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When you see a fortune cookie, it’s not the cookie you’re craving; it’s the fortune. There are plenty of baked goods out there, but how many also act as a fortune teller or pretend to be one? On the other hand, is there a better fortune teller and hidden message carrier than a tasty one? Some of these fortune cookie messages, however, are so surprising they catch people completely off-guard.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funny fortune cookie sayings found by stunned customers to prove that Confucius isn’t behind all of them. From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who had the weird luck of discovering a funny fortune cookie definitely had a hard time swallowing them. Scroll down to read the hilarious list!
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There are several theories about the origin of fortune cookies. One such theory claims that fortune cookies are a purely American invention started by a Chinese (or Japanese) restaurant on the West Coast in the early 1900s. Some state it comes from Chinese history; Chinese rebelling patriots used to pass hidden messages in pastry to avoid getting caught. Others say it copies the Japanese tsujiura senbei (rice crackers with notes inside) treat.
China tried to popularize fortune cookies but it never caught on. Today, the biggest manufacturer of fortune cookies, Wonton Food, is located in New York and has been operating since 1973.
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My Coworker Just Came Back From Sick Leave; He Had A Heart Attack. To Celebrate We Went For Chinese. These Were In His Fortune Cookie
Who Writes Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings?
If you want to make a prediction found in a fortune cookie funny, you need a master of the craft. Surprisingly, the author of funny fortune cookie quotes for Wonton Food isn't a professional writer. Donald Lau is the company’s chief financial officer, and according to his interview with CNN, he was given this job when the company was still small and he spoke the best English among all the employees.
He proved to have a great sense of humor and was the sole fortune cookie message writer for over 30 years. In his own words, Lau doesn’t see his fortunes as real predictions. They are just a fun way to finish a meal at a Chinese restaurant. Nevertheless, in his messages, Lau tries to combine humor with ancient Chinese traditions.
How Can You Use Funny Fortune Cookie Messages?
Apart from being just a fun message to put a smile on someone's face, funny fortune cookie sayings can be turned into an amusing dare game with tasks to complete once you’ve eaten a cookie.
You can also turn it into an endearing tradition by leaving messages for your loved one in their pockets, notebook, or other unexpected places. Funny fortune cookie sayings will surely brighten their day and make them smile.
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We Got Three Fortunes With Our Meal. I Have Now Learned All I Ever Need To Know Now In Chinese
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Hungover As Hell, I Stumbled Into A Chinese Buffet And Ate Five Plates. Then I Get This Fortune
The story of the fortune cookie's lengthy journey is quite intriguing, as it involves a blend of myths, food, and culture.
Just as the hidden fortunes in cookies sparked curiosity, the intriguing tale of a mysterious box left behind by a notorious bank robber captures the imagination. Both stories remind us how ordinary objects can contain extraordinary surprises.
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The Alchemist 8 years ago
At a family reunion, we had a chocolate fountain and one of the things we had with it was fortune cookies. I didn't think they would have fortunes in them because of the chocolate but gagging down that slip of paper proved me wrong. The next cookie I had I made sure to open. It said "You probably ate your fortune"
Jade Godfrey 3 years ago
I just got a fortune cookie saying, “ If you have a job without aggravations, you don’t have a job. Gee, thanks. (Definitely gonna keep this one)
The Alchemist 8 years ago
At a family reunion, we had a chocolate fountain and one of the things we had with it was fortune cookies. I didn't think they would have fortunes in them because of the chocolate but gagging down that slip of paper proved me wrong. The next cookie I had I made sure to open. It said "You probably ate your fortune"
Jade Godfrey 3 years ago
I just got a fortune cookie saying, “ If you have a job without aggravations, you don’t have a job. Gee, thanks. (Definitely gonna keep this one)
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