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I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:

"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

Dad tweets can be hilarious, and Bored Panda aims to bring you the best of the best. Which hilarious dad tweet do you think deserves the top spot? Vote! Or submit your own funny dad tweets below!

#1

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Wulfur
Community Member
10 years ago

Everyone loving this should get the book "The owner's manual to terrible parenting" it's so funny

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    #2

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    Brian Gaar Report

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.

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    #3

    Funny Fatherhood Tweets

    henatewolf Report

    Onennon
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    new parenting advice has been accepted.

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    #4

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    Tim Report

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    lol

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    #5

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Onennon
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    yes!

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    #6

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Jessica Ramos
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Epic

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    #7

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    OMG! A child after my own heart!

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    #8

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Nicholas McGuinness
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*

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    #9

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    Josh Report

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    PRICELESS!!!

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    #10

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    Dad and Buried Report

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Bahahahahaha!

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    #11

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    DaddyJew Report

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Ewwwww!

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    #12

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    Simon Holland Report

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    In a flash!

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    #13

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    Matt Brennan Report

    Nicholas McGuinness
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Welcome to the 21st century kid

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    #14

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Ouch! So that was an only child, right?

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    #15

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Launa Rae
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Let It Go!!

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

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    Nice Eric Report

    Christian Hill
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show

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    #17

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Sounds like good advice to me!

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    #18

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    Goats? Report

    Attack On Titan Is Awesome
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )

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    #19

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    AmateurIdiot Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!

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    #20

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    LMAO!! Try stew next time... it's thicker.

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    #21

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    Lloyad Rang Report

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I almost spit my coffee!

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    #22

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    Ryan Reynolds Report

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Hahahah! Bruh

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    #23

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    Conan O'Brien Report

    Suleika Cremers
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..

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    #24

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    Abe Yospe Report

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.

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    #25

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

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    I bet she learned that at home too, especially at bedtime, in stores, and any time you had to take her to the doctor or dentist!! ;)

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    #26

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    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.

    #27

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    Michael Ian Black Report

    Judit Nadu
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    In Hungary we don't have to pay to watch anything from the movies...

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    #28

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Fair point though

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    #29

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    The Glad Stork Report

    Tetiana Mogylenets
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    LoL

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    #30

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    Simon Holland Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D

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    #31

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    Sammy Rhodes Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Not sure if this is funny or not, but it's absolutely the truth!!

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    #32

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    Daddy Jew Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    LMAO... yep!!

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    #33

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    Jason English Report

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Oh, wow, you're right! Now I feel old too. Thanks a lot.

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    #34

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Attack On Titan Is Awesome
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This seems familiar I just don't know how ............

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    #35

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    Simon Holland Report

    dougdoug
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    dont forget the tooth fairy, and all the other gaurdians

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    #36

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    tchrquotes Report

    Joanna Tur
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    brutal XD

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    #37

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    Abe Yospe Report

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    ....AHAHAHAHA!

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    #38

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    Zack Report

    Łukasz Wydra
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I don't get it? Somebody helps?

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    #39

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    Mark Report

    Otto Fabian
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Don't worry Mark, not everyone is oblivious to sarcasm.

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    #40

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    simoncholland Report

    Bluby Fisher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    nothing is better than croutons

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    #41

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    Will Rodgers Report

    Débora Moraes
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Haha!

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    #42

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Mikki Woodsmith
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol

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    #43

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    AndyAsAdjective Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Busy morning!!

    #44

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Otto Fabian
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly b***h that said no candy.

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    #45

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    Ryan Reynolds Report

    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

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    How is that funny?

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    #46

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    daddydoinwork Report

    Bibi Mørkhøj
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.

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    #47

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Blech!

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    #48

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    The Glad Stork Report

    dark wish
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    she's right

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    #49

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    Kent Graham Report

    Rachel Poz
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Holy c**p that was hilarious 😂

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    #50

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    Kalvin Report

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Perfect!

    #51

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    Lion Jenkins Report

    Jemma Bannocks
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.

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    #52

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    Justin Guarini Report

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    #53

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    Robert Knop Report

    Virginia Su
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA

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    #54

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    Exploding Unicorn Report

    Avery Cornelius
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Who did they get bitten by?

    #55

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    Kent Graham Report

    Вера Деме
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    My son is 12 and this is still valid. Daily

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    #56

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    Robert Knop Report

    Cyan Berry
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ha-that was like my mom she used to alway throw away my stuff I would get my and yell at her

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    #57

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    Simon Holland Report

    Cyan Berry
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    just like what my dad did to my when I was younger

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    #58

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    Troy Johnson Report

    Natalie Powell
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Haha true

    #59

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    Dad an Buried Report

    #60

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    DaddyJew Report

    Llamas and Squids
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    hahaha

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    #61

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    Doyin Richards Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    LOL!!

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    #62

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    TheAlexNevil Report

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Gotta hand it to the kid for persistence!

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    #63

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    The Cisco Kid Report

    Onennon
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    ouch.

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    #64

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    DesignerDaddy Report

    Christina Adams
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I am incredibly grateful for gummy vitamins, since my whole life's experience with 99% of regular vitamins involves me vomiting shortly after taking them (no matter what combination of food/water/lack thereof I tried with them) and gummies are the only ones I can tolerate. Simple, basic dental hygiene takes care of the sugar issue, they're much more appealing to kids and even us adults, and there are plenty of sugar free options available. I'd rather have a little sugar than no vitamins.

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    #65

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    MikeDaddyReal Report

    Shanqua Finney
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Totally my 8 yr old

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    #66

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    AndyAsAdjective Report

    Teresa
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    awwwww... marraige.

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    #67

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    Dad and Buried Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Wait... my kid was suppose to pay me? Where do I file my complaint?

    #68

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    Jim Gaffigan Report

    Tetiana Mogylenets
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Good one

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    #69

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    Rodney Lacroix Report

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    No one is safe.

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    #70

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    Kalvin Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Truth!!

    #71

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    Zack Report

    Marieange Dobresk
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    #72

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    Alex Nevil Report

    Hetal Vyas
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    My parents do the number thing, being the oldest, I'm number 1!! There's a number 2 and 3!!

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    #73

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    fsuflores Report

    dougdoug
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    then they wake up first and scare the poo out of you with a loud bang in the kitchen

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    #74

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    Charlie N Andy Report

    Glen Mast
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Could be worse, when I was 5 I wanted to be a garbage collector ..... cause they get to ride on the back of the truck..... my parents bought me a toy garbage truck for my birthday

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    #75

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    The Alex Nevil Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Who could do that anyway? They seem to come up with some "new math" every decade or so... which makes very little sense to me. How many different ways can 2+2 equal 4?

    #76

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    simoncholland Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

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    Yeah, Dad... NOT the same thing at all!!

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    #77

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    Untastioc Mr. Fitz Report

    Jessica Ramos
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Omfg hhahahahahahaha

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    #78

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    No Idea: Daddy Blog Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    They don't need yours - they have their own!!

    #79

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    Ben Schwartz Report

    Auburn Skies
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    go for the internet.

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    #80

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    Simon Holland Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    My trick for that was to tell my son I needed to make dinner, so why not write the story and then I can read it after he goes to sleep. Either he'd get lots of writing practice, or the story would end right then!!

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    #81

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    Sven Amish Report

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    #82

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    FatherWithTwins Report

    Chrysalis
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Ha! I believe it!

    #83

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    Mark Report

    #84

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    Danny Zuker Report

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    me too. that was f*****g hilarious

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    #85

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    Mark Report

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Somehow I was expecting the last word of that sentence to be something far less legal.

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    #86

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    RealDMK Report

    #87

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    TheAlexNevil Report

    #88

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    FatherWithTwins Report

    Lara-Andrea Beck
    Community Member
    10 years ago

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    Says the absolutely skinny woman shown on the profile picture....

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    #89

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    Goats? Report

    magaly buitrago
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    i remember collecting those when i was little lol i use to look for them everywhere

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