51 Witty Greeting Cards That Might Inspire You To Skip The Generic Ones Next Time You Visit The Store
In today's world of technology, there's something special about receiving a physical handwritten message like a greeting card. Unlike a text message that can disappear in a pile of digital conversations, a greeting card is something you can hold on to, display, or rediscover years later and feel sentimental about.
And some of these cards are too memorable to throw away because their messages are so bizarre or unexpectedly hilarious that they leave a lasting impression.
Here are some examples people shared online. After seeing this, you may find the classic “Best Wishes” card a little too bland and boring, and we don’t blame you.
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Greeting cards never went out of style despite the prevalence of digital technology. Some experts may even argue that they can help strengthen family relationships.
“The creative process of putting these (greeting cards) together serves an important function in solidifying the identity and values of the family,” says University of Iowa communication studies professor Rachel McLaren.
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McLaren says giving a greeting card can also help mend relationships, especially during special occasions. She explains that this simple gesture can do a lot, especially when talking is difficult.
“Sending a card can be a low-pressure way of reaching out and expressing a desire to talk. Sometimes, a card is just the peace offering needed to clear the way for a deeper conversation,” McLaren said.
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According to McLaren, a handwritten note as short as 25 words can increase a greeting card's impact. She says that the effort of doing something by hand can also deepen relationships, even in the smallest of ways.
“We’re in the midst of a loneliness epidemic, so anything you can do to take steps toward meaningful connections with others will likely be met with appreciation.”
This Card Sounds Really Sarcastic
I'd buy this and then carefully ink in periods after the words XD Yay. Wow. Congrats.
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Official Greeting Card For The People Of Reddit
Also doubles as the official greeting card for the regulars of BP as well ;)
The irreverence of many of the cards featured on the list is what makes them funny. They share an overarching theme of poking fun at life’s absurdities, which Cornell University philosophy professor David Shoemaker sees as highly valuable.
“By occasionally reflecting on our lives (and the lives of everyone) from the timeless perspective of the universe, to see that none of what we’re pursuing may matter in the end – life itself may be laughably absurd,” Shoemaker explained.
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Shoemaker adds that seeing the humor in the absurd can help us face life’s challenges.
“If we manage to take up that perspective, we may be much better able to cope with life’s curveballs, as well as focus better on the tasks at hand. Sometimes it’s good to be a little psychopathic,” he said.
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I Hear Ya, Sista
The English-major pedant in me usually slumbers peacefully, but I really hate that "snugly". That's an adverb, not an adjective. The card designers probably meant to use "snuggly".
I’m From The States And I Have A Friend In Australia. She Sent Me A Christmas Card That Included A Translation To ‘Australian’
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I Was Also Looking At Birthday Cards
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"Every Christmas My BFF And I Send Cards To Random Addresses"
Lord They Done Did It!
Some of us have to do all of the parenting, gender non-specific. But also, I could absolutely see someone giving Mom a card for the first Father's Day without Dad, sharing memories and appreciation for someone everyone is missing.
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Oh dear - Fred is going to have a heart attack when he reads the header.
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Clever! For a moment I couldn't even tell what was Sharpied on. Had to look twice XD
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Not everything. I have yet to see sympathy cards for dieters.
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I saw a card that said "you may be a grumpy old git, but you're MY grumpy old git" I didn't buy it for Mr Auntriarch, I just pointed it out in the shop.
I saw a card that said "you may be a grumpy old git, but you're MY grumpy old git" I didn't buy it for Mr Auntriarch, I just pointed it out in the shop.
