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What is the truth and what is a lie, you think to yourself every time you see a headline. A goat married a boat after their owner got abducted by aliens? Sounds about right. Healthcare to become free for all? Yeah, this one can’t be true. 

One place has compiled some of the best news headlines that just make you wonder what kind of a floating rock in space we’re actually on. That place is the Twitter page fittingly called “Insane Internet Headlines.” Some are quite funny, while others seem bonkers beyond belief. Yet, they're always entertaining.

As always, upvote your favorites, leave some comments, and write your own crazy headline just to see what it’s like. And if by the end of this list you're craving a little more chaos, Bored Panda has you covered with a link to another article. Now let’s get into it! 

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Anna Demkovych
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3 years ago

a true hero.

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    BetterBitterButter
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    3 years ago

    Amazing!

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    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago

    Great work, not an insane headline

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And he survived! He saw the house on fire while out getting gas and immediately pulled up to help. His name is Nicholas Bostic. He guided the first four children out safely and when they told him a 6 year old was still in the house he went back into the fire and saved her.

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    BRUSSEL SPROUT PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not all heroes wear grapes

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is straight out of a dark romance

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hahaha. "Kangaroo in France steals cheese and 3 bottles of wine, gets wasted, fights Caro Caro" :D

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My cat's photo would be titled "food thief of the month"

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago

    Oh boy.... did he get to pee anyway?

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    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A more fulfilling life than most humans would lead

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    A_Cat_To_The_Past
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    3 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's cruel!

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    Oliver
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    3 years ago (edited)

    I love this story

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    This is actually quite wholesome!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Once a good girl, always a good girl.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You can tell he really regrets it, it was his best friend at a time.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's a kind kid!

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    David Martin
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    3 years ago

    That police statement is the best thing ever said/written in the history of history

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    spoookyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    oh really?

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    Let’s Go Brandon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah, that’s still a crime. What a mess..

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    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    True

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ....what? Is this some lifehack I can try too?

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He found a reason to live

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Fact Check: Teen Did NOT Sleep With His Bullies' Mothers To 'Assert Dominance': https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/05/fact-check-teen-did-not-sleep-with-his-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance.html

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    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When you realise goats aren't even meant to be hunted...

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    Ruby
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    3 years ago

    I mean, if you add them together?

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Don't want to pull a muscle!

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Imagine explaining this to the feds "Sir, it was'nt a pistol I swear! You can see for yourself!"

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    Oais Wright
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    3 years ago

    Is there some article explaining what was happening to her during these 51 year? Would be interesting to read.

    G R
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    She had no idea she was missing/kidnapped. She thought the woman who raised her was her biological mother. She had a bad childhood and wasn't allowed to go outside, and wound up running away from home at 15 and making her own way in the world.

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago

    Aaawww. Sad that she missed out of so much.

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What would you even do at that point? You barely even know your child and never got to raise her. It's almost a stranger that you now live with.

    B Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Many kids and bio parents feel like a piece of them is missing until they meet. Maybe it's just a great friendship now?.

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is wholsome!

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Her name is Melissa Highsmith. She went missing on the 23/08/1971 when she was 22 months old. If you want to know more, there is an Instagram account for her (finding__melissa)

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You have to wonder, how often did such things like this happen back then? I was born in 72 to a highly dysfunctional family and often daydreamed that my real family were looking for me.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Awesome stuff! Never give up: https://www.missingkids.org/blog/2022/we-found-her-baby-melissa-abducted-51-years-ago

    PattyK
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So why is this insane?

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    she was missing for 51 years. most children are killed after a day when kidnapped so they were incredibly lucky to find her

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    Shawn Upchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How is this a loony headline to make you laugh out loud??

    Michael Sanders
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    3 years ago

    I swear these have me dying laughing. Ok for the people in the back I am not laughing at these actual stories, just the continued ineptitude of the BP staff to put such a wildly disconnected headline to the content of the posts. I try with you guys I really do

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's sad that life was stolen from them.

    Wendy Bolam
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Awww bless her and her real family

    Renee Sprague
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bet she didn't realize she was missing

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    Screaming Pumpkin guts
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hmmm what could the censored word possibly be i will never know! /j

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    Salmon Shark/Forbidden pupper
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why ban bags? They make school life easier.

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    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well sh*t

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is so sad!

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I thought the laws on incest were to prevent deformities in offspring - Is this still wrong if there's no chance of having kids?

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    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But calling the poor penguin a "monster" for enjoying to eat is body shaming 😢 And maybe Pingu is just sort of introvert and will walk again when hungry! 😉

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    Oliver
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I honestly don’t really know what to say…

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Too bad, there would have been room for Jack on that one.

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Life goals.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I do that almost every day.

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How does a gator ride a four wheeler.....?

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Beaker is that you?

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    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ohhh I'm going to hell for laughing

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    spoookyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Anime p**n irl

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    michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    we will continue this fight in hell

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    His brave sacrifice taught us that the limit is 412.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Till death(s) do us part.

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    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I tried to ap her adm to get her to stop, but she misread the signals. Then it all went black" wow just wow

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why is "and loses" written in bold?

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    AHH! ITS KEVIN!

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Sometimes I sit in the bath and look at my PENIS, and I think to myself, "Is this a boy penis or a girl penis?" " You've almost got it, Sam, keep thinking...! 🙊

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He asked for it!

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nigerian prince scam turned to a next level.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I bet he let them all order lobster and fled afterwards through the bathroom window 😂

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    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They look so much like each other!

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So you were saying?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    She should have written "How to murder your husband and get away with it".

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    To be fair, I have actually heard people use the term "blow up a bathroom" in a non-bomb context.

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    Helena
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    3 years ago

    Maybe start with the issue. You know, the easy access to guns?

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who wants a duck guillotine?

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    Eduardo Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

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    JP callaghan
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    3 years ago

    One less wanker in the world

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    His personal low, and there were still bus load of women waiting. Sad day :(

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He couldn't fight his conscience anymore!

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Feel sure he could have bought one closer to home

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pew pew!

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is it that easy? I am an English teacher, should I also try my hand at dealing drugs?

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    Joshua
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    3 years ago

    Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight…

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    There can be only one!

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    BetterBitterButter
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    3 years ago

    Nope nope nope!!!

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    so now we know. 61 is the max.

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    David Martin
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    3 years ago

    Tell me she wore the Po suit; Just please tell me she wore the Po suit!

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    ScarletRos
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    3 years ago

    I’m afraid I laughed at this.

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    Elizabeth Molloy
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    3 years ago

    He is not a smart man ...

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    why 😂

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who thought rejection was not painful enough for the guy and posted it online?

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    Senjo Krane
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    3 years ago

    Oh the pain .

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    Owen
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    3 years ago

    ...erm...what?

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    Caroline Nagel
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    3 years ago

    Mr. T?

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    Anna Demkovych
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    wtf

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    Daria
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    3 years ago

    needs a banana for scale

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    Oais Wright
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    3 years ago

    Nothing unusual, just America.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's insured. Employees in America are taught not to hinder thieves, and some convenience store clerks have been fired for trying to play the hero, as it could have led to death (and lawsuits, which, let's face it, is what corporate America is really worrying about).

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But was it a Whopper, or just a small fry? Inquiring minds

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    Oliver
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When I did vape years ago (to stop smoking) it probably was more expensive for me than smoking, because it kinda turned to a hobby for a long time, constantly buying new and better equipment. Sadly our government decided in their wisdom that it is so bad that they need to raise the prices of just the liquids to such a levels that its not feasible anymore and ordering nicotine abroad is substance violation which is illegal so no point risking it. Pretty much killed the whole industry here, some cities might have shop here or there but its really rare.

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    Oliver
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ummmm…..no

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    preettttttty sure if you put enough poison in your vag to kill another person you'd die too..

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    Yali-girl with weird name
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    “They did me dirty” he said

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who wouldn't...though can I get paid to pretend I'm a cat instead?

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Whats weird about this? It seems interesting, not just for men!

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    Tinu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You guys don't know her much, she makes sarcastic comments/jokes all the time. She was joking here, you can see her tiktok account.😆

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    Daria
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    teeny tiny package

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Banana for scale!

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    nuberiffic
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    3 years ago

    So bizarre how USians treat genital mutilation as a totally normal thing.

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    AVGucky
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    3 years ago

    On a flying quad? 😳

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    Colin Matthews
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    3 years ago

    but the penis rejected him

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
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    3 years ago

    Huh?

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    3 years ago

    Queued and queen have a different color and font than the rest. I call photoshopped on this one.

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