You know how it goes online. One minute, you’re basking in the blessed corner—all kittens, feel-good stories, sunshine and rainbows. Blink, and suddenly you’re knee-deep in the cursed zone. Uncanny valley, food fails, screaming children. You get the idea.
Now, let us introduce you to something that lives right in between: a subreddit dedicated to images that are both blessed and cursed. Blursed, if you will. It’s peak internet chaos, and we kind of love it.
Scroll down to get a taste of it. And of course, savor the weirdest pics with an upvote.
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Blursed Protester
I say keep it quiet. This is evolution in progress.
Load More Replies...Since 2020 I've been vaccinated a bunch of times. I can't pick up AM radio never mind fancy stuff like 5G. I wave my arms around and everything and not a peep.
Load More Replies...This reminds me of the AIDS ad in Australia in the 80s, they used the grim reaper.
Honestly this is a really creative way to get the message out, a lot more attention grabbing.. whoever did this is kinda smart :D
Blursed Shirt
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Blursed Elon
It was his bad cover band called, "Stand and Don't Deliver".
Load More Replies...If I was in his hooves I'd happily pay a billion dollars for that photo to stay on the internet in exchange for completely getting rid of this one. untitled-6...8afa87.jpg
You know what's more embarrassing than this photo? Every recent photo of Elon Musk.
... And pretty much everything else directly about Elon Musk.
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Any of you pandas ever see that “single guy in Adelaide” ad, trying to find himself a gf? I’ve been seeing it for years lol, this made me think of it
IIRC this is the guy that started Cultaholic.com the wrestling news site. Don't quote me on that though.
I wouldn't hire somebody who spent 500 euro on a billboard instead of saving
I tried getting on the website but unfortunately, it is shut down (I know a bummer)
Blursed Tag
Try it when all your dogs outweigh you, the chaos is real.
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Blursed Gratitude
When I was young my dad was told by his doctor that he had to quit smoking or he would be dead within a year. My mom 'encouraged' him by adding up all his life insurance policies and pensions and sending away for cruise pamphlets. He did quit (and had a lung removed). He lived.
5 days without . . . . . . The one thing I'm genuinely glad to give up . . .
I'd've made this comment on the vaccines post, but I didn't want people to think I was anti-vaccine. I'm also certainly anti-smoking, but if someone doubts me on that, it isn't as dangerous. This joke has been on the internet since its creation. I don't even remember if it was once funny. It very well might have been. Please stop. Seeing it a few times a week for 30 years in a row is tiring.
I've been online since before the World Wide Web existed. I've seen this before, but not near 3 times a week. Probably not 3 times a decade. If you are anywhere close to seeing it that often, go outside and touch grass for a decade OD so.
Load More Replies...That's what ROFL, LMAO and ROFLMAO are for.
Load More Replies...Blursed Cerberus
Manny, Moe, and Jack? Moe, Larry, and Curly? Groucho, Chico, and Harpo? Tinker, Evers, and Chance? Patty, Maxine, and Laverne?
Remember: Cerberus only ate those who tried to LEAVE and not those who entered.
Remember that part of Percy Jackson where Annabeth plays fetch with Cerberus? That's what I'm thinking of now
Blursed_cat
You have a Standard Issue Cat? I'm jealous <3
Load More Replies...Would it scratch my eyes out? Probably. Would I still try to pat it? Absolutely.
Looks like my Luka minus the leggies 😊 he’s named after Laika (the first dog in space) and my horse Luke, who passed away years ago.
That is an absolutely awesome name-combo backstory and tribute to both your beloved horse and to Laika! I love learning the stories behind pets' names :)
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As it’s seems to be common knowledge all over the world now that children aren’t safe around many priests/ministers/whatever else they’re called as it’s now an open secret, why isn’t anything being done?! Why does everyone simply make jokes and turned away from it? Can’t it all be shut down until such time the system can be fixed or done away with altogether? Yeah, I know it’s this way with *lotsa* things and that there’re laws detailing the separation of church and state, but it kinda seems we need to do away with that as it allows for a complete lack of oversight. Let’s do a LOTTA overseeing and straightening this out instead a giggling and looking away. (Yeah, I know I make it sound easy, but it seems as if it ought not be THAT hard to fix it, save for all the money churches are able to use to make everyone keep giggling and avoiding what they’re doing. 😰)
It would be easier to fix if it wasn't for parents whose heads are firmly in the sand
Load More Replies...Blursed Cosplay
Until she suffocated. Which made it more authentic, but also more sad.
Load More Replies...Former Edmonton Oilers player, Jesse Puljujarvi. He's a legend (just not for hockey). JP1-681a7e...758ffc.jpg
Great costume! Hope there are some air holes in that bag or it's made of transparent fabric.
Blursed Coincidence
Blursed Custom
Blursed_lego Flower
I have this orchid set and I’ve seen the build instructions for this demogorgon thing 😂 I’m thinking about rebuilding mine
She's beautiful and she knows it! Thank you!
Load More Replies...Even they like to feel pretty every once in a while! 😁
Load More Replies...Blursed Contraceptive Pills
Just tell yourself that they're the children of illegal immigrants or the children of people living in a country where the we like to drop bombs and you'll stop caring about it like most "pro-life" people 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...They are contraceptives, they prevent pregnancies, they don't terminate them 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...These are birth control, not plan b (1 hint - they show the days to take them: Mon, Tues), so they prevent a pregnancy, not abort a pregnancy. In defense of plan b pills, spontaneous miscarriages happen in approximately 13.5% of pregnancies, usually in the first twelve weeks before a woman even knows she is pregnant (https://www.sciencealert.com/meta-analysis-finds-majority-of-human-pregnancies-end-in-miscarriage-biorxiv) so plan b can be thought of as an assist of nature influenced by the woman's choice. Also, your beliefs are not everyone's and should not control other's bodies. If YOU don't want an abortion, don't get one. It is none of your business what beliefs others have and what they do with THEIR body.
Load More Replies...Blursed Car
They're in a white car nation. I blame dads everywhere.
Load More Replies...Blursed Cake
I got my sister a happy anniversary card last yr, she was really confused when she opened it as she's not married. Inside my niece (her daughter) drew a picture on one side, I'd written the story on the other reminding her that It was exactly 5 years since the time she'd sh*t herself at a kids park in the middle of the day. She was 5-6 miles from home, alone with her 2 young kids (aged 2 & 3) she doesn't drive and had used public transport to get there. Her daughter kept shouting 'mummy pooped' and 'eww smelly mummy' drawing attention to them, while she tried to get away from all the people in the very busy park. She called me freaking out, my dad eventually went to take them home (he covered his car seat and floor with garbage bags and made her put another one over her legs) My niece still occasionally talks about it, usually very loudly on public places to embarrass her mum. I think it's hysterical every time I remember it. I will never let her forget, it's my job as a younger sister
Seriously, BP. This is ridiculous. I thought this was a horrible story about someone killingg theirself. It's actually a hilarious story about someone not killingg theirself. I was very confused
Load More Replies...Blursed Retropc
1000/10. It’s like the perfect blend of my millennial childhood and my great grandma’s Silent G childhood. (Oui?)
Real Steampunk / Girl Genius beauty going on here. I can definitely see Agatha Heterodyne using this creation!
Blursed_bait
Better to give children to the crabs than to give the crabs to children.
Honey I'm gonna get lil timmy ready for a swim. Whats that? Yes I will DEFINITELY be with him.
Blursed Cosplay
Blursed Sign
Artwork by Yuki Matsueda. He turns common graphics and objects into 3D artworks
They need 3D signs like this to tell you where to go in hospitals. Those 2D arrows dont really cut it.
Blursed Swimsuit
That is something I would absolutely wear JUST to weird my family out.
That was my first thought. Looks more like a wetsuit to me, too.
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This is a famous cosplay duo - the old man is the girl's father - their insta is @fumi_2001_
There is a stigma in Japan about men eating sweets in public, like his parfait. I still don't get it...
This happens a lot! My older sister is 5 feet tall and weighs 100#. Her friend and I are 5'6" and weigh 150# ish. We would go to movies as kids, and she would get carded because she didn't look 17. I wouldn't, and I was just 15. She is still very sensitive about this, and she turns 70 this year. Hahahahah
like my fruitbeer drinking boyfriend :-D its considered a girly drink.
Blursed Painting
Bad for America (Bank of America), shitibank (citibank), ?, and Crooks (Chase). Is the third one "we're peons"? If yes, what bank is that? If no, what does it say?
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Blursed Hdmi
Blursed Tattoo
My last dog had a tiny little heart tattooed in her ear next to her registration number 😊 it was very cute
I wish that the ear tattoos were common where I live (the US)! All my pets are microchipped, but a vet has to actually scan the chip to see the owner's info, and if someone yoinks your pet and never takes it to a vet (or takes it to one who fails to scan the animal) then other people wouldn't know that the animal is stolen :( Ear-tattoo ID numbers are immediately visible and harder to overlook! AFAIK, only military working dogs receive ear-tattoo ID numbers here in the US.
Load More Replies...I understand tattooing female animals when they are spayed, but males? Can't you just peek under their undies?
My sister was told her cat had already been neutered when she got him, turns out the previous owner just had a quick glance, saw nothing dangling, and assumed job done. Spoiler: it wasn’t. He had undescended testicles, which cost her an eye-watering amount to sort out - just to stop the randy little sod from assembling a harem and treating the neighbourhood like his own furry love palace
Load More Replies...His girlfriend told him to get his dogs tattoo. He didn't even question it.
Blursed Lara Croft
Blursed Peppa
Blursed_car
Back in the day, when the late un-lamented Ford Edsel was introduced, it was derided as looking "Like a Studebaker Sucking on a Lemon". Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - on the left, the Studebaker Lark. On the right, the Ford Edsel. Studebaker...560d8a.jpg
Blursed Reflection
Blursed First Place Cup
Blursed Google Search
This reminds me of the time my roommate pranked me by putting gay p**n playing full blast on my work laptop, and then closed it - so the sound paused until the next time it was opened. I didn’t notice until the next day, when I was chatting with my coworker as I casually sipped my coffee and opened my laptop…… 😅😂
Reminds me of the time my cousin sent me a link during Thanksgiving to a "super cool file" (this was like 1999) that was mumbled/muffled noises and quiet voices intended for you to turn up loud enough to hear. I cranked it to hear. Then suddenly a p**n recording at full volume. He totally got me, hats off.
Load More Replies...I remember when you could straight up hack road signs. Fun was had.
Did same at a semiconductor facility (where we produced Nintendo III chips) to anyone stupid enuff to leave themselves logged in at lunch. It resulted in a quick yet panicked self-correction.
Blursed Reward
Blursed Tattoo
Thanks for explaining. It just looked like a botched job before ... with infection
Load More Replies...Blursed Motivation
That's usually what I tell them to do with their carrot. Give me my oats and stop treating me like an animal.
Blursed Teeth
Senor Wences must be doing well, if he can afford dental work like that for his little friend,
Blursed_statue
*Spits out drink* not your emancipants!!!
Load More Replies...I see your Abe Lincoln and raise you a George Washington https://www.si.edu/newsdesk/factsheets/horatio-greenough-s-george-washington
Blursed Not Egg
It took me a minute and then I laughed 😂 I’m a very slender lady and this happens to me too, I blame corporate America
Whoever the seamstress is didn't do a very good job of making sure the front and back pieces were together and even before sewing
I mean, realistically the seamstress is someone making pennies a day somewhere who is forced to make those garments for poverty wages and pushed for quantity, not quality. Sadly.
Load More Replies...Embarrassed that it took me so long to figure out what this was...I thought she had an egg in her lap for some unknown reason
You were supposed to. That was the whole point of the post. (Says she who had to have it explained to her by Ellen Samberg) But why is it that it's always those who shouldn't wear leggings without a skirt covering their reproductive organs who do
Load More Replies...Blursed Reelection
And a butt plug is a pretty apt symbol for the last election.
Load More Replies...Right? Otherwise that's a potential trip to the ER that no one wants to take! 😂
Load More Replies...Blursed Fibonacci
Anyone else straighten your back and neck when you looked at this? Just me? Okay
Blursed Collection
D**n. I thought it was a fido stick collection by the artist, Bark Woofman.
Load More Replies...Blursed Ducky
What happens if you leave a soft material on your dash in Arizona.
I’m in Chicago but I once left a bag of gummy candy in a car overnight during the summer. It congealed into one mass, so I’d just take bites of it after it cooled indoors. It was glorious.
Load More Replies...Give these to high school kids to see if they're ready for parenthood.
had a yellow duck on my dash for years. finally removed it and it was now a nice brown color
yeah - why we, in the southwest of the USA, do NOT leave things like that on a dashboard.. that's a given.
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Blursed_catch
Trump-sized hands hehehe 😊 (watch some people whine that I mentioned something vaguely political now 😝)
why do you have to bring Donnie into every comment? is it because he is dismantling democracy, brick by brick?
Load More Replies...Blursed Voting
The electoral process frequently consists of dropping your pants - and then bending over.
Blursed Shave
Shaving the data down to get the desired results. "Out, out, d**n outliers!"
punk accountanst: "add, substract and die!" from gary larson in "far side"
For all of you wondering. That's german for P*bic hair.
Blursed Clock
This is great for people who don't understand Military time, or 24 hour clock.
"Military time" still cracks me up. It's just "time", but it has to be broken down into periods of 12 so Americans can cope with it.
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Blursed Volvo
Blursed_outerwear
Blursed Earphone
Blursed Discount
I think even a small child's head would get stuck.
Load More Replies...When I was pregnant, I would have been paying full price every time. No discount for me, carrying it all out front!
Blursed Baby?
XD Melanin takes months to develop/deposit after birth. This is also why Siamese kittens are born white/cream and develop their "points" later on!
Child can also markedly take after one parent more than the other (many accounts of this at the reddit link).
Load More Replies...Blursed Store
He is really, REALLY excited about shirts.
Load More Replies...Blursed Disobedience
God I FKN HATE THIS WITH A PASSION >.< Weaponised incompetence and sarcasm all rolled into one.
Its perfect, I can imagine the simmering argument that got to this point.
Load More Replies...Blursed Bring It Milton!!!
I work for a school system in a coastal town and we do this to storage sheds and other smaller outbuildings if there is a hurricane warning. Assuming the anchors and straps are properly rated for the load it should absolutely work.
Load More Replies...Milton brought us a turkey who likes cat food. She showed up in our yard after the hurricane. .
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Blursed_kitten
Blursed Debt Note
Blursed Marketing
Blursed Cap
Blursed Green
Blursed _mario
Blursed Deal
My mother in law *almost* qualified for this. If her mother had held on just a couple more years...
Blursed Hand
Blursed_content
Blursed_students
Why? Some of the pictures are quite funny. Do you dislike the word, or the concept? (Serious question.)
Load More Replies...Babies get their pigment a few days after they're born. My daughter was blue eyed for a few days then her eyes turned dark brown. We are Middle Eastern and dark and at first I was confused as to how that could happen (even though I understand recessive genes). The African American baby's skin will likely turn darker in a few days.
Where was the baby shown on the front page. I really wanted to see what that was all about ?
Probably in the bit you have to have premium to read
Load More Replies...Why? Some of the pictures are quite funny. Do you dislike the word, or the concept? (Serious question.)
Load More Replies...Babies get their pigment a few days after they're born. My daughter was blue eyed for a few days then her eyes turned dark brown. We are Middle Eastern and dark and at first I was confused as to how that could happen (even though I understand recessive genes). The African American baby's skin will likely turn darker in a few days.
Where was the baby shown on the front page. I really wanted to see what that was all about ?
Probably in the bit you have to have premium to read
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