If you ever watched an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Hotel Hell, you'll know that lodging establishments aren't always up to par. And we here at Bored Panda have decided to remind you of that. We've compiled a second list of hotels that failed so badly, it's funny. Failed appliances? Oh yes. Spiders living in a pillowcase? You bet. After going through our refined selection of "NOPE," you might never look the same at Booking dot com photos ever again. Scroll down to laugh at these and other hotel disasters (or cry if you're staying in one of them) and upvote your faves.

#1 Thailand Trolled Again. CPR Instructions Next To The Hotel Pool. They Have No Clue...

Thailand Trolled Again. CPR Instructions Next To The Hotel Pool. They Have No Clue...

Do you know the statistics of how many people actually die from soft nipples every year? Me neither. But if you ever have CPR done on you in Thailand and wake up with sore nipples, at least be grateful for it might just saved your life.

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Sunzilla 2 months ago

Ooh, their translator had some fun...

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#2 Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night...

Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night...

Found at the Wingate by Wyndham Hotel, this note was placed under the fitted bottom sheet. The unlucky fellow who stumbled across it said he could "clearly see the sheet of paper when pulled the top sheet and blanket back." Makes you wonder how long it was there, doesn't it? Could be from pre-2000's for all we know.

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Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

Oh no that's disgusting

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#3 The Sink In My Hotel Room (Helsinki)

The Sink In My Hotel Room (Helsinki)

More like ... Fail-sinki, am I right? Or Hell-sinki? No? Badsinki? I give up. If you want to check out this gem of crappy design with your own eyes, visit the Scandic Helsinki, a four star business hotel that always knows how to surprise its guests.

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Toujin C'Thlu 2 months ago

Don't drink and install bathroom fixtures

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#4 My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need

My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need

To this point, no one (even Julio) aren't sure how he got stuck. The glass sliding door may have been jammed in some way because Julio had to pretty much completely remove it. Sadly, witnesses say Julio didn't talk much. He just kept telling them to make sure they told the front desk about their troubles so they could get a compensation for that day of the stay. And to anyone wondering, it was the poor guy's girlfriend who called for help and took that priceless pic, no hotel ghosts were involved!

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varwenea 2 months ago

This is scary. I travel for work alone. Who would have found me? Hotel staff when I don't check out days later? 😱

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#5 This Toilet Paper Holder

This Toilet Paper Holder

Courtyard Marriott, everyone. A place that makes you pay to walk like a penguin. Unless you have the eye of Sherlock Holmes and are able to plan ahead. Then you're fine.

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Phoebe Bean 2 months ago

Ah, Elastigirl´s house!

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#6 Welcome To The Hotel California!

Welcome To The Hotel California!

The person who took this photo said that it's a somewhat new hotel, opened a little over a year ago. "Definitely not a temporary wall," they added. "There is another room just to the left of the frame of the pic."

You can check-in anytime, but you can never leave, muahaha!

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Vic 2 months ago

You run hard at it and you will reach platform 9 3/4.

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#7 This 'Art' Above My Hotel Toilet

This 'Art' Above My Hotel Toilet

Cleaner: "Sir, it doesn't matter what we use, the stuff just doesn't come off."

Manager: "Put a frame around it and let's call it art."

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DforDorothy 2 months ago

"..and here we have a a new wave abstract style painting with the title "shART" by Blow vonBowel. Bidding starts at 1.000 $.."

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#8 The Door To My Hotel Balcony Is In The Shower Stall

The Door To My Hotel Balcony Is In The Shower Stall

You know what that means, right? The architect who designed it probably lives in that building across the street, constantly hoping to see some action.

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Marc 2 months ago

Well, if you have the courage for it. No need to be ashamed of anything! And the lovely family with three kids and grandma from the opposite side will enjoy it too... maybe.

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#9 This Hotel Forgot To Insert A Quote Into The Wall Decorations Text Sample

This Hotel Forgot To Insert A Quote Into The Wall Decorations Text Sample

Everyone has their own motivational quotes that keep them going during tough times. This hotel decided to go with the classical one "Your text sample text your text sample text here your text" because such wisdom surely enriches everyone's lives.

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Phoebe Bean 2 months ago

They not only forgot. They don't mind.

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#10 This Hotel Mural In The Breakfast Area

This Hotel Mural In The Breakfast Area

It's called "Shower drain pube collection" and is valued at $250,000. An original work of Pubelo Pissaco.

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Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

Let me guess. The shower after Cousin It stayed at the hotel . Right ? :D

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#11 The Room Numbers In This Hotel

The Room Numbers In This Hotel

When you think about it, it's funny that golden letters over golden wallpaper weren't posh enough. They had to get golden nails as well.

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Phoebe Bean 2 months ago

I'd take a Sharpie and make things right.

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#12 Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China

Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China

The hotel in China probably just used Google Translate. At least they tried to warn the guests. Or maybe they're certain you're going to slip, so they want to make sure you do it with grace.

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Vic 2 months ago (edited)

What is the penalty if you are not careful while slipping?

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#13 The Hotel I'm Staying At In India Doesn't Want Me Looking Out The Windows In A Certain Direction

The Hotel I'm Staying At In India Doesn't Want Me Looking Out The Windows In A Certain Direction

According to the guest, however, they didn't mind the obstruction. "I see kids playing in the rubbish piles all day long," they said. "Breaks your heart." As you might've guessed, this hotel is located "well away" from the touristy parts of Delhi.

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Phoebe Bean 2 months ago

Well, that only makes you want to see what's behind it...

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#14 Was Told My Hotel Room Had A Courtyard View. Was Not Disappointed. 10/10 Would View Again

Was Told My Hotel Room Had A Courtyard View. Was Not Disappointed. 10/10 Would View Again

In case you're wondering, you can check out this fabulous view in Collegeville, Pennsylvania, at Residence Inn by Marriott, right across the... courtyard, of course. Just make sure to find out if they have a room with panoramic windows. 

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Marc 2 months ago

I have seen worse. At least you have an open view and fresh air. Often that is more than you could ask for!

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#15 This Hotel Doesn't Allow You To Use Books For Their Intended Purpose

This Hotel Doesn't Allow You To Use Books For Their Intended Purpose

I wonder, how many "displays" had to be stolen before the hotel put up this sign? Nothing says "Welcome" better than making your guests feel like thieves.

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Troux 2 months ago

"I'm just displaying each page, one at a time....

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#16 The Swimming Pool At The Motel 6 That I Stayed At Last Night

The Swimming Pool At The Motel 6 That I Stayed At Last Night

This was off of Interstate 95 in southern Georgia and, according to the guest, they just stopped there overnight on their way to Florida. I hope they left the establishment a one-star rating, though! The less motels that don't mow their pool regularly, the better.

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Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

"Would you care for a wallow in our dirt, sir ?" :D

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#17 The Design Of These Curtains At A Hotel That My Parents Stayed At

The Design Of These Curtains At A Hotel That My Parents Stayed At

Spotted at Novotel (Wellington, New Zealand), at least these curtains made for a really daddy dad joke. And what about those sheets, blankets, and upholstery that also had random red-ish and off-white splotches "printed" on them? Pretty funny, huh?

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Marc 2 months ago

Might be a good place for the perfect crime. "No officer, this ain't blood, it's just the design of the curtains... and the floor... and the walls."

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#18 The Salt And Pepper Shakers In My Hotel Room

The Salt And Pepper Shakers In My Hotel Room

OK, let's say there's a reasonable explanation for why the salt and pepper have to be sealed. Why keep the bags in bottles, though? Closed bottles? Just put a lock on them if you don't want to your guests to bankrupt you with their excessive use of spices and minerals, you scrooge.

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Phoebe Bean 2 months ago

Perhaps humidity is a factor.

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#19 This Stupid Doorstop In My Hotel Room. Banged My Foot On It Four Times Today

This Stupid Doorstop In My Hotel Room. Banged My Foot On It Four Times Today

If you haven't liked it, then you should have put a shoe on it. And if you feel as if this hotel doesn't care about its guests at all, you're right. I mean, just look at those misaligned skirting boards in the background.

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Marc 2 months ago

Damn... It hurts by only looking at it. My big toe just got smaller.

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#20 Hotel Ad Vs. Reality In Vietnam

Hotel Ad Vs. Reality In Vietnam

Jenny Kershaw from Manchester, tweeted a photo from the Booking dot com page of the Mari Gold Hotel & Apartment in Vietnam, highlighting a stunning swimming pool against a sunny sky. But next to the glamorous snap she shared a photo of the reality – a tiny hot tub. Interestingly, as her tweet was going viral, the travel company got in contact with Jenny, asking if she would like to make a formal complaint but she declined. Talk about holiday spirit!

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DforDorothy 2 months ago

You're WELCOM! 😎

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#21 The Braille In This Hotel Bathroom Sign Isn't Raised

The Braille In This Hotel Bathroom Sign Isn't Raised

An ADA-compliant sign that's very similar to this costs about $8 on Amazon, but I guess that's way too much if you're a a cheap skate hotel operator.

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Marc 2 months ago

Maybe that is not Braille but some alien language.

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#22 A Motel Served Me This Breakfast Tray For $15 And Contains A Toaster, And A 2l Milk

A Motel Served Me This Breakfast Tray For $15 And Contains A Toaster, And A 2l Milk

At first, they give you a breakfast tray that contains a toaster then they charge you for $300 for lost equipment. And that's only for the shampoo.

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Eirik Johnsbråten 2 months ago

Could you keep the toaster?

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#23 This Hotel Room In San Francisco

This Hotel Room In San Francisco

What's the railing's purpose in this picture? To help guests climb the steep stairs or to... Prevent people from falling to their death each time they leave the room? Well, whatever the answer is, let's hope the door doesn't open outwards.

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Toujin C'Thlu 2 months ago

Winchester Mystery Hotel?

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#24 Braille Numbering On A Bumpy Surface

Braille Numbering On A Bumpy Surface

The person who took this pic said that the symbols were probably made out of plastic or a resin. And even though they confessed they don't know much about Braille, they tried feeling it and couldn’t differentiate between the dots and the bumpy design at all. I wonder why.

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Marc 2 months ago

I wonder what it says when someone tries to read it. "Run, don't stay here."

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#25 My Mom Is At A Hotel And Found This Note In Her Robe

My Mom Is At A Hotel And Found This Note In Her Robe

No one wants to sleep in used sheets or wear robes that have already been worn by other guests. That's why white is the ultimate color of service since it's easiest to spot any dirt. Some hotels nowadays are going green and only washing the items that have clearly been used. So maybe it's best to leave your dirty robe on the floor instead of hanging it back up the next time you're in a hotel ?

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Mamia 2 months ago

Why would they thank for anything?...

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#26 Just Wanted A Nice, Hot Shower At The Hotel I Was Staying At

Just Wanted A Nice, Hot Shower At The Hotel I Was Staying At

You know that feeling when you're a hotel owner and the customers don't know how to ration their hot water usage? Well, the owner of this hotel apparently had had enough and went to the trouble of inventing ways to stop people from taking hot showers. Perhaps a cold shower of negative reviews will change this owner's mind sooner or later.

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Toujin C'Thlu 2 months ago

Maybe they didn't want people to get scalded, and sue the hotel?

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#27 Having The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Hotel Room

Having The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Hotel Room

At least the lavatory is in a separate room. And you can chat to your SO while they're watching TV. Just don't book this room if you're planning to go on a business trip with your colleague.

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Troux 2 months ago

You won't miss a second of your favourite shows!

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#28 This Carpet In My Friend's Hotel

This Carpet In My Friend's Hotel

A carpet with a killer design. Literally. Nothing's more relaxing than going to your hotel room and finding out that either a murder took place in the hotel's corridor or the blood elevator scene from Stanley Kubrick's 'The Shining' is actually a thing which happens from time to time in real hotels as well. And if that's the case, why should some one be bothered with changing the carpets?

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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 2 months ago

I like that, reminiscent of a bloody body being dragged.

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#29 The Hotel Tried To Make Our Stay Special... They Succeeded!

The Hotel Tried To Make Our Stay Special... They Succeeded!

It's what you get after you write 'congrats' and realize that you still have half your rose petals left over. Just one question, though. Who the hell is Tulation?

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Vic 2 months ago

They really meant it..

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#30 Wish Hotels Posted Shower Head Height. I Would Filter For That When Booking

Wish Hotels Posted Shower Head Height. I Would Filter For That When Booking

If you're wondering, the guy's 6'5". But his 5'9" wife wasn't impressed either. Sorry. No pictures of her in the shower, though.

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Bored Fox 2 months ago

I hope that all countries would start using hand showers. Those makes washing all parts of your body more easy and also the height is not a problem.

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#31 I Have To Pay Them To Take The Mini Bar Out Of My Room...

I Have To Pay Them To Take The Mini Bar Out Of My Room...

Minibar items are always ridiculously overpriced, but what if you just want to check out what's inside and accidentally move some items? Well in this hotel you'd be safer to never even touch the air around the minibar. Just imagine what the bill would look like if an earthquake happened during your stay!

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Kaisu Rei 2 months ago

This is completely unacceptable!

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