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Guy Hilariously Predicts Disney’s Future By Writing A Timeline From 1995 To 2100
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Guy Hilariously Predicts Disney’s Future By Writing A Timeline From 1995 To 2100

While Disney, for most of us, associates with the many wonders of Disneyland and countless childhood movies with princesses, lately, for some people Disney corporation has become the picture-perfect example of a never-stopping, ever-expanding machine. Especially with the latest acquisition of Marvel, National Geographic, Pixar, etc., as well as the launch of Disney+ back in November, Disney’s history just keeps adding new milestones.

Perhaps inspired by the company’s many ventures, a fortune-teller named Dreux Moreland came up with a dystopian, yet hilarious timeline for the Walt Disney Company. This interesting history spans from 1995 when Disney bought ABC to 2100, where “Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited”. Everything in between those two dates is quite a ride, so strap in and scroll through the hilarious future predictions.

Disney, as we know, has recently launched Disney+, one of their many projects

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One user took the fact that Disney acquired many assets into account and created a humorous timeline for the company

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

Image credits: Dreux Moreland

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Night Owl
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2 years ago (edited)

I love how even after all that Switzerland stays neutral. Can I then request asylum there?

Daria B
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2 years ago

Not only Switzerland. Note how the whole East Asian region has only been affected in Japan through that Sony thing. But the rest is fine.

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Ruth Mayfly
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2 years ago

It seems depressingly realistic to me. I was amused by the 'new X-Men' movie being important enough to make it into the timeline.

Hi
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2 years ago

hi

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Heidi Geary
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2 years ago

And then whatever-studio-that-created-Kimba-the-White-Lion comes and exposes disney. A new rebellion starts.

Katty Smith
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2 years ago

ha ha ha

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

I love how even after all that Switzerland stays neutral. Can I then request asylum there?

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Not only Switzerland. Note how the whole East Asian region has only been affected in Japan through that Sony thing. But the rest is fine.

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Ruth Mayfly
Community Member
2 years ago

It seems depressingly realistic to me. I was amused by the 'new X-Men' movie being important enough to make it into the timeline.

Hi
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2 years ago

hi

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Heidi Geary
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2 years ago

And then whatever-studio-that-created-Kimba-the-White-Lion comes and exposes disney. A new rebellion starts.

Katty Smith
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2 years ago

ha ha ha

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