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The online landscape would be a sad place indeed without witty and insightful commenters to brighten your day. We’re genuinely grateful that you exist because you make the internet much more fun with your sense of humor, roasts, and comebacks.

To show our appreciation, Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and award-worthy online comments from all over the internet, and they’re even better than the original posts. Scroll down for a master-level course in commenting.

#1

A Reddit thread asking Men of reddit, what would you do if you found out your homie is gay? with a humorous comment.

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S Mi
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4 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the correct answer

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    #3

    A Reddit thread asking about the worst lie told as a kid, with a comment about being told they were adopted. Read the comments.

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    Going viral online with a good post or comment can be a lot of fun. It boosts your ego and makes you feel like a huge part of the world is listening to and (hopefully) agreeing with you.

    Since humans are social creatures, this kind of attention and approval makes us feel like valuable members of the (digital) tribe. We feel respected, adored, and influential. And when you rack up millions of views, hundreds of thousands of likes, and thousands of reshares, it makes you feel like you’re powerful and can change the world.

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    #4

    A Reddit thread asking how to get rid of a lisp, with a comment clarifying the subreddit is for Lisp programming language. Read the comments!

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    #6

    A Reddit thread asking what you would telepathically say, showing you always need to read the comments for funny replies.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang, I'd just say "you're gay" or something

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    On the one hand, we improve our odds of going viral with good content, genuine wit, effort, and hard and smart work. On the other hand, some aspects of virality—luck, timing, and other current events—are entirely out of our hands.

    You might have the perfect post or comment, and it gets barely any views because something else was dominating the discussion online. Or you might end up with millions of views on a throwaway witty insight that you barely put any effort into.

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    #8

    A Reddit thread asking what you would do for money if you get $100 for every rejection, with a comment saying to ask people for $100. Read the comments.

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    51 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you think im pretty?" instant cash

    #9

    A Reddit thread asking about favorite paradoxes, with a top comment explaining the Astley Paradox, proving you need to read the comments.

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    You can’t control luck, but you can improve your odds of going viral by consistently posting quality content and insights.

    It also helps if you genuinely like what you do and the type of topics and content you interact with. You’ll find it tough to stay motivated with all the endless writing, posting, and resharing if you’re only ever in for the likes and online attention. Sure, being liked is nice. But being liked for something you’re proud of is better.

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    However, some researchers look past the influence of luck on virality and hone in on the science part.

    #10

    Screenshot of Reddit comments discussing movie plot changes by adding the letter 'R', with a funny movie title example.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tick Tick Broom

    #11

    Screenshot of Reddit comments discussing what users wish would fall from the sky instead of rain, with funny responses.

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    According to word-of-mouth, influence, and consumer behavior expert Jonah Berger, PhD, a professor at the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, people often think it’s random luck or chance that they become popular. But according to him, “there’s actually really a science behind it.”

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    #13

    An arrow stuck in a roof with a Reddit comment overlay, illustrating the unexpected things found when reading the comments.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everytime they make a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down! Leave us alone Mel Brooks!"

    #14

    A Reddit thread asking about skills you're a pro at, demonstrating that you always need to read the comments for amusing answers.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they have ESPN or something!

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    #15

    A Reddit thread about Canadian researchers diagnosing cancer in a dinosaur, with a lighthearted comment wishing the dinosaur well. Read the comments.

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    “We’ve analyzed thousands of pieces of online content, tens of thousands of brands and millions of purchases both around the United States and around the world. And again and again, we see the same science coming up, the same six factors driving things to catch on and be shared. And so at the core, it’s really about the psychology of social transmission. Why do we talk about certain things rather than others? Why do we share what we’re doing this weekend or not talk about something that happened last weekend? And what about that science can help us understand why things become popular?” Berger told the American Psychological Association.

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    Berger explained that there are several psychological reasons that people share things. This is the STEPPS framework, and it includes 6 dimensions:

    1. S for social currency
    2. T for triggers
    3. E for emotion
    4. P for public
    5. P for practical value
    6. S for stories

    According to the expert, viral content rarely does all 6 of these things. Rather, they have at least 1 of these ‘ingredients.’

    #19

    A Reddit post about people who shoved school papers in their backpack, a funny thread proving to read the comments.

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    #20

    A Reddit thread about living inside the body of someone you hate, with a relatable and humorous comment, proving you need to read the comments.

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    #21

    Screenshot of Reddit comments on the most wholesome conspiracy theory, with a humorous theory about rocks.

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    “Each of those is a psychological driver of why people talk and why they share. It’s not about certain products versus ideas versus services. It’s not about business-to-consumer versus business-to-business. It’s not about expensive things versus cheap things. It’s really about the science of why things get passed on. Why do we talk about some things that happened to us last weekend and not others? Why do we talk about certain trips or vacations we took years ago, but not other ones? And how does all this help us understand why things catch on?” Berger told the APA.

    #22

    A Reddit thread showcasing humorous Valentines cards and comments, highlighting why you should always read the comments.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    49 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't like the cards, just don't make him give out the cards

    #24

    A Reddit thread with a 'Food Hack' about making taco shells from tortillas and an 'ice' joke, with a humorous comment below. Read the comments.

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    Meanwhile, based on findings from marketing tech company Unruly, which analyzed around 430 billion video views and 100k consumer data points, two powerful drivers lead to viral success.

    Harvard Business Review reports that these are psychological response (how the content makes you feel) and social motivation (why you want to share it).

    The stronger and more intense the feelings that content evokes in us, the more likely we are to share it online.

    #25

    A Reddit thread showing snow blowing from a mountain, with humorous comments about 'mountain spores' and seeing a 'diploma'. Read the comments.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, I drove past a university once.

    #26

    A Reddit post showing a banana carved into a dog, with a standard banana for scale, and a relevant comment. Read the comments!

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    We’d love to hear your perspective! Share your thoughts and opinions about these internet comments, well, in the comments here. And make them witty if you like!

    How often would you say you read the comments underneath social media posts and online articles? Meanwhile, how often do you actually write comments? Where do you look for inspiration for humor? Tell us all about it.

    #28

    A Showerthoughts Reddit post about human extinction and a funny comment, a great thread proving to read the comments.

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    #29

    Screenshot of Reddit comments with a question about thought-provoking questions and a humorous answer about snails.

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    #33

    A Reddit post about an all-deer Animal Crossing community, with a humorous and unexpected comment. Always read the comments!

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    42 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Fuchsia and Diana

    #34

    A Reddit post showing a leopard gecko, asking about its gender, with a funny comment. Always read the comments!

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    #36

    A Reddit thread asking Does Home/Mini have built in thermometers? with a clarifying explanation in the comments.

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    #37

    A Reddit thread asking Need help authenticating an early 1974 Star Wars screenplay draft with a detailed comment.

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    #38

    A Reddit thread asking My fan won't stop talking to me. with a technical explanation in the comments.

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    #39

    A Reddit thread asking When is the last time you used a phone box? with a heartwarming story in the comments.

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    #40

    A Reddit post asking what gives you butterflies, a humorous thread proving you need to read the comments.

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    #41

    A Reddit thread asking women what they find confusing about men, with a comment about gifts, proving you need to read the comments.

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    #42

    A Reddit thread asking about being paid what you are worth, with a funny comment from an unemployed user, proving you need to read the comments.

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    #43

    A Reddit thread with a question 'People that have friends: How?' and a witty answer proving you need to read the comments.

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    #44

    A Reddit thread asks for examples of giving a man a fish versus teaching him to fish, with a humorous comment.

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    #45

    A Reddit post about a female Uzi fan with a cringe comment, a hilarious thread proving to read the comments.

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    #46

    A Reddit post asking introverts how they met their girlfriend, a funny thread proving to read the comments.

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    #47

    Screenshot of Reddit comments about a small lie that snowballed, showing a user's story of starting to run after a lie.

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