50 Times Reality Glitched So Hard It Became Holy And Cursed All At Once (New Pics)

Uncle Panda 7 months ago

I say keep it quiet. This is evolution in progress.

9points

Henry M 7 months ago

coool sparkly pfp

0points

Just me 7 months ago

6 billion people could tell them they are wrong and they still wouldn't listen, because they know better...

0points

Arek Šašil 5 months ago

Making a business out of stupidity is a very clever move!

3points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

But, but 5G

3points

Rick Murray 7 months ago

Since 2020 I've been vaccinated a bunch of times. I can't pick up AM radio never mind fancy stuff like 5G. I wave my arms around and everything and not a peep.

12points

Huddo's sister 7 months ago

This reminds me of the AIDS ad in Australia in the 80s, they used the grim reaper.

2points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago

Nice!

1point

Happynyss 7 months ago

Haha, clever. Love it. 😂

1point

Blackmoon The Dragon 7 months ago

Honestly this is a really creative way to get the message out, a lot more attention grabbing.. whoever did this is kinda smart :D

1point

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Perfect.

1point

Eli 4 months ago

I'm all in. Take me. Haven't been vaccinated and haven't infected a single person.

0points

Nosirrow 6 months ago

I didn't get the COVID vaccine bc I wanted to die. Unfortunately, it didn't work and I think I had COVID when it was popular.

0points

#2

Blursed Shirt

Man on subway wearing a shirt with a humorous message about belief, captured in a blursed image with mind-bending visual elements.

Final score:

269points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Aw! ….Awww….

63points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

I want this shirt!

7points

Blackmoon The Dragon 7 months ago

This shirt's incredible

6points

Henry M 7 months ago

POV: Motivational coach from Temu

4points

ILoveMySon 7 months ago

😂😂😂

1point

TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 7 months ago

i want it

3points

Bob Brooce 7 months ago

Me want.

2points

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

Ha!

1point

ManuelQue 7 months ago

🤣

1point

Jennifer DeFillippo 3 months ago

😂

0points

Jac Carr 3 months ago

I believe in Bigfoot but not people

0points

#3

Blursed_herd

Cow standing among a herd of bison in snowy field, a blursed image that may make your brain short-circuit

Final score:

255points

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HF 7 months ago

The internet has ruined me...

123points

cj be like 7 months ago

what are you talking abOH GOD NO

23points

Dekker451 7 months ago

Well, at least some of those bison are probably female. Oh wait, that doesn't help...

9points

Radek Suski 7 months ago

Oh come on, I haven't seen it. But now I see

3points

Scott Rackley 7 months ago

me as well, I didn't even need a prompt from the comments

2points

TerathNinir 6 months ago

Piper Perry is the internet's hero.

0points

roepi 6 months ago

And thanks to you, I now see it too and can't unsee it.

0points

Alex Ruddies 6 months ago

Well, jeez, thanks...now I can't unsee it.

0points

Christy Schultz 6 months ago

Me too.

0points

Virgil Blue 7 months ago

I hate that I instantly realised what you meant.

0points

Shary Bobbings 7 months ago

Oh no, now I can't unsee it!

0points

Petra Schaap 7 months ago

bwahahaha

0points

Chris Henderson 7 months ago

Same......same

0points

Nathan Lewis 7 months ago

iykyk

16points

Lady Eowyn 7 months ago

What?

2points

Ge Po 7 months ago

Is this the cover of a; girl-meets-her-werewolf-lover-books, but then for cows?

13points

Edda Kamphues 7 months ago

You go, girl!

12points

RamiRudolph 7 months ago

And she said to her kid: "Bye, son."

11points

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Bodyguards.

7points

Don't listen to me 7 months ago

Don't mess with my big brothers

5points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

Aren’t cows just the cutest 🥰

4points

Chuck 7 months ago

Once you go bison...

3points

D Gibson 7 months ago

If the bison accepted her who are we to question it ?

1point

#4

Blursed Elon

Person in dark gothic clothing standing next to a distorted liberty sign in a blursed image that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

240points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

LOL DORK

136points

Mrs Wuschwusch 7 months ago

LOUDER❤️👍

16points

ohnasouga... 7 months ago

it would be fine if he was just a dork. we might actually like him

12points

Tom Hutcherson 6 months ago

He's an idiot.

3points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

His photo removal skills are like his cybertrucks...half @$$ done.

40points

James016 7 months ago

He's gone full Edgelord there.

22points

MonsterMum 7 months ago

What he has become is far worse

16points

GREYNOOK 7 months ago

looks like lord Voldemort but with hair 🤣

15points

Ben 7 months ago

death eater

3points

Damned_Cat 7 months ago

I didn't know he was a member of Adam and the Ants!

12points

BWC 7 months ago

It was his bad cover band called, "Stand and Don't Deliver".

15points

Lace Neil 7 months ago

*Homer Simpson voice* NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!

7points

Piwakawaka 6 months ago

Calling him that is insulting to nerds.

5points

Bob Brooce 7 months ago

If I was in his hooves I'd happily pay a billion dollars for that photo to stay on the internet in exchange for completely getting rid of this one. untitled-6...8afa87.jpg

5points

CK 7 months ago

You know what's more embarrassing than this photo? Every recent photo of Elon Musk.

5points

Phyzzi 7 months ago

... And pretty much everything else directly about Elon Musk.

3points

RS 7 months ago

Nothing wrong with liking edgy clothes. (But everything is very wrong with being Elon Musk, of course)

5points

#5

Blursed Commercial

Two side-by-side blursed images of a man using billboards to ask for and thank a job, highlighting blursed humor.

Final score:

238points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Any of you pandas ever see that “single guy in Adelaide” ad, trying to find himself a gf? I’ve been seeing it for years lol, this made me think of it

33points

HeavyMetalHeart Premium 7 months ago

Yeah, he’s not having much luck, I guess!

9points

Argie Smith Premium 6 months ago

Adelaide is about 600 km past the middle of nowhere. It's no wonder that he resorted to that.

0points

KieLeaHar 6 months ago

Yes. He is still single and looking! It’s been like 10+ years! Weirdly enough I still see his ads. He’s still looking that makes me sad but he’ll find someone. I’m sure. I think he needs to kind of maybe lower his standards of finding a woman who has never had a boyfriend… Because in this age she’d have to be under 18 in that case… So he might have to change that standard a little bit maybe or we could get lucky? I don’t know.. Maybe she’ll be from a cult or something.

0points

Henry M 7 months ago

no But what about that like find Muhammad a wife thing?

0points

James016 7 months ago

IIRC this is the guy that started Cultaholic.com the wrestling news site. Don't quote me on that though.

2points

Fred L. 7 months ago

One of them, after they left WhatCulture.

0points

PenguinEmp 7 months ago

I wouldn't hire somebody who spent 500 euro on a billboard instead of saving

1point

Anja Schmidt 7 months ago

Way cool!

1point

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

I tried getting on the website but unfortunately, it is shut down (I know a bummer)

1point

NerdAlert 7 months ago

But why - you could use it on food

1point

Ryan Mercer 7 months ago

Who's gonna see an ad placed on food?

17points

Janet Graham 6 months ago

Dumb and idiotic.

0points

Christine Wild 6 months ago

Congrats!

0points

Dariusz M. D. 6 months ago

What on earth is wage packet?

0points

Henry M 7 months ago

No one: People desperate for a job:

0points

#6

Blursed Tag

Clothing tag humor with a warning that shirts were tested on animals but didn’t fit, a blursed image with quirky text.

Final score:

237points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Can confirm, my cats fit in none of my shirts or pants.

53points

Kali Chaos 7 months ago

Try it when all your dogs outweigh you, the chaos is real.

3points

Pieter LeGrande 7 months ago

Not for want of trying though. I expect.

0points

Doc 7 months ago

🤣🤣

0points

Kyra Heiker 7 months ago (edited)

But my cats fit just fine on top of my clothes.

4points

Roxy222uk 7 months ago

Then you chose the wrong animals

1point

Henry M 7 months ago

PETA is coming

1point

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

I love this tag!

0points

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

Same here.

0points

Phyzzi 7 months ago

... But... I'm an animal...

0points

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

Quick! Honey! Wash this one 30 extra times!

0points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

“The cat or the shirt, honey?!”

0points

#7

Blursed Graffiti

Street art showing a girl holding a leash tied to a blursed alien creature, with a man focused on his phone nearby.

Final score:

237points

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Michelle C 7 months ago

Luv it!

19points

Henry M 7 months ago

😧😧😧😭💀💀💀💀 POV when your child says Daddy I got a new pet do you want to meet him

9points

Dekker451 7 months ago

"Does he bite?"

6points

Miriam Insidecor 7 months ago

So great.

4points

Doc 7 months ago

Perfect

3points

Valerie Page 7 months ago

Could be a Banksy. It's good enough. Well done gushaart

2points

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

LOL

2points

Sheena Gregory - Scott 5 months ago

Is the kids name Sigourney

0points

Janet Graham 6 months ago

Don't make me sic my alien on you!

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

hahahahahah

0points

#8

Blursed Gratitude

Lighter with ironic text thanking for smoking from a funeral home, a blursed image that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

229points

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William Sufik 7 months ago

Reminds me of: How to make someone stop smoking quickly

35points

Dekker451 7 months ago

Smack the cigarette out of their hand?

5points

Michael Grant 7 months ago

When I was young my dad was told by his doctor that he had to quit smoking or he would be dead within a year. My mom 'encouraged' him by adding up all his life insurance policies and pensions and sending away for cruise pamphlets. He did quit (and had a lung removed). He lived.

9points

Auntriarch 7 months ago

Cruise pamphlets, oh my! I like her style

3points

London Paris 7 months ago

5 days without . . . . . . The one thing I'm genuinely glad to give up . . .

7points

Bored Birgit 7 months ago

Good luck with this! It's worth it.

4points

Maxy 7 months ago

what if i'm using it for my scented candles?

1point

BrunoVI 7 months ago

I'd've made this comment on the vaccines post, but I didn't want people to think I was anti-vaccine. I'm also certainly anti-smoking, but if someone doubts me on that, it isn't as dangerous. This joke has been on the internet since its creation. I don't even remember if it was once funny. It very well might have been. Please stop. Seeing it a few times a week for 30 years in a row is tiring.

1point

Tom Brincefield 7 months ago

I've been online since before the World Wide Web existed. I've seen this before, but not near 3 times a week. Probably not 3 times a decade. If you are anywhere close to seeing it that often, go outside and touch grass for a decade OD so.

3points

Roxy222uk 7 months ago

If you've never seen the film 'Thank You for Smoking' you should treat yourself. It's so much more of a joy than you think it's going to be.

0points

Shelli Aderman 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Steve H 7 months ago

Yeah, didn't work.

0points

Eri J 7 months ago

There isn't a LOL loud enough.

0points

Dekker451 7 months ago (edited)

That's what ROFL, LMAO and ROFLMAO are for.

1point

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

Oh that's just wrong

-3points

#9

Blursed Cerberus

Three white dogs appear to have three heads merged behind a car seat, creating a blursed image that confuses the brain.

Final score:

228points

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 7 months ago

Hades is stuck in traffic...

69points

Marleina Hershberg 7 months ago

cerberus

4points

Virgil Blue 7 months ago

The highway to heck is so congested these days.

0points

zububonsai 7 months ago

🔥👏🏻😎

0points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

Manny, Moe, and Jack? Moe, Larry, and Curly? Groucho, Chico, and Harpo? Tinker, Evers, and Chance? Patty, Maxine, and Laverne?

5points

Auntriarch 7 months ago

Larry, Darryl and his other brother Darryl.

5points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago

Upvote for mythology doggos:)

4points

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

Floofy puppers

4points

London Paris 7 months ago

Remember: Cerberus only ate those who tried to LEAVE and not those who entered.

3points

Sam Trudeau 7 months ago

Remember that part of Percy Jackson where Annabeth plays fetch with Cerberus? That's what I'm thinking of now

3points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Cutie 1, Cutie 2, and Cutie 3

2points

Henry M 7 months ago

no one: when you have too many dogs and they start merging:

1point

Roni Stone Premium 7 months ago

Cerberus is just too floofy, aren't they? Such a good boi(s).

1point

Just_for_this 7 months ago (edited)

🎶On the Highway to hell 🎶

1point

#10

Blursed_cat

African wild cat with unusually long legs walking on dry ground in a blursed image that may short-circuit your brain.

Final score:

227points

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Multa Nocte 7 months ago

Yep - my cat on stilts.

63points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

You have a Standard Issue Cat? I'm jealous <3

8points

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Would it scratch my eyes out? Probably. Would I still try to pat it? Absolutely.

17points

Phyzzi 7 months ago

So it's a cat...

3points

Al Fun Premium 7 months ago

Same annoyed expression, nothing changed.

13points

Peppy 7 months ago

Better than those poor moggies with the little stumpy legs, can’t cat properly like that, I mean how do they even push stuff off surfaces?

10points

Forrest Grump 7 months ago

Great for pulling items off tables.

6points

GREYNOOK 7 months ago

uncomfortably longer legs !, maybe its comfortable for the cat 👍

5points

Robert Millar 7 months ago

Well, at least they reach the ground.

16points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

Looks like my Luka minus the leggies 😊 he’s named after Laika (the first dog in space) and my horse Luke, who passed away years ago.

5points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

That is an absolutely awesome name-combo backstory and tribute to both your beloved horse and to Laika! I love learning the stories behind pets' names :)

8points

Bigfoot87 7 months ago

so, I should try to pet it, right?

4points

Kenny Kulbiski 7 months ago

He/she doesn't look to snuggly.

2points

Forrest Grump 7 months ago

To what does he/she look?

2points

Roni Stone Premium 7 months ago

Begs the question, how do they loaf?

1point

#11

Blursed_battle

Person in alien costume facing man dressed as priest holding alien vs predator sign in blursed image with surreal vibe

Final score:

215points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Ack ack ack ack!

82points

Pyla 7 months ago

OH DAAAYUM!!!!! Too great!!!

12points

Joshua McNally 7 months ago

I hope Alien wins.

11points

ocean todd Premium 7 months ago

Whoa.

9points

Mreoww 7 months ago

Hahahah

3points

Binky Melnik 7 months ago

As it’s seems to be common knowledge all over the world now that children aren’t safe around many priests/ministers/whatever else they’re called as it’s now an open secret, why isn’t anything being done?! Why does everyone simply make jokes and turned away from it? Can’t it all be shut down until such time the system can be fixed or done away with altogether? Yeah, I know it’s this way with *lotsa* things and that there’re laws detailing the separation of church and state, but it kinda seems we need to do away with that as it allows for a complete lack of oversight. Let’s do a LOTTA overseeing and straightening this out instead a giggling and looking away. (Yeah, I know I make it sound easy, but it seems as if it ought not be THAT hard to fix it, save for all the money churches are able to use to make everyone keep giggling and avoiding what they’re doing. 😰)

2points

Auntriarch 7 months ago

It would be easier to fix if it wasn't for parents whose heads are firmly in the sand

3points

Roxy222uk 7 months ago

Can a Christian please explain to the rest of us why their God didn't mind that his priests were a.b.u.sing children? I once heard a spokesperson for the Catholic church say that the rate of child a.b.use amongst their clergy was no higher than in any other workplace, and all I could think was "literally what is the point?" If Christian representatives of God on earth are the same level of selfish and cruel as the everyone else, Christianity achieves nothing.

0points

Phyzzi 7 months ago

Monotheism and especially Christianity are fundamentally built on the principle of an unquestionable hierarchy chosen by an all knowing god. To question, much less dismantle that structure even a little threatens the very foundations of monotheistic organizations and so attempts to do so are met with significant resistance. This is why we so often find organized religion at odds with democracy and especially progressive democracy that wishes to put power in the hands of people AND educate those people to make good decisions as individuals. So, what you are asking is for government to essentially overthrow the (in this case) power structure of the Catholic Church, and as much as I actually think we eventually will have to at least force religious leaders to reorganize to acknowledge government by the people for the people before holy ordained autocracy (or keep facing waves of religiously supported fascism that destroy democracies), you can see that the task is not small at all.

0points

Miriam Insidecor 7 months ago

Excellent

1point

HappyShannon12 Premium 6 months ago

People are worried about this but not trump

0points

Liz Butt 6 months ago

Which one is the more dangerous? The predator of course. Aliens haven't been known to "pray" on the innocent.

0points

Julia Cargile 7 months ago

So sad.

0points

#12

Blursed Cosplay

Two people in blursed costumes, one dressed as a fish inside a plastic bag, the other with red pigtails and a skirt.

Final score:

202points

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Upstaged75 7 months ago

This is pretty awesome!

72points

BrunoVI 7 months ago

Until she suffocated. Which made it more authentic, but also more sad.

0points

Rachelle 7 months ago

Former Edmonton Oilers player, Jesse Puljujarvi. He's a legend (just not for hockey). JP1-681a7e...758ffc.jpg

6points

Robin Roper 7 months ago

Great costume! Hope there are some air holes in that bag or it's made of transparent fabric.

4points

Daniel Atkins 7 months ago

A+ for creativity.

3points

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

HAHAHA! Don't shake the bag!

2points

Peta Warren 7 months ago

Looks great - not so sure about her being in a plastic bag.

1point

Scarfy VR 7 months ago

*facepalm

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

I love it!

0points

les 6 months ago

i briefly thought that was john cena and it honestly wouldn't surprise me cos it seems like something he would do just for fun

0points

KieLeaHar 6 months ago

I thought he was John Cena for a split second.

0points

#13

Blursed Coincidence

Calico cat near a lost cat poster matching the cat’s photo, a blursed image that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

198points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

“SNITCHES GET STITCHES”

121points

Manic Mama 7 months ago

And end up in ditches.

14points

Sinead Kenny 7 months ago

I was not here! Okay?

10points

D Battle II 7 months ago

Move along, nothing to see here!

8points

Canadian_Casey 7 months ago

Have you seen Tinks? I tinks so.

8points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

Aw snap! They found me!

6points

Ben 7 months ago

Tinks looks like he has seen some things.

4points

TheGayUmbrella 6 months ago

Actually, tortoiseshels are usually girls

0points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago (edited)

"You didn't see S**T!"

3points

Jnausicaa Premium 6 months ago

She has some tortietude right there!

0points

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

He wants home bak so make way!

0points

Alessa Gillespie 7 months ago

Tinks is adorable

0points

#14

Blursed Custom

Couple dressed in blursed Halloween costumes posing indoors, showing creative and unsettling styles for blursed images.

Final score:

195points

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Undercover 7 months ago

That's dark.... I like it! 🤣🤣🤣

88points

Pyla 7 months ago

Hey, it's literally what she was doing.

11points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago

Super creative, horrible but creative lol

6points

Jessica Daus-Warner 7 months ago

That is messed up and super clever!

2points

Kay Christensen 6 months ago

Clever!

0points

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

Ahhhhh!

0points

Miki 7 months ago (edited)

Perfect :D

0points

Gerry Higgins 7 months ago

Brilliant

0points

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

LOL

0points

London Paris 7 months ago

But how many times did you have to explain it to people . . . . . .

-2points

#15

Blursed_lego Flower

A LEGO orchid set transformed into a plant-like humanoid figure in a blursed and surreal style.

Final score:

186points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

I have this orchid set and I’ve seen the build instructions for this demogorgon thing 😂 I’m thinking about rebuilding mine

86points

Just_for_this 7 months ago

It would be a sin not to!

6points

Josephine Blogs 7 months ago

Me too!

2points

Abby Rexroth 6 months ago

Do it! I'm jealous!!!

1point

Nikole 7 months ago

I have this set too… Hmm…

0points

Laura Gillette 7 months ago

Makes me think of an orchid mantis o53a7jr54fcc1.jpeg

10points

Catlady6000 7 months ago (edited)

She's beautiful and she knows it! Thank you!

2points

James016 7 months ago

My wife recently did a couple of Lego botanical sets, I'll show her this later

5points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

I never knew Demogorgons were into Floral Arrangements!

4points

LauraDragonWench 7 months ago

Even they like to feel pretty every once in a while! 😁

4points

ocean todd Premium 7 months ago

Stranger Things?

4points

NerdAlert 7 months ago

I like this better than the orchid set

1point

Lanswyfte 6 months ago

I never really considered getting one of the Botanical Lego sets until now....

0points

Christine Wild 6 months ago

VERY cool

0points

carol bland 6 months ago

I am Groots girlfriend?

0points

Teresa Strain 6 months ago

😆

0points

#16

Blursed Contraceptive Pills

Hand holding a blister pack with playful artwork showing a woman tossing a baby, a blursed image that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

180points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

Yeetus the fetus!

150points

Colt Winkler 7 months ago

fetus deletus

30points

Yourlocalsnipergal 6 months ago

Hasta la vista, baby.

1point

Hailey Himalaylee 4 months ago

I saw ur other comment on one line horror stories!

0points

El Dee 7 months ago

'Antibabypillen'

7points

PurpleTribe 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

Alessa Gillespie 7 months ago

I need this pill packet sleeve!

1point

Shelli Aderman 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Jessica Daus-Warner 7 months ago

That should be the logo on Plan B

0points

Nosirrow 6 months ago

Disgusting.

-2points

Nix 6 months ago

Just tell yourself that they're the children of illegal immigrants or the children of people living in a country where the we like to drop bombs and you'll stop caring about it like most "pro-life" people 🤷‍♀️

2points

Liz Butt 6 months ago (edited)

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Jenny 4 months ago

They are contraceptives, they prevent pregnancies, they don't terminate them 🤦🏻‍♀️

0points

Sam Trudeau 7 months ago

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superfluous 7 months ago

These are birth control, not plan b (1 hint - they show the days to take them: Mon, Tues), so they prevent a pregnancy, not abort a pregnancy. In defense of plan b pills, spontaneous miscarriages happen in approximately 13.5% of pregnancies, usually in the first twelve weeks before a woman even knows she is pregnant (https://www.sciencealert.com/meta-analysis-finds-majority-of-human-pregnancies-end-in-miscarriage-biorxiv) so plan b can be thought of as an assist of nature influenced by the woman's choice. Also, your beliefs are not everyone's and should not control other's bodies. If YOU don't want an abortion, don't get one. It is none of your business what beliefs others have and what they do with THEIR body.

38points

#17

Blursed Car

Car parked vertically against trees on road edge creating a blursed scene that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

173points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

This I actually impressive

62points

Tom Hutcherson 6 months ago

How?

1point

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

I have sooooo many questions.

5points

Hell'n Damnation 7 months ago

I wonder how many practice cars were used.

5points

Scarfy VR 7 months ago

*facepalm intensifies

2points

Mrs Wuschwusch 7 months ago

Why are all cars white?

1point

Catlady6000 7 months ago

They're in a white car nation. I blame dads everywhere.

0points

Sylvia Faust 6 months ago

How?

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

bet you can't do that twice.

0points

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

This would actually be pretty useful!

0points

Liz Butt 6 months ago

Should be the future of parking to save space, yes?

0points

Cydney Golden 6 months ago

How??

0points

#18

Blursed Cake

Cake with cartoon and text, a blursed image likely to make your brain short-circuit with its unusual humor.

Final score:

169points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Awwww I wanna get this for my sister, 🥰

59points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

Ironically we’re twins

20points

KnightOwl86 7 months ago

I got my sister a happy anniversary card last yr, she was really confused when she opened it as she's not married. Inside my niece (her daughter) drew a picture on one side, I'd written the story on the other reminding her that It was exactly 5 years since the time she'd sh*t herself at a kids park in the middle of the day. She was 5-6 miles from home, alone with her 2 young kids (aged 2 & 3) she doesn't drive and had used public transport to get there. Her daughter kept shouting 'mummy pooped' and 'eww smelly mummy' drawing attention to them, while she tried to get away from all the people in the very busy park. She called me freaking out, my dad eventually went to take them home (he covered his car seat and floor with garbage bags and made her put another one over her legs) My niece still occasionally talks about it, usually very loudly on public places to embarrass her mum. I think it's hysterical every time I remember it. I will never let her forget, it's my job as a younger sister

11points

Catlady6000 7 months ago (edited)

Seriously, BP. This is ridiculous. I thought this was a horrible story about someone killingg theirself. It's actually a hilarious story about someone not killingg theirself. I was very confused

3points

#19

Blursed Retropc

Steampunk-inspired wooden device with gears and dials, featuring an unusual compact disc drive setup in blursed design.

Final score:

168points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago (edited)

1000/10. It’s like the perfect blend of my millennial childhood and my great grandma’s Silent G childhood. (Oui?)

66points

Heffalump 7 months ago

Not blursed at all. Blessed. Wholly marvellous.

10points

martymcmatrix 7 months ago

Is this »Steampunk-Rococco« already? 🤔

6points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

Real Steampunk / Girl Genius beauty going on here. I can definitely see Agatha Heterodyne using this creation!

4points

William Sufik 7 months ago

Wow, so cool setup.

3points

Dekker451 7 months ago

Wow, that must've taken a lot of work. Is the gauge a thermometer for fhe CPU?

2points

Nicky 7 months ago

Steampunk wonderland!

2points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

A beautiful rendition.

2points

Evan Connolly 2 months ago

I knew that LGR had a woodgrain PC, but this is fantastic!

0points

Angel Dee 2 months ago

Cool until you open adobe ps and this starts smoking

0points

#20

Blursed_bait

Sign on dock pole humorously warning that unsupervised children will be used as crab bait, a blursed image near water.

Final score:

162points

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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Sounds good to me.

59points

Dragon Lady 7 months ago

I have some neighbourhood children I'm sending to you right now....

5points

Michael Largey 7 months ago

Better to give children to the crabs than to give the crabs to children.

5points

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

Honey I'm gonna get lil timmy ready for a swim. Whats that? Yes I will DEFINITELY be with him.

2points

Littlemiss Premium 7 months ago

I can supply the bait, how many and how much you willing to pay?

1point

Catlady6000 7 months ago

Those poor crabs

1point

Dekker451 7 months ago

What are they going to use the supervised children as bait for?

1point

BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 7 months ago

Fair

1point

Roni Stone Premium 7 months ago

Well, why not?

1point

Dariusz M. D. 4 months ago

A bit harsh, but OK.

0points

#21

Blursed Cosplay

A blursed image of a man standing on a box that aligns with his shoes, next to a woman in a pink dress at an outdoor event.

Final score:

160points

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Batwench Premium 7 months ago

Clever

54points

Eric Rossman 6 months ago

Agreed... it took me a minute to see it.

0points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago

Love this! Upvote for GoT ❤️

5points

Horosho Bodka 7 months ago

To me, she looks astonishingly like Alanis Morissette

3points

Chewie Baron Premium 7 months ago

Isn’t that ironic?

18points

Roni Stone Premium 7 months ago

Oh! LOL.

2points

MalayDragon 7 months ago

Cosplaying who exactly?

2points

quentariel 7 months ago

Tyrion and Shea grom GoT maybe?

16points

Diane Business 6 months ago

OMG!!!!! lol

1point

McKenzy Flores 6 months ago

Love this!!

0points

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

I love this!

0points

Dave Chapman 6 months ago

Peter Dinklage would howl laughing at this!

0points

Just me 7 months ago

Who has thighs that fit in a shoe????🙈

0points

Dee Rutherford 7 months ago

Calves, not thighs.

0points

#22

Blursed Sign

Exit sign with figure stretched out of the frame, creating a blursed visual effect that confuses the brain.

Final score:

156points

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Jrog 7 months ago

Artwork by Yuki Matsueda. He turns common graphics and objects into 3D artworks

87points

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

Spoiler!

0points

Justbecause 7 months ago

They need 3D signs like this to tell you where to go in hospitals. Those 2D arrows dont really cut it.

1point

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

I love this!

0points

Jane 7 months ago

Runaway!

0points

#23

Blursed Swimsuit

Suit-inspired wetsuit blending formal wear and swim gear, creating a blursed visual effect that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

155points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

That is something I would absolutely wear JUST to weird my family out.

82points

sturmwesen 7 months ago

but would you wear it in water or to a wedding?

6points

Winter Premium 6 months ago

I would too, but not to weird anyone out, but just because it's SO COOL!

0points

Casual Crow 7 months ago

Same

0points

Tonyah Mcanelly 7 months ago

Very James Bond . Come out of the water wearing a suit

10points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

I’d surf in this

7points

Pyla 7 months ago

Bond, James Bond

4points

KDS 7 months ago

Just think after your business meeting you can go swimming without ever changing your clothes.

1point

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

Why does the man look so weird...

1point

Dogcat vet (retired) 7 months ago

not a wet suit?

1point

Lanswyfte 6 months ago

That was my first thought. Looks more like a wetsuit to me, too.

0points

Otto Katz 7 months ago

The James Bond model

1point

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 6 months ago

Very Bond, James Bond

0points

roepi 6 months ago

Barney at the beach.

0points

#24

Blursed_ Choice

Older man and young woman swapping desserts and drinks in a blursed image that may confuse viewers’ brains.

Final score:

153points

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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 7 months ago

Nothing wrong here

76points

Mighty Toastress 7 months ago

He looks very Happy!

13points

London Paris 7 months ago

This is a famous cosplay duo - the old man is the girl's father - their insta is @fumi_2001_

10points

Lost Panda 7 months ago

There is a stigma in Japan about men eating sweets in public, like his parfait. I still don't get it...

9points

Lene 7 months ago

It's nearly 10pm on a school night. I have just managed to put my 3 kids to sleep. And you show me this!??! Someone eating ice cream next to someone having a beer? You know what? I am gonna get me some ice cream tomorrow. And later this weekend I'm gonna buy me some beers. 😁

5points

K Barnes 7 months ago

My husband has about 3 drinks a year and I enjoy a cocktail before dinner (I don't enjoy paying 15$ for one, though!). When the runner brings drinks the cocktail often goes to him and the mocktail to me.. Way less than 10 years ago though so ... progress!

3points

Janet Graham 6 months ago

This happens a lot! My older sister is 5 feet tall and weighs 100#. Her friend and I are 5'6" and weigh 150# ish. We would go to movies as kids, and she would get carded because she didn't look 17. I wouldn't, and I was just 15. She is still very sensitive about this, and she turns 70 this year. Hahahahah

0points

David B. 6 months ago

I don't get it?

0points

B 7 months ago

Yay for challenging stereotypes!

0points

Petra Schaap 7 months ago

like my fruitbeer drinking boyfriend :-D its considered a girly drink.

0points

#25

Blursed Painting

Man painting a blursed image of a building on fire that matches the real Bank of America in the background.

Final score:

153points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Where’s that adorable lil smirking girl meme when you need her

73points

Victor 7 months ago

Girl-Fire-...6e31f.jpeg

6points

Moonie Pinkslip 7 months ago

my first thought too :))

2points

TiNaBoNiNa 7 months ago

😏

1point

Sylvia Faust 6 months ago

My immediate thought.

0points

Bi.Felicia Premium 7 months ago

I like his T-shirt

16points

superfluous 7 months ago

Bad for America (Bank of America), shitibank (citibank), ?, and Crooks (Chase). Is the third one "we're peons"? If yes, what bank is that? If no, what does it say?

4points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago (edited)

Something tells me he has issues with banks.

9points

Roxy222uk 7 months ago

At the very least, quite strong opinions

2points

jasper 7 months ago

There's a story here.

2points

Lanswyfte 6 months ago (edited)

Ooo, he's got that cursed paintbrush that I saw on TV once, the one that makes it so that whatever he paints actually happens. (J/K)

1point

B 7 months ago

BP forgot to censor his shirt... :/

1point

ana-the-light-fury 7 months ago

Makes you wonder if he tells the future…

1point

Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago

Well, he's not wrong.

1point

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Painting the future?

1point

McKenzy Flores 6 months ago

I like his shirt

0points

#26

Blursed Siblings Photo

Blursed image showing adults and children crowded in two bathtubs with a hand flipping the middle finger in the foreground

Final score:

148points

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Mavis 7 months ago

Ive seen this before but this is the first time I've noticed the mother's(?) hand. Great job guys!

10points

Eugenio Nieto G. 7 months ago

The old hand... congrats for the good humor

5points

Sharon Ingram 7 months ago

The sister in the peach suit has not changed!

1point

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago

There's one on the floor!

0points

Anja Schmidt 7 months ago

:-D

0points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago

Love! ❤️

0points

Steve H 7 months ago

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#27

Blursed Hdmi

Black GMC Sierra truck with exhaust pipes labeled HDMI 1 and HDMI 2, a blursed image that may confuse viewers.

Final score:

146points

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Jerome Lenovo 7 months ago

is it 4k hdr ?

19points

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

LOL

2points

Janet Graham 6 months ago

I love this! I will have this on my custom truck!!

1point

Jenny 4 months ago

Nah, those are DisplayPort.

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

that's clever

0points

Abby Rexroth 6 months ago

That's bloody brilliant!

0points

#28

Blursed Tattoo

Two images showing tattoos with unusual meanings, illustrating blursed images that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

144points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

My last dog had a tiny little heart tattooed in her ear next to her registration number 😊 it was very cute

42points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

I wish that the ear tattoos were common where I live (the US)! All my pets are microchipped, but a vet has to actually scan the chip to see the owner's info, and if someone yoinks your pet and never takes it to a vet (or takes it to one who fails to scan the animal) then other people wouldn't know that the animal is stolen :( Ear-tattoo ID numbers are immediately visible and harder to overlook! AFAIK, only military working dogs receive ear-tattoo ID numbers here in the US.

4points

Dekker451 7 months ago

This will never not be funny.

8points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

I mean, has OP had a vasectomy...? XD

8points

azubi 7 months ago

Safe to date

5points

BeKind&Rewind 7 months ago

I understand tattooing female animals when they are spayed, but males? Can't you just peek under their undies?

5points

Just_for_this 7 months ago (edited)

My sister was told her cat had already been neutered when she got him, turns out the previous owner just had a quick glance, saw nothing dangling, and assumed job done. Spoiler: it wasn’t. He had undescended testicles, which cost her an eye-watering amount to sort out - just to stop the randy little sod from assembling a harem and treating the neighbourhood like his own furry love palace

16points

sturmwesen 7 months ago

nope. it could always be, that the balls did not drop (and need to be removed because of medical reasons)

7points

Bob Brooce 7 months ago

Sometimes. In between good, responsible pet owners and the "I would never do that to my dog" owners there's a small subset that will neuter a male dog and then give it "neuticles". untitled-6...8b7812.jpg

1point

Beachbum 2 months ago

Do we really need a tattoo on dog saying that they are neutered? Wouldn't the absence of balls be a key giveaway?

1point

michael Chock 7 months ago

His girlfriend told him to get his dogs tattoo. He didn't even question it.

1point

Beau Nonya 5 months ago

All my dogs just have a little light blue spot

0points

Agent Smith 6 months ago

Should happen more often. For real that is.

0points

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

That's hysterical!

0points

#29

Blursed Lara Croft

Side-by-side photo of a woman and a low-polygon 3D video game character in similar outfits, showcasing blursed images.

Final score:

134points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

I actually love this 😆 👏

49points

MalayDragon 7 months ago

It's amazing, such a great cosplay.

6points

Pelle Lövet 7 months ago

😂😂😂👏👏👏

3points

Sam Trudeau 7 months ago

Cybertruck

3points

Joanne Hicks 6 months ago

Rght on !

0points

Sylvia Faust 6 months ago

Good one

0points

Joanne Hudson 6 months ago

Made in China? I have questions.

0points

Sven Horlemann 6 months ago

Brave. And cool.

0points

#30

Blursed Peppa

Pink turbocharger with googly eyes resembling a cartoon character in a workshop, a blursed image that may short-circuit your brain.

Final score:

132points

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Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago

Turbo Peppa

40points

les 6 months ago (edited)

does this make her a peppi pig now?

0points

JuniorCJ82 7 months ago

Peppa herself is blursed.

3points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Cute!

2points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

On a Garrett Turbo, no less! *chef's kiss*

1point

N G 6 months ago

i'm a peppa pig fan

0points

Lime Rendel 7 months ago

Peppa from the v o i d

0points

Just_for_this 7 months ago

Big improvement

0points

#31

Blursed_car

Silver car edited with a lemon and cartoon tongue on bumper overlaid with an image of a crashed silver car, blursed images.

Final score:

130points

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William Sufik 7 months ago

XD

21points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

Back in the day, when the late un-lamented Ford Edsel was introduced, it was derided as looking "Like a Studebaker Sucking on a Lemon". Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - on the left, the Studebaker Lark. On the right, the Ford Edsel. Studebaker...560d8a.jpg

5points

Catlady6000 7 months ago

As advertised

0points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

3:

2points

B 7 months ago

This actually made me snart (snort/frt).

1point

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

OOOH just a little tooo sour

1point

Atom Bohr 7 months ago

That top picture should not be as cute as it is!

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

ouch

0points

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

LMAO

0points

#32

Blursed Reflection

Blursed image of a person wearing a jacket with the word P*O9 on the back, standing indoors in a hallway.

Final score:

128points

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Moonie Pinkslip 7 months ago

it's the po po!

33points

Michael Largey 7 months ago

We don't really need prompting, officer.

4points

Janelle Collard Premium 7 months ago (edited)

Da PoPo

3points

Shelli Aderman 7 months ago

💩

1point

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Accurate -_-

0points

RamiRudolph 7 months ago

Why?

1point

#33

Blursed First Place Cup

Trophy with two disconnected cup halves and base labeled World's Best CSS Developer in a blursed image.

Final score:

123points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Perfect 😂😂😂

40points

YDNinja 7 months ago

That's 3D printed. Takes some skill to design stuff like that though.

3points

Eric Brown 7 months ago

Microsoft Word when you move an image .1 mm.

2points

Roni Stone Premium 7 months ago

Please tell me that is real!

1point

Shelli Aderman 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

CozyBear 7 months ago

Cool!

0points

#34

Blursed Google Search

Highway traffic jam with a confusing digital sign showing mixed messages, a blursed image that may short-circuit your brain.

Final score:

122points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago (edited)

This reminds me of the time my roommate pranked me by putting gay p**n playing full blast on my work laptop, and then closed it - so the sound paused until the next time it was opened. I didn’t notice until the next day, when I was chatting with my coworker as I casually sipped my coffee and opened my laptop…… 😅😂

58points

K Barnes 7 months ago

Reminds me of the time my cousin sent me a link during Thanksgiving to a "super cool file" (this was like 1999) that was mumbled/muffled noises and quiet voices intended for you to turn up loud enough to hear. I cranked it to hear. Then suddenly a p**n recording at full volume. He totally got me, hats off.

8points

Scott Rackley 7 months ago

I remember when you could straight up hack road signs. Fun was had.

3points

Karen Menard 6 months ago

Did same at a semiconductor facility (where we produced Nintendo III chips) to anyone stupid enuff to leave themselves logged in at lunch. It resulted in a quick yet panicked self-correction.

1point

StPaul9 7 months ago

Google my activity

0points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity?pli=1

0points

#35

Blursed Reward

Humorous missing person poster with blursed elements about a boyfriend last seen under girlfriend’s thumb and reward offer.

Final score:

117points

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Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Ouch!

30points

HappyShannon12 Premium 6 months ago

Depends....she may have really nice B00Bs

0points

#36

Blursed Tattoo

Blursed image of a red irritated skin patch resembling a lizard or gecko shape on a person's shoulder.

Final score:

114points

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Mrs Wuschwusch 7 months ago

Love it💚

49points

OzzyTheMano (They/He) 7 months ago

that's actually pretty cool tho, very well executed

11points

Jenna Logan 7 months ago

Out of a birthmark? That's sweet

8points

Valerie Page 7 months ago

Thanks for explaining. It just looked like a botched job before ... with infection

3points

ana-the-light-fury 7 months ago

That’s actually so cool tho—

3points

Abby Rexroth 6 months ago

I want one!

1point

Linda Roy 2 months ago

Well done 👍

0points

Sylvia Faust 6 months ago

I like it

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

nice job.

0points

Susan Raskin 6 months ago

splat

0points

Heather Menard 7 months ago

Love froggy

0points

#37

Blursed Motivation

A blursed image showing a cartoon donkey chasing a carrot on a stick, reflecting two types of motivation.

Final score:

111points

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Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Zero lies told.

33points

Atero 7 months ago

Technically second one is an "encouragement"...

4points

Java Addict 7 months ago

The donkey's eyes 😂

3points

London Paris 7 months ago

*"Why not both" meme*

2points

Justin 6 months ago

Por que no los dos?

0points

michael Chock 7 months ago

That's usually what I tell them to do with their carrot. Give me my oats and stop treating me like an animal.

1point

Regina Holt 7 months ago

Ain't that a kick in the a$$

1point

Sven Horlemann 6 months ago

Ouch.

0points

El Dee 7 months ago

K.I.T.A.

0points

D Gibson 7 months ago

Sick.

-1point

#38

Blursed Teeth

Hands with red lipstick marks positioned to form a mouth shape with nails resembling teeth in a blursed optical illusion.

Final score:

106points

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Josh 7 months ago

Jennifer Lopez

33points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

Taco Flavored Kisses! IFYKYK

10points

Orange Mum 7 months ago

ROFL

1point

LinkTheHylian 7 months ago

I'll pass on the taco-flavoured kisses, thanks.

1point

Beachbum 2 months ago

😂😂😂 I am Jennifer Lopez! Taco flavored kisses please

0points

Marsha Hultberg 7 months ago

???

0points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Jeffrey Kusch 7 months ago

"Bloody nice choppers!"... every Brit.

3points

Littlemiss Premium 7 months ago

I laughed and little too hard at this

1point

Dekker451 7 months ago

Nah, just cursed.

3points

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

It took me way too long to realize what I was looking at!

1point

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

Senor Wences must be doing well, if he can afford dental work like that for his little friend,

1point

gg Gc 7 months ago

teeth don't have flesh ono their back side'

0points

gg Gc 7 months ago

sorry. those aren't teeth, they are finger tips

0points

Panda McPandaface 7 months ago

Well durr.

1point

Jeff Hunt 7 months ago

My poor eight year old granddaughter. Except her’s are a little more horizontal.

0points

#39

Blursed_statue

Shirtless statue of Abraham Lincoln at Los Angeles courthouse with suggestive pose, an example of blursed images.

Final score:

105points

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JB 7 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

94points

Wild Cream 7 months ago (edited)

*Spits out drink* not your emancipants!!!

35points

Chewie Baron Premium 7 months ago

This is the best sentence I have read today!

5points

Pelle Lövet 7 months ago

😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

1point

Pandemonium 7 months ago

Babe-raham Lincoln

36points

whiterabbit 7 months ago

😂

1point

Michael Largey 7 months ago

"If you're ever in Gettysburg, here's my address."

22points

Paulina 7 months ago

I couldn't believe it, so I googled. They really freaking did it 😂

19points

London Paris 7 months ago

He was quite the wrestler in his youth

6points

The danish woman 7 months ago

Why was this statue ever made?

5points

Phantom Phoenix 7 months ago

Republicans please note, Lincoln leaned left!

4points

Vivian McBride 7 months ago (edited)

I see your Abe Lincoln and raise you a George Washington https://www.si.edu/newsdesk/factsheets/horatio-greenough-s-george-washington

3points

Catlady6000 7 months ago

Well. OK then....

2points

Mikah 7 months ago

And both Lincoln and Washington were known for being freakishly strong

2points

Liz Butt 6 months ago

I just looked at that statue and it was supposed to be a sculpture that was depicted likened to a Greek statue. I can SORT of understand that 🤔 but can't understand a young Abe Lincoln depicted as a youth that looks like he's a magazine cover model. Crazy.

0points

Anonymouse 6 months ago

TIL!

1point

FloC 7 months ago

I thought it was David Tennant.

1point

#40

Blursed Not Egg

Close-up of a steering wheel and legs wearing leggings with a suspiciously placed hole revealing skin in a blursed image.

Final score:

104points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

It took me a minute and then I laughed 😂 I’m a very slender lady and this happens to me too, I blame corporate America

68points

Pyla 7 months ago

Yeah, just ignore rubbing thighs

0points

Dzjaz 7 months ago

Not me wondering why there was an egg there

6points

Shelli Aderman 7 months ago

I was wondering why there was an 🥚 in her lap! 🤣

2points

BlueSioux 6 months ago

"Contents under pressure"

1point

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

Whoever the seamstress is didn't do a very good job of making sure the front and back pieces were together and even before sewing

1point

K Barnes 7 months ago

I mean, realistically the seamstress is someone making pennies a day somewhere who is forced to make those garments for poverty wages and pushed for quantity, not quality. Sadly.

9points

Gracie Mae 6 months ago

Embarrassed that it took me so long to figure out what this was...I thought she had an egg in her lap for some unknown reason

0points

Sven Horlemann 6 months ago

🤣

0points

Orange Mum 7 months ago

I thought was an egg:)

0points

Valerie Page 7 months ago

You were supposed to. That was the whole point of the post. (Says she who had to have it explained to her by Ellen Samberg) But why is it that it's always those who shouldn't wear leggings without a skirt covering their reproductive organs who do

-2points

B 7 months ago

The title... X'D

0points

London Paris 7 months ago

Ohhhhh . . . .

0points

#41

Blursed Reelection

Orange traffic cone perfectly reflected in a car door, creating a blursed image that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

101points

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Multa Nocte 7 months ago

"Reflection?" Although the last US election WAS cursed.

68points

JoJerome 7 months ago

And a butt plug is a pretty apt symbol for the last election.

8points

James016 7 months ago

The mirror shows you your true self.

3points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

Blursed Headline on this one.

2points

B 7 months ago

The cone of shame...

1point

Wysteria_Rose 7 months ago

At least it has a flared base.

1point

LauraDragonWench 7 months ago

Right? Otherwise that's a potential trip to the ER that no one wants to take! 😂

1point

jasper 7 months ago

Pretty sure that's supposed to be "reflection".

0points

Nikole 7 months ago

Both are correct

1point

#42

Blursed Fibonacci

Person sitting with back curved in a crowded area, with a golden spiral overlay illustrating unusual posture in blursed images.

Final score:

101points

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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

Our next stage of evolution -_-

50points

Rural Alberta Mama 7 months ago

Anyone else straighten your back and neck when you looked at this? Just me? Okay

13points

Mammuttipähkinä 7 months ago

Immediately! 😂

4points

Mreoww 7 months ago

My neck hurts looking at this

13points

Millie Brown 7 months ago

Bro needs to touch some grass and straighten his back some

5points

Uncle Panda 7 months ago

Ow!

3points

CM 7 months ago

OMG...

3points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

Nature is beautiful

1point

Jennifer Brown 6 months ago

yep...most guys have the posture of a limb piece of celery

0points

#43

Blursed Collection

Person in a brown jacket observing an art installation of various oddly shaped sticks on a white wall, blursed images concept.

Final score:

99points

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Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

Pew! pew!

38points

Liz Cat Fitzgerald 7 months ago

World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

5points

Bob Bob 7 months ago

Stick em up

3points

Anja Schmidt 7 months ago

Dogs´ exhibition :-P

2points

KieLeaHar 6 months ago

Are they sticks ?! Someone collected sticks that look like guns and put it as an art exhibit?!!

1point

joann fielding 7 months ago

That image will..... stick with me.

1point

Jean Alexander 7 months ago

Artist Maarten Brinkman installation.

1point

NJ P 7 months ago

Gun collection.

1point

Roni Stone Premium 7 months ago

D**n. I thought it was a fido stick collection by the artist, Bark Woofman.

5points

Janet Graham 6 months ago

Childhood stick guns.

0points

Who am I, where am I Premium 6 months ago

I had a bazooka in my collection

0points

#44

Blursed Ducky

Green rubber duck on a car dashboard and a melted version with a face drawn, a blursed image that confuses perception.

Final score:

98points

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Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago

What happens if you leave a soft material on your dash in Arizona.

28points

Nikole 7 months ago

I’m in Chicago but I once left a bag of gummy candy in a car overnight during the summer. It congealed into one mass, so I’d just take bites of it after it cooled indoors. It was glorious.

4points

Bill Swallow 7 months ago

SLIMER! NO!!!

4points

Ryan Mercer 7 months ago

Give these to high school kids to see if they're ready for parenthood.

4points

Jeffrey Kusch 7 months ago

It's one thing to leave your kid in your car but c'mon! Ducky?

2points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

The oven is ready!

2points

Scarfy VR 7 months ago

the duck consumes all

1point

Jennifer Johnson 6 months ago

had a yellow duck on my dash for years. finally removed it and it was now a nice brown color

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 6 months ago

yeah - why we, in the southwest of the USA, do NOT leave things like that on a dashboard.. that's a given.

0points

Liz Butt 6 months ago

The wicked duck of the West. I'm melting, I'm melting. Arrrrrrrgh!

0points

Hannah Frankovic 7 months ago (edited)

:| :[ :0

0points

#45

Blursed_dress

News anchor blending into background city lights due to dress colors, creating a blursed visual effect in broadcast.

Final score:

97points

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Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Human bobble head.

33points

Dekker451 7 months ago

Part of brain: "Hmm...huge, huge head or tiny, tiny body?" Other part of brain: "Yes."

3points

Rose the Cook 7 months ago

How to give the impression of having lost weight when you haven't.

1point

Cristina Alves Moreira 4 months ago

I want to unsee it. Please!

0points

Christine Wild 6 months ago

Sorry..Lol

0points

Who am I, where am I Premium 6 months ago

BWAH-ha-ha

0points

Marlene Ricker 6 months ago

If she wanted to look skinny, she succeeded!

0points

Abby Rexroth 6 months ago

The dresser should be fired.

0points

Nikole 7 months ago

Heehee

0points

#46

Blursed_catch

Man holding a huge fish with tiny hands attached to it creating a blursed optical illusion effect outdoors.

Final score:

92points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Trump-sized hands hehehe 😊 (watch some people whine that I mentioned something vaguely political now 😝)

78points

Der Kommissar 7 months ago

why do you have to bring Donnie into every comment? is it because he is dismantling democracy, brick by brick?

20points

Jeff Hunt 7 months ago

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BookFanatic 7 months ago

Well, I wouldn't want you to be disappointed...🍷🍷🍷🍷 ;)

7points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

Good one!

4points

lwolf1952 7 months ago

Looks like Donnie with his big mouth open all the time.

2points

Who am I, where am I Premium 6 months ago

Oh hell no, politics are always on the block, like the US Constitution is presently

1point

N.C. O'Brien 6 months ago

Not Trump-sized. They are his hands!!

1point

Evan Connolly 2 months ago

There's always a lame Trump joke.

0points

Tom Hutcherson 6 months ago

Those type of people can't handle the truth.

0points

Cydney Golden 6 months ago

Nope, I applaud your efforts.

0points

JoJerome 7 months ago

tRump sized AND backwards.

0points

NEMESIS 6 months ago

So you post something like this and DON'T expect a response???? Entitled much??

-1point

Wednesday 6 months ago

gaslighty much? nah. just good fun. one hopes.

0points

#47

Blursed Voting

Voting booth scene showing a person with pants down and shoes on, a blursed image that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

91points

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ocean todd Premium 7 months ago

Gives new meaning to a hanging chad!

60points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 7 months ago

Swing voter?

19points

Khavrinen 7 months ago

Someone's really excited about democracy!

9points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

That is not the pencil they meant for you to use.

8points

Michael Largey 7 months ago

The electoral process frequently consists of dropping your pants - and then bending over.

4points

El Dee 7 months ago

Hanging choad..

1point

roepi 6 months ago

The bell-end ballotor strikes again.

0points

N G 6 months ago

....but this is how i write my name. I usually write on snow

0points

D Gibson 7 months ago

Something else to freak out the boomers ? But, the boomers dgaf.

0points

Scarfy VR 7 months ago

wat

0points

#48

Blursed Shave

Razor held in front of a computer screen filled with repeated text causing a blursed visual effect that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

80points

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ana-the-light-fury 7 months ago

That’s so satisfying…!

2points

Uncle Panda 7 months ago (edited)

Shaving the data down to get the desired results. "Out, out, d**n outliers!"

1point

typepy type on a rectangle 6 months ago

Sound it out, sounds like SOME HAIR

0points

Anja Schmidt 7 months ago

punk accountanst: "add, substract and die!" from gary larson in "far side"

0points

Marianne 7 months ago

And people say we Germans don't have humor!

0points

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

For all of you wondering. That's german for P*bic hair.

0points

Beth Wheeler 7 months ago

Clever

0points

Paulina 7 months ago

Do yourself a favor: translate the word 😂 It's in German.

0points

#49

Blursed Clock

Round wall clock with 24-hour numbers arranged counterclockwise, a blursed image that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

74points

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Paulina 7 months ago

How Americans see European time keeping 😆

50points

Who am I, where am I Premium 6 months ago

Not all of us

1point

Jennifer Brown 6 months ago (edited)

omg I know...I work as a travel agent and when we accidently send an itinerary out in military time you wouldn't believe the dumbasses who ask for it to be in "american time"! Like only the US keeps a 12 hour clock! it drives me nuts. BTW..I live in the US

0points

Daniele Ribolla 7 months ago

the smarter way... 💪🏼

0points

Moonie Pinkslip 7 months ago

cos they're incredibly thick

0points

Regina Holt 7 months ago

This is great for people who don't understand Military time, or 24 hour clock.

7points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 7 months ago

"Military time" still cracks me up. It's just "time", but it has to be broken down into periods of 12 so Americans can cope with it.

5points

Dekker451 7 months ago

Blursed? It's a 24hr clock. So what?

3points

Jay Scales 7 months ago

More confusing than helpful

3points

driedgrapes 7 months ago

Not if it cycles every 24 hours

2points

Alex Stocker 7 months ago

Is it 8:17am?

2points

Dekker451 7 months ago

Yes. Or 0817.

1point

Missy VanWinkle 6 months ago

LOVE this clock!! WANT this clock!!

1point

Julie S 7 months ago

24h clock

1point

Lanswyfte 6 months ago

Actually, I want this clock!

0points

Susan Raskin 6 months ago

I want one

0points

Shelli Aderman 7 months ago

Why blursed? It’s just military time.

0points

#50

Blursed Render

Two animated characters eating pasta, one with an exaggerated open mouth, illustrating blursed images humor concept.

Final score:

49points

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Ravenkbh 7 months ago

Italians are just different...

15points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

That is scary.

2points

Nikole 7 months ago

The kid next to him looks terrified

1point

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

Great, something that I cant unsee.

1point

Hippopotamuses 7 months ago

Oh shīt. Now I can't unsee this.

1point

Dekker451 7 months ago

IMG_2368-5...x298-1.png

0points

#51

Blursed Volvo

Lego Technic set with a block design resembling a Volvo 240 car in red, showcasing a blursed visual concept.

Final score:

26points

POST

Seán Hannan 7 months ago

Volvo: They're boxy, but good!

6points

Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago (edited)

Wow... helluva callback.

1point

Wild Cream 7 months ago

I don’t see any difference

1point

les 6 months ago

poor countries dont buy tanks, they use volvo 240s

0points

#52

Blursed_outerwear

Person wearing unique blursed jeans with armor pieces and pointed metal shoes standing indoors on tiled floor.

Final score:

25points

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Wild Cream 7 months ago

Cool

13points

Peppy 7 months ago

Knightwear

1point

superfluous 7 months ago

I'm freaking out over the rise on those pants.

0points

#53

Blursed Earphone

Person with a phone held by the earbud wire, paired with a broken earbud showing a technical blursed image.

Final score:

22points

POST

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Temu or Wish?

4points

VNES101 7 months ago

I totally forgot about Wish LOL.

1point

#54

Blursed Discount

Man standing next to a discount frame causing a blursed visual effect in a restaurant setting.

Final score:

21points

POST

Nathan Lewis 7 months ago

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Biofish23 7 months ago

I think even a small child's head would get stuck.

0points

cerinamroth 7 months ago

When I was pregnant, I would have been paying full price every time. No discount for me, carrying it all out front!

0points

Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago

I mean, to be fair..

0points

Chilli 7 months ago

Me, carefully passing my two year old cousin through the 100% one until the restaurant owes us 10,000 dollars;

-1point

Luke Branwen 7 months ago

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#55

Blursed Baby?

Newborn baby with adults in a hospital room, capturing a moment that might make your brain short-circuit in blursed images.

Final score:

20points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

XD Melanin takes months to develop/deposit after birth. This is also why Siamese kittens are born white/cream and develop their "points" later on!

28points

Mimi M 7 months ago

Child can also markedly take after one parent more than the other (many accounts of this at the reddit link).

14points

Lace Neil 7 months ago

Also, Dalmatian dogs are born pure white. The spots come later.

2points

Ge Po 7 months ago

Like, my kids both were born with nearly white hair. Now they're both dark mahogany brown.

1point

Regina Holt 7 months ago

The power of recessive genes.

1point

Kitty1019 7 months ago

Beautiful baby

1point

William Sufik 7 months ago

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#56

Blursed Store

Clothing store aisle with a blursed men and women sign featuring a split face that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

20points

POST

Zoe Vokes 7 months ago

Why did they make the men’s photo so creepy?

13points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 months ago

He is really, REALLY excited about shirts.

5points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

I believe in Harvey Dent

4points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

Harvey dent, can we trust him?

1point

Hahahi18 7 months ago

is that jerma

2points

Rob D 7 months ago

Couldn't afford Willem Defoe.

0points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

RUN!

0points

#57

Blursed Disobedience

Rolled toilet paper incorrectly on holder with wall drawing showing proper and improper ways in blursed images style.

Final score:

20points

POST

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

At this point just say This: yes, THE REST : NOO

0points

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

God I FKN HATE THIS WITH A PASSION >.< Weaponised incompetence and sarcasm all rolled into one.

0points

Gary 7 months ago

Its perfect, I can imagine the simmering argument that got to this point.

1point

#58

Blursed Bring It Milton!!!

House with yellow poles extending from roof to ground, creating a blursed image that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

19points

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Jay Scales 7 months ago

Anyone know if this worked?

8points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 7 months ago

I work for a school system in a coastal town and we do this to storage sheds and other smaller outbuildings if there is a hurricane warning. Assuming the anchors and straps are properly rated for the load it should absolutely work.

3points

Uncle Panda 7 months ago

Some of the houses stayed attached the ground but there's no way to know that they were responsible for that.

3points

Chewie Baron Premium 7 months ago

It did!

1point

Tropical Tarot 7 months ago

Milton brought us a turkey who likes cat food. She showed up in our yard after the hurricane. .

4points

Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago

Doesn't do much for flooding, however.

0points

#59

Blursed_ishowspeed_fan

Two young men in a crowded setting, one wearing a Peru soccer jersey, capturing a blursed image moment.

Final score:

18points

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Mighty Toastress 7 months ago

Bwahaha!!!

0points

#60

Blursed_kitten

A gray cat with a sleepy expression being held next to a container labeled Cat Zaza in a blursed image.

Final score:

18points

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karen snyder 7 months ago

Snoop C.A. double T

15points

Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

How High?

2points

VNES101 7 months ago

Yes.

2points

#61

Blursed Debt Note

Black notebook labeled Debt Note standing among colorful notepads in a display, a blursed image causing confusion.

Final score:

15points

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Jumping Jellyfishes 7 months ago

I can k**l my debts?! Sign me, Ryuk!

4points

William Sufik 7 months ago

Some people really need this note.

1point

Wild Cream 7 months ago

Don’t open it

1point

Sam Trudeau 7 months ago

Does Tr*mp have this?

0points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

He probably has a copy somewhere.

0points

#62

Blursed Marketing

Street vendor signs for churros at 25 pesos, featuring surprising images, creating a blursed image effect in a busy market scene.

Final score:

14points

POST

Amanda Fondaumiere 7 months ago

Lol

5points

ocean todd Premium 7 months ago

Nice churros

3points

Der Kommissar 7 months ago

Mia Khalifa? izzat you?

0points

ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago

I really want a churro now.

0points

VNES101 7 months ago

I already have b***s, but now I really want a churro.

0points

Toika Gao 7 months ago

Ooh! The large cream-filled kind!

0points

#63

Blursed Cap

Man wearing a cap with a humorous message outdoors, an example of blursed images that may make your brain short-circuit.

Final score:

14points

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typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

And Im still sober

1point

#64

Blursed Green

Green muscle car perfectly aligned behind parking reserved sign for green vehicles, a blursed image example.

Final score:

14points

POST

MalayDragon 7 months ago

Malicious compliance

7points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

“It’s a green vehicle officer, you can’t argue with that”

5points

Debs 7 months ago

Shrekmobil

3points

ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago

Yes! The side mirrors!

3points

Batwench Premium 7 months ago

To be fair, the person parking there is just following the sign.

2points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

I see nothing wrong here 😁

1point

Rose the Cook 7 months ago

Someone misunderstood.

1point

GenuineJen 6 months ago

Failed successfully.

0points

#65

Blursed _mario

Mario and Toad face each other with a glowing light, featuring a blursed image transformation of Mario’s face.

Final score:

13points

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AtMostAFabulist Premium 7 months ago

Looks like Tom Hanks.

2points

Key Lime 1 week ago

Polar Express, Mario Style

0points

GenuineJen 6 months ago (edited)

Conan O'Brien? Elon Musk?

0points

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

I see a light... Oh hey toad! Wait a minute.

0points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

It's a me-EÉEEEEK!!!

0points

#66

Blursed Deal

Banner offering a free meal to anyone over 80 years old if accompanied by both parents, a blursed image.

Final score:

13points

POST

Joshua McNally 7 months ago

Just take their ashes, easy.

10points

cerinamroth 7 months ago

Or get digging and gross everyone out.

1point

Smeghead Tribble Down Under 7 months ago

That's sick :/

1point

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 7 months ago

My mother in law *almost* qualified for this. If her mother had held on just a couple more years...

0points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 7 months ago

Shoot. I was disqualified when I was 24.

0points

Wild Cream 7 months ago

Oh! Oh - oh……..

0points

#67

Blursed Hand

Photo of a hand with black lines and pixels censoring fingers, creating a blursed image that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

13points

POST

Dar Mal 7 months ago

IYKYK

2points

Vanni 7 months ago

But i don't know. What??

15points

MagicAxolotl (she/eve) 7 months ago

I don't know, would someone mind explaining???

7points

jasper 7 months ago

IDK

4points

Java Addict 7 months ago

Japanese pron censoring.

3points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

No, I don't know

2points

ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago

And idk

2points

Binnie 7 months ago

oh. OHHHHH4

0points

#68

Blursed_content

Young man with glasses and beard reacting to video content in a cluttered indoor setting, blursed images concept

Final score:

9points

POST

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

Bro is just gonna keep reacting

0points

#69

Blursed_students

Students in a classroom with metal bars positioned unusually between their heads, a blursed image that may confuse the brain.

Final score:

8points

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Sara 7 months ago

Can anyone explain this? What is the bar for?

4points

Uncle Panda 7 months ago

It's a law exam.

19points

Edgar Rops 7 months ago

If it is for real - posture

6points

Claire Collymore 7 months ago

I presume it is for good posture. Leaning over too much when writing is bad for one’s back.

2points

The Mediterranean Fruit 7 months ago

Probably to teach good posture

2points

Crissy Newbury Premium 7 months ago

No cheating or copying from your neighbour. Can’t turn your head without dropping the bar.

1point

Jan Rosier 7 months ago

To keep them from hanging down over their desk like a hanging bridge... It encourages a healthy distance from the desk and writing posture. Although a bit hars. On the other hand, ask kids, when we learned to write, teachers would pick out the 'hangers' or 'stoopers' and put a 30cm or 40cm ruler under their chin.

1point

Robert Wróblewski 2 months ago

Zrzut-ekra...a3-png.jpg

0points

Robert Wróblewski 2 months ago

Zrzut-ekra...37-png.jpg

0points

typepy type on a rectangle 7 months ago

To keep your head up so you don't fall asleep

0points

Cole Earnhart 7 months ago

So.... Did they pass the bar?

2points

Nosirrow 6 months ago

In primary school, in Music classes, one boy would sit with his arms straight, just the hands touching the desk. It looked so unnecessary and weird but the teacher liked him the most for his painfully obvious boot licking.

0points