30 Hilariously Painful Jokes That Only People Who Wear Glasses Will Understand

xD serves them right!! Great come back!!

I don't wear glasses, but this post made me feel the pain of those who do lmao

exactly!

Same thing when you have to wear safety glasses! It's great being made to feel doubly nerdy...

Walking into a warm house after a walk in the cold. Yep, been there.

Or opening a hot dishwasher, or coming in from the cold.

Yep. This is exactly how I look right now.

My life in one pic

i know how that feels like!! its like WTF "deep down inside i really wanna kick your a*s"

Am I the only one who thinks that nobody wears glasses in Hogwarts but Harry? o.O

If children in my class see me without glasses, invariably the comment is "Miss S. your eyes!" I am not sure what this means.

Omg that's to funny!!

why don't glasses come with windshield wipers?

Is it better before you change the bulb or after? Before? Or after?

That is the worst feeling ever!

Me too

It's also rather difficult to CHEW on your contacts, so that people know you're in deep thought.

This people get me so much. I'm crying 😭😭

That username tho.

This is so true. I don't know how many times my friends have asked "how many fingers is there?"

Oooh, the fabulous cotton t-shirts of my husband...

The best way to clean the glasses is to wash them with soap and then dry and clean them with clean tissue or toilet paper.

I near drove into the back of someone at a stop light cause I was too busy staring at the tree thinking "OMG!!! Look at those leaves!!!!!"

lol I've done that, even reached to take them off, and then I look around to make sure no one just saw me reach for glasses that weren't there

I HATE glass glare. I mean, we people with glasses already have problems, why can't we at least not have selfie problems

I do nr 6 when my fingers are dirty with food.

The horrible black-rimmed plastic glasses that I wore from the age of 7 contributed to my introverted nature because everyone laughed at me wearing them, everyone said they were ugly. And now they're FASHIONABLE? Modern world, I will not forgive you for this!

If u see a blurry appendage that's going side to side, Tis a dog.

I have prescription sunglasses but it's a pain changing back and forth... And feels rude if I leave the normal ones in the car by mistake!

I laughed at this for four years

Works better with contact lenses ;)

Been there! Painful.

Bad times, bad memories of this.

You never really know they're dirty until you clean them and then... WOW! New eyes!

I could never just forget my glasses. The world is a giant blur without them.

cruel

And Johnny Bravo goes: 'My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!'.

When they both look the same and you think it's a trick question

My favorite way to flip people off.

The struggle is real

Can't argue with this. Moms have special powers for these kinds of situations

My eyelashes are long enough that they reach the lenses and get them dirty, so just by BLINKING I am smudging them

When you don't realize the last column is numbers, tricky bastards

or every girl becomes 10/10 in just a second

*When you finally clean them so perfectly you don't know they are on your face*

And you don't dare move because you know you will step on them

http://www.theopticalvisionsite.com/history-of-eyewear/the-history-of-windshield-wiper-eyewear/

Yep

Works every time!

Fine with me. For the longest time I wanted to see more models wearing glasses and there's still not enough. You only see models wearing glasses in ads for glasses.

Nah i imagine that all the time i see an object and i don;t wear glasses

I keep getting told how good I look with glasses, now I'm afraid to get contacts. Even though I miss them so much.

If u can see itself in the mirror while doing ur makeup, u're already pretty happy. I don't see a thing when using my eyeliner, bcs the eyeliner and my hand occupy the 20cm space between me and mirror I needed to focus, and all's blurry.

in this world: all the time ! :P

Walk in backwards. Seriously. My BIL was a pilot and taught me this trick. Works with AC in the summer too.

You are going to get smacked, when she gets there.

Yep. Happens to me all the time. Either that or they fly off my face

It's so annoying people thinking in you have super vision because you were glasses especially scenarios like why are you going to the front of the class to were your notes you have glasses like sure I can use them to see through the tall bloke in front of me.

Every single time!

I need another option.

My favorite game at parties... "wanna try my glasses on and geel drunk without alcohol?"

Totally laughed out loud reading this

Also swimming. :(

Note to self. Never loose glasses at crime scene.

Or get the sides all greasy, yuck!

So is this how JJ Abrams sees the world ? Certainly explains a lot.