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45 Tumblr Posts That Deliver The Exact Kind Of Internet Chaos People Missed
Many of you who were online in the late 2000s were likely on Tumblr as well. It was the go-to microblogging platform for users, alongside another little app called Twitter.
These days, a large number of people spend a chunk of their screen time on sites like Instagram and TikTok. But that doesn’t mean that Tumblr has completely fallen off the face of cyberspace. It is still very much around, and these funny posts are its proof of life.
Thanks to the Tumblr subreddit, we have these constant reminders of a much simpler time on the internet. Scroll through and feel free to upvote those that trigger the most nostalgia for you.
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I Want To Live
Orange In Mcdonald’s
On Metaphors
Contrary to what many people may think, Tumblr didn’t go out of style. Several factors contributed to its push to obscurity, one of them being the $1.1 billion Yahoo! paid to acquire the microblogging platform.
An anonymous Tumblr executive spoke to Digiday in 2017, noting an apparent culture clash between the two internet giants.
I Miss My Friends
Spoon
Expectations
“Yahoo never gave Tumblr the time and support to innovate ad products. By the time Yahoo realized how far in the race Tumblr fell behind, it was already too late,” the person stated.
Another unnamed employee claimed that most of Tumblr’s corporate staff refused to work for Yahoo out of concern of potentially losing their “great company culture.”
Halloween Costume
Gliding Kitties
She Was 2000-Late
Tumblr eventually landed in the hands of Automatic, the web development company that created WordPress. The change of ownership happened in 2019, when Verizon sold it for a “paltry” $3 million.
According to recent statistics, Tumblr has around 135 million monthly active users globally. And surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) enough, data found that its core users are Gen Z, which makes up 95 million of its global monthly active users.
Anyone Else Get This Feel?
Real
Alpha Male
So, why is the “ancient” Tumblr such a hit among young people today? According to cultural critic and The New Yorker journalist Kyle Chayka, one reason is that the platform offers a welcome escape from influencer culture.
"There are no influencers on Tumblr in the contemporary sense—no one making a living off brand deals or optimizing their posts for an audience of millions,” Chayka wrote. “The site remains famously bad at monetization, which is precisely what makes it feel so human."
Statistical Errors
And Then I Buy It For Them
Nurture It
Another thing that sets Tumblr apart from popular social platforms is that it enables users to turn off its dashboard algorithm. This allows people to see posts in reverse chronological order, just like in the old days.
According to Chayka, this adds to its appeal, especially to younger people who don’t want all the noise that TikTok and Instagram bring.
Santa Deniers
Pooble Has It For You
Lobster
"On TikTok or Instagram, content is pushed to you by black-box algorithms based on what will keep you staring at your screen the longest,” Chayka wrote. "The lack of a frictionless, highly engineered feedback loop makes Tumblr feel less like a competitive arena and more like a quiet room where you can just look at things you like."
Fox Loaf
Bnuuy Bedtime
Silent Contemplation With Friends. :)
Who Wouldn't Want One (1) Free Worm?
Eyy I'm Walking Here!
Winter Olympics Jumpscare
Restaurant
Numbers Divisible By 17
And Those Memories Are Never Coming Back!
Investing At 0 Notes!
Tumblr Has Spoken
Matt Murdock, King Of Catholic Guilt
Jeef Berky My Beloved
Recommendations?
Underwater Filter
Nefarious Dirt Eater
Over 50% Of Tumblr Users Are Under Blanky
Mutual Tierlist
I Miss Games Like Poptropica And Club Penguin
Poob Does Not Have It For You
Cave Ambience
The Nerve!
Get Ready For The Wedding
How Devilish
Honk Honk
Petah Explain This To Me
Back!!
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