50 Loony Headlines That May Make You Laugh Out Loud, As Shared By This Twitter Page
What is the truth and what is a lie, you think to yourself every time you see a headline. A goat married a boat after their owner got abducted by aliens? Sounds about right. Healthcare to become free for all? Yeah, this one can’t be true.
One place has compiled some of the best news headlines that just make you wonder what kind of a floating rock in space we’re actually on. That place is the Twitter page fittingly called “Insane Internet Headlines.” Some are quite funny, while others seem bonkers beyond belief. Yet, they're always entertaining.
As always, upvote your favorites, leave some comments, and write your own crazy headline just to see what it’s like. And if by the end of this list you're craving a little more chaos, Bored Panda has you covered with a link to another article. Now let’s get into it!
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You can tell he really regrets it, it was his best friend at a time.
That police statement is the best thing ever said/written in the history of history
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Imagine explaining this to the feds "Sir, it was'nt a pistol I swear! You can see for yourself!"
Is there some article explaining what was happening to her during these 51 year? Would be interesting to read.
She had no idea she was missing/kidnapped. She thought the woman who raised her was her biological mother. She had a bad childhood and wasn't allowed to go outside, and wound up running away from home at 15 and making her own way in the world.
Load More Replies...What would you even do at that point? You barely even know your child and never got to raise her. It's almost a stranger that you now live with.
Many kids and bio parents feel like a piece of them is missing until they meet. Maybe it's just a great friendship now?.
Load More Replies...You have to wonder, how often did such things like this happen back then? I was born in 72 to a highly dysfunctional family and often daydreamed that my real family were looking for me.
Awesome stuff! Never give up: https://www.missingkids.org/blog/2022/we-found-her-baby-melissa-abducted-51-years-ago
she was missing for 51 years. most children are killed after a day when kidnapped so they were incredibly lucky to find her
Load More Replies...I swear these have me dying laughing. Ok for the people in the back I am not laughing at these actual stories, just the continued ineptitude of the BP staff to put such a wildly disconnected headline to the content of the posts. I try with you guys I really do
Hmmm what could the censored word possibly be i will never know! /j
"I tried to ap her adm to get her to stop, but she misread the signals. Then it all went black" wow just wow
"Sometimes I sit in the bath and look at my PENIS, and I think to myself, "Is this a boy penis or a girl penis?" " You've almost got it, Sam, keep thinking...! 🙊
I bet he let them all order lobster and fled afterwards through the bathroom window 😂
Tell me she wore the Po suit; Just please tell me she wore the Po suit!
Who thought rejection was not painful enough for the guy and posted it online?
When I did vape years ago (to stop smoking) it probably was more expensive for me than smoking, because it kinda turned to a hobby for a long time, constantly buying new and better equipment. Sadly our government decided in their wisdom that it is so bad that they need to raise the prices of just the liquids to such a levels that its not feasible anymore and ordering nicotine abroad is substance violation which is illegal so no point risking it. Pretty much killed the whole industry here, some cities might have shop here or there but its really rare.
So bizarre how USians treat genital mutilation as a totally normal thing.
This one is unhinged "Beyonce accused of 'extreme witchcraft' by ex-drummer who sensationally claims singer 'murdered her kitten'".....
Y'all have won the internet today!!!Bravo!! And thanks for the laughs. Keep fighting!!
@ Hawks4scythe, there is a whole bus and you got to sit by me. Come on! Lol
Yeah I was a bit harsh, but I'm going to own that comment. The punch was deserved, the death maybe not.
I could have swore it used to be "Insane" and not loony, granted, I read it at like 6AM when I was tired as hell so it might just be my brain pulling tricks on me.
no, it was "insane". BP usually changes the article title a few times, either to pique different people's interests or just to make it fit better
Load More Replies...This one is unhinged "Beyonce accused of 'extreme witchcraft' by ex-drummer who sensationally claims singer 'murdered her kitten'".....
Y'all have won the internet today!!!Bravo!! And thanks for the laughs. Keep fighting!!
@ Hawks4scythe, there is a whole bus and you got to sit by me. Come on! Lol
Yeah I was a bit harsh, but I'm going to own that comment. The punch was deserved, the death maybe not.
I could have swore it used to be "Insane" and not loony, granted, I read it at like 6AM when I was tired as hell so it might just be my brain pulling tricks on me.
no, it was "insane". BP usually changes the article title a few times, either to pique different people's interests or just to make it fit better
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