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If you never check the comments section on the internet, this is your sign to start. There are people hiding in there who belong on a standup stage but instead chose to be devastatingly funny under a stranger’s photo of their lunch. Or a random cat video. Or a government announcement. Nothing is safe, really.

We’ve collected a whole lot of examples from “Cursed Comments” on X, and they’re all waiting below. Scroll down to read them and upvote your favorites. And don’t be shy about dropping a witty line of your own while you’re at it.

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#1

A humorous exchange about a horse-drawn bus from the 1890s, with a savage comment.

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Did I say that out loud?
Did I say that out loud?
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45 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no way a horse took this photograph.

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    #2

    A dramatic lightning bolt striking a tall building during a dark storm, an example of savage comments about nature.

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    #3

    A hand-drawn sketch of a man holding a baby up to a painting, a humorous example of savage comments.

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    #4

    A shadow figure with dandelions for eyes, described as a surprisingly unnerving image in the savage comments.

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    #5

    A person holding a small mouse wrapped in a towel. Savage comments questioning the mouse's existence.

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    #6

    A small bird yelling at an Angry Birds figurine, showcasing savage comments and funny interactions.

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    #7

    A person playing a Nintendo Switch while lying down, with a savage comment underneath asking, 'jealous?'

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    #8

    Close-up of a white fluffy dog, with a savage comment and a humorous drawing of the dog.

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    #9

    A tweet and a savage comment from a doctor, surprised people are home during his house calls.

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    #10

    A person with glasses looks up at a savage comment about asbestos on a black text bubble.

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    #11

    A screenshot of savage comments from people with no chill, discussing space temperature in a funny exchange.

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    David Paterson
    David Paterson
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    12 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space near the Earth has four different temperatures. The temperature of the solar wind, one million degrees C. The temperature of the sunlight, about 5,600 degrees C. The bolometric temperature, about -3 degrees C. And the temperature of the microwave background, about 2 degrees K. The Earth is warmer than the bolometric temperature because of the CO2 in our atmosphere. Taking the bolometric temperature of space as THE temperature, you'd have to move closer into the Sun to find a comfortable temperature. So you're right.

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    #12

    A McDonald's menu screen showing water as out of stock, with savage comments expressing no chill.

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    #13

    A girl crying while reading savage comments about grammar mistakes, showcasing people with no chill.

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    #14

    A tweet about savage comments regarding childhood pictures ruined by someone acting like the Undertaker, depicting people with no chill.

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    Sue Denham
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    12 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries. Easy to add some irises and pupils. Maybe throw in a curly moustache and devil horns if you're feeling creative.

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    #15

    A bull terrier behind a fence with a 'Beware, I live here' sign featuring its face, inspiring savage comments.

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    Cee Cee
    Cee Cee
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    55 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous English Bull Terrier. Mine was named Pearl.

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    #16

    A woman with smeared mascara and tears on her face with a savage comment about her makeup.

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    #17

    A screenshot of a social media thread with multiple savage comments in a playful exchange.

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    David Paterson
    David Paterson
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    7 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black metal, let me think. Zinc and aluminium are white metals. Iron is a dark red metal. Sodium, magnesium, manganese, are black metals, I think.

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    #18

    A close-up of hamster food with a savage comment from a user about its generic appearance.

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    #19

    A horse with an open mouth in a stall, above a savage comment about its appearance.

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    #20

    Tweet about the world's oldest baby, showing the baby's parents and the baby, with a savage comment.

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    Jaimie Dempsey
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    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you're saying life begins at conception?

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    #21

    A Twitter post asking what happens if you microwave nothing, with a reply saying Fire, followed by the original poster's savage comment.

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    #22

    A mom and four kids intently looking at a Game Boy screen, receiving a savage comment comparing it to a Renaissance painting.

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    Megalodon Meg
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my kids so much and it is so sweet these kiddos are watching, gripped in awe and suspense but I'd be asking them to back the f up a couple paces and let me cook 😆

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    #23

    A photo of a pink smoothie with a savage comment asking if it is for losing or gaining weight.

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    #24

    A giant sushi roll, described as super sushi, with a humorous comment about sharks hoping for it instead of fiber optic cables, a savage comment.

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    #25

    A screenshot of savage comments, where one user states their goal is acres of land, not Gucci bags.

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    Did I say that out loud?
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    43 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time someone demanded more "living space" it didn't end well.

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    #26

    A meme with a background of a burning Washington D.C. and text describing savage comments about Covid, highlighting people with no chill.

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    #27

    A tweet showing images of gathered mushrooms and berries, sparking savage comments about hunting and gathering.

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    #28

    An animation still of characters facing off, with savage comments about martial arts and a great darkness.

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    #29

    A creepy, distorted drawing of a face with many eyes and mouths. A savage comment about a psych ward drawing.

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    #30

    A savage comment from a child's school worksheet that says My favorite thing to do at school is... leaving.

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    #31

    A savage comment about a Who Would Win? meme between Australian creatures and Florida Men.

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    #32

    A photographer shooting a dog on a beach, with an implied savage comment about the elaborate setup.

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    #33

    A person holding the giant ears of a white rabbit, illustrating the savage comments.

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    #34

    A meme with a person in a car and a savage comment questioning why everyone is in the car.

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    #35

    X-rays showing a stomach full of nails, with a savage comment below.

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    Jaimie Dempsey
    Jaimie Dempsey
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    26 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure he didn’t just chew them and swallow? Where does it say these are not fingernails?

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    #36

    A screenshot showing multiple savage comments on a post, including one about needing air due to asthma.

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    #37

    A before and after comparison of a facelift, with a savage comment stating, 'Looks like same.'

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    #38

    A man in a blue polo doing a hip stretch with text overlay and a savage comment.

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    34 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I tried that I'd dislocate my knee cap

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    #39

    A black dog with glowing eyes and visible teeth, illustrating a savage comment asking if it is a hell hound.

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    #40

    A Twitter conversation where a parent thanks Amazon for hiring their 12-year-old son as a driver, leading to a savage comment exchange.

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    #41

    An illustration of a man carrying a cross with a child, followed by a savage comment revealing its biblical origin.

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    #42

    A tweet with a savage comment about overcharging for a sandwich, suggesting extreme measures.

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    #43

    A restaurant review complaining about a rat, met with a savage comment from the owner saying 'That's called a mirror'.

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    #44

    A screenshot showing a savage comment about Batman saying 'y'all' in a fanfiction.

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    A screenshot showing savage comments about the Kool-Aid man, questioning if he is the jar or liquid.

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    #46

    A burning ship on water with a comment about spoilers, demonstrating savage comments from people with no chill.

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    #47

    A social media post asking 'what is the cringiest thing a man has ever said to you?' with a savage comment.

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    #48

    A screenshot of savage comments showing a person holding a packaging with nothing inside, sparking funny comments.

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    #49

    A text message conversation with savage comments, revealing a friend's lack of chill after a baby's birth.

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    #50

    A tweet and an image of a man looking serious, illustrating savage comments about a girlfriend's course and showing people with no chill.

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    #51

    A man making a peace sign, captioned People in Ancient Rome ordering 5 beers, a moment of savage comments.

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    #52

    A baby in oversized shoes and a jersey, part of savage comments by people with no chill.

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    #53

    A park with trees that appear to be 'loading chunks' with a savage comment about it.

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    #54

    A toy turtle on a laptop keyboard, looking at the screen. A savage comment about eating Excel.

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    #55

    A Twitter post with a savage comment about cows being calm despite the floor being food.

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    #56

    A text conversation with savage comments, including a picture of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

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    #57

    A humorous image showing a sewer drain with text saying Pennywise getting lazy, representing a savage comment.

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    #58

    Tweet about having a crush, with a savage comment asking to describe the crush.

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    #59

    An aerial view of Las Vegas ending abruptly, paired with a savage comment questioning the altitude.

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    #60

    A person holding a basketball with a shadow that resembles a bald man drinking a juice box, a funny image from savage comments.

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    #61

    A screenshot of savage comments with a text message and image of fish in fishnets, humorously titled FISHnets.

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    #62

    A screenshot of a savage comment and meme of Buzz Lightyear, showing a person's regret for messaging like a kid.

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    #63

    A display of birthday cards with years I heart 66 through 71, an example of savage comments on the internet.

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    #64

    A toilet and trash can with flame decals, described as what Animal Crossing developers think is cool, with savage comments.

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    #65

    Two paintings titled The Worker and The Builder, with a savage comment suggesting the woman is about to slap the man.

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    #66

    A side-by-side comparison of a pixelated image versus a clear image of Walter White, illustrating funny 1080p comments.

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    #67

    An image with the POV of finding someone attractive, below which is a savage comment left by someone with no chill.

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    A screenshot of savage comments in a chat about IQ, with someone sacrificing himself to destroy his enemy, showing people with no chill.

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    A screenshot of savage comments about pre-workout coffee and a memorable username, demonstrating people who have no chill.

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    #70

    A graph titled Titanic Annual Deaths, with a sharp spike in 1912, a visual part of savage comments.

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    #71

    A Mike Wazowski engagement ring box holding a ring and a flower. A savage comment proposing to wife Wazowski.

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    #72

    Two bathroom doors, one with an M and one with a W. A savage comment about bar bathroom signs.

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    #73

    A user's savage comment about someone getting french nails wrong on TikTok.

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    #74

    A savage comment about a Doordash delivery with a dramatic shadow of the driver.

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    #75

    A savage comment on an old tablet showing desperate messages from a Talking Tom-like app.

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    #76

    A savage comment of a cat's head on a spring with the word Boing below.

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    #77

    A 3D rendering of a confused face, illustrating a savage comment about infinity.

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    #78

    An image of a parakeet with edited wings and the text Long Live Lewis, featuring savage comments left by people with no chill.

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    #79

    A creeper plush toy from Minecraft sitting on a shelf with a savage comment above it.

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