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Sweet but ferocious. The internet is obsessed with dachshunds all of a sudden and it’s barktastic. These tiny wiener dogs are gorgeous, fun to look at, but… some owners suggested that they get aggressive if you even remotely threaten (i.e. get near) their loved ones. Or do anything else innocent to set them off.

It’s none other than comedian and author Sarah Cooper that we have to thank for the flood of information and hilarious anecdotes about sausage dogs. Her thread on Twitter went viral and people had a lot of fun sharing what it’s like to actually own a small yet fearsome doggo. Check out some of the most hilarious responses below and upvote the tweets that you liked the most.

The friendly team at the PDSA, the UK's leading vet charity, was kind enough to help us out with some great insights about dachshunds, how to care for them and their long backs, as well as how to help temper their temper if they have one. PDSA vet Anna Ewers Clarke explained to Bored Panda that the breed, while popular for their faces and fun-loving personalities, has a higher risk of back issues because of their elongated backs. Read on for our full interview with the vet.

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Isa
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"True" says the dogs...look at their faces of agreement!

Cee Mor
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, gang of dachshunds by my college on one particular street... NO ONE ever took that street on foot!!!

Heather Ob
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds about right. I have a dachshund mix and he is the sweetest dog I’ve ever had... to me. Anyone new comes near he gets extremely protective!

Tove Hansen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it the other dachshund that took this photo? Since he's missing from it, I mean?

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    Jem24
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a chihuahua. Never again

    Tye Dye Llama
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my chihuahuas! Spend too much time sleeping to be aggressive (one’s 13 and the other’s 9 or 10).

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to add Ruskij Toy to that list

    naylene hess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive not met an aggressive chi or dachshund honestly lol and ive seem and met quite a few!

    Apollo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with miniature dachshunds they were all complete sweethearts.

    Susann Campbell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a Dachshund and Chihuahua mix. He is a Chiweenie, his name is Dude as in Watch doin their dude (as in their in trouble for just coming into his yard.)

    naylene hess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao i had a chiweenie too her name was brownie and she was more people that dog i miss her so much everyone loved her so much she was super friendly and polite

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    ???
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have two chihuahua dachshunds.

    Tracy Sellars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a cross Jack Russell/Chihuahua and it was the best little guard dog. You would not want to mess with her. Meanwhile my current dog a Staffordshire Bull Terrier spends his days lying on his back sleeping as the birds fly by and poop on him. And since lockdown he has discovered the joys of being lazy and no longer wants to go for walks.

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    PDSA vet Anna said that one of the most common conditions that can affect dachshunds because of their long backs is Invertebral Disc Disease, also known as IVDD, or a slipped disc. "This can lead to pain, problems using the legs, and even permanent paralysis." You'll find more information about IVDD right over here.

    Owners can reduce the risk of a slipped disc by not letting dachshunds jump up on or down from furniture or run un and down the stairs. These sorts of activities put a high strain on the back and can cause problems. "It’s also important to keep them at their ideal weight—if your dog is overweight then this also puts more strain on the back."

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    ‏‏‎ ‎
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So i dont wanna get into a fight with them..?

    Roberta Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bull breeds are the ones to be persecuted? Sausage dogs are abominations 🤮

    Sally Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had one who would bite any stranger at the house or on the street, and did. she finally had her last, sad trip to the vet.

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    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dachs = Badger in German; Hund = stumpy angry wienerdog

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The side eye is the WORST!! You know you’re in trouble if you get side eyed!!

    According to PDSA vet Anna, some dog sports are best left for other breeds. "Certain dog sports are not a good idea for dachshunds, for example, agility and fly ball, which involve intense exertion and bending. Instead, stick to regular, gentle exercise to keep your dog fit and active (think going for lots of walks or obedience training) without putting extreme pressure on your dachshund’s spine. This is really important if your dog has had a slipped disc diagnosed—unfortunately, IVDD can happen more than once for your dog and is more likely if they’ve suffered from it in the past."

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    We were also curious to learn what owners can do to ensure that dachshunds, which are bred hunters, can keep an even temper even when their inner urge might tell them that they should bark and bite and hunt.

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    catslave6
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's genetic. They have a deep seated need to bite and fight. Poor frustrated little buggers.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were bred to do this. They were not inbred ... inbreeding isn't done on purpose, because it serves no purpose.

    naylene hess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few good rat toysb(the ones that wind up and move) and a box with holes would help :)

    Roberta Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’d think with those grotesque proportions, they’d try and win folks over by being reasonably pleasant at the very least? Nup, double fail: they look like something that should have been aborted while behaving like insufferable a******s…

    Christina Uhlir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never blame an animals who were bred to be nasty. Blame evil humans.

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    Nela Rothenbach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teutonic hatred....I like this term 😄

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dachshund my family had when I was a kid terrorized every animal in the neighborhood. The next door neighbor's beagle would not walk down the street in front of our house, he was so traumatized. My dad had to habitually save treed cats from my dachs. Another neighbor had rabbits...until my dachs showed up. We had to rehome him to a family that lived on a big farm. Dogs that have been bred to have jobs, who aren't allowed to pursue those jobs, become slightly crazy.

    Roberta Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing the damn costume is THE LEAST they can do to make up for being AWFUL in every way.

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a dachsund I would feel the same way . theyvmaje us look like wimps

    Iara Ra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dachshund hates squirrels and thinks my chinchilla is a squirrel.

    Ang.stl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doxie-Papillion mix doesn’t mind her unicorn costume, as long as I don’t put the hood up for more than a minute.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once put my wiener dog in a chicken costume. He was very embarrassed.

    "Many dachshunds will be friendly towards people and other pets, especially if they have had a good start in life and been well socialized as a puppy. They can make great family pets and are often fun-loving and active. However, as they were originally bred as hunting dogs they may have a high prey drive (meaning they like to chase or catch things that run, such as wildlife) and they are often quite intelligent dogs meaning they can become bored or stressed if their brains and bodies aren’t kept active," the vet explained. You'll find some more info about dachshunds and how to care for them right here.

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    Not all dachshunds are the same, however. Vet Anna stressed the fact that each and every dog is an individual. "Just because your dachshund might have been originally bred for a certain use, their own personality is much more important than their breed when it comes to behavior or aggression."

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That's commitment. (If it was me, I might have returned her before then).

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to set an example. If you're the vice-president of the shelter, you can't just take the dog back and say this didn't work out for us! Anyway, well done for persevering with her.

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    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to walk the walk!

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a staunch advocate for no kill shelters, but this sounds like a circumstance where an incinerator is the ideal solution for all involved. Toss them all in there, can’t think of a breed less suited to peaceful domesticated living within a community. I don’t understand how bull breeds get such a bad wrap, yet these absolute nightmare creatures MO is to terrorise and disrupt despite officially being the breed most prone to biting people and general aggression, yet no one bothers to address it. If the owners failed to deliver the rigorous training they require, and the trademark behavioural flaws start developing, these creatures need to be tossed into big surf for rough water swimming lessons. Sink of swim.

    naylene hess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only dogs that are aggressive are that way due to poor upbringing abuse or medical issues including dachshunds

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    naylene hess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 months is pretty good honestly lol

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing so glad you took her in

    Cameron Washington
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many fingers did u lose in total all of u?

    ???
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can always kill at home.

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    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have a label to indicate which variety they are? (Like when you buy a plant before the flower bud opens, so you want to know what colour it is.)

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..you go to a proper breeder and check the litter for the less temperamental ones (the one snoozing in the corner)

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    Tracy Wolfe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just can’t go wrong with a dog wearing a cowboy hat.

    Courtney Christelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wiener is the most jealous little dog! He gets so butthurt whenever I show affection to anything: other animals, babies, plants...

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution: pop him in the microwave for a few minutes. If he survives, he’ll have bigger concerns than pettiness 👍🏼

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    SirPatTheCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I feel like there is no in-between just from my experience meeting dachshunds haha

    There are, however, some things that all owners of sausage doggos can do to help them grow into happy adults. "A key part of helping your dog become a well-adjusted adult is their socialization as a puppy. This is the process of teaching them what to expect in life by introducing them to lots of different sights, sounds, and situations in a positive way."

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    The vet continued: "It’s also important to make sure they continue with positive, reward-based training throughout their lives. Training helps keep your dog’s mind busy and prevents them from becoming bored or getting into mischief. Try ‘brain games’ (such as ‘find the toy’ or going on a scent walk) or puzzle feeder toys which help their bodies stay active and uses their natural instinct to hunt."

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    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Martin so much, RIP little dude, say hi to my good girls and boys for me.

    judy baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dachshunds have what's called Napoleon Syndrome.

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry your lost your doggie. Sounds like he may have been in the 0.0000000000001% of sausage dogs that aren’t offensive and loathe some in every way. I don’t mean to be rude, but I can’t end this post without flagging your taste in dogs is utterly terrible. Corgi’s stink. And why all the ‘built to fail’ long back breeds? Is it your goal to put a vets kids through private school and university for generations to come?

    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww so sorry the loss of your little badass dog, he looks adorable!

    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rip buddy, say hi to my great dane for me

    Gemmila Cadd
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very large stick. Edit: I am sorry for your loss.

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    Dana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahahahaha! (dachshunds, not a-holes) That is funny!

    Annette D'Aguiar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha ...... that's made my day - glad you cleared that up - it was bothering me :) :) :)

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pop them in a metal crate, and toss them both in the deep part of a river. They are such loathe some creatures they’ll likely Thankyou for it

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate being called sauage dogs

    Banana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are!!!! Mine is such.an a-hole! He even hated my late doxie. He just hates!

    Sally Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have had 3 dachshunds and only one was a biter unless...it is a man with a hat on going to one of the doors to the house. There is a wild animal in the yard, or if a person is walking on the street outside. But if we took her out there she would jump and lick said person.

    Amanda Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine only like other Dachshunds too.

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    According to Anna, it's also vital not to ignore your dachshund's prey drive. "In terms of their prey drive, it’s really important to teach your dog recall (teaching your dog to come back to you) from a young age. Not only does this help if they see something they might want to chase, but it also helps keep them safe especially if you suddenly spot something that could be dangerous up ahead, like a road or a non-friendly dog."

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    She continued: "Remember you need to keep rewarding them for coming back to you for their whole lives not just when they’re young so always carry some tasty treats—after all, you have to be more interesting and fun than anything else they come across! If they struggle with a really high prey drive then it’s safest to keep them on the lead, especially around livestock or other potential dangers."

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    Isa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please describe the one that loves everyone ...you know...for our own security...they are both lovely tho!

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm… great story. Toss them both in. A tree mulcher immediately.

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    Capermom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also just a puppy...

    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a pure dachshund. Perhaps it's his "other half" that is the sweet version?

    SirPatTheCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you say that, seriously wondering? She just looks like purebred long haired puppy to me (but I can also see how there could be spaniel maaaybe)

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    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they lure you in for the BITE! He is beyond adorable.

    Roos Dillema
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until he is all grown up....

    Susann Campbell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the crate if it doesn't bite or hurt anyone? When you get bit, please let us know so we can all have a good time with you. Training, pay good money for a professional to train with your dog and you both will have ever so much fun together.

    Keep in mind, dear Pandas, that we’re not suggesting that dachshunds aren’t worth having as pets. We believe they’re absolutely wonderful! But reality is something we have to face and wiener dogs, despite how they look, most likely have the spirits of Vikings and Teutonic knights inside of them.

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    Of course, we might need to run some scientific tests to prove that, but we’ve got a hunch that it might turn out to be true.

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    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t lie. He’s a c*nt like the rest of them.

    Susann Campbell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the mouth is cocked to fire a flash bite because the eye says so.

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a gift indeed. She's gorgeous!

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s very charming to describe it as a gift. All of us have has one of those moments when a gift is packaged in such a way that a tool is required to open it, maybe a letter opened or a pair of scissors. The tool I’ll be using in this gift would be my builder husbands size 12 steel capped boots applied with the most forceful and final stomp I can muster 🎁

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a beauty with a looog face

    Tim Pateman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too - 'you are quadruped? I am quadruped also! Let us be friends for ever!'

    Dachshunds have been bred to be hunters. It’s who they are and no amount of social conditioning will fully change who they are at heart (though socializing them as puppies can make them slightly more mellow). Their inner hunters can come out whenever they get over-excited, surprised, or if they feel threatened.

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    Sarah’s doggy thread had over 131.7k likes at the time of writing and it brought a lot of smiles to a lot of faces. And, we’ve got to give it to her, we really do want to get a dachshund now, just like her. They sound like an absolute pleasure to have at home. However, getting a new pet isn’t something that should be taken lightly.

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    Isa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww they are so cute!

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fingers crossed the next dog they go bonkers at has its last nerve murdered by these little sewer rats, and he has the build and bite to dispose of them swiftly 🤞🏽

    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neighbor of where I used to live had a Dachshund, and I had a German Shepherd, my German Shepherd just love to play with dogs smaller than her, just loved it, hated playing with dogs her size. He said that Dutchess was the only dog that his got along with, and they would play at the park all the time.....Damn I miss that girl so much!

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of that is due to lack of proper training. They have fiery personalities, but they are also treated by many humans as accessories. Picked up whenever they meet another dog. That way they don't socialize and will just be yippy little ankle biters.

    naylene hess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta do some training for leash reactivity

    Mary Hurst
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what mine do. And they were show dogs!

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    Eliška Hůlková
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me a story from my childhood. I used to be deadly afraid of dogs. One day, me and my dad were on a walk and we met a teeny tiny Chihuahua who started to bark at us viciously. I was hid behind my dad but the dog kept bothering us so my dad barked back at it. The Chihuahua jumped half a meter and ran back to its owners with this "Oh crap, oh crap" look. They were also laughing btw.

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans should never bark at dogs !!!

    Roberta Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I was watching Cesar Milan, and he said that when a sausage dog bites you, it’s their desperate plea for you to stomp them out of existence. He said it’s a communication technique applicable across the breed and never to hesitate responding to their request

    Nordic And Sneezing
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    4 years ago

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    That dog should've been put down. What if a small child did that?

    Nela Rothenbach
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Stupid....a grown man barking at a dog...Sorry, but he got what he deserved

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what he was saying in dog language

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    Having a friend, companion, and teeny tiny Olympic hero for life is a huge step that means evaluating whether or not you’ll be able to provide them everything that they need. Starting with proper food and exercise and ending with enough space for them to move around in, as well as enough hugs to make them feel loved (and angry).

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    While it’s important that any dog gets sufficient exercise and doesn’t overindulge in snacks and sausages, that goes double for sausage dogs. It bodes repeating that they’ve got long backs which means that if they get overweight, they can get in serious trouble (alongside other serious health risks that being overweight represents) like getting a slipped or herniated disc.

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    Sally Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a dapple who looks a lot like this. She is mostly a sweetheart but growls if you mess with her blankie.

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful patterning on her coat.

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. Look at his little paw on the armrest.

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks as if he's sitting in his chair about to interview a new employee, and the other dog is his secretary.

    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a Bond villain

    So no matter how much your wiener dog begs you for an extra serving of your wonderful dinner, ignore their big eyes, friendly barks, and wagging tails. These cheeky dogs don’t always know what’s good for them. And what’s good for them is keeping a tight reign on how many calories they consume. If you’re ever in doubt, have a chat with your vet about what your doggo needs.

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    catslave6
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any port in a storm! I'm so sorry for you, but it is funny. A paste made of baking soda and peroxide followed by a good rinse really helps eliminate the smell. ;>)

    Sally Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes but do it quickly. The sooner the better it works. I know this.

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    Shireen Maher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they probably do that bc the skunks look like badgers.

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    judy baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mini Doxies were bred to hunt small animals such as squirrels and mice. Mine is a murderous thug that likes to kill baby bunnies.

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is half full size dachshund and half Papillion and she thinks anything smaller than her fat butt is good to eat!! The only animals she doesn’t act like she wants to kill or eat are our barn cats (3 of then) and my mom’s dog. Everyone else, including humans that do not live on the same property as us, should watch out because SHE is the boss of EVERYONE!!

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    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are so wrong when they think this is a small dog. So very wrong...

    What’s more, it’s important that you keep any food scraps out of your dachshund’s reach so that it doesn’t overindulge by ‘accident.’ As an owner, you have a responsibility to keep your snacky-snacks hidden. Even though they’re small, wiener dogs require a normal amount of movement: two walks every day should be enough to keep them happy and healthy. And let’s not forget that owners end up leading healthier lives when they’re on the move as well.

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    Dana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they censored hole and not ass

    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His blanket sure has suffered though! ;>)

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and has not bitten anyone" well except that blanket tho

    Donna Leske
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juan Valiente - he's been practicing on that blanket. Be afraid. Very afraid.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he takes out his aggression on his blankie.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you gave him, whatever that was at one time, to kill and get it out of his system? That could be a dead something in his mind, ya know.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has DEFINITELY bit that rug if you would count it...

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so someone thinks barking at everything is not a**hole behavior. Yes, it actually is. It 100% is a**hole behavior. The fact that a human can think otherwise is tragic and pathetic.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor has a chihuahua and the that little guy does not ever shut up! I try yo be friends with him, and just walks backwards barking at me lol

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a long haired mini. If allowed to they will take over your house.

    Sally Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes there seem to be some who are born with a vicious streak. Not often but from the same litter, treated alike some will just have an overprotectve urge.

    Dachshunds need to build muscles through exercise to protect their elongated backs. But there is one thing that you should be aware of about sausage dogs. You shouldn’t let them run up and down the stairs. And you shouldn’t let them jump on or off furniture. They can get injured this way because of what their bodies are like.

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    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're quick! You would be too, if you were bred to fight badgers. ;>)

    Amyah Labrèche-Docq
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are quick indeed and, contrary to other dogs, the bite without "signaling" they will

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    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard outgoingness depends on how well they're socialized as puppies, so if they only got interaction with their mom/litter when they were young it might be formative.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that applies to all dogs, to a greater or lesser extent. It's another reason to be careful where you get a young dog from, and to do your research.

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    Courtney Christelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always kept my dachshund pretty well socialized. If you come onto his property he'll go nuts but out on walks everybody is a new friend.

    Usually, sausage dogs live from 12 to 16 years if we look after them properly and treat them with kindness. However, that means spending a lot of time worrying about their backs and whether there isn’t too much stress placed on them. You should also keep an eye on their ears: they can get infections easily, so be sure to clean them regularly.

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    Capermom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not every dog is sociable. They have different personalities, and that should be respected by others.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    Every dog is sociable, it's just a question of how much of an effort you're willing to make. Dogs with hostile "personalities" are, knowingly or unknowingly, made that way by their owners. In essence, all animals are good. It's humans who make them vicious.

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if there's a different degree of "viciousness" between the long and short haired breeds?

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my experience the wire coated are the most likely to be 'old-school' high prey drive dogs, smooth coat are in-between, and long-coated are the most bred for looks and therefore the most neurotic. The rarer the color, the more likely that they have been bred for looks and not for temperament. Of course, this is a generalisation and doesn't apply to *all* cases.

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    Amyah Labrèche-Docq
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Dashund and she loved me to pieces. She learned to be nasty because of my mother-in-law who hated me. 15 minutes before my MIL arrived, my Teckey was on the top of the stairs, growling and drooling of rage. On a walk she was sociable but strangers in the house after MIL? Forget about it... she was the alpha gardian. Miss her sooo much.

    Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older one was an absolute gentleman and my younger one is a mobster.

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    Capermom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other people shouldn't just go and pet your dog if you ask them not to. However, letting your dog bite people, is equally irresponsible. What a stupid, ignorant comment.

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf, you let your dog bite your child because the child was acting like a child?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the kind of mother who watches her child drown while she's yelling "I told you not to go to the deep end of the pool."

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    Debra Starr Moon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see warning her son to stay out of the dog’s face, but warning him to stay out of HERS too?? Wow. She sounds like a peach.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never pet someone's dog without asking first. Apart from being dangerous, I think it's bad manners.

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a right way and a wrong way to approach a dog that isn't yours. If you don't know the right way, don't try to pet someone else's dog.

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    Are any of you Pandas dachshund owners? If so, what’s it like having a sausage dog? Are they as friendly yet ferocious as we’ve all heard? Do you have any photos of your dogs that you’d like to share with everyone else? What’s the most interesting thing that you learned about dachshunds in this list? Let us know in the comment section!