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In today's world of technology, there's something special about receiving a physical handwritten message like a greeting card. Unlike a text message that can disappear in a pile of digital conversations, a greeting card is something you can hold on to, display, or rediscover years later and feel sentimental about. 

And some of these cards are too memorable to throw away because their messages are so bizarre or unexpectedly hilarious that they leave a lasting impression. 

Here are some examples people shared online. After seeing this, you may find the classic “Best Wishes” card a little too bland and boring, and we don’t blame you.

#1

Further Evidence My Wife's Boss Has A Sense Of Humor. This Is Her Christmas Card

Hilarious greeting cards featuring a funny typed note to Mary from Joseph on a simple card.

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    #2

    The Lawyer's Christmas Card

    One of many hilarious greeting cards displaying a funny lawyer-edited Merry Christmas message with legal annotations.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    Sir Humphrey vibes

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    #3

    Anyone Else Get The One And Only Greeting Card That Not Only Makes Sense, But Is Also Funny?

    A sarcastic birthday greeting card with balloons stating no present was bought

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    Greeting cards never went out of style despite the prevalence of digital technology. Some experts may even argue that they can help strengthen family relationships. 

    “The creative process of putting these (greeting cards) together serves an important function in solidifying the identity and values of the family,” says University of Iowa communication studies professor Rachel McLaren.

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    #4

    Found A Pretty Sweet Valentine's Day Card For The Husband

    Hilarious greeting cards with witty Valentine's Day message inside

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    Surely there's more than enough evidence on BP that the valentine is far from guaranteed to be the spouse?

    #5

    Birthday Mail From The Mailwoman For My Nephew After He Complained About Getting Nothing Yesterday 😂

    Yellow paper envelope with handwritten birthday greeting addressing multiple spelling variations of the name Landon.

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    #6

    Thoughts?! Finally Got A Printer, Since My Digital Greeting Card Shop Is Actually Doing Really Good With Father’s Day Around The Corner I Wanted To Show How It Looks Printed Out My Cuts Are A Bit Rough Since It Was 3 Am & It’s My First Prototype

    A white greeting card showing a burning car asking dad about warning lights

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 hours ago

    Good card, but the headline needs some punctuation.

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    McLaren says giving a greeting card can also help mend relationships, especially during special occasions. She explains that this simple gesture can do a lot, especially when talking is difficult. 

    “Sending a card can be a low-pressure way of reaching out and expressing a desire to talk. Sometimes, a card is just the peace offering needed to clear the way for a deeper conversation,” McLaren said.

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    #7

    And The Award For The Creepiest Easter Card Goes To

    Hilarious greeting cards showing creepy Easter bunny costume card

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    #8

    I Received The Most Thoughtful Wedding Card

    Hilarious greeting cards featuring funny wedding or marriage text

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    #9

    My Sense Of Humor: Getting Birthday Cards With The Wildly Incorrect Age On It For People

    Hilarious Barbie birthday card modified with black marker for dad's 50th birthday.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    9 hours ago

    Always fun to do.

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    According to McLaren, a handwritten note as short as 25 words can increase a greeting card's impact. She says that the effort of doing something by hand can also deepen relationships, even in the smallest of ways. 

    “We’re in the midst of a loneliness epidemic, so anything you can do to take steps toward meaningful connections with others will likely be met with appreciation.”

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    #10

    This Card Sounds Really Sarcastic

    A colorful polka dot card representing hilarious greeting cards with text reading Yay Wow Congrats.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 hours ago

    I'd buy this and then carefully ink in periods after the words XD Yay. Wow. Congrats.

    #11

    I Still Send Nice Greeting Cards To My Ex

    A dark humor greeting card depicting a graveyard with the message Wish you were here

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    6 hours ago

    *snort laughs* I just startled the cat.

    #12

    Official Greeting Card For The People Of Reddit

    A funny greeting card featuring cartoon cats on the cover and a sarcastic message inside.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    8 hours ago

    Also doubles as the official greeting card for the regulars of BP as well ;)

    The irreverence of many of the cards featured on the list is what makes them funny. They share an overarching theme of poking fun at life’s absurdities, which Cornell University philosophy professor David Shoemaker sees as highly valuable. 

    “By occasionally reflecting on our lives (and the lives of everyone) from the timeless perspective of the universe, to see that none of what we’re pursuing may matter in the end – life itself may be laughably absurd,” Shoemaker explained.

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    #13

    I Finished My Phd! This Is The Card My Sister Gave Me

    A funny modified greeting card where MOM is crossed out and replaced with DOCTOR in handwriting.

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    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    19 minutes ago

    That's some good handwriting right there

    #14

    Signing Christmas Cards Can Get Pretty Awkward When Your Last Name Is Ball

    Inside of hilarious greeting cards with a handwritten message signed Love you! The Balls.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    11 hours ago

    Maybe skip the "heart" next time?

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    #15

    My Sister Got Me This Card After I Gave Birth Yesterday

    Hilarious greeting cards with humorous baby boy birth message

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    10 hours ago

    I need to know the name of that font so I can make sure it is removed from every computer in my house.

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    Shoemaker adds that seeing the humor in the absurd can help us face life’s challenges. 

    “If we manage to take up that perspective, we may be much better able to cope with life’s curveballs, as well as focus better on the tasks at hand. Sometimes it’s good to be a little psychopathic,” he said.

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    #16

    A Greeting Card From My Local Pharmacy

    A funny greeting card reading Roses are red, Masks are blue, You gave me COVID

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    #17

    For Halloween This Year Target Wants To Give People Heart Attacks

    A pair of hilarious greeting cards showing a fake pregnancy message for Halloween

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    #18

    I Hear Ya, Sista

    Hilarious greeting cards showing a Christmas card with a handwritten note from grandma canceling Christmas Eve.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    8 hours ago

    The English-major pedant in me usually slumbers peacefully, but I really hate that "snugly". That's an adverb, not an adjective. The card designers probably meant to use "snuggly".

    #19

    I’m From The States And I Have A Friend In Australia. She Sent Me A Christmas Card That Included A Translation To ‘Australian’

    Side by side handwritten messages inside hilarious greeting cards showcasing a translation of Australian slang.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    9 hours ago

    Accurate!

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    #20

    Christmas Card Spell Check Fail

    Red plaid patterned gift wrap or card with a misspelling reading Marry Christmas on the band.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    7 hours ago

    Well if you love it so much, why don't you merry it?

    #21

    Easily The Funniest Birthday Card I've Ever Gotten

    Handmade greeting card for 18th birthday featuring a prank with a single dollar bill for taxes.

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    10 hours ago

    I guess a spelling error might be considered funny

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    #22

    The Card I Got My Dad Is Pretty Amusing Because About A Year Ago I Was In Jail. So I Hope He Finds It As Funny As I Do

    Side-by-side images of funny hilarious greeting cards for Father's Day with humorous text.

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Good luck

    #23

    My Birthday Card I'm Definitely Loved!

    Minimalist hilarious greeting cards design showing the front and inside text.

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    #24

    My New Favorite Birthday Card

    Side-by-side view of a hilarious greeting card cover reading Everyone gets to be young once and the inside reading Your turn is over.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    Oof!

    #25

    Blursed Birthday Card

    A hilarious greeting card with a printed joke about a cake on fire and a handwritten message about a house fire.

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    #26

    I Was Also Looking At Birthday Cards

    Side-by-side photo of a simple and hilarious birthday card front and inside.

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    #27

    My Friend Had Surgery On Her Deviated Septum Today (She Accidentally Called It A Deviated Scrotum), So A Friend And I Got Her A Card

    A modified sympathy card used as a hilarious greeting card about a medical issue.

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    #28

    Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

    A pink polka dot gift bag altered as a hilarious greeting card with silver tape.

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    #29

    "Every Christmas My BFF And I Send Cards To Random Addresses"

    A hand holding one of these hilarious greeting cards with a handwritten secret agent message inside

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    9 hours ago

    Boston?

    #30

    Lord They Done Did It!

    A display rack featuring hilarious greeting cards, including one labeled For My Mom ON Father's Day.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    11 hours ago

    Some of us have to do all of the parenting, gender non-specific. But also, I could absolutely see someone giving Mom a card for the first Father's Day without Dad, sharing memories and appreciation for someone everyone is missing.

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    #31

    Valentines Day Card...from The Cat?! And There Sold Out

    Hilarious greeting cards display in a store rack for Valentine's Day

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    11 hours ago

    Oh dear - Fred is going to have a heart attack when he reads the header.

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    #32

    That Is A Cruel Joke, Greeting Card Company

    A hilarious greeting card featuring a guilty white dog with mud around its snout next to a birthday message.

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    #33

    I Didn’t Have A Card For My Friend’s Birthday, But I Did Have A Sharpie And A Card For A Baby

    Cute greeting card with colorful balloons and a blue bear saying You're 1 heck of a girl.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    8 hours ago

    Clever! For a moment I couldn't even tell what was Sharpied on. Had to look twice XD

    #34

    The Wife And I Agreed We'd Only Get Greeting Cards From The Dollar Store. I Had To Get Creative For Her 30th Birthday

    A funny 3rd birthday card altered with handwriting into a hilarious greeting card for a 30th birthday.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    9 hours ago

    3rdy. Mind if I copy that?

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    #35

    My Fiancé Just Got This Card From Her Parents And The Inside Made Us LOL

    Funny romantic Christmas greeting card altered with a handwritten note from parents.

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    #36

    This Is The Card I Gave My Brother For His Birthday

    Sympathy card altered with pen to become a funny birthday greeting card.

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    #37

    I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote😂

    Handwritten text inside hilarious greeting cards featuring weirdly intense holiday wishes.

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    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    5 minutes ago

    Merry merry cheer pow BANG!

    #38

    Ron Swanson Wrote A Birthday Card

    A simple hilarious greeting card featuring a minimal birthday cake drawing and blunt sarcastic birthday messages.

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    #39

    You Did It!

    A funny greeting card showing a cartoon character giving a thumbs up with a witty sarcastic message inside.

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    #40

    Best Brain Surgery Ever

    A hilarious greeting card taped over to say Best Brain Surgery Ever with birthday cake illustrations.

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    #41

    Accidentally Bought A Gift Voucher In A Birthday Card For Works Secret Santa. Fixed In Five Seconds, I'm Sure They Won't Notice

    Person giving thumbs up next to a funny modified Happy Birthday Jesus greeting card.

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    #42

    Birthday Card

    A hilarious greeting card with crossed out Valentine text edited by hand to create a funny birthday message.

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    #43

    My Dad’s Birthday Card To Me On My 23rd Birthday

    A humorous DIY modified greeting card using a kid birthday card customized for a 23rd birthday.

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    #44

    My Husband Couldn't Find A 30th Birthday Card For Me

    A hilarious modified greeting card with handwritten text changing a toddler birthday card for a 30th birthday.

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    #45

    When Did "Dad" Become A Category At Hallmark? Happy "Father's" Day

    Category signs on a shelf of hilarious greeting cards showing dad above another labeled dad in quotation marks.

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    #46

    Finally Picked Out My Valentines Day Card!

    Humorous card featuring a smiling chihuahua with funny text about intensity.

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    #47

    There Are Greetings Cards For Everything

    Funny greeting card showing an elderly man giving a thumbs up with the text Happiness is a good bowel movement.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited)

    Not everything. I have yet to see sympathy cards for dieters.

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    #48

    Perfect Card For Your College-Bound Sibling

    A funny modified greeting card with a toddler character edited by hand for a college graduation.

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    #49

    Getting Cards For A Wildly Different Occasions And Customizing Them To Fit The Holiday You Need

    A funny modified Family Guy greeting card edited with handwritten text for Easter.

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    #50

    Not Really Into Valentines Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

    A hilarious greeting card with a sarcastic sympathy message written inside.

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    #51

    Do You Have To Put It On Your Christmas Card?

    Hilarious greeting cards showing a family photo holiday card printed with Merry Christmas and Trump 2024.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    11 hours ago

    Gag me with a holiday spoon.

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