“Kitchen Confidential”: Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets And Jokes In 77 Posts (New Pics)
If we, "normies," have learned anything from The Bear, it is that working in a professional kitchen is not for the faint-hearted. Perhaps there's less shouting and familial drama, but the stressful environment is definitely there. According to the National Restaurant Association, the restaurant and foodservice industry accounts for 10% of the U.S. total workforce.
But working in restaurants comes with its own joys and challenges. There's the high turnover rate, demanding customers, incompetent prep cooks, and accidental spills that make you want to crawl inside the Earth's crust and never come back. The folks at "Kitchen Confidential" have seen it all, and if you've ever cried in a walk-in freezer, these posts might be relatable to you, too.
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Server Came Back And Said They Had A Guest Who Was Autistic And All They Wanted Was A Tower Of Grilled Cheese. I Was More Than Happy To Oblige
I’m A Health Inspector (Sorry Everyone). This Restaurant Today Had A Walken Cooler
My son works at a restaurant that has a Christopher Walken cooler and an Ice Cube freezer.
86 Cherries
The Dedication On My New Book
I Asked One Of My Cooks To Make Deviled Eggs
Dishwasher Sheepishly Asked For Some Fries. This Is What I Made For Him
Started with a sour cream based avocado mousse followed by fries tossed in NC BBQ spice and topped New York strip, cheese, long cut pico de Gallo and chives.
We take care of our dishes around here.
I Think I've Struck Gold, This Is The View From My New Kitchen's Smoke Spot!
Buddy Texts Me After A 12 Hour Shift
God Bless
Asked For These To Be Sliced In Half For Hot Dogs
$700 Charcuterie Board We Prepped For A Client
Honor The Regulars!!!
Eyeballed My Sugar In Front Of Chef. "That's About 600g". Chef: "You Sure About That?"
A good chef would insist on accuracy, so this one is a good mentor.
Carrot Brunoise Practice: The Final Cut
Almost Cried On The Line Tonight
We did the same. She wouldn't eat anything besides hamburger meat and we just fed her fast food burgers until she was stuffed, took one last walk in the park, and took her in.
Asked My Chef How He Needed Veg Diced
Gm Told Me Cracking A Double Egg Means I Knocked Someone Up, And Brother I'm Shakin In My Nonslip Clogs
Not Mine, Stolen From Facebook But Thought You All Would Appreciate This! "Malort... Cause These Pants Aren't Gonna Shit Themselves" 😂
Made A Waitress Some Grub Past Closed After A Busy Friday, Got This Message
First Day At A Michelin Star Restaurant, Chef Had Me Whittle Some "Romaine Plugs" Is This Standard Practice Anywhere Else?
Worst Spill I’ve Had To Date
I Goofed Up
Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it Whospilledthebeans dammit!
My Coworker (Jack) Requested A Day Off
Our Pizza Cook Is Moving. Bakery Team Absolutely Killed It
When You Accidentally Happen To Be The Only Food Truck At A Massive Outdoor Market Event
Op Deleted It, But The 700 Bucks Vegetable Platter Can Never Be Forgotten!
My Chef - We Don't Need A Dish Washer It'll Be A Slow Night
The Girl Who Usually Works Sauce Asked Me Why I Was Pan Frying The Cod... This Is An Absolute 116g Monster Of A Scallop
I Just Got Hired As A Cook At A Nice Italian Restaurant. This Job Means A Lot To Me And My Girlfriend Just Surprised Me With This!! 😭❤️
Got Sent Home For Not Taking Notes During Preshift. My "Notes" Every Day Since:
Psa To My Coworkers, The Plates Should Look Like This Before You Put Them In The Dishwasher
Painfully Accurate 💯
For Halloween, I Dressed Up As The Guy Who Spilled 4l Of Extra Reduced Down Lobster Stock
Seriously, Michael. I'm Done
Who Woulda Thought?
This Is A Real Knife That Is Used By The Fish Cutter At My Current Job. He's Been Using It For 35 Years
Bleach To “Sanitize” Lettuce? Is That A Thing Or Is My Boss Poisoning People?
Satakans:
To my understanding (not in the US so check your local regulations), bleach in a MEASURED ratio is acceptable for things like cleaning produce and to serve as sanitizer solution during service.
But again, this should be measured not just chuck a capful in a sink of water and hope for the best.
I've done that before, years ago, and the lettuce will always got rinsed/washed afterwards
Meatball Braise…
They don't know what they are serving, Not good, what if a customer asked about the sauce because they like it.
Laugh Reacts Only
I Got 99 Problems And A Touch Screen Fryer Is One Of Them!!!
I Work In An Upscale Seafood Restaurant And Get Order Like This All Day
What Do You Call This Thing For Clearing The Fryers? I Got In Trouble With The Gm For Calling It The “Abortionator”
goshyarnit:
Lovingly referred to as "have you seen the fryer... stick... hook... thing" while vaguely gesturing it's size with your hands.
This Is Why We Hate People
But crab is considered shellfish? Who would order like that (or serve it)?
This Is Insane I Just Got Handed A Laminated Allergy Sheet For 1 Single Person
What does it matter? They either order or don't eat. I have allergies, and eat out only if I know I can order safely.
Frick Doordash Special Requests Idgaf If You’re A Regular Or Say Thank You
Regulars with these demands, need to find another place to eat. There's always better customers.
Coworker Roasted My Knife Over The Burner So He Can Cut Styrofoam
Server Came To The Back With This Note Asking What We Can Make Her 😭
I'd Hire
I Was So Confused Seeing A $99 Kids Meal
No. Thats not how kids meals work for a business.. and anyone who runs their business with that is failing. I order a kids meal because I can't eat a full meal and I don't believe in waste.
Drunk Man Was Convinced The Foh Woman Was His Soulmate
My Dishwasher Is A Prisoner Of The Dish Pit
15 Y/O Son Made This
Donning Her Bandaid Bikini As To Not Offend The Monks At My Job
Coworker Was Asked To Slice Strawberries. Now We’ve Got Six Quarts Of Anuses
Asked The New Guy To Put Ice In The Soda Fountain Machine
Cover Letter Strong Af
Heat Stroke On My First Day
I admit, I quit a place that had an average temp of 95f by the grill, and even worse when washing dishes in extra hot water. I nearly fainted, and walked off the job when my requests for a fan were ignored. Apparently since all my co-workers were fresh Phillipinos, they were used to it and were too afraid to complain, so management didn't bother to get a fan.
Someone Cut The Front Off My Cake The Night Before The Order Was Due
Why Is This So Accurate…
Cutting A Cup Of Chives Ever Day Until This Reddit Says They’re Perfect. Day 3
Title
This Is Staging Behind My Store And My Staff Just Dipped Out…
Chef Burned A Case And A Half Of Duck
I Am Not Prep Cook. I Am Chip Girl
My GF Wanted To Be Cute And Bought Me A Chef Knife
When A Server Is Complaining To You About "Only" Making $200 In Tips In Their 5 Hour Shift
Just Witnessed Some Big Bug Kamikaze Directly Into My Fryer. Don’t Worry I’m Discarding The Oil
Apparently This Is A "Massive Mess" That Is "Wasting Product" And Will "Throw Off Inventory For The Week"
How The Bartender Labels Their Fruit
How My Italian Chef Responded Before Seeing I Dropped The Bomb My Grandma Had Cancer😭
How Fd Am I?
Weird Marks While Cleaning The Flattop?
You mean you placed the sponge randomly in the surface while wiping it?
Mid Service Last Night, One Of My Cooks (Mildly Stoned) Slowly Walks Up To Me, Giggling, And Goes "I Made This For You"
Op"He was cutting pork belly, this was all the rendered fat in the pan. F****n love this kid"
