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The internet has brought us a lot of things. Memes, virtual friendships, cat videos, and a wealth of information right at our fingertips. Gone are the days of traipsing to a library and paging through a heavy encyclopedia to find the answers to our burning questions.

Wikipedia has more than 66 million articles across 342 languages, covering everything under the sun. Over 7 million of them are in English. According to Pew Research Center, it would take someone around 38 years to read all of them. But given that a few hundred more are added every day, you'll be in your twilight years by the time you're done.

While you may think Wikipedia is the best place to get accurate information online, it’s important to note that it’s run by thousands of volunteers, and pretty much anyone can contribute. Despite dedicated editors patrolling the site, some questionable entries often slip through the cracks.

An IG account called Depths of Wikipedia is the first to note that "Wikipedia is weird!" and to drive home that point, it posts some of the most bizarre articles spotted on the page. Here are some of the funniest...

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    Jester's privilege Wikipedia page excerpt describing the right to mock without punishment

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    Heffalump
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even mediaeval monarchs understood that without someone like this in their entourage they would end up like Trump or Musk.

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    It's easy to get sucked into the never-ending Wiki-hole. And with more than 7 million English articles, it's also easy to get completely lost.

    What may have begun as necessary research for a school or work project can quickly spiral into an interesting 2 a.m. read about the paleontological classifications of capybaras - something you never knew you needed to know. And you probably didn't, but here we are sacrificing sleep for a deep dive into the depths of Wikipedia...

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    "With a total word count of over 5 billion words, it would take one person about 38 years to read every English Wikipedia article," reveals the Pew Research Center. But there are hundreds more articles added to the site every day, so that 38 years can easily increase dramatically.

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    #6

    Got the morbs Victorian era slang for temporary melancholy explained on Wikipedia

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    RamiRudolph
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did they say "It's morbin time!" when they got it?

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    Wikipedia turned 25 this year, and since its launch, the site has seen its fair share of controversies. By Wikipedia's own admission, its "open-editing model, which allows any user to edit its encyclopedic pages, has led to concerns such as the quality of writing, the amount of vandalism, and the accuracy of information on the project."

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    While a dedicated team of editors does police the articles, it's impossible for them to catch everything in time. And some of the stuff that slipped through the cracks has caused everything from first- and secondhand embarrassment to collective roars of laughter.

    #8

    Wikipedia page excerpt about the phrase I'm not a scientist used by politicians

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    NightOwlPanda
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should listen to the people who are scientists.

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    #9

    Wikipedia page showing The staff ate it later caption on slice of strawberry cake

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasting food is bad, so... well done, Japan.

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    British pop star Robbie Williams was once left reeling after vandals edited his Wikipedia page with a rather bizarre and shocking addition. It claimed that the singer ate hamsters in a pub for a living “in and around Stoke.”

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    Then there was the Sepp Blatter incident. Someone updated the Swiss former football administrator's name to Joseph "Sepp Bellend" Blatter. "This hoax nickname added to Blatter’s entry resulted in the South African government unwittingly referring to FIFA President Sepp Blatter as a 'Bellend' — a popular British slang name for the tip of a [male private part]," reports Memeburn.

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    In 2008, the Telegraph reported that an entire village had fallen victim to Wikipedia hackers. "Readers of the site have been misinformed that Denshaw is the home to an obese population of sun-starved, sheep-hurling yokels with a brothel for a pub and a lingering tapeworm infection," read the Telegraph's article.

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    And the hackers didn't stop there...

    #14

    Goat tower structure in Illinois with goats on spiral steps

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    Lukas (f​u​ck/tra​ns​pho​b​es)
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, these are real? I never questioned them in Goat Simulator... time to look up this Wikipedia page.

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    At the time, the Wikipedia entry claimed that Denshaw, a village on the northeastern fringe of Greater Manchester, "attracts people from many different locations mainly due to the competitive sports held in the village including rock rolling, cow shooting and sheep hurling."

    It added that "Due to the complex hill formations surrounding the village, sunlight is only visible for four hours a day, some say a contributory factor in the local population's health problems such as obesity and severe malnurishment (sic)."

    Wikipedia has since deleted the fake information.

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    #16

    Wikipedia list documenting wrong anthem incidents including Kazakhstan parody

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite stories is how at a friendly match in 2014, Linkin Park's 'Numb' was played instead of the Maltese national anthem.

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    #17

    Wikipedia page about thinking about the immortality of the crab Spanish idiom

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Czechs have the same, except cockroach instead of crab

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    Then there was the time a teacher discovered that Wikipedia's entry on Plato read that he was an ancient Hawaiian weather man and surfer, writer of Cosmo Girls, and founder of Punahou in Ancient Florida. And we just have to hope that not too many unsuspecting students got caught out while doing research for school projects.

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    Wikipedia description explaining crepe as a thin type of pancake

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    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation for the French part: "Pancake. Type of crepe. A pancake is a type of crepe that is thicker and of smaller diameter"

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    Despite the blunders, Wikipedia still remains a hugely popular source of information for people around the world. According to Pew, the site's articles have been viewed a total of 1.9 trillion times in the past decade, or about 508 million views per day on average.

    Wikipedia’s article on President Donald Trump is the most-viewed English-language page, with around 300 million views over the last decade. The site's Wikipedia: Popular Pages reveals that Trump became the first person ever to reach 200 million views, and his was the overall second most popular page only after the United States' one.

    #22

    Chemical structure of benzene discovered from dream by Friedrich Kekulé

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a dream about ouroboroi?

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    #23

    1970 lawsuit filed against God for negligence after lightning strike on house

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    Kaz
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    10 hours ago

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    Free money strategy unlocked.

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    "On January 20, 2021, the day he left office and refused to attend Biden's inauguration, he surpassed the United States for the all-time lead among the ranked pages in what we know as the first change of the leading page," reads Wikipedia.

    "The 2021 storming of the United States Capitol gave him the decisive push," it adds. "By notable contrast, his predecessor Barack Obama did not reach the U.S. during his two terms. Joe Biden debuted on the list on November 12, 2020."

    May Wikipedia continue to grow, giving us valuable information while providing some unexpected laughs and secondhand embarrassment as well.

    #25

    Wikipedia list showing discontinued Guinness World Records with reason speed limits

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    Top Notcher
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In speedrunning there are always different categories based on some restriction or another. I think this would be such a thing: fastest to drive around the world without breaking the speed limit.

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    #28

    Nuclear pasta types and explanation from astrophysics and nuclear physics

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's theorized that if you fall into a black hole, you get "spaghettified" (not as fun as it sounds).

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    #29

    Definition of idiot plot in literary criticism involving characters acting foolishly

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot plots for humoristic purposes can be excellent though and the critics shouldn't take everything so seriously

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    #33

    Chicago rat hole sidewalk rat-shaped hole viral phenomenon

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a definite case of 'not my job" and just asphalt over it

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    #36

    Wikipedia page excerpt about Tsundoku, the habit of acquiring reading materials and not reading them

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    Chich the witch
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I plead? Guilty? or guilty as hell?

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    #38

    Text describing one of the earliest bar jokes from Sumerian culture

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dog had its eyes closed, so it said it would open one eye to be able to see... just a personal theory.

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    #39

    List of twice-baked foods featuring toast with googly eyes

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    Saint_Zipcodus (oh / no)
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is literally a twice-baked food in Germany called "Twice Baked" (Zwieback)

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    #44

    Public Universal Friend genderless evangelist Wikipedia article excerpt

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Gender identity and pronoun use has been around a lot longer than certain people would have you believe.

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    #46

    Wikipedia page about Penelope platypus known for faking pregnancy

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T'would appear that shítty partners exist in other species too.

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    #49

    Wikipedia article excerpt on Paris syndrome with Eiffel Tower image at sunset

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In movies, every room, in every building, has a mandatory window that looks directly at the Eiffel Tower :P

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    #50

    Water tower in Gas Kansas with slogan about enjoying gas

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    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    33 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't it give headache, how can someone enjoy headache

    #52

    Wikipedia article explaining the liking gap in social perception

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a seminar once where they had people go around a room and write things about each other on a paper on the wall. This really highlighted the liking gap.

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    #53

    Wikipedia entry for idiom you can't have your cake and eat it in other languages

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    Enea
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German: Wasch mich, aber mach mich nicht nass. - Wash me but don't get me wet.

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    #54

    Fidel Castro's dairy products obsession on Wikipedia page

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you can not only fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese but also caribbean dictators. Who knew?

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    #56

    Mr. Ouch hazard symbol representing electrical dangers by NEMA

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is Mr Ouch the person suffering the ouch, or the anthropomorphic electricity inflicting the ouch?

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    #59

    Wiktionary entry for jorjor wel, internet slang for George Orwell

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he was right... Newspeak is real.

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    #61

    Disambiguation of slashed zero and slashed letter O on Wikipedia page

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not listed the letter ø which is pronounced like ö :)

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    #64

    Wiktionary entry explaining Spanish phrase used for poor Spanish knowledge

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one for beginners in French was always. Ou est la plume de ma tante.

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    #65

    Wikipedia page showing Muhamed horse known for cube roots math ability

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    Deborah
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall correctly, a number of "numerically brilliant" horses were responding to subtle clues from their trainers. Which the trainers oftentimes didn't know they were giving.

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    #67

    Ship of Theseus pop music example with Sugababes band member replacements

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like K-Pop producers have taken notice, which is why the performers all have to undergo extensive plastic surgery to look basically identical, which makes them easier to replace without the fanbase noticing.

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    #69

    Wikipedia article excerpt about Osama Vinladen Peruvian footballer

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would sue my parents for the money to change my name

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    #71

    Wikipedia pH article about disputed meaning of letter p

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taught it stood for "potential of hydrogen" but nobody ever explained why

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    #73

    Wikipedia page about Haru Urara, a Japanese racehorse known for consecutive losses

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    Corwin 02
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    Guess they made a nice batch of glue

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    #75

    Nowhere girls term describing women with no money job education prospects or friends

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one is like adding insult to the injury :D

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    #81

    Calzone pizza sliced with olives and tomato on a white plate

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please for the love of god don't call it that.

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