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If you never check the comments section on the internet, this is your sign to start. There are people hiding in there who belong on a standup stage but instead chose to be devastatingly funny under a stranger’s photo of their lunch. Or a random cat video. Or a government announcement. Nothing is safe, really.
We’ve collected a whole lot of examples from “Cursed Comments” on X, and they’re all waiting below. Scroll down to read them and upvote your favorites. And don’t be shy about dropping a witty line of your own while you’re at it.
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Chihuahua Mama 11 hours ago
Does he expect people to be building a shed or hosting a drag show when he arrives?
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 13 hours ago
It’s pretty amazing though, I’m not going to lie. OP could have a future in the arts.
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Megalodon Meg 15 hours ago
I love my kids so much and it is so sweet these kiddos are watching, gripped in awe and suspense but I'd be asking them to back the f up a couple paces and let me cook 😆
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detective miller's hat 5 hours ago
My brain read this as "is the the jar kool aid man or the liquid?"
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#36
Did I say that out loud? 14 hours ago
The last time someone demanded more "living space" it didn't end well.
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BarkingSquirell 4 hours ago
I don't think there's a single thing a turtle does that is not cute.
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Crystalwitch60 7 hours ago
I borrowed him from the devil for a while, hell hounds are hard work need a lot of training so here we are 👍
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Karl der Große 4 hours ago
This is amazing. I need to spend more time looking at my shadow in case something like this happens.
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troufaki13 13 hours ago
I do this with my nephew! And then he says infinity plus infinity so then I must admit defeat 😂
Peter Bear 2 hours ago
What's really going to break your brain is that some infinities are bigger than others. For example... there's an infinite set of integers (1, 2, 3, and so on). But between any two integers, there's also an infinite number of decimals and fractions (1/2, 1/3, 1/4, and so on). So, since there's infinite decimals between any two given integers, the infinite set of decimals must be larger than the set of integers.
David Paterson 13 hours ago
Which infinity is largest? Omega, aleph null, the almost ineffable cardinal? Infinity omega is less than infinity omega plus one.
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Sue Denham 14 hours ago
No worries. Easy to add some irises and pupils. Maybe throw in a curly moustache and devil horns if you're feeling creative.
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David Paterson 13 hours ago
Black metal, let me think. Zinc and aluminium are white metals. Iron is a dark red metal. Sodium, magnesium, manganese, are black metals, I think.
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Auntriarch 10 hours ago
I make crackers for cheese out of stuff that looks like that (I am not a hamster)
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) 13 hours ago
White rabbits scare me. Yes I’ve seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, why do you ask?
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Remi (He/Him) 3 hours ago
The trick is to come back later and reread with comments
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Brian Droste 1 hour ago
On the poll question, I find them amusing, sometimes funny but don't share them.
Remi (He/Him) 3 hours ago
The trick is to come back later and reread with comments
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On the poll question, I find them amusing, sometimes funny but don't share them.
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