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Funny comments are entertaining, but what netizens nowadays are even more entertained by is when someone gets ratioed in the comment section. People post nonsense all the time, but there’s something undescribably satisfying when you see a top comment that has way more upvotes than the original post — you know it’s going to be good.

One particular account does it exceptionally well. It’s the (infamous?) “Xavier” persona that roasts people in comment sections. We’ve compiled the funniest posts from the subreddit that collects the jokes and comments made by “Xavier” and sometimes even roasts “him” back. Check out the funniest posts from their collection and have a good chuckle in the meantime.

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#1

Xavier's savage response about keeping $4000 and having unread messages instead of lending money.

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    Xavier's savage response to a #10YearChallenge photo, asking the person to remove their headphones.

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    #3

    Xavier's perfect savage response to the internet nonsense about old phones and grandpa's long story.

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    #4

    Xavier Uncle's funny realization that a default profile picture resembles a bitten donut.

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    #5

    Xavier's savage response on pyramids in Egypt, with camels walking in the desert.

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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumour has it that Oxbridge is developing a new technology... 👀

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    #6

    Xavier's savage response to the question about men opening car doors, a funny internet moment.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teleportation... And I'm not happy that you won't share it with us!

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    #7

    Xavier's savage response challenging the idea that school is not for sleeping if home isn't for studying.

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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: homework was originally invented as a punishment.

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    #8

    Xavier's perfect savage response to a question about arm veins, humorously stating blood travels by Bluetooth.

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    #9

    Xavier's perfect savage response to a couple dangerously leaning out of a moving train, stating common sense.

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    Kaz
    Kaz
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like living and also I don't have a partner.

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    #10

    Xavier with a savage response about a legless climber on Everest, humorously stating his legs would hurt.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure won't lose any toes to frostbite.

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    #11

    Xavier with a savage response to a poorly worded sign about crocodiles in water.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a comma after "CROCODILES". Otherwise, how will the crocodiles understand that they shouldn't swim here?

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    Xavier's perfect savage response about an atheist building a boat, showcasing the internet's nonsense.

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    #13

    Xavier with a savage response to an astronaut holding an Atheist sign, humorously suggesting to remove the helmet.

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    #14

    Xavier's savage response to a 'how to drink water' tutorial, showing people comically failing before watching.

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    #15

    Xavier's savage response on equality vs. justice for watching a match without tickets.

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    Xavier's savage response to an image showing men moving shapes, stating one is delivering useless spheres.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't make cubes if you keep cutting corners.

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    #17

    Xavier's savage response to someone asking about being in the example zone.

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    #18

    Xavier's savage response to Olympic gold medals evolution from 1908 to 2028.

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    #19

    Xavier's savage response to a messy room when parents are coming home.

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    #20

    Xavier's savage response to a roommate needing money to publish a book on earning money.

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    #21

    Xavier's savage response about honey production, humorously admitting to making up facts for dramatic effect.

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI Akash's figures are also invented (or otherwise incorrect). Normally two or three times that many bees-days required.

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    #22

    Xavier's savage response about Falcon's path from rapper to Avenger, proving Thanos easier than Eminem.

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    #23

    Xavier's savage response to a man doing a headstand next to an upside-down pedestrian sign, saying Rules are rules.

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    #24

    Xavier meme with the text I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet, and a hand pressing a Same button.

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    #25

    Xavier's savage response to a person claiming to meet John Cena, with Cena standing right there.

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    #26

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense about a Nokia 3310 case.

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    #27

    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense, comparing an IUD to a toy.

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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Intrauterine device. We're not dumb.

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    #28

    Xavier's perfect savage response to the internet nonsense about why we dont sleep curved if Earth is round.

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    Kaz
    Kaz
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How small do they think the earth is?

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    #29

    Xavier's savage response claiming he never apologizes because he is never wrong.

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you describe yourself as a 'matured' person. You are not a ripe cheese.

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    #30

    Xavier's savage response to a fun fact about bees following a car, questioning who counted them.

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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy, just count the legs and divide by four.

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    #31

    Xavier gives a savage response to a couple's progression from puppy to dog, losing the man.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kept the most important being

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    #32

    Xavier's savage response on the speed of Superman vs. The Flash.

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    #33

    Xavier's savage response to a woman holding a man's hand while dangling from a skyscraper.

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    #34

    Xavier offers a savage and humorous third plan for becoming a doctor to internet nonsense.

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    #35

    Xavier's savage response on eating fries alone versus with friends.

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd picture, use a knife and fork like civilised people.

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    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense on differentiating big cats.

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cheetah will not attack a human. The others are also unlikely to, but it does happen, usually if they or their cubs are threatened; there has never been a recorded case of a cheetah attacking a human.

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    #37

    Xavier with a savage response to internet nonsense about Nebula's hair.

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    #38

    Xavier's savage response to a phone showing 10 missed calls from both Mum and Dad.

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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad calls once then sends a text.

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    Xavier's savage response to internet nonsense, comparing modern philosophers.

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    Kaz
    Kaz
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is like a díck. sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, it’s not going to be hard forever, and it just takes a little ride to work itself out.

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