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The internet has brought us a lot of things. Memes, virtual friendships, cat videos, and a wealth of information right at our fingertips. Gone are the days of traipsing to a library and paging through a heavy encyclopedia to find the answers to our burning questions.

Wikipedia has more than 66 million articles across 342 languages, covering everything under the sun. Over 7 million of them are in English. According to Pew Research Center, it would take someone around 38 years to read all of them. But given that a few hundred more are added every day, you'll be in your twilight years by the time you're done.

While you may think Wikipedia is the best place to get accurate information online, it’s important to note that it’s run by thousands of volunteers, and pretty much anyone can contribute. Despite dedicated editors patrolling the site, some questionable entries often slip through the cracks.

An IG account called Depths of Wikipedia is the first to note that "Wikipedia is weird!" and to drive home that point, it posts some of the most bizarre articles spotted on the page. Here are some of the funniest...

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    #3

    Jester's privilege Wikipedia page excerpt describing the right to mock without punishment

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    Heffalump
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    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even mediaeval monarchs understood that without someone like this in their entourage they would end up like Trump or Musk.

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    It's easy to get sucked into the never-ending Wiki-hole. And with more than 7 million English articles, it's also easy to get completely lost.

    What may have begun as necessary research for a school or work project can quickly spiral into an interesting 2 a.m. read about the paleontological classifications of capybaras - something you never knew you needed to know. And you probably didn't, but here we are sacrificing sleep for a deep dive into the depths of Wikipedia...

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    "With a total word count of over 5 billion words, it would take one person about 38 years to read every English Wikipedia article," reveals the Pew Research Center. But there are hundreds more articles added to the site every day, so that 38 years can easily increase dramatically.

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    Wikipedia turned 25 this year, and since its launch, the site has seen its fair share of controversies. By Wikipedia's own admission, its "open-editing model, which allows any user to edit its encyclopedic pages, has led to concerns such as the quality of writing, the amount of vandalism, and the accuracy of information on the project."

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    While a dedicated team of editors does police the articles, it's impossible for them to catch everything in time. And some of the stuff that slipped through the cracks has caused everything from first- and secondhand embarrassment to collective roars of laughter.

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    Wikipedia list documenting wrong anthem incidents including Kazakhstan parody

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    Kaz
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite stories is how at a friendly match in 2014, Linkin Park's 'Numb' was played instead of the Maltese national anthem.

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    British pop star Robbie Williams was once left reeling after vandals edited his Wikipedia page with a rather bizarre and shocking addition. It claimed that the singer ate hamsters in a pub for a living “in and around Stoke.”

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    Then there was the Sepp Blatter incident. Someone updated the Swiss former football administrator's name to Joseph "Sepp Bellend" Blatter. "This hoax nickname added to Blatter’s entry resulted in the South African government unwittingly referring to FIFA President Sepp Blatter as a 'Bellend' — a popular British slang name for the tip of a penis," reports Memeburn.

    #12

    Nuclear pasta types and explanation from astrophysics and nuclear physics

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's theorized that if you fall into a black hole, you get "spaghettified" (not as fun as it sounds).

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    In 2008, the Telegraph reported that an entire village had fallen victim to Wikipedia hackers. "Readers of the site have been misinformed that Denshaw is the home to an obese population of sun-starved, sheep-hurling yokels with a brothel for a pub and a lingering tapeworm infection," read the Telegraph's article.

    And the hackers didn't stop there...

    At the time, the Wikipedia entry claimed that Denshaw, a village on the northeastern fringe of Greater Manchester, "attracts people from many different locations mainly due to the competitive sports held in the village including rock rolling, cow shooting and sheep hurling."

    It added that "Due to the complex hill formations surrounding the village, sunlight is only visible for four hours a day, some say a contributory factor in the local population's health problems such as obesity and severe malnurishment (sic)."

    Wikipedia has since deleted the fake information.

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    Then there was the time a teacher discovered that Wikipedia's entry on Plato read that he was an ancient Hawaiian weather man and surfer, writer of Cosmo Girls, and founder of Punahou in Ancient Florida. And we just have to hope that not too many unsuspecting students got caught out while doing research for school projects.

    #19

    Text describing one of the earliest bar jokes from Sumerian culture

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks very much like there might be a double meaning in there

    Despite the blunders, Wikipedia still remains a hugely popular source of information for people around the world. According to Pew, the site's articles have been viewed a total of 1.9 trillion times in the past decade, or about 508 million views per day on average.

    Wikipedia’s article on President Donald Trump is the most-viewed English-language page, with around 300 million views over the last decade. The site's Wikipedia: Popular Pages reveals that Trump became the first person ever to reach 200 million views, and his was the overall second most popular page only after the United States' one.

    #23

    Wikipedia list showing discontinued Guinness World Records with reason speed limits

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    Top Notcher
    Community Member
    35 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In speedrunning there are always different categories based on some restriction or another. I think this would be such a thing: fastest to drive around the world without breaking the speed limit.

    "On January 20, 2021, the day he left office and refused to attend Biden's inauguration, he surpassed the United States for the all-time lead among the ranked pages in what we know as the first change of the leading page," reads Wikipedia.

    "The 2021 storming of the United States Capitol gave him the decisive push," it adds. "By notable contrast, his predecessor Barack Obama did not reach the U.S. during his two terms. Joe Biden debuted on the list on November 12, 2020."

    May Wikipedia continue to grow, giving us valuable information while providing some unexpected laughs and secondhand embarrassment as well.

    #26

    Wikipedia article excerpt about Osama Vinladen Peruvian footballer

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    51 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would sue my parents for the money to change my name

    #28

    Chicago rat hole sidewalk rat-shaped hole viral phenomenon

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    51 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a definite case of 'not my job" and just asphalt over it

    #33

    Disambiguation of slashed zero and slashed letter O on Wikipedia page

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not listed the letter ø which is pronounced like ö :)

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    #39

    Wikipedia page about Penelope platypus known for faking pregnancy

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T'would appear that shítty partners exist in other species too.

    #41

    Man stacking 21 black hats on a fire hydrant as a quirky act

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems very sensible to me.

    #45

    Shizo Kanakuri Japanese marathon runner with longest time to complete marathon

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    Chich the witch
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    59 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    54 years 8 months 6 days 5 hours 32 minutes 20.3 seconds

    #47

    1970 lawsuit filed against God for negligence after lightning strike on house

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    48 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But collecting is going to be difficult, I sincerely doubt the Pope is going to pick up the tab

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    #57

    Wikipedia entry for idiom you can't have your cake and eat it in other languages

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    Giano
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italiano: (non puoi) avere la botte piena e la moglie ubriaca

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    #63

    Mr. Ouch hazard symbol representing electrical dangers by NEMA

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is Mr Ouch the person suffering the ouch, or the anthropomorphic electricity inflicting the ouch?

    #69

    Wikipedia page about Haru Urara, a Japanese racehorse known for consecutive losses

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they made a nice batch of glue

    #75

    Table of emoticons representing famous personalities

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, these are incredible.

    #79

    Definition of idiot plot in literary criticism involving characters acting foolishly

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot plots for humoristic purposes can be excellent though and the critics shouldn't take everything so seriously

    #80

    Chess on a really big board with a 16x16 grid and pieces arranged for play

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    45 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain these pieces...