50 Loony Headlines That May Make You Laugh Out Loud, As Shared By This Twitter Page

a true hero.

Amazing!

Great work, not an insane headline

And he survived! He saw the house on fire while out getting gas and immediately pulled up to help. His name is Nicholas Bostic. He guided the first four children out safely and when they told him a 6 year old was still in the house he went back into the fire and saved her.

Not all heroes wear grapes

This is straight out of a dark romance

Hahaha. "Kangaroo in France steals cheese and 3 bottles of wine, gets wasted, fights Caro Caro" :D

My cat's photo would be titled "food thief of the month"

Oh boy.... did he get to pee anyway?

A more fulfilling life than most humans would lead

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

That's cruel!

I love this story

This is actually quite wholesome!

Once a good girl, always a good girl.

You can tell he really regrets it, it was his best friend at a time.

That's a kind kid!

That police statement is the best thing ever said/written in the history of history

oh really?

Yeah, that’s still a crime. What a mess..

True

....what? Is this some lifehack I can try too?

He found a reason to live

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When you realise goats aren't even meant to be hunted...

I mean, if you add them together?

Don't want to pull a muscle!

Imagine explaining this to the feds "Sir, it was'nt a pistol I swear! You can see for yourself!"

Is there some article explaining what was happening to her during these 51 year? Would be interesting to read.

Hmmm what could the censored word possibly be i will never know! /j

Why ban bags? They make school life easier.

Well sh*t

This is so sad!

I thought the laws on incest were to prevent deformities in offspring - Is this still wrong if there's no chance of having kids?

But calling the poor penguin a "monster" for enjoying to eat is body shaming 😢 And maybe Pingu is just sort of introvert and will walk again when hungry! 😉

I honestly don’t really know what to say…

Too bad, there would have been room for Jack on that one.

Life goals.

I do that almost every day.

How does a gator ride a four wheeler.....?

Beaker is that you?

Ohhh I'm going to hell for laughing

Anime p**n irl

we will continue this fight in hell

His brave sacrifice taught us that the limit is 412.

Till death(s) do us part.

"I tried to ap her adm to get her to stop, but she misread the signals. Then it all went black" wow just wow

Why is "and loses" written in bold?

AHH! ITS KEVIN!

"Sometimes I sit in the bath and look at my PENIS, and I think to myself, "Is this a boy penis or a girl penis?" " You've almost got it, Sam, keep thinking...! 🙊

He asked for it!

Nigerian prince scam turned to a next level.

I bet he let them all order lobster and fled afterwards through the bathroom window 😂

They look so much like each other!

So you were saying?

She should have written "How to murder your husband and get away with it".

To be fair, I have actually heard people use the term "blow up a bathroom" in a non-bomb context.

Maybe start with the issue. You know, the easy access to guns?

Who wants a duck guillotine?

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

One less wanker in the world

His personal low, and there were still bus load of women waiting. Sad day :(

He couldn't fight his conscience anymore!

Feel sure he could have bought one closer to home

Pew pew!