Happy Father’s Day, everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. We are always up for a classy dad joke, and the best tweets from this challenge prove that we aren't the only ones!

A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said." He has already gotten a ton of funny dad quotes to choose from, and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check the good advice that these funny dads had given, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

You asked

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John L
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3 years ago

Wow! A natural born satirist here. ;O

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

ugh

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

wise man

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

Good thing you didn't miss.

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Petra Cee
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3 years ago

Roasted!

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Momogi
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3 years ago

Such a joke! I can feel I'm there listening and laughing.

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

truer words have not been spoken

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

ouch.

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

oh brother.

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Meowoui
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once again ugh

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DancingToMyself
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3 years ago

But, how's the quality? *sigh*

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Agnes Jekyll
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3 years ago

That's good advice to listen to.

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Agnes Jekyll
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3 years ago

My Dad's windshield joke: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?" "Its ass"

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Mirriam
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3 years ago

classic dad jokes

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Juana
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3 years ago

Mine always says "If I was any better, I couldn't stand it."

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

dang dad.

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Ie Va
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3 years ago

Hahaha

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bianca johnson
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3 years ago

I liked that one

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Bunnies are better!!
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3 years ago

oh.

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

child: better start working at it then.

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Bo de Best
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3 years ago

How the hack can you swallow that 'by accident' ? o.O

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

figures.

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John L
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3 years ago

If nothing else, your dad has a quick wit about things. ;O

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

stealth dad joke

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Tiny Dynamine
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3 years ago

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"Whenever I told my dad..."

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Very poetic. My dad wouldn't even know what a metaphor is.

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Flora Polvado
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3 years ago

I gotta remember to do this!

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Intensive Panda
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3 years ago

he has a point

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DancingToMyself
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3 years ago

It's something my dad would say. And he's a college professor. :)

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Dilly Picklz
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3 years ago

My father would look out the window and sigh "Yeah all the neighbors have gone to bed."

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Agnes Jekyll
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3 years ago

That's excellent

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Rebecca Olberding
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3 years ago

I'm thinkin that this came from somewhere else. I smell repost.

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Marzo Florida
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3 years ago

Is it possible to make dad jokes without being a dad? Because thats basically my life story XD

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

*facepalm*

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Meowoui
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3 years ago

again, ouch.

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3 years ago

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Why would the daughter know this? I call bs

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Jose Baeyens
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3 years ago

A concerned dad ....

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Philippa Denney
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3 years ago

OK, the only other funny one on the list. :D

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The only cute/funny one I've read yet. :)

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Tiny Dynamine
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3 years ago

As a double negative is a positive, this isn't an insult.

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Flávio de Moura
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3 years ago

I do answer: "Old, tired and nervous". My kids will be proud.

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Why would a cop ask you to say the alphabet?

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bianca johnson
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3 years ago

That's genius!

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

admitting you tell dad jokes is the first step in recovery

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Haha YES! My dad told me FORD stands for Found On Rubbish Dump. Sorry Ford fans.

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Meaghan Susman
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3 years ago

Wish I could like this 10 times

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