Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.

While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.

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Lorraine
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet.

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António Lima
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is the worst in this story, the frogs or the wife!?

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#9

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"

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Lorraine
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings.

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have bought him a penis pump...cuz .... you know....

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António Lima
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex

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António Lima
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?

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#23

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)

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#25

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António Lima
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should look at the signs, specially the "GAY BAR" one

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Michael Bluth
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad.

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#34

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer!

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#36

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Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait... sheep can be really interresting.. no?

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#38

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MD
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take it as a compliment

#43

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!

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La
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Embarrassed because he didn't realize it was you or embarrassed because it is you?

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#45

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*

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Ulysses
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That could be just an accident though

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)

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#54

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MD
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... LOL, I would like to meet this guy

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#58

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Michael Bluth
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just threw up in my mouth a little. At least you didn't try to wipe it off.

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