30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For “Didn’t Happen Of The Year Awards” Instead

Why are people so egoically pathetic?

When you want everyone to know that you're an incel without saying that you're an incel.

I squeezed her hand and the heavens opened and a unicorn farted glitter and we held hands while walking to the rainbow on the horizon ...

Michael is full of sh!t.

Oh dear Lord. How do these people get through a day?

Well, that was the version that played in his head! You just don't get it! /s

Extra points for saying "everyone started clapping".

I recommend a sanitary/anti-bacterial plastic bag to cover your face, Desmond. 😉

These lucky bitches get to go on vacation to other countries and then cry about Netflix??

WOW, for a one year old to say so much LOL

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

if you gonna lie about your kid make it believable like something a 10 year old might actually say

again, why is your 3 year old son smarter than you

no clapping? I am disappointed

But 24 hours later after the drugs wore off, we realized we didn't have a son. We don't even have a house.

I could see this happening actually, for all the wrong reasons but still.

She looks like she has been snorting white privilege.

As a New Zealander I say, dream on lady. We don't give a damn about you so get your head out of your a**e.

So Brexit happened because 10 year olds really wanted it. Makes sense....

Children tell tales like this but adults doing it...you need professional help lady!

It's literally a potato which is in and of itself gender neutral. I can't recall ever seeing malwor female potatoes anywhere.

The point is that there's 146 of those two-tone eggs (all sold in alu wrapper so indistinguishable), and if you find BUT NOT EAT them you can enter in a competition for £10K (so arguably, one is worth £68.5 if uneaten). They are sold only between Christmas and Easter.

The few corrupt and useless doctors are the ones that are saying that Covid is just a hoax.

Those actors really do commit. They are willing to get cremated and buried by the millions.

And then Idi Amin clapped.

From what I can tell, the young lady on the left has claimed to have completed a 5km run in just over 12 minutes. The world record is on the right. She is silly.

Pharmacist: Ah, okay, then I won't give you the wrong prescription and kill you...

Bullsh!t me baby, one more time.

Sorry, but kids understand that even better that parents. Maybe have not the definition of what pansexual means, but the do understand the value of a person

Though i agree with the statement he shouldn't have exaggerated it so people will believe him

Yes, those poor people in India and the Philippines that do the phone company customer service are absolutely interested in your e-book and of course the CEO hangs around the call centre. Of course she does. She lives there. She has a hammock.

Mein Gott, could this person be any more of a whiny little crybaby?

does her daughter have her own sitcom, or is mommy a little creepy?

Hold on, this exact same story was posted on BP a few weeks back under a “genius kids” post.

Lol so there's a lot of this going on.... Copy and pasted....

Who addresses an envelope with "Thank you!" anyway?

why make up a story that makes you look like a twat

nobody told him it was against the rules he is the bloody prime minister he is the one that makes the f*****g rules what a k**b

I hope Charlie grows up learning how to spell and use English correctly.

My weekend was great, but then I don't live in lala land

Getting some serious "Vicky Pollard" vibes here....

If she paid at the first window; how did she pay for the other lady's food? Because the lady behind her hadn't time to placed her order yet.

I remember seeing this ages ago and she did actually paint it, it was some art class for kids that instructed them step by step, all the kids paintings turned out quite similar - kinda like a Bob Ross art class for rich kids. My 7yr old, however, draws poop and boobs instead

So do I, bro, so do I.

That's exactly what all of these are; scenarios in their head.

Wow and My almost 7 year old just sticks is feet in my face and yells 'smell my feet' 😂😂 where do people come up with this stuff??

It's a vaccination not a drug for depression 🤦‍♀️

well thats a new one usually its everybody clapped

Huh?

Bonus if the kid said Duck Heads

I thought his first words were 'Where's my Royal title?'

These just get more embarrassing

This would've easily happened. I have had many Muslims wish me a merry Christmas and even exchanged gifts. It's common, Jesus is a prophet in Islam and respect for what others hold sacred is an important part of many, if not the majority of Muslims mindset. It really is the ignorant and absurd minorities in any faith that get all the press and therefore create all the problems.

If they were stealing them to order this could be true. Not that British ones have no value, but were not what was required at that moment.

So the son made to 10 because his mommy did his homework and daddy is bragging about what exactly?

Notice that it's on a word document and has never been sent.

Unfortunately Piers Morgan is a perfect example for someone who would grab the money for himself without thinking twice.

Legally Blonde actually has very good representation of women. You just need to watch more than 10 minutes to get the message, as with all movies.

As long as full tank isn't a euphemism for something

You know this is made up. Priti Patel doesn't mind season workers. /s

7yo has superhearing

Yeah, cause raising a foul mouthed little brat is always a win.

she googled it....

One of my friends had to change his name to Her. Herman was too offensive. ;)

Okay but this post was on something like “People of Reddit share their pandemic projects”, and I remember the vibe being distinctly proud then. Can we keep it a bit consistent, please?

us brits don't really discuss politics the odd person might mention something but we dont really discuss it that much

Yeah so his ma may not be around for the aftermath to materialize but this dude certainly will be.