Have you ever read a sign in English and wondered who translated it? You know the words, but the sentence makes so little sense that you have to read it again to make sure you aren’t missing something. And the more you try to figure out what it’s supposed to say, the funnier it gets.
Here’s a collection of signs that lost the plot somewhere between one language and another. Some translations are so ridiculous you’ll wonder how they made it onto a sign in the first place, while others sound like accidental threats from someone who really has it out for you.
Get ready to laugh a lot and feel some serious secondhand embarrassment, because we are sure that these signs say absolutely nothing like what their creators intended.
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This door has been a bad, bad door and deserves a good slamming.
This is the story where a guy decided not to k**l his son because the voices in his head changed their mind. Then he found a ram in a bush to happily k**l instead. Such a wonderful religion.
