88 Of The Funniest Food Tweets Ever

Are you listening, vegans?

Er, well... You have to talk to the delivery guy...

That's my kind of diet!

Couldn't be more accurate

Lol, no kidding!

cute:))

Preach Ed. Preach.

just say NO to carrots

OW that freaking hurts..but pizza I forgive you

LMFAO!!! #familycounseling #pizzainduced

good one hahaha

*snobby juicers: "I turn mine into a shake"*

LMFAO!! #identitycrises

Yes. This. All the time this. *looks at husband pointedly

Me too!

I lol'd. HA. Thanks

And live And live

happens every time I order take home sushi :D

Oh, the joys of having been born and living in a tropical country :)))))))

LOL!

LMAO!

that's funny... who has a room for desserts.. [nervous laughing.]

Fibally something where size DOES matter!

Lol

Am I the only one who personally counted the letters

They don't have arsenic in them either!

That's right up there with: "Ooooh, no way I can finish this. Too rich." As if.

Dorito Casual: Genoa Salami, Lettuce, American Cheese, Doritos.

Every. Freaking. Time.

Dude my heart breaks for you

You are one brave soul...lol

Lol XD

This is me :P

chet baker!

At least he still has July.

ppeerrrraise the lawd!!!

X)

ANY relationship

This happens to my mate, every bloody time (minus the crying part). He is a very slow eater

Funny but true history just the same.

Same here, gal. Same here.

😂

The amount of Sushi in there! Holly s**t!

Gimme the prize!

Lol! Awesome...

There desserts they are NOT meant to be shared they are meant for me to inhale in less then 5 seconds and you to sit there in silence and watch in horror

Could you grab me some nuggets while you're there? Thx love

Challenge accepted

It's laughing because i was stupid enough to eat the whole thing then look at the second size and say oops I'll remember this for the next time we met *not*

That's when you spit on the pizza and say, "enjoy"..

You can use it to make a beverage, though. In my country, you take the pineapple peel, boil it for like 10 minutes in 1.5 liters of water, sift it and sweeten it with sugar or splenda if you want to avoid some calories, then put in the fridge. It's very refreshing.

Love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, a sorta knock-knock joke

if I were Tinkerbell..I would need the Hoist

Sounds good to me...

green taste nothing like red orange or yellow....but they taste like one another.

That's funny

I know that :D I hurry to go to sleep so that you can have full pack of calories in the morning :D

Luv

Saw that coming luv

snorque

So we are healthy. Haha

Yes! That way you don't snap and start demanding all the circulating waiters line up and give you first dibs, because it is mywedding damnit! ...is embarrassing! I ahem I would think...

If you don’t leave them, I won’t eat them (what I tell me older siblings)

Broken hearted