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There are around 7,000 languages spoken across the world today, which is pretty incredible when you think about it. Of course, with so many different ways to communicate, things are bound to get a little mixed up when people translate from one language to another. And sometimes, what gets lost along the way produces some seriously hilarious results.

We’ve rounded up some of the funniest examples of English gone hilariously wrong. Scroll down to see them for yourself, and upvote the ones that made you laugh the hardest.

#1

Rude And Unreasonable Chicken

Rude And Unreasonable Chicken

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Prepared by our new line cook, Karen.

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    #2

    No Wife!!

    No Wife!!

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    Eggwodd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be way higher.

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    #3

    That's Just Rude

    That's Just Rude

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    When something gets lost in translation, the result can be awkward or just plain funny. Still, you have to give people credit for trying to communicate with someone who speaks a different language. Even if the wording doesn’t come out quite right, the effort is there, and sometimes the mistake ends up being far more memorable than the original message would have been.

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    Language itself is fascinating for the same reason. It does much more than help us talk to one another. The language we use can influence how we process emotions and even how we make sense of the world around us.

    #4

    Toilet Instructions At This Chinese Restaurant 😂

    Toilet Instructions At This Chinese Restaurant 😂

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That.. certainly got the message across 😂

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    #5

    I"M Literally Speechless (From A Blood Pressure Monotor)

    I"M Literally Speechless (From A Blood Pressure Monotor)

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the blood pressure, someone's having a stroke!

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    #6

    He Is In Violatuion Of The American Government

    He Is In Violatuion Of The American Government

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scammers are probably wondering why no one is falling for this one

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    That becomes especially interesting when someone speaks more than one language. According to The Conversation, more than half of the world’s population uses two or more languages in everyday life.

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    Research suggests that switching between them can sometimes feel like switching parts of yourself too. In one study of more than 1,000 multilingual people, 65% said they felt “like a different person” when using different languages.

    #7

    Don't Think I Trust This "English School"

    Don't Think I Trust This "English School"

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar is 100% right if you interpret this pic as an alien encounter

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    #8

    I Love This Image

    I Love This Image

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're confused but they've got the spirit.

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    #9

    Super Prison

    Super Prison

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare anyone to walk up to the gate and ask security if that building is a prison. They'll throw you right in with the "heavily imprisoned prisoners". Maybe it's one China's forced labour Temu manufacturing déath camps for all those Uyghur prisoners who committed the crime of... *checks notes* existing.

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    Part of that may come down to emotion. Our first language is often closely tied to childhood and some of our earliest memories, so words in that language can feel more powerful.

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    Studies have found that people may describe childhood memories more vividly when speaking their mother tongue because that’s the language they first experienced and remembered those moments in.

    #10

    After A Long, Hard Day At Work, I Like To Relax With An Ice-Cold Bottle Of Hebhlgpjypyxgs

    After A Long, Hard Day At Work, I Like To Relax With An Ice-Cold Bottle Of Hebhlgpjypyxgs

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat walked on the keyboard while the name was being typed

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    #11

    Breathable Mesh For Eggs 👍

    Breathable Mesh For Eggs 👍

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard 'eggs' used for that part of the male anatomy before

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    #12

    Please Wait Patiently For The Failure Of The System. 👍

    Please Wait Patiently For The Failure Of The System. 👍

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    A second language can feel a little more distant. The Conversation explains that some multilingual people find it easier to talk about difficult things in a language they learned later because it doesn’t carry the same emotional intensity. That can make things like expressing anger or apologizing feel a bit easier.

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    One study of bilingual Mandarin and English speakers in the US found that participants felt more comfortable expressing their emotions in English, while Mandarin brought out stronger emotional reactions.

    #13

    They Tried To Warn Us

    They Tried To Warn Us

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    #14

    I Have Zero Clue What They Were Trying To Say Here. It's On A Box To A Mini Washing Machine??

    I Have Zero Clue What They Were Trying To Say Here. It's On A Box To A Mini Washing Machine??

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    #15

    And Then God Said "Wood Shall Be Meat"

    And Then God Said "Wood Shall Be Meat"

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    Fransanchez
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure speculation meat, so.....no meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    The language we speak can even change how we perceive color. According to the BBC, Greek and Turkish have separate words for light and dark blue.

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    Because of this, speakers of these languages can tell the shades apart faster than English speakers, who usually just call both of them “blue.” Interestingly, Greek speakers who had lived in the UK for a long time became less sensitive to the difference.

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    #16

    Taiwan Cameos

    Taiwan Cameos

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign posted at your local chinese consulate/embassy...

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    #17

    Mmmm… Bork

    Mmmm… Bork

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    #18

    Fat Animals 🐳 Fat Animals 🐳

    Fat Animals 🐳 Fat Animals 🐳

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    Other languages group colors very differently. Dani, spoken in Papua New Guinea, and Bassa, spoken in parts of West Africa, have traditionally been described as having just two broad color terms that roughly separate lighter and darker shades.

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    That doesn’t mean speakers can’t tell colors apart. Research suggests they can see the same range of colors as everyone else, though having fewer words for them may make some shades a little harder to remember or group together.

    #19

    The Load

    The Load

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was... was this written by a Catholic priest? Or maybe an evangelical youth pastor? 😳

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    #20

    I Don’t Want To

    I Don’t Want To

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard that being a playboy bunny wasn't all fun and games, but I didn't think Hugh Hefner was THAT weird.

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    #21

    These Air Fryer Instructions Telling Me "The Bomb Can Be Placed On The Plane"

    These Air Fryer Instructions Telling Me "The Bomb Can Be Placed On The Plane"

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And BP's auto-censoring bot has the nerve to censor the word "knób" in the paragraph above... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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    Our sense of time can also be shaped by the language we speak. The BBC notes that English speakers often imagine time horizontally. We talk about moving a meeting “forward” or pushing a deadline “back,” and many English readers also picture time moving from left to right.

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    Mandarin speakers, meanwhile, can use a vertical way of describing time, with the past associated with “up” and the future with “down.”

    #22

    I Just Wanted Dumplings What Does This Mean

    I Just Wanted Dumplings What Does This Mean

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    Justin Case
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to triple-boil the water to get all of the air out of it.

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    #23

    Does This One Count?

    Does This One Count?

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    DJ
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Todd -- stop slacking and help that customer! Jeez.

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    #24

    Blursed_menu Translation

    Blursed_menu Translation

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    Saj
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexander isn't the only one 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    So a bad translation might make us laugh, but it also shows just how differently languages can work. The words we use can affect how we remember things and how we make sense of the world around us.

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    And really, that variety is something worth celebrating. With thousands of languages spoken across the globe, each one brings its own unique way of expressing ideas and connecting people.

    #25

    What With Marmalade?

    What With Marmalade?

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can tell you is that a "buchtel" in (southern) Germany is somewhat similar to an American biscuit. So I assume a Lekváros bukta, which is apparently hungarian, is a sweet pastry of some kind filled with marmalade/jam. Might be a filled donut (the ones without a hole), similar to a Berliner Pfannkuchen.

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    #26

    No Presdent

    No Presdent

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to admit, this is roughly as eloquent, coherent and honest as the actual President of the US at the moment.

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    #27

    Remember This Meme?

    Remember This Meme?

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    #28

    Sausages

    Sausages

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    Exposing your polish sausage at the beach could get you arrested, so be careful.

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    #29

    Fried Enema

    Fried Enema

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    #30

    Restaurant Menu In Malaysia

    Restaurant Menu In Malaysia

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    #31

    How To Use A Blade

    How To Use A Blade

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    Sean Hanton
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been fly since the 90's. They can't stop my roll.

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    #32

    Just Got Back From China Saw This At The Airport, It's A Drink Of Some Kind

    Just Got Back From China Saw This At The Airport, It's A Drink Of Some Kind

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    #33

    Can’t Wait To Be Replaced

    Can’t Wait To Be Replaced

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    #34

    Should I Report Them For Selling Weird Pizza

    Should I Report Them For Selling Weird Pizza

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    #35

    Found While Waiting In Line

    Found While Waiting In Line

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    Nikole [8647]
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but if I get chilly I'm going inside the noodle.

    #36

    I Hope They're Not E. Coli And Salmonella

    I Hope They're Not E. Coli And Salmonella

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be oldschool, but I prefer my fish soup to not contain any chicken, fresh or old.

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    #37

    Meal/Femeal

    Meal/Femeal

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    #38

    A Gentle Reminder

    A Gentle Reminder

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or else... *host of the restaurant sharpens a big knife in the backround, watching you intensely* We've got a table to flip, folks. And it's yours.

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    #39

    You Are What?

    You Are What?

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've heard of Super Sentai, now get ready for Super Hentai

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    #40

    Found On A Supermarket App

    Found On A Supermarket App

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    #41

    Saw This On X

    Saw This On X

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How teenage weebs talk after they watch one anime and catch three Japanese words (no judging tho, I was also like that 😆)

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    #42

    My Classmate Got This Cap In Japan

    My Classmate Got This Cap In Japan

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    #43

    Found This Gem!

    Found This Gem!

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like the name of a boss from a Dark Souls game.

    #44

    Enjoy A What, Now?

    Enjoy A What, Now?

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    #45

    Found This Beauty Traveling Japan

    Found This Beauty Traveling Japan

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    #47

    We Cant Not Sell Humbuger On This Moment

    We Cant Not Sell Humbuger On This Moment

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    MyDogIsHighMaintenance
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he got the point across and is much smarter than me. Whatever this guy’s first language is I can’t speak a word of it

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    #48

    My Mother Spent $13 On This Awful Card Game Off A Random Website

    My Mother Spent $13 On This Awful Card Game Off A Random Website

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    QuincyForrest
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to take the credit cards away from mom and start looking for a nice home.

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    #49

    Truth Has Been Spoken

    Truth Has Been Spoken

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    #50

    The Gases In A Greenhouse It Could Make Climate

    The Gases In A Greenhouse It Could Make Climate

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    DJ
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey ChatGPT, make a poster for my school reminding kids not to waste food, but make it "cool" using their slang. And put something about climate change in there, too." "How's this?" "Fine. None of them are going to read the whole thing, anyway."

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    #51

    No Embarrassment At All

    No Embarrassment At All

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    #53

    What's The Password For The Wife?

    What's The Password For The Wife?

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    #54

    Are You Ok Japan?

    Are You Ok Japan?

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    Lemonenema
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, can't have family without some penetrating

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    #55

    What Happened Here?

    What Happened Here?

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    Fransanchez
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need to know what happen!!!!!! did he go on the plane did he not, did it crash.... can't handle the suspense

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    #56

    Girlfriend Got Me An Advent Calendar, I Think It Was Made In China

    Girlfriend Got Me An Advent Calendar, I Think It Was Made In China

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    Maya_D
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when mick my boods.

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    #57

    Can I Just Have The Hot Dogs Please?

    Can I Just Have The Hot Dogs Please?

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    #58

    Umm Ok

    Umm Ok

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    Kya Ajiira
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a lame dad joke my dad would pull.

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    #59

    Tongues vs. Tongs

    Tongues vs. Tongs

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    #60

    Bulgarian Sign

    Bulgarian Sign

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    Radek Suski
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The german version is equally hilarious, but in Russian it says basically: washing, diving, and jumping from the bridge are prohibited.

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    #61

    Never Knew Menus Could Be So Inspiring

    Never Knew Menus Could Be So Inspiring

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    #62

    "Females Of Reddit..." *has A Stroke*

    "Females Of Reddit..." *has A Stroke*

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say calling women "females" isn't going to get you very far with them, for a start.

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    #63

    Bought A New Desktop Cooling Fan

    Bought A New Desktop Cooling Fan

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    QuincyForrest
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thinking of some of the places I have entered and inserted, a fan doesn't seem that dangerous to place my product into the fire and prevent my fingers to injury.

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    #64

    At A Hotel In Shanghai

    At A Hotel In Shanghai

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    Saj
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't think I would bother with the middle light 😬

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    #65

    Ice Cream Ad

    Ice Cream Ad

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew people in the deep south are even more trigger happy than average AND are obsessed with hot sauces, but that demand seems a bit excessive.

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    #66

    Ah Yes, What A Classic

    Ah Yes, What A Classic

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends call me Joey - Confucius, probably

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    #67

    Mmmm Tasty

    Mmmm Tasty

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    Peter Bear
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably sitting right next to the spinch.

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    #68

    Not Sure If Intentional…

    Not Sure If Intentional…

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    Na Schi
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgave someone who wasn't even sorry... that's strength (to take the patience to read through their gibberish 😄)

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    #70

    My Little Deformed Egg 🦄🦄🦄

    My Little Deformed Egg 🦄🦄🦄

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    Fred
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a countable infinity, or a higher one?

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    #71

    From A Bathroom In Thailand

    From A Bathroom In Thailand

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me how to wipe my áss! You're not my mum!!

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    #72

    Actual Engrish

    Actual Engrish

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    #73

    Ah Yes My Bad, Thanks For The Correction

    Ah Yes My Bad, Thanks For The Correction

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    #74

    Crad 🦀

    Crad 🦀

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    David Bennett
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just what his name is. Crad the crab. He has a friend named Lobsten.

    #75

    Cancelled

    Cancelled

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew I shouldn't have bought that Harry Potter book...

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    #76

    Congration

    Congration

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    #77

    Thank You For What?

    Thank You For What?

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... is that bag supposed to be "Chanel" or "Gucci"? Pick a brand, buddy.

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    #78

    I Think This Qualifies Here

    I Think This Qualifies Here

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    #79

    A Collection Of Shirts I Came Across In Taiwan

    A Collection Of Shirts I Came Across In Taiwan

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    #80

    Old Photo I Took While Trick Or Treating

    Old Photo I Took While Trick Or Treating

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    #81

    My Favorite Sights From My Local Asian Market

    My Favorite Sights From My Local Asian Market

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    Demdumpin
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to send a heart felt message

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    #82

    What Would You Like Sir?

    What Would You Like Sir?

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    Peter Bear
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, this is perfectly understandable and phonetically very close. I give it an A for effort.

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    #83

    Do Not Flush Females

    Do Not Flush Females

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I can recognize what "females" was meant to refer to. Why on Earth would anyone try to flush a papaya? And what makes Coca-Cola products flushable but Pepsi forbidden? Why do I feel like one of these might somehow be meant to mean diapers/nappies?

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    #84

    Please “Translate”

    Please “Translate”

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    David Bennett
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a dollar for every time a lady told me to mind my hands...

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    #86

    Some Of My Favorite T-Shirts In India

    Some Of My Favorite T-Shirts In India

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    Abel
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Follow directions" What?

    #87

    My Mom Lmao

    My Mom Lmao

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    Grace Sssssss
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women: don't go to Hobby Lobby. They don't allow their insurance providers to pay for any birth control, even for married women, but don't pay their employees enough to support large families.

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    #88

    Ahh Yes, The Two Genders, Men And

    Ahh Yes, The Two Genders, Men And

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    #89

    The Longer You Read, The Worse It Gets

    The Longer You Read, The Worse It Gets

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    Demdumpin
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you, but I'm not too sure

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    #90

    “Fourd Grade” “Fird Grade” “Sixrd Grade”

    “Fourd Grade” “Fird Grade” “Sixrd Grade”

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    DJ
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, duh -- they follow after 1th, 2st, and 3nd.

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    #91

    My "English" Menu At A Japanese Fusion Restaurant In Paris A Few Years Back

    My "English" Menu At A Japanese Fusion Restaurant In Paris A Few Years Back

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    DJ
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to see your quivering eggplant. Please put your pants back on.

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