91 People Who Accidentally Created Comedy Gold With Their Broken English (New Pics)

You need to triple-boil the water to get all of the air out of it.

The first two look like something from a beaver restaurant

You have to admit, this is no less eloquent, coherent or honest than the actual President of the US at the moment.

Rather hostile for an exit sign

I've heard 'eggs' used for that part of the male anatomy before

But I need a parabola now !!

Cat walked on the keyboard while the name was being typed

Been waiting a long while

Better show this to the FBI

Scammers are probably wondering why no one is falling for this one

Is that a countable infinity, or a higher one?

Well, can't have family without some penetrating

What did the lemon tea do?

They couldn't decide if it was beef or pork

Oh so wrong