Parenting is like a triathlon where new challenges keep getting tacked on just to keep the participants on their toes. The moment a newborn’s routine is learned, the baby becomes a toddler and everything has to be learned again.
In case you want to see what other parents have been dealing with last month, we’ve gathered the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets from September. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments below.
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As for me, I have the best zen whilst on the ceramic throne. Hence the stimulation in my brain to achieve goals.
My son was a preemie, delivered by C-section. We had explained to him how he was born and received extra care as an infant, which he seemed to accept at his level of understanding. Then came the day his kindergarten teacher contacted me to say he had traumatized his entire classroom when he told the story of how he was delivered... via chainsaw.
They are in fact a different species and frankly the most terrifying animal of all
My wife and daughter figured that out long ago. Much to my chagrin.
If you get the anaesthetic, you don't get the full experience of surgery
The circumference of the earth is just under 25,000 miles. If anyone was wondering 🙂
That's minimally better than all the other moms telling you their pregnancy and childbirth horror stories. At least you feel better for venting and they get some of their own medicine.
Have you ever experienced deja vu? Have you ever experienced deja vu?
My friend told her son to stop writing his name on household things, and he did stop. He started writing his dad's name instead.
The other day my son stumbled across a YouTube video about Jeanne Calment who was the world's oldest woman. So when I was putting him to bed he decided to tell me about her but threw in a line from the Sonic The Hedgehog 3 film. So he tells me "The oldest woman in the world lived in France from 1875 to 1997"......."In the saggy flesh".
The other day my son stumbled across a YouTube video about Jeanne Calment who was the world's oldest woman. So when I was putting him to bed he decided to tell me about her but threw in a line from the Sonic The Hedgehog 3 film. So he tells me "The oldest woman in the world lived in France from 1875 to 1997"......."In the saggy flesh".
