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If you ever watched an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Hotel Hell, you'll know that lodging establishments aren't always up to par. And we here at Bored Panda have decided to remind you of these horribly crappy designs. We've compiled a second list of hotels that failed so badly, it's funny. Failed appliances? Oh yes. Spiders living in a pillowcase? You bet. After going through our refined selection of "NOPE," you might never look the same at Booking dot com photos ever again. Scroll down to laugh at these and other hotel design disasters (or cry if you're staying in one of them) and upvote your favorite epic fails.

#1

Thailand Trolled Again. CPR Instructions Next To The Hotel Pool. They Have No Clue...

Thailand Trolled Again. CPR Instructions Next To The Hotel Pool. They Have No Clue...

Do you know the statistics of how many people actually die from soft nipples every year? Me neither. But if you ever have CPR done on you in Thailand and wake up with sore nipples, at least be grateful for it might just saved your life.

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Sunzilla
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh, their translator had some fun...

Tacitus86
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly it was probably ripped straight from the internet.

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Monday
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when you just grab a CPR poster from the internet.....

Vic
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha.. this had me in splits.. picture life together part, absolute gold..

Ryo Bakura
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta make sure those nipples stay hard. Sex is nothing if people don't have hard nipples.

ChiveChilly
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't decide if this was the worst translator or the best one.

varwenea
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's the GIF with George Takei saying "Oh myyyy" when you need one?

SykesDaMan
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6 years ago

Sorry: Double post!

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Russian Otaku
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seen before this is a joke and someone looked up cpr and printed that one thinking it said the right stuff

Soupcat
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Feel free to enjoy any remaining Capri-Sun liquid" LOL that was funny, i want one of those signs now.

Mama Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the next time I need to perform CPR, this will be going through my mind. Must make sure nipples are hard....hahahahahaha

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    #2

    Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night...

    Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night...

    Found at the Wingate by Wyndham Hotel, this note was placed under the fitted bottom sheet. The unlucky fellow who stumbled across it said he could "clearly see the sheet of paper when pulled the top sheet and blanket back." Makes you wonder how long it was there, doesn't it? Could be from pre-2000's for all we know.

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    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an interesting one to do during my next hotel visit! Will add the date, as that seems the only thing missing :-)

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I have traveled a lot and the sheet I slept on always looked perfectly neat and unwrinkled. I need to look more closely now.

    Honesty Olishia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever do this I'll make sure to sign a date.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and leave space for the next person! (erm...)

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    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that! It shows just how clean the room is. I should do that next time.

    KarmaPeace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eew thats just disgusting they dont change the sheets

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should Watch Dan Bell on YouTube, he's testing hotel room. it's pretty disgusting what they find.

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    #3

    The Sink In My Hotel Room (Helsinki)

    The Sink In My Hotel Room (Helsinki)

    More like ... Fail-sinki, am I right? Or Hell-sinki? No? Badsinki? I give up. If you want to check out this gem of worst design with your own eyes, visit the Scandic Helsinki, a four star business hotel that always knows how to surprise its guests.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't drink and install bathroom fixtures

    Elle Malkamäki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I’ve stayed there, and unless I was in this exact room, this problem is in multiple bathrooms.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's such a potential pun with Helsinki

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfect you had one job meme.

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Installed by a plumber who learnt the hard way that you never doubt management decisions if you want to keep your job.

    SupriyaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this quote but never believed - It's easy to make mistakes without even knowing you're making them at the time. But now I do.

    Mojones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sink from hell. Could have guested by the traveling target

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    #4

    My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need

    My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need

    To this point, no one (even Julio) aren't sure how he got stuck. The glass sliding door may have been jammed in some way because Julio had to pretty much completely remove it. Sadly, witnesses say Julio didn't talk much. He just kept telling them to make sure they told the front desk about their troubles so they could get a compensation for that day of the stay. And to anyone wondering, it was the poor guy's girlfriend who called for help and took that priceless pic, no hotel ghosts were involved!

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is scary. I travel for work alone. Who would have found me? Hotel staff when I don't check out days later? 😱

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you won't die of thirst :) So you can make it for weeks!

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    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's silent Bob when you need him?

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had to take the photo/get the weed.

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy is like "Oh well, this is my life now. I`m shower people..."

    Pumbaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who would force the door open after waiting for like 20 minutes?

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, all doors like this work the same way. This door probably came off the top roller rail and rotated a bit, making it seem like it was completely stuck. The fix is so simple it's stupid - grab inside door, lift, place back on rail or remove completely and you're free. If inside door is still not moving, try outside door. If neither one moves, push upper rail until it comes out of the mount (upper rail isn't usually screwed in).

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when I got stuck in the work freight elevator, only I was wearing clothes. There was a little 3-inch by 6-inch window that spectators could look in and see me climbing the walls.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a handy man? Lol. I can open one of those in two minutes without breaking the glass. Hint, you can make a filament wrench from the inside of the showerhead.

    Honesty Olishia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is his hair still wet after 3 hours?

    Sabira Abdullah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably the photo was not taken after 3 hours.. but during the 3 hours he was stuck.. and long hair tends to take longer to dry especially in a wet and probably cold bathroom.

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    Sierra Batten
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hotel ghosts? Did they mean 'guests?'

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    #5

    This Toilet Paper Holder

    This Toilet Paper Holder

    Courtyard Marriott, everyone. Interior design that makes you pay to walk like a penguin. Unless you have the eye of Sherlock Holmes and are able to plan ahead. Then you're fine.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Elastigirl´s house!

    XxKawaiiGurl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if you are strong with the force, you have no problems! Conspiracy theory: The people who made the hotel are jedi....

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    Chicago Kitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a compulsive toilet paper checker, even at my own home. Before even unbuttoning, I locate the bath tissue to be sure there is some and sufficient quantity for whatever my current needs are - this is especially compulsive because I live alone! 90753285-w...5ae735.jpg 90753285-waving-tissue-character-cartoon-style-5c890c65ae735.jpg

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the problem here.. everyone knows telekinesis, right?

    Farida Serenity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he has his mobile phone. Priorities... 👌

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far away, boys, faaaar away boooooys. Away frommmmm you know... ♬♪

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    #6

    Welcome To The Hotel California!

    Welcome To The Hotel California!

    The person who took this photo said that it's a somewhat new hotel, opened a little over a year ago. "Definitely not a temporary wall," they added. "There is another room just to the left of the frame of the pic."
    You can check-in anytime, but you can never leave, muahaha!

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You run hard at it and you will reach platform 9 3/4.

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to comment something similar!! Lmfaoo

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    Phoebe Bean
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

    Farid Adiyanto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out anytime you like.... but you can never leave... !!

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they would need to do is get a screwdriver and switch them out.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lotus Hotel and Casino anyone? (PJO reference. Someone already took the HP one.)

    Hidden Memes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lovely place. (It's a lovely place)

    Rodrigo Villa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out but you can never leave

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fire marshal would be interested in this photo.

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    #7

    This 'Art' Above My Hotel Toilet

    This 'Art' Above My Hotel Toilet

    Cleaner: "Sir, it doesn't matter what we use, the stuff just doesn't come off."
    Manager: "Put a frame around it and let's call it art."

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..and here we have a a new wave abstract style painting with the title "shART" by Blow vonBowel. Bidding starts at 1.000 $.."

    Neferpitou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bathrooms at my school had art like that on the wall. It's been there for years. I'm both disappointed in the kids who made it and the janitors who never clean it up.

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Explosive Diarrhoea" Fibers and liquids on concrete. By one of our former guests. Not for sale.

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "S**t on the Wall" by Hoo Flung Dung

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trick: it's just an empty transluscide frame

    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont touch it, who knows how it was made!

    Mojones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your taste in art is both s****y and inspiring

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    #8

    The Door To My Hotel Balcony Is In The Shower Stall

    The Door To My Hotel Balcony Is In The Shower Stall

    You know what that means, right? The architect who designed it probably lives in that building across the street, constantly hoping to see some action.

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    Being_Cori
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that's a good ventilated wet room

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd so use that! Enjoy the view...of my naked backside!

    Sara Nicole
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PERFECT FOR A SHOWER WITH A VIEW

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't call down for extra towels. You can air-dry on the balcony.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, can't even laugh at this one, how do you spell "ridiculous"? Illegal? What country allowed this? Unbelievable... are the rooms across the way actually pictured as having the same views? Is this advertised as a "nudist colony"???? WTF?

    Yael
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that room is up high enough that it dissuades any creepers from climbing up a fire escape and waltzing right in...!

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some like that "outdoor feeling" while showering

    Da Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, that's like a secret passageway or something XD

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole 'Nuther meaning to the words 'Air Dry'!

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    #9

    This Hotel Forgot To Insert A Quote Into The Wall Decorations Text Sample

    This Hotel Forgot To Insert A Quote Into The Wall Decorations Text Sample

    Everyone has their own motivational quotes that keep them going during tough times. This hotel decided to go with the classical one "Your text sample text your text sample text here your text" because such wisdom surely enriches everyone's lives.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They not only forgot. They don't mind.

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably have now idea what "Your sample text here" means...

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    R.s. Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lorum Ipsum" would have been so much more classy-like.

    Massimo Manca
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your staying at Lorem Ipsum!

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you guess what their slogan is? “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”

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    Renu Choudhary
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an inspirational quote slow claps

    Starrie_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a metaphor for you to insert your experiences... Or they just said Screw it!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so someone got there saw that and didn't say a thing? didn't find it Strange?

    Just Tina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved being the person who put that up on the wall. Great story to take back with me

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    #10

    This Hotel Mural In The Breakfast Area

    This Hotel Mural In The Breakfast Area

    No, no, it's not a design fail - it's called "Shower drain pube collection" and is valued at $250,000. An original work of Pubelo Pissaco.

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. The shower after Cousin It stayed at the hotel . Right ? :D

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this kind of design in a elevator once, it doesn't look better if you're not eating. I don't get why someone would creat that and even less why someone would use that to decorate a place.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a close up of a hairy man's chest... or back... or something.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note sto self: No browsing on Boredpanda while eating lunch.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they save money on food by making people lose their appetite...

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a close up of back hair!

    Da Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture kinda irks me because I'm the 'unfortunate' person that tend to find things that you are not supposed to find in your food, like hair. I was eating a cupcake yesterday and guess what I found? Eggshells... (o_O)

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's annoying, but it's not that bad. There are eggs in the cupcake, so it may be careless but its not unhygienic. I'd rather find a little piece of eggshell than a hair... One thousand million times.

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this wasn't made from all of the hairs customers kept finding in the food.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg--this should be the #1 fail! so disgusting that i don't know whether to upvote because it's so awful, or downvote because my eyes have been assaulted! not even finished my 1st cup of coffee...

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    #11

    The Room Numbers In This Hotel

    The Room Numbers In This Hotel

    When you think about it, it's funny that golden letters over golden wallpaper weren't posh enough. They had to get golden nails as well.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take a Sharpie and make things right.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just try your key in every door until you find one that fits.

    Wizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a second i was wondering why there were random screws in the wall XD

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finding my room was a piece of cake.

    Danby Drongo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is just Pure Gold. mwa ha ha

    Darby Horgan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it be so hard to put a piece of paper behind it? They are either too stubborn or too lazy

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    #12

    Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China

    Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China

    This funny fail from China probably was born because of Google Translate. At least they tried to warn the guests. Or maybe they're certain you're going to slip, so they want to make sure you do it with grace.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the penalty if you are not careful while slipping?

    Leonardo Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't complain! At least there weren't landslides in your hotel's bathtub. 20160527_0...23236a.jpg 20160527_053038-5c8c15023236a.jpg

    ZHAO YIHAN Moe
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    Valerie Lessard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slips very carefully, breaks skull on tile very carefully indeed, bleeds delicately

    wormy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sigh is funnier if you know Chinese.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Help us out on that one, please.

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    Cactus that is bored
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's dying... well please could you die quietly

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then walk as dangerously as you can!

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chinese people are nothing if not graceful.

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    #13

    The Hotel I'm Staying At In India Doesn't Want Me Looking Out The Windows In A Certain Direction

    The Hotel I'm Staying At In India Doesn't Want Me Looking Out The Windows In A Certain Direction

    According to the guest, however, they didn't mind the obstruction. "I see kids playing in the rubbish piles all day long," they said. "Breaks your heart." As you might've guessed, this hotel is located "well away" from the touristy parts of Delhi.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that only makes you want to see what's behind it...

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they had complaints that the slums were visible from the hotel and they found a "solution"

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another tragedy is that there are hotels and travel agencies that actually sell slum tours and slum window view. Disgusting.

    Happiness is Hippo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s horrific, I’d never heard that before. Who books a tour like that?!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexico City. All the balconies face away from the poverty. download-1...0a651.jpeg download-1-5c8e6e4f0a651.jpeg

    Honesty Olishia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretending like poverty does not exist so that we can return to our privileged lives is a terrible solution.

    Great Panda Mamu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the hotel did this because of complaints from "privileged" guests. Have you ever known a hotel chain to do something that costs money on their own?

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    Jean van der Merwe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could do this with people in general, just frostglass the ones who make me sad from my view.

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    #14

    Was Told My Hotel Room Had A Courtyard View. Was Not Disappointed. 10/10 Would View Again

    Was Told My Hotel Room Had A Courtyard View. Was Not Disappointed. 10/10 Would View Again

    In case you're wondering, you can check out this fabulous view in Collegeville, Pennsylvania, at Residence Inn by Marriott, right across the... courtyard, of course. Just make sure to find out if they have a room with panoramic windows. 

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    meari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they wrote capital C there

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last hotel I stayed at had a view of Motel 6.

    Sofie van Ek
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, Touché! If i was the owner i put that in the description too

    Fixit Mann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On our honeymoon we kept getting rooms with a nice view of the air conditioner on the floor below, or on the building opposite. Happened 5 times in a row in different locations. Apparently "honeymoon suite" means you are supposed to be too busy in the bed to look out the window.

    Blake Morgan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hotel name in the pic is "Courtyard". OOF

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    #15

    This Hotel Doesn't Allow You To Use Books For Their Intended Purpose

    This Hotel Doesn't Allow You To Use Books For Their Intended Purpose

    I wonder, how many "displays" had to be stolen before the hotel put up this sign? Nothing says "Welcome" better than making your guests feel like thieves.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just displaying each page, one at a time....

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And I have to examine each page to make sure it’s presentable.”

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, and I was so looking forward to perusing that Roget's Thesaurus so I could find a new way to word "this is so stupid" in my complaint to the Hilton Manager. News flash, Hilton, those are the kind of books you get for free at library book sales, no one is going to steal them. If they come up missing from your display, check your breakfast room, they're probably being used as props for all the annoyingly tippy tables.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have an fire exit door but it's for display purposes too

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, you are missing the point. When is says for display purpose, it means you can take a selfie with a book to impress your friends on social media

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this at several hotels. Guess they don't want people messing up their "decor".

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would have done better to have a "take one, leave one" system.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are they gonna do, fine you for reading?

    Daniel Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take one to display in my room, if you don't mind.

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    #16

    The Swimming Pool At The Motel 6 That I Stayed At Last Night

    The Swimming Pool At The Motel 6 That I Stayed At Last Night

    This was off of Interstate 95 in southern Georgia and, according to the guest, they just stopped there overnight on their way to Florida. I hope they left the establishment a one-star rating, though! The less motels that don't mow their pool regularly, the better.

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Would you care for a wallow in our dirt, sir ?" :D

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too expensive to maintain a pool, too expensive to remodel.. at least guests with dogs have a place to let their pet walk about to pee

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How expensive is it to remove the railings?

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    Reilly Beryll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You stare at the grass. There had been a pool there once, but it was now a mound of dark green, tendrils of flora reaching for the sky. You take a step and place pressure. You lose balance. You fall. Water hits you. You’re panicking. It was still a pool; a pool of death. You could not push through the webs of grass. You are being sucked down. You can no longer hold your breath. The eldritch being that was the Motel 6 Pool has claimed another life. (When I first saw it, I thought it was a pool that had never been cleaned! Oops!)

    Jonathan Brooks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this not the plot to "the Lady in the Water"?

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water's a bit thicker than I expected.

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey...it's the only hotel with a pool for worms!!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to put that load of fill dirt somewhere.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it advertised as having a pool? Another case of "no lawsuit" (or refund) because you got what you paid for.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pool for people with fear of drowning..

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    #17

    The Design Of These Curtains At A Hotel That My Parents Stayed At

    The Design Of These Curtains At A Hotel That My Parents Stayed At

    Spotted at Novotel (Wellington, New Zealand), at least these curtains made for a really daddy dad joke. And what about those sheets, blankets, and upholstery that also had random red-ish and off-white splotches "printed" on them? Pretty funny, huh?

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    Da Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha salute the person for playing along with that grim curtain design XD

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only vampire friendly hotel in new zealand

    Meow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it red??? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RED?????

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Dad doing his usual Dad jokes

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the hotel decided to go with the crime scene theme decor.

    Chicago Kitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am continually astonished by the terrible interior design of hotels. I've also seen some remarkably elegant but still comfortable accommodations. I think that you really have to have a gift/talent to be an interior designer and it seems hotels often just hire someone who went to design school. But so many look as if they got their degree from those classified ads in the back of magazines...

    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've stayed at this one, and they are every bit as creepy as this!

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just seeing this after the breaking news of the mosque shootings in New Zealand... SAD And that too on the ides of March !!

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that is a design?

    Claudia Espindola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is thinking ahead, less messy clean up cuz, you never know when someone might get murdered in your hotel

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    #18

    The Salt And Pepper Shakers In My Hotel Room

    The Salt And Pepper Shakers In My Hotel Room

    OK, let's say there's a reasonable explanation for why the salt and pepper have to be sealed. Why keep the bags in bottles, though? Closed bottles? Just put a lock on them if you don't want to your guests to bankrupt you with their excessive use of spices and minerals, you scrooge.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps humidity is a factor.

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the caption says though ...let's say there is a reasonable explanation...but why closed bottles.....

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is normal. Many hotels do this for safety/sanitary reasons.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put the little paper packets INSIDE the glass shakers?

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    Holly Hofmann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reasonable explanation. I manage a hotel that caters to long-term guests (7+ nights) and this is how we set up our in-room salt & pepper. The packets are for sanitary reasons. Would you really want to use salt and pepper in your room that has been sitting in the shakers for god knows how long and been topped countless times? Also, if you're staying for a while, you may want to fill the shakers with your own salt and pepper and this makes it easier.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when they expect employee to steal salt and pepper from fast food restaurant

    XxKawaiiGurl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of the solid soap bar in the liquid soap dispenser.

    Yael
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this at hotel properties geared towards long-term stays. A good hotel should provide everything that a guest could possibly need to feel at home whether for 2 nights or 2 months. If a guest stays for 2 nights they'll probably just use the packets, but if a guest stayed for 2 months they may want to fill the shakers instead.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "C**p. I dropped in a silica gel sachet by mistake. Oh well, I'm sure they'll notice."

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever was supposed to fill them just said "Eh, screw it"

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    #19

    This Stupid Doorstop In My Hotel Room. Banged My Foot On It Four Times Today

    This Stupid Doorstop In My Hotel Room. Banged My Foot On It Four Times Today

    If you haven't liked it, then you should have put a shoe on it. And if you feel as if this hotel doesn't care about its guests at all, you're right. I mean, just look at those misaligned skirting boards in the background.

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    TigerLily Peterson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stubbed my toe on one of those few years back and cracked my big toe nail

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could at least paint it florescent orange.

    XxKawaiiGurl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it almost looks like a robot coming out of the ground. better keep an eye on it buddy, or the robot apocalypse might fall into your hands!!

    Shelby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who read the first sentence in time with Beyonce's 'Put A Ring On It'?

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's going to result in a broken ankle one day...

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    #20

    Hotel Ad Vs. Reality In Vietnam

    Hotel Ad Vs. Reality In Vietnam

    Jenny Kershaw from Manchester, tweeted a photo from the Booking dot com page of the Mari Gold Hotel & Apartment in Vietnam, highlighting a stunning swimming pool against a sunny sky. But next to the glamorous snap she shared a photo of the reality – a tiny hot tub. Interestingly, as her tweet was going viral, the travel company got in contact with Jenny, asking if she would like to make a formal complaint but she declined. Talk about holiday spirit!

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    LSR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perspective...perspective...

    XxKawaiiGurl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should've sat in the hot tub looking miserable....THAT would've been funny

    Lisa Reuss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right angle is everything!!

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The contrast is like day and night.

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    #21

    The Braille In This Hotel Bathroom Sign Isn't Raised

    The Braille In This Hotel Bathroom Sign Isn't Raised

    An ADA-compliant sign that's very similar to this costs about $8 on Amazon, but I guess that's way too much if you're a a cheap skate hotel operator.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece is blind. This is the kind of nonsense she has to deal with daily. The last hotel her organization used for a blind conference had all the Braille signs affixed upside down.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braille for blind people who are psychic.

    Mark CM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AT least the deaf people can read it.

    Ann McNeil
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like "Restroom" is missing a letter, too- 8 letters in the word, 7 groups of dots, including 2 identical ones for the letter "O", 2 identical for the "R", and 2 identical for the "M", so either the "E" or "S" is missing.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just as bad as protecting and covering the restroom sign (as well as the braille) with glass.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you pretend to care but don't really

    Alvaro Pompeia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very simple idea. Braille for people with good vision.

    Jannette Radny
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a wheelchair and when I asked a hotel clerk if their hotel was accessible prior to booking, got stunned when they asked me what i meant by "accessible." And last year, when traveling, got an accessible room...that had been designed for blind or deaf guests, but not a wheelchair user. My brother in law asked if they had any wheelchair accessible rooms, and the clerk responded by saying that was their accessible room, and that it was for disabled guests...and when he nicely said no, it wasn't really, she said yes, it was, there was a flashing light on the fire alarm and everything. Ummmmmm, what??

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    #22

    A Motel Served Me This Breakfast Tray For $15 And Contains A Toaster, And A 2l Milk

    A Motel Served Me This Breakfast Tray For $15 And Contains A Toaster, And A 2l Milk

    At first, they give you a breakfast tray that contains a toaster then they charge you for $300 for lost equipment. And that's only for the shampoo.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder too. But even if you could keep it, are you going to put it in your suitcase and lug it to the airport and everything?

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    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a complimentary toaster with your breakfast, sir. Would you like the microwave?

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Served with the motto: "It ain't much but we also don't care much."

    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 2 kinds of butter too.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, for the toaster isn't a bad deal... if it comes with you.

    Lavander Pink
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toaster is double slotted (if those are the words to use) but they gave the person only one slice

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    #23

    This Hotel Room In San Francisco

    This Hotel Room In San Francisco

    What's the railing's purpose in this picture? To help guests climb the steep stairs or to... Prevent people from falling to their death each time they leave the room? Well, whatever the answer is, let's hope the door doesn't open outwards.

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    San Francisco; Winchester is in San Jose, CA. ;o)

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the door, you may end up in Narnia..

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's a bonus stage. It contains an elixir and a special weapon for your hero's best friend. But you're not ready for it yet. That's for later, before you reach the last dungeon. ♥

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even has a convenient handrail that you can trip over before rolling down the stairs :D

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stairs. That is why I had to move from SF. Hills and stairs from a wheelchair point of view.

    Nikki Felix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably just a storage space for the employees or something. I can't imagine they would risk putting a guest there.

    Carol Dunagan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too many keyed deadbolts on the outside of hotel rooms...no number on door either.

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    Danielle Gleeson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for a chair lift for a disabled person

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handicap compliant, I'm sure.....LoL~!

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    #24

    Braille Numbering On A Bumpy Surface

    Braille Numbering On A Bumpy Surface

    The person who took this pic said that the symbols were probably made out of plastic or a resin. And even though they confessed they don't know much about Braille, they tried feeling it and couldn’t differentiate between the dots and the bumpy design at all. I wonder why.

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braille lvl 200. For advanced experts only!

    Being_Cori
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens when the client wants everything & WILL NOT listen to the designer

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do hotels really hate the blind or something?

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Blind person reading braille*: "God damn Martha, we're in a brothel in Australia, I thought this was supposed to be The Royal hotel in Thailand"

    Gipsy Kings fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a sign on a wall in a bookstore ladies' room, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work." Underneath was the same message in Braille!

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if i can't FIND an employee to wash my hands?! GEEZ!

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    Laszlo Eszik
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other bumps just reads "F*ck you"

    Fixit Mann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, it's one of those "but can't they SEE the dots?" ... pause... DOH!

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    #25

    My Mom Is At A Hotel And Found This Note In Her Robe

    My Mom Is At A Hotel And Found This Note In Her Robe

    No one wants to sleep in used sheets or wear robes that have already been worn by other guests. That's why white is the ultimate color of service since it's easiest to spot any dirt. Some hotels nowadays are going green and only washing the items that have clearly been used. So maybe it's best to leave your dirty robe on the floor instead of hanging it back up the next time you're in a hotel ?

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    Mamia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they thank for anything?...

    ZHAO YIHAN Moe
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    4 years ago

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing, I wish I didn't know. At least he's honest!

    tarebear
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also... how many people BEFORE this lady were in this robe and didn't notice the note???

    Tina Larson-Fugere
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strip my beds and put all my towels in a pile on the floor! So, I do half their job, just so the next person doesn’t get stuck with used stuff!

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always leave me used towels, etc on the floor when leaving a hotel/motel. If they're not neatly hung up, it's going to be easier to replace with new ones all ready folded, that pick them up off the floor and sort them out. Might strip the bed before I leave next time and dump the sheets on the floor.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, white is so they can bleach the hell out of those stains.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never wear a hotel bathrobe.

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure this note wasn't supposed to be on the pillow?

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    #26

    Just Wanted A Nice, Hot Shower At The Hotel I Was Staying At

    Just Wanted A Nice, Hot Shower At The Hotel I Was Staying At

    You know that feeling when you're a hotel owner and the customers don't know how to ration their hot water usage? Well, the owner of this hotel apparently had had enough and went to the trouble of inventing ways to stop people from taking hot showers. Perhaps a cold shower of negative reviews will change this owner's mind sooner or later.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they didn't want people to get scalded, and sue the hotel?

    shane montanez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe set the temperature of the water heater to a temperature that won't burn customers.

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to keep the hotel expenses low..

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnnd...DONE! Shower installation complete! :)

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just want to draw their straws for the environment and save energy!

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because it was cheaper than having a 'beware of hot water' sign...

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMH... another lefty?!?

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    #27

    Having The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Hotel Room

    Having The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Hotel Room

    At least the lavatory is in a separate room. And you can chat to your SO while they're watching TV. Just don't book this room if you're planning to go on a business trip with your colleague.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't miss a second of your favourite shows!

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but you'll have to watch them in the mirror.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that’s where it would be in any small hotel room. It’s not the positioning of the room, it’s the lack of drywall that’s the problem. And the commode is in its own closet so this really isn’t even that weird.

    Jon Davis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MTP you're a special kind of stupid aren't you

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a room from a "Couples only - No kids allowed" type of hotel. It's made that way so you can put a show for (or watch) your SO. The toilet seat is in the more private room behind the door.

    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like this.....I can watch TV in the mirror while bathing.

    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this in Thailand, but the glass divider was patterned, and up to the ceiling...

    boredkoala
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a room as you described in NYC (no drywall for the toilet, it was in the glass too). I thought it was cool and clever for a tiny space!

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    Soupcat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA Well at least theres a door for the toilet..

    madapult
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if you live by yourself, it's a pretty room!

    Rhon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We stayed in a hotel with a full length window in the shower to the bed

    Da Potato
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the toilet bowl is not there too...

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    #28

    This Carpet In My Friend's Hotel

    This Carpet In My Friend's Hotel

    A carpet with a killer design. Literally. Nothing's more relaxing than going to your hotel room and finding out that either a murder took place in the hotel's corridor or the blood elevator scene from Stanley Kubrick's 'The Shining' is actually a thing which happens from time to time in real hotels as well. And if that's the case, why should some one be bothered with changing the carpets?

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that, reminiscent of a bloody body being dragged.

    Lars Lasersson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it looks like a meandering "river of blood", a more subtle version of the huge flow we saw in the Shining.

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    Hobbit Girly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hideous. Everyone knows cream colored walls don't go with bloody floors.

    Yael
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my mind is in the gutter right now.

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    Kevin Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some chalk and draw a body outline!

    Adam T S
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids would be SO excited to play hot lava on this carpet.

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes well with the bloody curtains from earlier

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they have a lot of murders...

    KCN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My, God. An elephant with an overdose of steroids staggering to a room with her menstrual blood flowing behind her?? I just checked and elephants DO have menstrual cycles! What a relief for them that it stops during the 22 months that they're pregnant.....

    Kevin Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get chalk and draw an outline!

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    #29

    The Hotel Tried To Make Our Stay Special... They Succeeded!

    The Hotel Tried To Make Our Stay Special... They Succeeded!

    It's what you get after you write 'congrats' and realize that you still have half your rose petals left over. Just one question, though. Who the hell is Tulation?

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really meant it..

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts.

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, and they even made a towel swan.

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    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is that slightly above the petals on the bed? Siamese swans? IDK.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illiteracy seems much more common in the 'internet generation', doesn't it?

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Tulation, and what did they do/get?

    空の夢
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they probably too late for check in but the hotel staff didnt want to be openly offensive so congratulations tu lat ion 🤗

    Kadin Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations on passing your logic class....PSYCH!!!

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    #30

    Wish Hotels Posted Shower Head Height. I Would Filter For That When Booking

    Wish Hotels Posted Shower Head Height. I Would Filter For That When Booking

    If you're wondering, the guy's 6'5". But his 5'9" wife wasn't impressed either. Sorry. No pictures of her in the shower, though.

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    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that all countries would start using hand showers. Those makes washing all parts of your body more easy and also the height is not a problem.

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly - and as a woman it is annoying when you just want a quick shower without getting your hair wet.

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    Uwe Theiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure would do as well. I am 1,9m and this is one of my major problems wenn traveling. I already had to shower on my knees -.-

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be one of those rooms made for hobbits

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 5’8” and I have had this problem in some of the nicest hotels! Nothing like squatting the whole time. Pain in the a*s to wash long hair.

    Pollypocket81
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the important bits were taken care of :/

    Simon Murray
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on business in Czech Republic and stayed in a really nice but really old hotel. I 6' 3 but the shower head was fixed at about 4' 6. I bent down to rinse my hair and prolapsed a disc in my back resulting in 3 months of agony followed by paralysis of one leg and a surgery to remove said disc. Low showers are dangerous

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 6'5", I can't imagine many showers accommodate him.

    Hobbit Girly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once stayed at a house that had the shower head directly above your head, and it was really tall. Best shower experience ever.

    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top notch shower, unless you are at the top of the meterstick in height, hahaha!!!

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    #31

    I Have To Pay Them To Take The Mini Bar Out Of My Room...

    I Have To Pay Them To Take The Mini Bar Out Of My Room...

    Minibar items are always ridiculously overpriced, but what if you just want to check out what's inside and accidentally move some items? Well in this hotel you'd be safer to never even touch the air around the minibar. Just imagine what the bill would look like if an earthquake happened during your stay!

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is completely unacceptable!

    DemPugs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I'll have to charge you for that. Complaints are $5 each.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that’s even legal. I can’t understand why a hotel would go out of their way to infuriate their guests. I get being greedy but this is shooting yourself in the foot.

    Lizzie the Crayon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathing = £100 Walking = £47 Getting Dressed = £110 Living Life = £0...no one wants your life, lol

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that they then have a separate fridge for the hotel guests to use. Many people empty the mini bar just to keep their own foods and drinks cool.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want 15 euro just to empty it? What a cheek. I'd mover every single item round 20 times and then spend the morning fighting with them over the bill.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for real? Does this even exist, a fridge with motion devices?

    Liviu Manole
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marina Bay Hotel in Singapore has these types of fridges. If you want a fridge for depositing your personal items, they charge you 15 SGD.

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    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a woman who had every item still in the mini fridge, but her kids played "store" with it, taking things out and putting them back, moving them around. She had to get the manager involved, and inspect the mini fridge himself, before they would take off the charge.

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    post like these should have hotels named so people know

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... just moving something to see what is behind it would charge you for the item you moved? I wouldn't even open that fridge in fear of something in the door moving and me getting charged for it.

    Jennifer King
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I stayed in a hotel like this and the front desk clerk warned us about even bumping something would result in a charge. You can contest it of course but still a pain in the a*s. Also, renders the minibar unusable for putting your own restaurant leftovers, or snacks in.

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