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There's good reason why people say "Never read the comments"; they often devolve into toxic exchanges that offer little value. Which is kind of sad because then we miss the occasional masterpiece.

Luckily, there's a rare breed of heroes who are willing to sift through all the negativity to find and preserve the lost gems, allowing them to receive the attention they truly deserve.

The Instagram account 'Epic Comment God' is one of them. Continue scrolling to check out its collection.

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    Part of what makes online comments so wild is the disconnect between the commenter’s identity and what they are saying, a phenomenon that the psychologist John Suler memorably termed the “online disinhibition effect.”

    The theory is that the moment you shed your identity the usual constraints on your behavior go, too—or, to reiterate a 1993 Peter Steiner cartoon, on the Internet, nobody knows you’re not a dog.

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    Az
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this is exactly what women have wanted for ages.

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    When Arthur Santana, a communications professor at the University of Houston, analyzed nine hundred randomly chosen comments on articles about immigration, half from newspapers that allowed anonymous postings, such as the Los Angeles Times and the Houston Chronicle, and half from ones that didn’t, including USA Today and the Wall Street Journal, he discovered that anonymity made a perceptible difference: 53% percent of anonymous commenters were uncivil, as opposed to 29% percent of registered, non-anonymous commenters. Therefore, Santana concluded that anonymity encourages incivility.

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    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Nazis and their sympathizers fled to South America when the Nazis lost the war.

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not hear slander about my man Jizzissippi.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever Jizzissippi got accused of, it was Jalifornia’s fault. I saw the whole thing.

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    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jalabama. Jalaska. Jarizona. Jarkansas. Jcalifornia. Jcolorado. Jconnecticut. Jdelaware. Jflorida. Jgeorgia. Jhawaii. Jidaho. Jillinois. Jindiana. Jiowa. Jkansas. Jkentucky. Jlouisiana. Jmaine. Jmaryland. Jmassachusetts. Jmichigan. Jminnesota. Jimississippi. Jmissouri. Jmontana. Jnebraska. Jneveda. Jnew Hampshire. Jnew Jersey. Jnew Mexico. Jnew York. Jnorth Carolina. Jnorth Dakota. Johio. Joklahoma. Joregon. Jpennsylvania. Jrhode Island. Jsouth Carolina. Jsouth Dakota. Jtennessee. Jtexas. Jutah. Jvermont. Jvirginia. Jwashington. Jwest Virginia. Jwisconson. Jwyonming..... wtf is the name?

    wenchie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hero of Canton… The Man They Call Jayne.

    Natalie Kelsey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only one that works...I tried all 50

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    SweetCheesySpaghetti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firs tthing I thought was "Jermont" but then thought, "Wait - that could actually be someone's name..." so i'm bad at this game lmao

    SCP 049
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that is the name they were talking about.

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    Stacy Jones
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know his name's Jakota or something.

    Osprey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only person who is sitting here going through all the states adding a J on the front to see if they make a name? Is his name Jaine? Joehio? Jutah? Jexas..... Jillinois? I cant stop.

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to consult my lawyer Jew York about this...

    Novadoe (She/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These comments absolutely made my day xD

    SecretRacoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did everyone miss the part that says RHYMES with one of the states? Obviously, his name is Joehio.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jinnesota - sounds like a new mixed drink

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jlorida has some growing up to do, move on girl

    William Hunting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jasachusetts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Jes.the.Mess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jew York" sounds problematic. Luckily I am far away in Jutah

    Jacob Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't even dog on Jlordia, dude. he did nothin wrong

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How off her face is she in that picture? 🤦🏼‍♀️ not flattering.. 😬. )I hate myself and rarely post pictures).

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jew Mexico? Jew Jersey? Jew York? Jew Hampshire? Or are we talking Jorth Carolina, Jouth Carolina, Jast Virginia, Jest Virginia… Jouisiana? Jlabama? Jevada?.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Irene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont talk about my jorth carolina like that!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jorida Man did nothing wrong

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jonneticut? Jebraska? Jissouri? They never hurt anyone either XP

    maxiefav.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s here, telling jokes here in Joke-la-homa!

    Nichole Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest comment section ever. Nice work, people!!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t ask me why I did it, but you’re welcome… 🤣 Jalabama Jalaska Jarizona Jarkansas Jalifornia Jolorado Jonnecticut Jelaware Jlorida Jeorgia Jawaii Jidaho Jillinois Jindiana Jiowa Jansas Jentucky Jouisiana Jaine Jaryland Jassachusetts Jichigan Jinnesota Jississippi Jissouri Jontana Jebraska Jevada New Jampshire New Jersey New Jexico New Jork North Jarolina North Jakota Johio Joklahoma Joregon Jennsylvania Jhode Island South Jarolina South Jakota Jennessee Jexas Jutah Jermont Jirginia Jashington West Jirginia Jisconsin Jyoming

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was clearly talking about Jhode Island

    Mara Was… A Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave my dude Jest Jirgina alone bro, don't sully his good name

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, how come this person assumed everyone would know they meant american states? what if someone thought she meant 2 Canadian states, 4 Russian states, etc.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an Australian, I never knew that there were 50 states in Australia. I only ever learned about 6 plus 2 territories. (JK IK it's 'merica)

    Alecia McKinley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually DO know a Johntana... is there more than one of them??

    VG.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistically probably Jiowa

    allthatandaduck888
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya’ll need to stop harassing Jorth Carolina

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jorada? Jalabama? Jermont? Jalifornia? Jalaska? Jevada? Do I have to go through all 50? I'm not going to try to play the guessing game with the 'New' states.

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom groups seeing these comments have just gotten 50 cute new baby names.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg crying at comment on post but BP comments even more 😂

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to tell her the “e” on the end of “Maine” is silent.

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeorgia gotta straighten up his act. Starting to look like Jalabama.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's Jeorgia!

    Lili Octopus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the actual answer here!?!? Joe-hio? Jaine? (Though that’s a girl’s name)

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great - now I have to find a list of all the states, and try this out... Nope - only got as far as Maine and then got an ear worm (Any Firefly fans out there? "The hero of Canton - The man they call Jayne...")

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know it's Joklahoma. .

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jennsylvania? Jonecticut? Jew Jersey? Jew York? oh wait...

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brit I have no idea……

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah - I wanna know what this is meant to be but brain ain't braining!

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    However, as Maria Konnikova, the author of Mastermind: How to Think Like Sherlock Holmes, pointed out, anonymity has also been shown to encourage participation.

    "By promoting a greater sense of community identity, users don’t have to worry about standing out individually. Anonymity can also boost a certain kind of creative thinking and lead to improvements in problem-solving," Konnikova wrote, pointing out a study by psychologists Ina Blau and Avner Caspi, who analyzed student learning and found that, while face-to-face interactions tended to provide greater satisfaction, in anonymous settings participation and risk-taking flourished.

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    Meilin Kai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone Is about to have their bank account hacked.

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    As psychologists Marco Yzer and Brian Southwell said, new communication technologies do not fundamentally alter the theoretical bounds of human interaction; such interaction continues to be governed by basic human tendencies.

    "Whether online, on the phone, by telegraph, or in person, we are governed by the same basic principles," Konnikova added. "The medium may change, but people do not. The question instead is whether the outliers, the trolls and the flamers, will hold outsized influence—and the answer seems to be that, even protected by the shade of anonymity, a dog will often make himself known with a stray, accidental bark. Then, hopefully, he will be treated accordingly." Plus, various subreddits have proven time and time again that even anonymous forums can self-regulate quite efficiently, so maybe it's not all bad after all.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never tolerate a girl i caught having sox with someone else.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy one but still funny ! On this matter the best joke ever was Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes "Once upon time in Hollywood was so long that Leo had to quit his girlfriend at the end of the premiere" ^^

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus f**k... Imagine explaining to a french WWI soldier that the hell he knows, one of the worst place to be in the all 20th century would become an excuse for an ASMR video... How sad it is. I cannot wait for Auschwitz background sound to help you fall asleep.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just cars, a whole civilization and ecosystem in their nostrils.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have said this from the beginning (as the books were being released). She only wrote Hermione + Ron to appease fans

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    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got to find out if Excel can do that. Good fun.

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    Menacing Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to go get some money! And for free, too!

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    rbajosé
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gather all living species in western africa to lie down and fart simultaneously

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    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta hit them right where it hurts. In the wallet.

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    Az
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The formatting of this is a nightmare

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil accidentally stabbed myself in the arm with a knife while unloading the dishwasher

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    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do it before you even watch what you are supposed to subscribe to and sit through the endless Patreon name list reading, cuz only THOSE guys are worth mentioning.

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    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTS (Behind the Scene) has been around before any member of BTS was born. Kpop fan girls (or stans) are f*****g crazy.

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    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sitting at home looking at memes on BP.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always cry at the end of Cool Runnings or during the funerals in My Girl. I guess i have my prirorities about tears.

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess its machine spirit was lonely.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude looks like a minion disguising itself as a human

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they do that thing where you dragged the back of the board rubber along the wall/ceiling and it would stick, and then randomly fall down mid lesson with him?

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