89 Hilarious Childhood Hairstyles From The ’80s And ’90s That Should Never Come Back

Omg the sideburns hahahaha

Poor unfortunate soul...

ventriloquist!

is it me... or did she comb her long haired eyebrows back over her head?

This photo is so awkward, the mom looks scared for her life.

Blocking out the haters

parents really didn't love their kids back then...

She looks like she's been inhaling too much of that Aqua Net hairspray!

I hate his parents.

I rocked this look from kindergarten till probably 3rd grade.

Haha, she's like "what have you done to me?"

Reverse mohawk

Am I the only one that thinks that this one (apart from the dad) is actually good?

Last time I saw her she was in Narnia starring alongside a witch and a wardrobe.

If only the hair in this photo was the problem

I have seen Alisha Keys sport the same hairstyle in 2016

I shall name him .... Billy... he looks like a Billy

When you have the same groomer as your Poodle!

This must be a childhood photo of Riff Raff from RHPS.

Hair that slaps gravity in the face and asks, want another?

to me the 60's

The higher the hair, the closer to God! If you're going to have a mullet, you should have a super mullet.

Inspired by The Cure much?

I think I went to school with this girl....seriously.

Help! A UFO!

Edward scissor hand?

There's something about Mary........

She was rockin that Lord of the Rings Elves style hair-do before Orlando Bloom!

She's got nana's wig on again!

Crazy.. So many of this kids don't look like real kids, but like miniature grown-ups. Definitely not the hairstyle of a little kid..

Super Fly is right.

I hope she looks better these days

Asian Kid n Play

Fringe perms were a thing...

not 80's

Tupperware, or RubberMaid?

In Germany this is called "vokuhila" short for "vorne kurz hinten lang" which means "front short back long" we are efficient but not funny... ^^

His face expression says it all

There was a band called Kayagoogoo with this hairdo

This haircut reminds me of David Bowie.

Of all the hair styles, this is probably the most conventional, from what I can see.

Show us your picture now Notchimine, I need to know!!

This makes her look so old..

I remember wanting a mullet in the 80's. It was one of the few fashion choices my mom ever put her foot down on . She said, with the most sincerest of wisdom, "NO F*CKING WAY ARE YOU GETTING THAT STUPID HAIRCUT". Thanks, Mom, you were right!!!

A natural umbrella for your shoulder pads.

How cute, the birds made a nest on her head. I don't see ant eggs yet..

Looks like an Insane clown posse t-shirt.

oh no...

from the look on her face, she cut her own hair a week before this photo.

Stop... Collaborate and listen...

I think the shirt is AWESOME

again withe lasers..

At least he played the sequins right

This one looks kinda anine-style.

Funny thing is, this kid was probably the "coolest dude" in school back then.

Ladies beware