It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?
Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.
Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.
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Sheryl The Poodle
I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia
Phil The Bulldog
Sharon The Chihuahua
She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde
Barbara The Pug
Sharon The Yorkshire Terrier
Greg The Chihuahua
Hank The Griffon
He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.
Keri The Whippet
Beth The Mutt
Broderick The Pitbull
Liz The Shiba
That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.
Gerrard The Hound
Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"
Michelle The Chihuahua
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this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!
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Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.
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Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.
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that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge
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I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
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