Stove Won’t Turn On
Apartment Oven Fried Itself In The Middle Of The Night
If the house is a rental, it’s the landlords problem. If the house/stove is owned, oven elements can be bought at most large hardware stores and changing them is a 5 minute job with a screwdriver
