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Guy Hilariously Predicts Disney’s Future By Writing A Timeline From 1995 To 2100
While Disney, for most of us, associates with the many wonders of Disneyland and countless childhood movies with princesses, lately, for some people Disney corporation has become the picture-perfect example of a never-stopping, ever-expanding machine. Especially with the latest acquisition of Marvel, National Geographic, Pixar, etc., as well as the launch of Disney+ back in November, Disney’s history just keeps adding new milestones.
Perhaps inspired by the company’s many ventures, a fortune-teller named Dreux Moreland came up with a dystopian, yet hilarious timeline for the Walt Disney Company. This interesting history spans from 1995 when Disney bought ABC to 2100, where “Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited”. Everything in between those two dates is quite a ride, so strap in and scroll through the hilarious future predictions.
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One user took the fact that Disney acquired many assets into account and created a humorous timeline for the company
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Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
I love how even after all that Switzerland stays neutral. Can I then request asylum there?
Daria B 5 years ago
Not only Switzerland. Note how the whole East Asian region has only been affected in Japan through that Sony thing. But the rest is fine.
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Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago
It seems depressingly realistic to me. I was amused by the 'new X-Men' movie being important enough to make it into the timeline.
Heidi Geary 5 years ago
And then whatever-studio-that-created-Kimba-the-White-Lion comes and exposes disney. A new rebellion starts.
Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
Somehow I think we won't need to wait until 2031 for baby Yoda to become the fastes growing religion in the world, it could happen sooner ;D Oh, and there already is The Church of Jediism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism https://www.becometheforce.com/ https://www.templeofthejediorder.org/ but some still disagree if Jediism a real religion. If this prediction becomes true, I predict it's going to become the only religion allowed in the universe :D
Heidi Geary 5 years ago
If those guys can have their Jediism then I should be able to legally start my own cat cult.
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Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
I, for one, welcome our new Mouse overlords. Resistance is futile. We will be assimilated
Smiley Water Bottle 5 years ago
The Disney farms; The Death Star; The South Park creators manhunt!? Imagine teaching history in 2100 after the X-men hype is over
Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
I love how even after all that Switzerland stays neutral. Can I then request asylum there?
Daria B 5 years ago
Not only Switzerland. Note how the whole East Asian region has only been affected in Japan through that Sony thing. But the rest is fine.
Load More Replies... Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago
It seems depressingly realistic to me. I was amused by the 'new X-Men' movie being important enough to make it into the timeline.
Heidi Geary 5 years ago
And then whatever-studio-that-created-Kimba-the-White-Lion comes and exposes disney. A new rebellion starts.
Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
Somehow I think we won't need to wait until 2031 for baby Yoda to become the fastes growing religion in the world, it could happen sooner ;D Oh, and there already is The Church of Jediism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism https://www.becometheforce.com/ https://www.templeofthejediorder.org/ but some still disagree if Jediism a real religion. If this prediction becomes true, I predict it's going to become the only religion allowed in the universe :D
Heidi Geary 5 years ago
If those guys can have their Jediism then I should be able to legally start my own cat cult.
Load More Replies... Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
I, for one, welcome our new Mouse overlords. Resistance is futile. We will be assimilated
Smiley Water Bottle 5 years ago
The Disney farms; The Death Star; The South Park creators manhunt!? Imagine teaching history in 2100 after the X-men hype is over
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