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Kids say the darndest things. But have you seen what they write and do?! There’s a tiny but brilliant online community on Reddit called r/KidsWhoMeanWell that collects hilarious examples of just how direct and blunt kids can be even when they have the best intentions.

We’ve collected some of the most hilarious, bizarre, and honest things that children have ever written and done at school and at home to share with you. Scroll down to check out the funniest pics, and hopefully, it’ll remind you of how much courage we all used to have when we were little. Just think for a moment how everyone would react to you if you wrote or did things like that now.

Bored Panda wanted to learn more about honesty, authenticity, and kindness in communication, so we reached out to Andrea Bonior, Ph.D., the host of the mental health advice podcast ‘Baggage Check’ and the bestselling author of ‘Detox Your Thoughts.' Read on for our interview with her.

#1

Dream Big, Dr. King

Dream Big, Dr. King

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Flying Bacon
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3 years ago

PREACH

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    #2

    Little Kids Are The Best

    Little Kids Are The Best

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    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wish someone loved me because I'm round.

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    #3

    This Isn't Exactly What We Meant When We Told Him That He Could Look Up Puppy Training Tips On Youtube

    This Isn't Exactly What We Meant When We Told Him That He Could Look Up Puppy Training Tips On Youtube

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    The only Plueschopossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The puppy looks very concentrated and interested. Maybe it works :D

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    #4

    So Loving

    So Loving

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    Flying Bacon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Brooke is loyal!

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    #5

    Gee, Thanks Kid!

    Gee, Thanks Kid!

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Donovan has your family

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    #6

    Actual Letter From Kid

    Actual Letter From Kid

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bless their little soul

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    #7

    Some Wise Words For Mrs. Clark!

    Some Wise Words For Mrs. Clark!

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    pooping: the universal medicine

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    #8

    Stand Up For What You Believe In

    Stand Up For What You Believe In

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think trains deserve all the same rights as cars, trucks, buses, and airplanes. Equal rights for equal travel!!!

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    #9

    Hope You Make It!

    Hope You Make It!

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's the sincerely that gives it that extra zest

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    #10

    It's Just Meth

    It's Just Meth

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    meth is fun when it’s with mrs edwards

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    #11

    Lucky

    Lucky

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    Flying Bacon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is this...a threat??

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    #12

    My Friend's Son Had To Write An Apology Note To A Classmate

    My Friend's Son Had To Write An Apology Note To A Classmate

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    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Miss P should realize that an insincere apology is worse than no apology.

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    #13

    Thanks Mom

    Thanks Mom

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Finally some recognition lol

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    #14

    That Escalated Quickly

    That Escalated Quickly

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    Flying Bacon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yessss dream big thats actually my current plans :)

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    #15

    No Pie For Me, Thanks

    No Pie For Me, Thanks

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Come in peace, the child meant to write come in peace.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok. I was racking my brain wondering what pies had to do with Buzz. Upvote for uncramping my brain.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Buzz does American Pie, didn't see that crossover coming..........I'll show myself out

    Dennis Knickrehm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Non native here. It took me way too long to get what the actual message was meant to be. Just sat here for a while, whispering "I c*m in pies" to myself ^^

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is the best comment on this post so far. 😂

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    Duane Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dirty bugger lol

    Torza
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Mrs. Lightyear, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your BuzzCum Pie...

    Ashen Mccann (They/Them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    pretty dam good drawing though

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't remember that part in Toy Story

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wasn't he in "American Pie" ?

    Wendy S
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Seems like he's from The Boys.

    Amy Reyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Buzz need more practice working on Spelling

    Amy Reyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Time for a parent-teacher conference

    tired sandwich
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Delicious

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ah 'American Pie' remembered, but what about the sock ;o)

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is that why some countries banned this cartoon?? Oooooh!

    Gatorman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I knew something tasted off..

    Ronald Bradford
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No, no, no, BOSTON CREAM pie, not Buzz c- ... Nevermind. Just- I'll pass.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Out of curiosity, what is it meant to say?

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Omg 😂 also let's appreciate this amazing art- like bro u can't even draw that good

    Daniel Aronow
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Like warm apple pie.

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    trying to follow the logic with this kid....

    PJ Langley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    BWAHAHAHA!!!

    eame
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What did they mean with this one?

    William zeringue
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bavarian cream pie

    Skylar (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No, this was intentional. This was done by a child who spent too long with their older siblings.

    Step Twirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is what i get by picking up my phone instead of going back to sleep... kids a good artist btw

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Kid is much better at drawing than spelling /word choice.....or maybe not...hmm

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Love the title

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    #16

    My 6 Year Old Drew Her Dad, Me, Herself And Her Little Brother..... We’re Snorkelling

    My 6 Year Old Drew Her Dad, Me, Herself And Her Little Brother..... We’re Snorkelling

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Right... snorkeling

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    #17

    This Kid Is Going Places

    This Kid Is Going Places

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dumps like a truck...........what does that even mean? Man that was a dumb song

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    #18

    It's The Thought That Counts

    It's The Thought That Counts

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    3.5 stars

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    #19

    Letters Kids Have Sent To Soldiers (The Motherlode)

    Letters Kids Have Sent To Soldiers (The Motherlode)

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    Genericist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Gay sailor reading this: "You know... I do... I DO give the best blow jobs 🥲" *wipes away happy tear*

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    #20

    A Letter From My Daughter

    A Letter From My Daughter

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Kids are smart. And they are listening more than you know.

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    #21

    Happy Valentines Mom!

    Happy Valentines Mom!

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Hooray for Val-in-tits!

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    #22

    Roses Are Red

    Roses Are Red

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    snak

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    #23

    Can I Pet Your Titties?

    Can I Pet Your Titties?

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My niece called fish “sh*ts” when she was a toddler, as in “Aunt Ali, come see my sh*ts!”. A very interesting greeting upon my arrival to her house!

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    #24

    Dad Is The Best Cook

    Dad Is The Best Cook

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The hats not helping

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    #25

    It’s The Thought That Counts... Right? Happy Birthday!

    It’s The Thought That Counts... Right? Happy Birthday!

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    'Now, for my next trick...'

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    #26

    Gotta Help The Family Out

    Gotta Help The Family Out

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Those biches ain’t gonna do themselves.

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    #27

    Serial Killer In The Making

    Serial Killer In The Making

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dear God this reminds me of the time I let my nephew play GTA and he went home and started telling my sister and he was bashing his teddies GTA style, my sister was not impressed. Blokes a lawyer now

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    #28

    When Your Notebook Is Lost, Then You Find It

    When Your Notebook Is Lost, Then You Find It

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    ThatOnePortobelloMushroom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok but have you tried rice

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    #29

    I Mean... She’s Not Wrong?

    I Mean... She’s Not Wrong?

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And got a smiley face for the grade. 🙂

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    #30

    You And Half The Block, Kid

    You And Half The Block, Kid

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    C'mon panda! It's W-H-O-R-E!

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    #31

    Asked My Daughter To Write An Apology Letter

    Asked My Daughter To Write An Apology Letter

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is what you get, when you do not properly explain remorse in context.

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    #32

    Thank You For Protecting Our Country

    Thank You For Protecting Our Country

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
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    3 years ago (edited)

    protecting our contry

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    #33

    (X-Posting From R/Kidsarefuckingstupid On The Suggestion Of A Member Of This Sub). Bless Her, She Tried. Seems A Bit Confused On The Veteran vs. Veterinarian Thing, Though

    (X-Posting From R/Kidsarefuckingstupid On The Suggestion Of A Member Of This Sub). Bless Her, She Tried. Seems A Bit Confused On The Veteran vs. Veterinarian Thing, Though

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Kid did a solid job on the animals tho!

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    #34

    See You When You Die

    See You When You Die

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    Cardboard Box
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes, the one eyed demon dog will see you when you die. Mortals am I right?

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    #35

    I Felt Bad For The Guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    I Felt Bad For The Guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Amen

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    #36

    I'm Fine

    I'm Fine

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor kid.

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    #37

    Suddenly Penis

    Suddenly Penis

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, someone really really loves mom.

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    #38

    I Love You So Much

    I Love You So Much

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    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My son told me today that dying is no fun so he doesn't want me to die

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    #39

    My Nephew’s First Attempt At A Long Neck Dinosaur

    My Nephew’s First Attempt At A Long Neck Dinosaur

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like a very happy dinosaur

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    #40

    Hallmark's Next Top Card Writer

    Hallmark's Next Top Card Writer

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    aw how cute

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    #41

    My Daughter Writing Her Favorite Pastries

    My Daughter Writing Her Favorite Pastries

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    Cathy Lemay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I am calling someone a douchnut today. Probably softly and under my breath but it will happen.

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    #42

    So A Couple Years Back My Then Five Year Old Son Proudly Announced He Just Finished Cleaning His Room. As He Bound Out The Door To Play I Decided You See Just How Well He Did. Obviously He Nailed It

    So A Couple Years Back My Then Five Year Old Son Proudly Announced He Just Finished Cleaning His Room. As He Bound Out The Door To Play I Decided You See Just How Well He Did. Obviously He Nailed It

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That’s pretty clean for a five year old. Things are almost in drawers and they seem to be in piles too. Progress.

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    #43

    A Get Well Card My 6 Year Old Cousin Made For Her Friend Who Was Sick In Hospital

    A Get Well Card My 6 Year Old Cousin Made For Her Friend Who Was Sick In Hospital

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
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    3 years ago

    lovehart the is yoing to di

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    #44

    9 Year Olds Say The Darndest Things And Most Awesome Things!! Translation: In The Future I See Myself Being A: Preacher At Brandon's Chapel Baptist. I Would Like To Live: In The Great Smoky Mountains. I Will Drive A: 1969 Dodge Charger And Weld The Doors. I Will Be Sure To Always: Do Stunts!

    9 Year Olds Say The Darndest Things And Most Awesome Things!! Translation: In The Future I See Myself Being A: Preacher At Brandon's Chapel Baptist. I Would Like To Live: In The Great Smoky Mountains. I Will Drive A: 1969 Dodge Charger And Weld The Doors. I Will Be Sure To Always: Do Stunts!

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    Cardboard Box
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wow, I'm surprised that he or she or them knows what a 1969 dodge ranger is

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    #45

    My 13 Year Old Sons "Lifeline".... His Dad Had A Little Girl 6 Months Ago And Supposedly He Has A New Step Dad And Step Sister. I'm Not Married, Just Dating. He's A Mess

    My 13 Year Old Sons "Lifeline".... His Dad Had A Little Girl 6 Months Ago And Supposedly He Has A New Step Dad And Step Sister. I'm Not Married, Just Dating. He's A Mess

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    New dog rates above all. I concur.

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